Radio KORE - the only station authorized by The Company. Please note this log contains actual player names vs. the fictional roles they assume on-air. Subtract 650 from the year number in the messages below to translate from fictional game time to real time. -- Vice President Grey Sun Feb 20 22:18:21 2655 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company Sun Feb 20 22:30:34 2655 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Sun Feb 20 22:30:39 2655 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company Sun Feb 20 22:31:01 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sun Feb 20 22:31:06 2655 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Sun Feb 20 22:31:23 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sun Feb 20 22:31:28 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sun Feb 20 22:39:50 2655 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Sun Feb 20 22:39:55 2655 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company Sun Feb 20 22:42:19 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sun Feb 20 22:42:24 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Mon Feb 21 21:27:19 2655 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all you're power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Mon Feb 21 21:27:24 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Mon Feb 21 21:36:05 2655 Landulf : beep Mon Feb 21 21:36:48 2655 Landulf : Miners, miners, miners! KORE is back on the air! I'm your temporary station manager Landulf Rethyr. Tonight we're having an open forum discussion for our friendly miners to air their ideas for shows for our newly renovated station. So let's hear from you my fellows... We'll be on the air for a bit. Mon Feb 21 21:37:31 2655 Landulf : I have our Historian Selenia assisting me and Belior is producing our show for the evening Mon Feb 21 21:37:46 2655 Belior : That's right Landy! Mon Feb 21 21:37:58 2655 Belior : Watch out folks, it might get a little crazy! Mon Feb 21 21:37:58 2655 Landulf : Use the kore channel on your comm unit to call in tonight Mon Feb 21 21:39:06 2655 Selenia : First lets hear a few messages from our sponsors! Mon Feb 21 21:39:10 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Mon Feb 21 21:39:15 2655 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Mon Feb 21 21:39:54 2655 Landulf : Gotta love those ads... you can put your own in by coming down the station and using our adbooth! Mon Feb 21 21:40:38 2655 Landulf : Miners! why are you so quiet! Mon Feb 21 21:41:32 2655 Dominic : Because we realized you don't have a voice for radio either. Haha I'm just messin, you're the best, Landy. Mon Feb 21 21:41:49 2655 Landulf : Dominic! You're being an ass on our FIRST broadcast?!? Mon Feb 21 21:42:00 2655 Belior : It's what he does Landy. Mon Feb 21 21:42:08 2655 Landulf : a good point! Mon Feb 21 21:42:17 2655 Dominic : Naw, just givin ya hard time. Someone's gotta talk. Mon Feb 21 21:42:19 2655 Landulf : I appreciate that dom Mon Feb 21 21:42:55 2655 Landulf : Now, anyone have any ideas for shows? Mon Feb 21 21:42:55 2655 Landulf : Now, anyone have any ideas for shows? Mon Feb 21 21:43:00 2655 Landulf : Don't be shy! Mon Feb 21 21:43:10 2655 Sasha : i got ideas Mon Feb 21 21:43:14 2655 Landulf : shoot, Sasha Mon Feb 21 21:43:21 2655 Landulf : this is an open forum Mon Feb 21 21:43:33 2655 Selenia : Wouldn't an all day history program be fun folks?! Mon Feb 21 21:43:43 2655 Belior : I don't know Sel, that might be a tad boring ... Mon Feb 21 21:43:47 2655 Landulf : She's a wild Cannon, Folks Mon Feb 21 21:43:51 2655 Sasha : this thing is slow Mon Feb 21 21:43:52 2655 Belior : But if we don't get any better ideas ... Mon Feb 21 21:44:03 2655 Dominic : I'd tune in, Selenia! Mon Feb 21 21:44:06 2655 Landulf : Dom, don't suck up Mon Feb 21 21:44:13 2655 Kevin : I like the History idea. Mon Feb 21 21:44:19 2655 Landulf : That goes to you too Kevin! Mon Feb 21 21:44:37 2655 Landulf : No buttering up our Historian! Mon Feb 21 21:44:37 2655 Selenia : We could hear about Gorbu mating rituals, and Nympho historical diseases! Mon Feb 21 21:44:42 2655 Sasha : well there is the daily stock report and then traffic report Mon Feb 21 21:45:05 2655 Kevin : We should put Selenia in charge! Mon Feb 21 21:45:06 2655 Dominic : I'm not sucking up. I just think that she is a lovely radio personality and an even better boss. Mon Feb 21 21:45:08 2655 Sasha : then we could also have a live band or two....i know my band wouldnt mind playing at the station Mon Feb 21 21:45:34 2655 Landulf : Indeed, Indeed! Mon Feb 21 21:45:45 2655 Sasha : how about call in and talk radio? Mon Feb 21 21:45:48 2655 Belior : That's a good idea. Mon Feb 21 21:45:49 2655 Landulf : Isn't that what we're doing right now Mon Feb 21 21:46:06 2655 Sasha : what kinda special guests can we get ahold of? Mon Feb 21 21:46:19 2655 Landulf : Well... I could get hold of the VP, or his Assistant Mon Feb 21 21:46:20 2655 Belior : Anyone. Potentially even VP Cox himself. Mon Feb 21 21:46:28 2655 Landulf : some department heads... Mon Feb 21 21:46:36 2655 Dominic : Or maybe Fast Eddie. Mon Feb 21 21:46:39 2655 Landulf : He might be a good one Mon Feb 21 21:46:48 2655 Sasha : how about people from earth? mabye someone in a vid we have all seen? Mon Feb 21 21:47:48 2655 Sasha : and we could do a saftey in the mines report weekly or something Mon Feb 21 21:48:02 2655 Landulf : Good ideas, all! Mon Feb 21 21:48:35 2655 Selenia : How about.. The Love Machine. Hosted by Belior the Luv Doctor! Mon Feb 21 21:48:47 2655 Belior : I don't know about all that Selenia ... Mon Feb 21 21:49:37 2655 Sasha : can kore do a live feed from the mines or a pub? Mon Feb 21 21:49:43 2655 Landulf : we're waiting on the equipment from Earth right now Mon Feb 21 21:49:56 2655 Landulf : But we're talking to Company execs about it right now Mon Feb 21 21:51:08 2655 Angelina : Landy, you should do a musical spot, too. Mon Feb 21 21:51:17 2655 Dominic : I like the idea for Belior's late night love show. Mon Feb 21 21:51:42 2655 Belior : We're working on overhauling the stereo equipment. Mon Feb 21 21:52:00 2655 Belior : And don't forget folks, soon we'll have the holovid production up and running again. Mon Feb 21 21:52:01 2655 Sasha : i want to do a fashion "whats hot and what snot" spot Mon Feb 21 21:52:05 2655 Kevin : Do some contests too for prizes. Mon Feb 21 21:52:27 2655 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all you're power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Mon Feb 21 21:52:32 2655 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Mon Feb 21 21:54:08 2655 Kevin : And maybe some news program from things from Earth, eh? Mon Feb 21 21:54:11 2655 Belior : Good idea Kevin. Mon Feb 21 21:54:42 2655 Belior : Don't forget, in the soon-to-be reopened Hard Core News dome, you can submit news stories you come across. Mon Feb 21 21:54:45 2655 Sasha : can i doa story hour too? Mon Feb 21 21:54:59 2655 Belior : It's certainly a possibility Sasha. Mon Feb 21 21:55:21 2655 Sasha : i also free style rap and have a few cd's made Mon Feb 21 21:55:37 2655 Belior : Well, we'll see what interest is in something like that. Mon Feb 21 21:55:57 2655 Sasha : put in a dance cage for callisto down in the lobby Mon Feb 21 21:56:21 2655 Kevin : And maybe an Technical Time to tell of the news products and gadgets to make our lives easier? Mon Feb 21 21:56:32 2655 Belior : Certainly Kevin. Mon Feb 21 21:57:03 2655 Belior : All of you who want shows or positions, be sure to mail whomever takes over when Kore goes commercial next week. Mon Feb 21 21:57:04 2655 Angelina : We need stock reports! Mon Feb 21 21:57:25 2655 Sasha : dont forget to support your local radio station by calling in and renewing your membership for only 25 credits a year Mon Feb 21 21:57:27 2655 Dominic : And a game show starting Dominic the Dashing? Mon Feb 21 21:57:45 2655 Belior : M-T is down. Bauxite is up. Mon Feb 21 21:58:14 2655 Belior : There's a stall on the West Transit Tube to Grey's Dome. Mon Feb 21 21:59:09 2655 Belior : Well folks, I think that's it for tonight. A lot of good ideas, thanks for your input. Be listening for more boradcasts soon. Mon Feb 21 21:59:14 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Mon Feb 21 21:59:19 2655 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Sun Mar 6 17:18:17 2655 Dominic : Testing... Testing... 1.. 2.. Check. Check. Sun Mar 6 17:20:48 2655 Dominic : Stay tuned. This evening KORE will be doing it's first broadcast under my management. Also, anyone wishing to apply for a position at KORE, please submit any applications to me. Sun Mar 6 18:36:11 2655 Dominic : Attention miners. I have a quick announcement for you all. Sun Mar 6 18:36:41 2655 Dominic : In about 5 minutes, KORE will be transmitting the holovid "Core Court" to any who wish to see it. Sun Mar 6 18:37:17 2655 Dominic : Just tune your apparment's holovid projecter to KORE and you'll receive the signal and can watch for free. Sun Mar 6 18:37:58 2655 Dominic : Again, in five minutes KORE will be transmitting "Core Court" to those who wish to view. Sun Mar 6 18:38:31 2655 Dominic : Thank you and goodbye for now. Sun Mar 6 18:41:18 2655 Dominic : The holovid will be projecting in sixty seconds. Remember, just tune your holovid projectors to KORE and you'll receive the broadcast. Sun Mar 6 18:42:51 2655 Dominic : Scratch that, three more minutes. I'm starting it at quarter til the hour. Sun Mar 6 18:57:34 2655 Jim Jones : Attention miners there will be a second viewing of Core Court at 1900 Sun Mar 6 18:58:24 2655 Jim Jones : Just a reminder, for all your late night tobacco needs, shop at Empire Encodings, not only do they have great smokes, they also rent out all KORE Holovid Material Mon Mar 7 01:40:45 2655 Wuensche : test Thu Mar 10 21:17:17 2655 Dominic : Attention miners! This is Dominic coming to you from KORE Studios with a quick announcement. Thu Mar 10 21:18:59 2655 Dominic : With the reopening of KORE, we're in dire need of staff. Thu Mar 10 21:19:29 2655 Dominic : KORE studios is looking for KJs as well as Holovid writers. Thu Mar 10 21:20:22 2655 Dominic : If you are interested in a job with KORE, mail me an application with your basic information and some ideas on how you could better the station with what style radio shows/holovids you are interested in creating. Thu Mar 10 21:20:28 2655 Dominic : Any questions? Thu Mar 10 21:21:48 2655 Dominic : Well, being there are no questions, I'll be signing off for the night. If you do have any questions in the future, never hesitate to contact me. Thu Mar 10 21:21:54 2655 Dominic : Thank you and goodnight. Thu Mar 10 22:39:37 2655 Dominic : Just a quick announcement for everyone. KORE is broadcasting a late night showing of the Galaxial Explorer Series holovid "Perpetual Waterfalls." It's a must see for all those who are interested in the settings of other planets. It'll be playing in roughly twenty minutes. Thu Mar 10 22:39:47 2655 Dominic : Just tune your holovid projector to the KORE channel and don't miss this exciting holovid. Thu Mar 10 22:51:05 2655 Dominic : Just 10 more minutes until the Galaxial Explorer holovid production: "Perpetual Waterfalls." Tune to KORE and check it out. Thu Mar 17 15:45:23 2655 Dominic : Attention all miners. Thu Mar 17 15:45:46 2655 Dominic : There is a new announcement on the Company's Computer Terminal at the center of the CITY Dome at 000. Thu Mar 17 15:45:57 2655 Dominic : It is reguarding KORE's newest contest. Thu Mar 17 15:46:49 2655 Elias : .k Thu Mar 17 15:47:32 2655 Dominic : The announcement is about the coming Single-Elimination Connect 4 Tourmanment. Thu Mar 17 15:47:54 2655 Dominic : You can win up to 50,000 credits! Thu Mar 17 15:48:19 2655 Dominic : I will remain in the booth for a while and take calls if anyone has any questions reguarding the contest. Thu Mar 17 15:48:54 2655 Elias : Yah, is this radio Kore? Thu Mar 17 15:48:59 2655 Dominic : Yes it is. Thu Mar 17 15:49:09 2655 Kevin : Does it cost anything to enter? Thu Mar 17 15:49:11 2655 Dominic : The contest has no entry fee. It is free to enter. Thu Mar 17 15:49:21 2655 Dominic : Okay, and what is that? Thu Mar 17 15:49:23 2655 Elias : I've got a question about that contest? Thu Mar 17 15:49:43 2655 Elias : How many people can enter? Thu Mar 17 15:49:48 2655 Dominic : Everyone who wants to enter can. Thu Mar 17 15:50:44 2655 Dominic : Are there any other questions? Thu Mar 17 15:50:55 2655 Dominic : Also, KORE is still looking for talented holovid writers as well as KJs to help fill out the rest of the staff at the radio station. If you want to apply, contact me for a personal interview. Thu Mar 17 15:53:06 2655 Dominic : One last announcment! Thu Mar 17 15:53:40 2655 Dominic : In 8 minutes at 16:00 CST, KORE will be doing a special broadcast of the classic holovid drama, "Stolen by Lies" Thu Mar 17 15:54:24 2655 Dominic : I highly suggest everyone gets to holovid projector so they don't miss this great production, just remember to tune your projector to KORE and the holovid will start playing right at 16:00. Thu Mar 17 15:54:28 2655 Dominic : Thank you and goodnight. Thu Mar 17 23:55:44 2655 Jim Jones : I'd like to take this time mourn the loss of Efilfer Zaggin the company miner, he was just recently recloned yet again. Thu Mar 17 23:56:13 2655 Jim Jones : Luckily the lcoal clinic has enough spare parts to grow him a new body, bad side is were out of freeze dried coffee Thu Mar 17 23:56:27 2655 Jim Jones : *rimshot* Thu Mar 17 23:57:02 2655 Jim Jones : Thank you for listening this has been jim joens with your nightly news, now on to your regularly scheduled programming Sun Mar 20 21:06:06 2655 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Sun Mar 20 21:06:11 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Sun Mar 20 21:06:35 2655 Dominic : Greetings greetings all! This is Dominic broadcasting live from KORE Radio! Sun Mar 20 21:07:12 2655 Dominic : I am looking for participants for a contest! If you want a chance to win 50,000 credits, call in now! Sun Mar 20 21:08:51 2655 Shadeen : Sure, I'll play! Sun Mar 20 21:08:55 2655 Kyla : I'm in! Sun Mar 20 21:09:10 2655 Fernin : I'm game. 50,000 sounds nice! Sun Mar 20 21:09:12 2655 Lazarius : sure i'll enter Sun Mar 20 21:09:22 2655 Dominic : Okay, we have four partcipants, anyone else wanting to enter? Sun Mar 20 21:10:04 2655 Dominic : Anyone at all? Last chance to call in and secure your spot in a chance to win fifty thousand credits! Sun Mar 20 21:10:34 2655 Dominic : Okay, well lets get this started! Sun Mar 20 21:11:40 2655 Dominic : There will be four categories. There are five question in each category, each question of increasing difficulty and thus each question has different point values. They very from category to category. Sun Mar 20 21:12:26 2655 Dominic : The categories are "The Nympho Dome", "Shops and Employees", "The Company's Offices" and "Random Core"! Sun Mar 20 21:12:46 2655 Dominic : The person who gets questions correct will be the one who has control of what the next question is. Sun Mar 20 21:13:32 2655 Dominic : You get the points if you get the question correct, if you fail to answer correctly, you do not lose points. But, you are allowed only one guess per question. The first person to answer correctly will be the only one to receive the points. Sun Mar 20 21:13:35 2655 Dominic : Understood? Sun Mar 20 21:14:12 2655 Dominic : Contestants? Sun Mar 20 21:14:24 2655 Fernin : Gotcha. Sun Mar 20 21:14:32 2655 Kyla : Clear as a bell. Sun Mar 20 21:14:43 2655 Lazarius : oops... Sun Mar 20 21:14:53 2655 Dominic : Shadeen? Are you still participating? Sun Mar 20 21:15:09 2655 Dominic : I guess not. Anyone want to take Shadeen's place or shall we just continue from here? Sun Mar 20 21:15:27 2655 Shadeen : sorry, apparently it froze, just now I got whats been going on Sun Mar 20 21:15:51 2655 Dominic : Okay, we got our contestants. Lets get this game started. But first, a word from our sponsor. Sun Mar 20 21:15:54 2655 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Sun Mar 20 21:15:59 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Sun Mar 20 21:16:57 2655 Dominic : And we're back. Fernin has been randomly chosen to pick first. Sun Mar 20 21:17:33 2655 Kyla : What are the available point values in each category? Sun Mar 20 21:17:42 2655 Dominic : Again, the categories are "The Nympho Dome", "Shops and Employees", "The Company's Offices" and "Random Core". Sun Mar 20 21:17:54 2655 Dominic : Point values can fluxuate between 1-4 points. Sun Mar 20 21:18:02 2655 Fernin : I'll go with Random Core to start off. Sun Mar 20 21:18:04 2655 Dominic : Okay, Random Core, Question 1! Sun Mar 20 21:18:46 2655 Dominic : For 1 point and control of the board... Who the the Core Fire Chief? Sun Mar 20 21:19:23 2655 Kyla : Geoff? Sun Mar 20 21:19:26 2655 Dominic : Correct! One point for Kyla! Sun Mar 20 21:19:46 2655 Kyla : Woohoo! Sun Mar 20 21:19:49 2655 Dominic : Gotta be a bit quicker, other contestants. Sun Mar 20 21:20:04 2655 Dominic : Okay Kyla, your pick on the category. Sun Mar 20 21:20:26 2655 Kyla : I'll take another random Core. Sun Mar 20 21:20:42 2655 Dominic : Okay, Random Core, question 2. Question is again worth 1 point. Sun Mar 20 21:20:55 2655 Dominic : How many companies are information provided on in the Core Library? Sun Mar 20 21:21:18 2655 Dominic : I'm looking for a number value. Sun Mar 20 21:21:19 2655 Shadeen : all of the,? Sun Mar 20 21:21:56 2655 Kyla : Eight? Sun Mar 20 21:21:58 2655 Lazarius : 9? Sun Mar 20 21:21:58 2655 Dominic : Kyla again! Sun Mar 20 21:22:15 2655 Lazarius : dammit wrong number...lol Sun Mar 20 21:22:20 2655 Kyla : Woo yeah! Sun Mar 20 21:22:22 2655 Dominic : Okay Kyla, you have control again. What category? Sun Mar 20 21:22:40 2655 Kyla : I'll keep going with Random Core. Sun Mar 20 21:22:58 2655 Dominic : Okay, Random Core, question 3. Question is worth 2 points. Sun Mar 20 21:23:06 2655 Dominic : Who is the current Acupuncture Expert? Sun Mar 20 21:23:39 2655 Kyla : Bui Nguyen. Sun Mar 20 21:23:43 2655 Dominic : Kyla is on fire! Sun Mar 20 21:23:56 2655 Dominic : Other contestants, are you all still playing? hahaha. Sun Mar 20 21:24:13 2655 Dominic : Kyla, pick your category. Sun Mar 20 21:24:41 2655 Kyla : I'm going to take another Random Core. Sun Mar 20 21:24:43 2655 Dominic : Okay, Random Core, question 4. Question is worth 3 points. Sun Mar 20 21:24:51 2655 Dominic : What is the most expensive food item from the Skyview Terrace's cafe? Sun Mar 20 21:25:36 2655 Kyla : The hefty burger? Sun Mar 20 21:25:43 2655 Lazarius : hefty burger Sun Mar 20 21:25:47 2655 Dominic : Kyla just inching ahead. Sun Mar 20 21:25:54 2655 Lazarius : damn Sun Mar 20 21:26:04 2655 Kyla : Sorry Laz! Sun Mar 20 21:26:08 2655 Dominic : I assume you want Random Core again, Kyla? Sun Mar 20 21:26:10 2655 Lazarius : dang...good job Sun Mar 20 21:26:29 2655 Kyla : You'd be right, Dom. Sun Mar 20 21:26:47 2655 Dominic : Okay, Final Random Core question. Value: 4 points! Sun Mar 20 21:26:55 2655 Dominic : How many levels of Core Quad cards are there? And again, I am looking for a number value. Sun Mar 20 21:27:19 2655 Lazarius : 6? Sun Mar 20 21:27:29 2655 Fernin : I'll venture a guess, and say... 9? Sun Mar 20 21:27:30 2655 Dominic : I'm sorry both of those answers are incorrect. Sun Mar 20 21:27:43 2655 Kyla : 8? Sun Mar 20 21:27:56 2655 Dominic : Again, incorrect. Shadeen you going to guess? Sun Mar 20 21:28:27 2655 Shadeen : sorry, got no clue on that one Sun Mar 20 21:28:35 2655 Dominic : Okay we have no winner for that one. The correct answer is 10. Sun Mar 20 21:28:56 2655 Fernin : Bah, so close. Sun Mar 20 21:29:37 2655 Dominic : Okay we're one forth of the way through the game, I'll tabulate the score while we have a word from our sponsor. Sun Mar 20 21:29:41 2655 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Sun Mar 20 21:29:46 2655 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company Sun Mar 20 21:30:13 2655 Dominic : Okay, after a quarter of the game, the score is: Lazarius - 0, Kyla - 7, Fernin - 0, Shadeen - 0. Sun Mar 20 21:30:25 2655 Dominic : There are still plenty of point opportunites left, it's really anyone's game. Sun Mar 20 21:30:39 2655 Lazarius : lol...woo we rock! go Kyla! Sun Mar 20 21:30:48 2655 Dominic : Since no one got the last question, it goes back to Kyla. Sun Mar 20 21:30:53 2655 Dominic : The categories are The Nympho Dome, Shops and Employees and The Company's Offices Sun Mar 20 21:30:58 2655 Kyla : Heehee. Sun Mar 20 21:31:12 2655 Kyla : Alright. Lets try Shops and Employees. Sun Mar 20 21:31:26 2655 Dominic : Question 1 of Shops and Employees. Worth 1 point. Sun Mar 20 21:31:29 2655 Dominic : Who owns Militant Off Worlders? Sun Mar 20 21:32:02 2655 Lazarius : levanon? Sun Mar 20 21:32:09 2655 Kyla : Levanon? Sun Mar 20 21:32:09 2655 Dominic : Lazarius makes it on the board! Sun Mar 20 21:32:25 2655 Dominic : Laz, you have control of the board. What category would you like? Sun Mar 20 21:32:26 2655 Kyla : Go Laz! Sun Mar 20 21:32:42 2655 Lazarius : woo 1 point!...lol Sun Mar 20 21:33:00 2655 Lazarius : lets stay with shops and employees Sun Mar 20 21:33:15 2655 Dominic : Question 2 of Shops and Employees. Worth 2 points. Sun Mar 20 21:33:20 2655 Dominic : What are the two most expensive drill PARTS at the Drillier's Kiosk? Sun Mar 20 21:33:58 2655 Lazarius : plasma drill and ion drill Sun Mar 20 21:34:05 2655 Kyla : plasma charger? Sun Mar 20 21:34:11 2655 Dominic : I'm sorry Laz, I'm looking for the two most expensive parts, not the drills. Sun Mar 20 21:34:24 2655 Fernin : ion emitter and plasma charger? Sun Mar 20 21:34:24 2655 Dominic : Fernin takes the points!! Sun Mar 20 21:34:41 2655 Fernin : Woo hoo! Sun Mar 20 21:34:43 2655 Kyla : Go Fenrin! Sun Mar 20 21:34:47 2655 Dominic : You have control of the board, Fernin. Sun Mar 20 21:35:01 2655 Lazarius : alright! Sun Mar 20 21:35:03 2655 Fernin : I think I'll go with the flow and take another Shops and Employees. Sun Mar 20 21:35:11 2655 Dominic : Question 3 of Shops and Employees. Worth 2 points. Sun Mar 20 21:35:16 2655 Dominic : What is the most expensive bat price on the Bat4Rent rack? Sun Mar 20 21:36:45 2655 Kyla : Uh... trick question? Sun Mar 20 21:36:45 2655 Dominic : This is not a trick question. Sun Mar 20 21:37:00 2655 Dominic : Anyone want to guess? Sun Mar 20 21:37:14 2655 Lazarius : leg breaker mafia model Sun Mar 20 21:37:14 2655 Dominic : I'm looking for a price. Sun Mar 20 21:37:31 2655 Kyla : 300 credits? Sun Mar 20 21:37:35 2655 Lazarius : 50000 Sun Mar 20 21:37:35 2655 Fernin : Might as well guess, I'll go with... 13000. Sun Mar 20 21:37:52 2655 Dominic : Laz takes the win! Sun Mar 20 21:37:54 2655 Shadeen : 25000? Sun Mar 20 21:38:01 2655 Lazarius : oops cant guess Sun Mar 20 21:38:09 2655 Kyla : Go Laz! Sun Mar 20 21:38:34 2655 Fernin : Good guess, Laz. Sun Mar 20 21:38:51 2655 Dominic : So Laz what category would you like now? Sun Mar 20 21:39:17 2655 Lazarius : well....same i guess everyone likes that Sun Mar 20 21:39:19 2655 Dominic : Question 4 of Shops and Employees. Worth 3 points. Sun Mar 20 21:39:22 2655 Dominic : What is the cheapest thing at Wedding R Us? And how much does it cost? Sun Mar 20 21:39:40 2655 Shadeen : 10000 Sun Mar 20 21:39:52 2655 Lazarius : bag of rice Sun Mar 20 21:39:53 2655 Shadeen : Bah Sun Mar 20 21:39:53 2655 Dominic : I'm looking for item and price. Sun Mar 20 21:39:56 2655 Shadeen : rice Sun Mar 20 21:40:02 2655 Lazarius : 50 Sun Mar 20 21:40:03 2655 Dominic : Laz takes it! Sun Mar 20 21:40:08 2655 Kyla : 50 credit bag of rice. Sun Mar 20 21:40:18 2655 Lazarius : i was getting to that....lol Sun Mar 20 21:40:18 2655 Kyla : Go Laz again! Sun Mar 20 21:40:37 2655 Dominic : Okay Laz, pick a category. Sun Mar 20 21:41:06 2655 Lazarius : if we got another shop on go with that....if not...nympho dome Sun Mar 20 21:41:08 2655 Dominic : Final Question of Shops and Employees. Worth 4 points. Sun Mar 20 21:41:17 2655 Dominic : What will happen to shoplifters at Weapons R' Us? Sun Mar 20 21:41:33 2655 Lazarius : shot Sun Mar 20 21:41:35 2655 Kyla : They are prostituted! Sun Mar 20 21:41:36 2655 Shadeen : banned from the store Sun Mar 20 21:41:36 2655 Dominic : Kyla takes it!!! Sun Mar 20 21:41:57 2655 Lazarius : woo good job Sun Mar 20 21:42:01 2655 Dominic : Okay another short break while we count up the score. Sun Mar 20 21:42:05 2655 Advertisement : You look tense, smoke a bowl! Sun Mar 20 21:42:10 2655 Advertisement : You look tense, smoke a bowl! Sun Mar 20 21:42:40 2655 Dominic : Okay, we're half way through the game. Sun Mar 20 21:42:51 2655 Dominic : As it stands, the current scores are: Lazarius - 6, Kyla - 11, Fernin - 2, Shadeen - 0. Sun Mar 20 21:43:13 2655 Dominic : The categories left are The Nympho Dome and The Company's Offices Sun Mar 20 21:43:17 2655 Dominic : Kyla you have control of the board. Sun Mar 20 21:43:43 2655 Kyla : I'll go with The Company's Offices. Sun Mar 20 21:43:58 2655 Dominic : Question 1 of The Company's Offices. Worth 1 point. Sun Mar 20 21:44:02 2655 Dominic : Who is the current Financial Controller of Core? Sun Mar 20 21:44:17 2655 Kyla : Josef. Sun Mar 20 21:44:18 2655 Dominic : Kyla again! Sun Mar 20 21:44:34 2655 Dominic : Continue with the category? Sun Mar 20 21:44:35 2655 Lazarius : wow....how does she do it? Sun Mar 20 21:44:51 2655 Kyla : Yay! I'll go with the company's offices again. Sun Mar 20 21:44:57 2655 Dominic : Question 2 of The Company's Offices. Worth 1 point. Sun Mar 20 21:45:05 2655 Dominic : Who is Duchie's Ex-Secretary? Sun Mar 20 21:45:19 2655 Kyla : Wendall. Sun Mar 20 21:45:21 2655 Dominic : Kyla is on fiiiire! Sun Mar 20 21:45:28 2655 Fernin : I think Kyla's going to dominate this round easily. Sun Mar 20 21:45:47 2655 Kyla : Woohoo! I'm liking this category. More from it. Sun Mar 20 21:45:51 2655 Dominic : Question 3 of The Company's Offices. Worth 1 point. Sun Mar 20 21:45:54 2655 Lazarius : i think she won the game.... Sun Mar 20 21:45:56 2655 Dominic : Who runs the Office of Environmental Quality? Sun Mar 20 21:46:24 2655 Kyla : Billy. Sun Mar 20 21:46:32 2655 Dominic : Kyla again! C'mon get on the ball people. You had plenty of time that round. Sun Mar 20 21:46:42 2655 Dominic : Continue, Kyla? Sun Mar 20 21:46:59 2655 Kyla : Absolutely. Sun Mar 20 21:47:19 2655 Dominic : Question 4 of The Company's Offices. Worth 2 points. Sun Mar 20 21:47:25 2655 Dominic : Who runs the Office of Employee Health? Sun Mar 20 21:47:55 2655 Kyla : Nurse Rachel. Sun Mar 20 21:48:01 2655 Dominic : Kyla takes it again! Sun Mar 20 21:48:09 2655 Fernin : Ehh... I don't even know where the Office of Employee Health is, no less who runs it... Sun Mar 20 21:48:32 2655 Dominic : Final question of the category, Kyla? Sun Mar 20 21:48:44 2655 Lazarius : im finding these offices as the questions come up but not in time Sun Mar 20 21:48:47 2655 Kyla : Go right ahead. Sun Mar 20 21:48:53 2655 Dominic : Final Question of The Company's Offices. Worth 3 points. Sun Mar 20 21:49:02 2655 Dominic : Who is the director of Human Resources? And who is their secretary? Sun Mar 20 21:49:21 2655 Lazarius : jenny Sun Mar 20 21:49:32 2655 Lazarius : ouch..wrong Sun Mar 20 21:49:37 2655 Kyla : Jenny Thackery and Edwardio. Sun Mar 20 21:49:43 2655 Dominic : Kyla agian. You almost had it, Laz. Sun Mar 20 21:49:59 2655 Kyla : Sorry Laz! Sun Mar 20 21:50:09 2655 Lazarius : yeah...crap Sun Mar 20 21:50:18 2655 Dominic : Okay another break before we come back for the final round. The speed round. Sun Mar 20 21:50:23 2655 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Sun Mar 20 21:50:28 2655 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Sun Mar 20 21:50:47 2655 Dominic : After three quarters of play, the score is Lazarius - 6, Kyla - 19, Fernin - 2, Shadeen - 0. Sun Mar 20 21:51:05 2655 Lazarius : could we even win now? Sun Mar 20 21:51:15 2655 Dominic : In this final speed round, the point values are doubled. Sun Mar 20 21:51:37 2655 Lazarius : woot Sun Mar 20 21:51:51 2655 Dominic : In this final round the category is The Nympho Dome. This means all answers can be found in and around the nympho dome. Sun Mar 20 21:52:05 2655 Dominic : Question 1 - Worth 2 Points! Sun Mar 20 21:52:14 2655 Dominic : Who the worker at the Nympho Dome's jewelery shop? Sun Mar 20 21:52:39 2655 Lazarius : candi Sun Mar 20 21:52:39 2655 Dominic : Laz takes it! Sun Mar 20 21:52:54 2655 Kyla : Go Laz! Sun Mar 20 21:52:54 2655 Lazarius : woo Sun Mar 20 21:52:58 2655 Dominic : Question 2 - Worth 4 points! Sun Mar 20 21:53:09 2655 Dominic : What is the highest opening bet on any of the Nympho Dome's blackjack tables? Sun Mar 20 21:53:38 2655 Kyla : 5000 Sun Mar 20 21:53:50 2655 Fernin : 5000 Sun Mar 20 21:53:50 2655 Dominic : Kyla takes it! Sun Mar 20 21:54:09 2655 Lazarius : woot! Sun Mar 20 21:54:13 2655 Dominic : Question 3 - Worth 6 points! Sun Mar 20 21:54:20 2655 Dominic : What is the most expensive item at the Nympho Dome's candy shop? And how much does it cost? Sun Mar 20 21:54:24 2655 Kyla : Woo, yeah! Sun Mar 20 21:54:46 2655 Lazarius : locket Sun Mar 20 21:54:59 2655 Kyla : A 100 credit lollipop. Sun Mar 20 21:55:00 2655 Dominic : Kyla takes it again! Sun Mar 20 21:55:13 2655 Lazarius : ithought of candi...lol Sun Mar 20 21:55:23 2655 Kyla : Ooh yeah! Sun Mar 20 21:55:32 2655 Dominic : Question 4 - Worth 8 points! Sun Mar 20 21:55:35 2655 Dominic : Who is the receptionist of 'The Gentle Caress Massage Parlor'? And who is the manager? Sun Mar 20 21:56:31 2655 Kyla : Mr. Johnson and Jessica. Sun Mar 20 21:56:37 2655 Dominic : Kyla again! Sun Mar 20 21:56:45 2655 Lazarius : mr johnson and kessica Sun Mar 20 21:56:53 2655 Lazarius : so close Sun Mar 20 21:57:09 2655 Kyla : Sorry again, Laz! Sun Mar 20 21:57:31 2655 Dominic : Final question of this round. Worth 12 points! Remember after this, we do have the FINAL question. Sun Mar 20 21:57:39 2655 Lazarius : thats ok...it's all fun Sun Mar 20 21:57:39 2655 Dominic : What are the two items at the Nympho Dome's beach front store? Sun Mar 20 21:57:59 2655 Lazarius : a blanket and a fishing pole Sun Mar 20 21:57:59 2655 Dominic : Laz takes it! Sun Mar 20 21:58:14 2655 Lazarius : woot! Sun Mar 20 21:58:15 2655 Kyla : Go Laz! Sun Mar 20 21:58:34 2655 Dominic : Okay, we're going to have a quick break and then we'll come back for the final round. It gives a chance to the two highest players to double their score. Sun Mar 20 21:58:37 2655 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Sun Mar 20 21:58:42 2655 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Sun Mar 20 22:00:54 2655 Dominic : And we're back. Sun Mar 20 22:01:13 2655 Dominic : The current score is Lazarius - 20, Kyla - 37, Fernin - 2, Shadeen - 0. Sun Mar 20 22:01:33 2655 Dominic : So that means Fernin automatically takes 3rd place. This final deathmatch is between Lazarius and Kyla. Sun Mar 20 22:01:53 2655 Lazarius : good luck Kyla Sun Mar 20 22:01:59 2655 Kyla : Good luck, Laz! Sun Mar 20 22:02:17 2655 Fernin : Good luck Laz and Kyla! Sun Mar 20 22:02:24 2655 Dominic : Here's how it works. I'm going to ask you a question. First person who answers gets their points doubled. You have unlimited guesses. So feel free to guess as many times as you need. Sun Mar 20 22:02:31 2655 Dominic : You two ready? Sun Mar 20 22:02:45 2655 Lazarius : yup Sun Mar 20 22:02:48 2655 Kyla : ready! Sun Mar 20 22:02:51 2655 Dominic : Okay, in what year was The Company established? Sun Mar 20 22:03:13 2655 Lazarius : 2650 Sun Mar 20 22:03:23 2655 Dominic : Incorrect. Keep guessing. Sun Mar 20 22:03:33 2655 Kyla : 2327! Sun Mar 20 22:03:33 2655 Dominic : KYLA TAKES IT! Sun Mar 20 22:03:35 2655 Lazarius : 2651 Sun Mar 20 22:03:48 2655 Dominic : The information was provided in the Company's Library. Sun Mar 20 22:03:53 2655 Kyla : Woohoo! Sun Mar 20 22:03:56 2655 Lazarius : damn......good job Kyla Sun Mar 20 22:04:00 2655 Dominic : That means in first place with the prize of 50000 credits is Kyla! Sun Mar 20 22:04:10 2655 Dominic : In second with the prize of 25000 is Lazarius! Sun Mar 20 22:04:19 2655 Kyla : Thank you! Sun Mar 20 22:04:28 2655 Fernin : Congratulations, Kyla and Laz! Sun Mar 20 22:04:32 2655 Dominic : In third, with the prize of 10000 credits is Fernin! Sun Mar 20 22:04:38 2655 Lazarius : woot! thanks Sun Mar 20 22:04:46 2655 Kyla : Good game, everyone! Sun Mar 20 22:04:53 2655 Dominic : And better luck next time, Shadeen. Sun Mar 20 22:05:08 2655 Lazarius : yeah that was fun Sun Mar 20 22:05:14 2655 Fernin : Indeed, good game. Well played, Kyla. Sun Mar 20 22:05:33 2655 Dominic : And just a little reminder to all you active people in the community: Sun Mar 20 22:05:54 2655 Dominic : KORE is still looking for talented holovid writers as well as KJs to help fill out the rest of the staff at the radio station. If you want to apply, contact me for a personal interview. Please be of clean attire and be ready to answer questions such as "What sort of experience would you bring to the station?" and "If you were to get the position, what would you want to create?" Sun Mar 20 22:06:04 2655 Dominic : We have needs for all types of employees, KJs, Assitant KJs, Coffee Gophers as well as holovid writers and editors. This is a great way to make some extra cash and take part in the very exciting events KORE has planned for the future. Sun Mar 20 22:06:38 2655 Dominic : This is Dominic signing off! Thank you and sleep well Core! Sun Mar 20 22:06:53 2655 Dominic : This has been an offical broadcast of KORE! If you arn't listening, what are you doing? Sun Mar 20 22:06:56 2655 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Sun Mar 20 22:07:01 2655 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Mon Mar 21 01:53:05 2655 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all you're power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Mon Mar 21 01:53:10 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Mon Mar 21 14:56:40 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Mon Mar 21 14:56:45 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Mon Mar 21 17:55:00 2655 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Mon Mar 21 17:55:05 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Mon Mar 21 18:39:39 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Mon Mar 21 18:39:44 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Mon Mar 21 22:34:32 2655 Advertisement : You look tense, smoke a bowl! Mon Mar 21 22:34:37 2655 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Mon Mar 21 23:53:11 2655 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all you're power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Mon Mar 21 23:53:16 2655 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Mon Mar 21 23:53:39 2655 Dominic : *grumble* Congratulations to Faulan for winning the Laser Core competition! Mon Mar 21 23:58:13 2655 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company Mon Mar 21 23:58:18 2655 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Tue Mar 22 15:02:38 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Tue Mar 22 15:02:43 2655 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Wed Mar 23 00:13:16 2655 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Wed Mar 23 00:13:21 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Wed Mar 23 00:21:31 2655 Kyla : Hello everyone out there in Core! This is Kyla, the newest KJ for radio KORE, Core's most popular, and only, radio station! Wed Mar 23 00:21:59 2655 Kyla : Tonight, those of you lucky enough to be awake and alert have the chance to be part of an exciting contest with great cash prizes. Wed Mar 23 00:23:15 2655 Kyla : We'll be having a hunt all through Core. Yours truly will be hiding at some out of the way spots you folks might not be familiar with, even though you live here. Wed Mar 23 00:23:41 2655 Kyla : Each round will be worth a certain number of points, and the person with the most points at the end of the contest will walk away ten thousand credits richer. Wed Mar 23 00:23:51 2655 Kyla : If you would like to be part of the contest, please call in now. Wed Mar 23 00:24:11 2655 Karia : I would Wed Mar 23 00:24:28 2655 Manfred : Heyho. Wed Mar 23 00:24:33 2655 Dagor : I might as well sign up.. Wed Mar 23 00:24:34 2655 Fernin : I'm game. Wed Mar 23 00:25:05 2655 Dominic : The prize will be 30,000 credits for first place, 15,000 for second place and 5,000 for third place. Wed Mar 23 00:25:14 2655 Kyla : Anyone else before we start the game? Wed Mar 23 00:25:58 2655 Wuensche : I want to join the contest Wed Mar 23 00:26:03 2655 Shadeen : I'm in! Wed Mar 23 00:26:31 2655 Kyla : Great! We'll have the first hint to my first location coming right up... after a word from our sponsors. Wed Mar 23 00:26:38 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Wed Mar 23 00:26:43 2655 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Wed Mar 23 00:29:05 2655 Kyla : And we're back. I'll be going live with my first location hint in just a moment. Wed Mar 23 00:31:17 2655 Kyla : Annnnd... Wed Mar 23 00:31:34 2655 Kyla : It's time to start the contest! I'm in my first location. Wed Mar 23 00:32:20 2655 Kyla : This first one is worth one point. Hints will be given every five minutes until I am found. Wed Mar 23 00:32:36 2655 Kyla : The first hint is, this is one of Core's best places to relax. Wed Mar 23 00:33:25 2655 Dominic : Remember contestants, this is not a 'call-in and answer' contest. Wed Mar 23 00:33:40 2655 Dominic : In this one you actually have to travel to Kyla's location to receive the points. Wed Mar 23 00:34:16 2655 Kyla : Anddd... we have our first scorer! Wed Mar 23 00:35:01 2655 Kyla : Fernin has found me at Core Gym's very own massage therapy clinic. One point for him! Wed Mar 23 00:35:36 2655 Kyla : Congratulations to Fernin. Now, a quick word from our sponsor as I travel to our next location. Wed Mar 23 00:35:52 2655 Wuensche : wahooo Wed Mar 23 00:36:33 2655 Kyla : And we're back for round two, this time worth two points. Wed Mar 23 00:37:18 2655 Kyla : I'm in a place well known to Core's elite. Wed Mar 23 00:41:07 2655 Kyla : Four minutes have passed. If nobody finds me in the next minute, I'll give another hint. Wed Mar 23 00:42:13 2655 Kyla : And we have our second scorer! Dagor has found me in the Core Executive Toilet. Wed Mar 23 00:42:25 2655 Kyla : That's two points for Dagor. Congratulations. Wed Mar 23 00:42:38 2655 Wuensche : hahahaha Wed Mar 23 00:43:23 2655 Kyla : This is still anyone's game, though. I'll be in my third location after a word from our sponsors. Wed Mar 23 00:43:27 2655 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Wed Mar 23 00:43:32 2655 Advertisement : Have you had your cigarette today? Wed Mar 23 00:44:45 2655 Kyla : And we're back with round three, worth three points. Wed Mar 23 00:45:06 2655 Kyla : This time I'm found somewhere you'd want to make a purchase, if you have the credits for it. Wed Mar 23 00:46:24 2655 Kyla : Wow, Dagor's really on top of things tonight. He's found me again, in the employee dome registry office. Wed Mar 23 00:46:52 2655 Karia : dam... I was just thinking that too! Wed Mar 23 00:46:58 2655 Kyla : That brings his total up to five points. But there are plenty of rounds to come. I'll be back with my next clue after these messages. Wed Mar 23 00:47:47 2655 Kyla : And we're back, with round four. Wed Mar 23 00:48:28 2655 Kyla : This round will be worth five points. Anyone can find me and tie for the lead! Wed Mar 23 00:49:02 2655 Kyla : This round I'm in somewhere you might not think about too often, but is essential to keep Core running smoothly. Wed Mar 23 00:52:13 2655 Kyla : There'll be another hint in a minute if I haven't been found. Wed Mar 23 00:53:40 2655 Kyla : Alright, five minutes have passed, nobody's found my latest hiding spot. Time for another hint! Wed Mar 23 00:53:59 2655 Kyla : I'm not sure where you folks are searching, but I'm betting I'm right under your nose. Wed Mar 23 00:57:02 2655 Kyla : Still nobody's found me. This round's proving trickier than I thought! Another minute til the third clue. Wed Mar 23 00:58:06 2655 Kyla : And Fernin has found me! Wed Mar 23 00:58:41 2655 Kyla : I was hiding in Core's central waste monitoring facility, directly underneath the Core dome center. Wed Mar 23 00:59:10 2655 Kyla : Fernin takes five points, and the lead, as well as a special prize contributed by Nigel, director of Corezite R&D. Wed Mar 23 01:00:14 2655 Kyla : And we'll have another word from our sponsors, and then round five. Wed Mar 23 01:00:54 2655 Kyla : And we're back, with round five. Wed Mar 23 01:01:35 2655 Kyla : This round is worth another five points, enough to put you in a tie for second, or to catapult you into the lead if you're one of our scorers. Wed Mar 23 01:02:23 2655 Kyla : This time, I'm somewhere I think everyone has been at least once. Or if you haven't been, you should've been. Wed Mar 23 01:03:28 2655 Kyla : And we have a round winner! Manfred has found me in the new employee study center. Wed Mar 23 01:03:49 2655 Kyla : But this round was a close one. Karia and Johnson came within seconds of finding me first. Wed Mar 23 01:03:53 2655 Manfred : Woooh! *makes faces at the Hover-Cam* Wed Mar 23 01:04:16 2655 Kyla : I think I'll give them each a consolation point, since I'm a kind and gentle radio host like that. Wed Mar 23 01:04:33 2655 Kyla : But Manfred takes the five points, and this round's special bonus prize! Wed Mar 23 01:05:09 2655 Fernin : What is it this time, another Nigel doll? Wed Mar 23 01:05:13 2655 Karia : Thank you very much! Wed Mar 23 01:05:41 2655 Manfred : Unscarred. Wed Mar 23 01:05:44 2655 Johnson : thank you Wed Mar 23 01:05:48 2655 Kyla : And we'll be back with round 6, after these messages. Wed Mar 23 01:06:06 2655 Nigel : The dolls are rare collectable items. :) Wed Mar 23 01:06:27 2655 Manfred : Especially yours, Nigel. Wed Mar 23 01:06:43 2655 Advertisement : Have you had your cigarette today? Wed Mar 23 01:06:48 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Wed Mar 23 01:07:52 2655 Kyla : And we're back! Wed Mar 23 01:08:28 2655 Manfred : This doll is perverse. I want a refund. Wed Mar 23 01:08:47 2655 Kyla : Round six, worth another five points. Wed Mar 23 01:09:14 2655 Kyla : I hope you all can hear me clear, because this is a very noisy area. You might not think much about this place either, but it keeps us all safe. Wed Mar 23 01:13:19 2655 Kyla : The clock is ticking. One more minute and we get our second hint for the round. Wed Mar 23 01:13:45 2655 Kyla : And we have the round winner! Wed Mar 23 01:14:13 2655 Kyla : Manfred wins the round and takes the lead after finding me at the reactor leak control center beneath our detention block. Wed Mar 23 01:15:57 2655 Kyla : The game is still close. Manfred has 10 points, but Fenrin is close behing with 6. Dagon's not to be counted out yet with his 5, either. And Johnson and Karia could still be factors with 1 point apiece. Wed Mar 23 01:16:16 2655 Kyla : Who will win? We'll find out in the final round, coming after these messages. Wed Mar 23 01:16:23 2655 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Wed Mar 23 01:16:28 2655 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company Wed Mar 23 01:17:16 2655 Kyla : And we're back, for our seventh and final round. Wed Mar 23 01:17:29 2655 Kyla : This round is worth six points. It's still anyone's game! Wed Mar 23 01:17:58 2655 Kyla : The clue for this round is that you'll find me close to somewhere I've already broadcasted. Wed Mar 23 01:20:07 2655 Kyla : And we have a winner for the round! Wed Mar 23 01:20:29 2655 Kyla : Johnson has found me in the office of our prison warden, directly above my previous broadcasting location. Wed Mar 23 01:21:02 2655 Kyla : Johnson wins 6 points, enough to take him into second place! Wed Mar 23 01:21:33 2655 Kyla : And that means that Manfred has one the game, with a grand total of ten points! Congratulations! Wed Mar 23 01:21:55 2655 Dominic : Kyla, can we get a final round up of all the scores? Wed Mar 23 01:22:05 2655 Kyla : We sure can, Dominic, Wed Mar 23 01:22:16 2655 Dominic : I need the top three winners. Wed Mar 23 01:22:35 2655 Kyla : Manfred - 10, Johnson - 7, Fenrin - 6, Dagor - 5, and Karia - 1. Wed Mar 23 01:22:57 2655 Dominic : that's 30,000 for Manfred, 15,000 for Johnson and 5000 for Fenrin. Wed Mar 23 01:23:00 2655 Kyla : Congratulations to our top three finishers! But I feel bad for Dagor, coming so close... Wed Mar 23 01:23:09 2655 Kyla : Luckily, I have a special consolation prize for him. Wed Mar 23 01:23:49 2655 Johnson : thank you very much Wed Mar 23 01:24:29 2655 Fernin : Thanks to the folks at KORE. Wed Mar 23 01:24:43 2655 Kyla : Thank you to all contestants in tonight's contest! Wed Mar 23 01:25:13 2655 Wuensche : no, thank you Wed Mar 23 01:25:29 2655 Kyla : It's been an absolute pleasure running this contest. Once again this is Kyla, from radio KORE, signing off. Wed Mar 23 01:25:46 2655 Johnson : oh my god am i realy on oh my i just so.. thank you so much Wed Mar 23 01:26:35 2655 Dominic : And remember, if you're looking for a job in the production of radio shows or the creation of holovids, please contact me as KORE is always searching for creative new individuals to make a difference. Wed Mar 23 01:26:39 2655 Dominic : And this is Dominic in the studio, signing off. Wed Mar 23 01:26:47 2655 Dominic : This has been an offical broadcast of KORE. Wed Mar 23 01:26:57 2655 Dominic : If you're not listening to us, what are you doing? Wed Mar 23 01:27:16 2655 Wuensche : absolutley nothing! Wed Mar 23 01:27:40 2655 Manfred : Well, this is beer and pizza money for a few months. Wed Mar 23 01:29:35 2655 Advertisement : You look tense, smoke a bowl! Wed Mar 23 01:29:40 2655 Advertisement : Have you had your cigarette today? Wed Mar 23 01:30:46 2655 Dominic : Quick announcement. KORE will be providing a special viewing of the great holovid "The Behemoths of Bellerophon" from the Galactic Explorer series. It will be playing in about 15 minutes. Please tune your holovid projectors to the KORE channel so you don't miss out on this great presentation. Wed Mar 23 21:31:51 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Wed Mar 23 21:31:56 2655 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Wed Apr 6 03:25:33 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Wed Apr 6 03:25:38 2655 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Wed Apr 6 03:26:11 2655 Dominic : Just a quick announcement. You'll want to go check out the new holovid selection in Empire Encodings. Our holovid department is booming and we're going to be releasing new vids very frequently. Wed Apr 6 22:10:23 2655 Advertisement : Have you had your cigarette today? Wed Apr 6 22:10:28 2655 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all you're power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Wed Apr 6 22:10:46 2655 Dominic : Remember, KORE is still looking for talented holovid writers as well as KJs to help fill out the rest of the staff at the radio station. If you want to apply, contact me for a personal interview. Wed Apr 6 22:11:13 2655 Dominic : Please be of clean attire and be ready to answer questions such as "What sort of experience would you bring to the station?" and "If you were to get the position, what would you want to create?" We have needs for all types of employees, KJs, Assitant KJs, Coffee Gophers as well as holovid writers and editors. Wed Apr 13 17:15:33 2655 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Tue Apr 26 18:31:56 2655 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Tue Apr 26 18:32:01 2655 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Tue Apr 26 18:32:49 2655 Dominic : KORE is still looking for talented holovid writers as well as KJs to help fill out the rest of the staff at the radio station. If you want to apply, contact me for a personal interview. Please be of clean attire and be ready to answer questions such as "What sort of experience would you bring to the station?" and "If you were to get the position, what would you want to create?" Tue Apr 26 18:33:01 2655 Dominic : We have needs for all types of employees, KJs, Assitant KJs, Coffee Gophers as well as holovid writers and editors. This is a great way to make some extra cash and take part in the very exciting events KORE has planned for the future. Tue May 10 00:00:31 2655 Fernin : Testing Tue May 10 00:02:26 2655 Fernin : If you have any idea how Dom and the other KJ's put up ads, call in now and let me know. Tue May 10 00:04:50 2655 Fernin : Meh... so much for the night owl audience. Fernin, signing off. Tue May 10 21:40:51 2655 Fernin : Testing out some nonsense, don't mind me. Tue May 10 21:40:57 2655 Fernin : Ad1 Tue May 10 21:41:02 2655 Fernin : Shop_Ad Tue May 10 21:41:06 2655 Fernin : Smoke Tue May 10 21:41:18 2655 Fernin : CCC_Ad Tue May 10 21:41:20 2655 Fernin : CCCad Tue May 10 21:41:36 2655 Fernin : Empire Encodings Tue May 10 21:43:02 2655 Fernin : advertisement Tue May 10 21:47:11 2655 Fernin : Nope, KORE's still running. Tue May 10 21:47:33 2655 Grahf : yay for communism Tue May 10 21:47:34 2655 Fernin : Almost useless, but still running. Sun May 15 13:49:34 2655 Fernin : We're not closed down yet, we're teetering on the brink of destruction, though. Sun May 15 13:52:06 2655 Fernin : If I ever remember to be in here, then yes, we're open for advertising. Tue May 17 13:48:48 2655 Fernin : Hmm... I'm bored... and Laz needs help... so it's Spur of the Moment radio contest time! Tue May 17 13:49:15 2655 Fernin : I'm offering 10,000 credits to anyone that can come up with an armour theme that Laz approves of. Tue May 17 13:49:52 2655 Fernin : Call in with ideas whenever you think of them, and we'll see if he approves. Tue May 17 13:49:59 2655 Elias : Ah, how about Western? Tue May 17 13:50:09 2655 Fernin : Come to think of it, he should be here with me... Laz! Get your ass over to KORE! Tue May 17 13:50:51 2655 Grizz : Advanced Cybernetic Plating Tue May 17 13:51:48 2655 Elias : Metal armour, metal Tue May 17 13:52:07 2655 Fernin : Well, Laz? Any of these tickle your fancy? Tue May 17 13:52:37 2655 Lazarius : well running to KORE i missed em...hehehe Tue May 17 13:53:04 2655 Fernin : Heh, so far, Elias has suggested a Western theme, and a Metal theme, and Grizz has suggested Advanced Cybernetic Plating Tue May 17 13:53:48 2655 Lazarius : well arnt we suppose to stay to the core future theme? so western would be out Tue May 17 13:54:24 2655 Lazarius : advanced cybernetic plating might work.... Tue May 17 13:54:29 2655 Elias : What do you mean by theme? Tue May 17 13:55:03 2655 Lazarius : you have to stay futuristic according to the Law people Tue May 17 13:55:15 2655 Lazarius : so im not sure if it would be allowed Tue May 17 13:55:20 2655 Fernin : A specific name that could be applied to any part of armour, Grahf has scaled-armour, Lorna uses black leather, I have dusty black Tue May 17 13:56:28 2655 Elias : Well, the obvious answer would be silken tassels Tue May 17 13:57:45 2655 Grizz : Cybernetic chest plating, cybernetic arm pannels, hydralic wrist enhancements, Tue May 17 13:57:48 2655 Elias : Or interlocking ribbons Tue May 17 13:58:13 2655 Lazarius : hrm...those sound good Tue May 17 13:58:28 2655 Lazarius : what are the other armour parts now? i think theres like 5 total Tue May 17 13:58:53 2655 Elias : A silken hat Tue May 17 13:59:06 2655 Elias : Interlocking PLATED ribbons Tue May 17 13:59:41 2655 Elias : Perhaps some tasseled bandoleers Tue May 17 14:00:04 2655 Lazarius : is it possible totake prize money from elias? lol :)~ Tue May 17 14:00:31 2655 Fernin : Grizz could take the win here if he can think of names for Laz's boots, cap, cloak, and pants. Tue May 17 14:00:37 2655 Grizz : cranial reinforement and synthetic sealant Tue May 17 14:01:01 2655 Fernin : That takes care of the hat and the... hrm... what part of the body might synthetic sealant go on? Tue May 17 14:01:21 2655 Elias : Some sort of synthetic polymer grafted on top of the reinforced plates of a cyborg Tue May 17 14:01:26 2655 Elias : Using ribbons Tue May 17 14:01:45 2655 Lazarius : ok can we hit elias with a bolt of lightning? Tue May 17 14:01:49 2655 Grizz : overcoat layer Tue May 17 14:02:14 2655 Grizz : syntehtic sealant shroud perhaps Tue May 17 14:02:53 2655 Fernin : Okay, that's the cloak then. Just boots and pants left. I think Grizz has this, Elias, unless you have a flash of brilliance in the next few minutes. Tue May 17 14:03:15 2655 Elias : Well, one can use clamps and magnatism to attach stronger, and better reinforced plates over the existing ones, allowing them to be removed, without sacrificing integrity Tue May 17 14:03:15 2655 Fernin : A flash of brilliance that isn't ribbon or silk related Tue May 17 14:03:23 2655 Elias : But ten.... Tue May 17 14:03:59 2655 Elias : Then, one could easily attach seperate cmponents in a modular fashion Tue May 17 14:04:52 2655 Elias : Ahh, put that rl in KORE Tue May 17 14:05:35 2655 Fernin : If I knew how, I would. Tue May 17 14:05:46 2655 Elias : The pants could be attached using coretex, perhaps, allowing them to move, or even kevlar Tue May 17 14:05:58 2655 Elias : (ppertend to) Tue May 17 14:06:19 2655 Elias : But the material might be inhibitive of movement Tue May 17 14:06:48 2655 Elias : Using magnatism, with some clamps, perhaps using specific kevlar undersheaths, Tue May 17 14:07:20 2655 Elias : Perhaps one could add an oversuit, for weatherproofing, or, if black, it could be used for stealth Tue May 17 14:07:31 2655 Lazarius : all this info is well and good, but what heppened to all Grizz' great names? Tue May 17 14:07:39 2655 Elias : It would also allow for easy attachment of a powerbelt Tue May 17 14:07:40 2655 Lazarius : lol Tue May 17 14:07:48 2655 Fernin : Er... ok then... Tue May 17 14:08:06 2655 Fernin : If you can figure a way to put all that info it a few simple, descriptive words, Elias, names for pants and boots, you'll win the 10 grand Tue May 17 14:08:19 2655 Elias : I like magnatism and somewhat hidden clamps more than a synthetic glue, as then the armour might be removed Tue May 17 14:08:48 2655 Elias : Boots, magnetic steel, attached by weak magnatism iand clamps Tue May 17 14:09:14 2655 Elias : Helme, the same, perhaps with an EVA attachment Tue May 17 14:09:54 2655 Lazarius : ok i have 5 minutes left and i must go.... Tue May 17 14:09:57 2655 Elias : Pants, Steell , attached via magnatism and small, hidden clamps, wiuth a kevlar undersheath Tue May 17 14:09:58 2655 Lazarius : better hurry up Tue May 17 14:10:09 2655 Fernin : We're gonna need shorter names, Elias Tue May 17 14:10:14 2655 Elias : The undersheaths might be done as clothes rather than armour Tue May 17 14:10:15 2655 Fernin : Like Grizz had before, 2 or 3 words Tue May 17 14:10:28 2655 Elias : Thkore Ohhh Tue May 17 14:10:55 2655 Elias : Mag-lock Plate boots Tue May 17 14:11:02 2655 Elias : Kevlar undersheath (pants Tue May 17 14:11:20 2655 Fernin : Sound good to you, Laz? Tue May 17 14:11:26 2655 Elias : Mag-lock plated pants (leg armor) Tue May 17 14:11:44 2655 Elias : Mag-lock plate suit Tue May 17 14:12:06 2655 Elias : Kevlar backed, Mag-lock pants Tue May 17 14:12:16 2655 Lazarius : sure why not...give elias 2k and the other 8k to grizz next time you see him Tue May 17 14:12:31 2655 Elias : Kevlar backed, Mag-lock chest plating Tue May 17 14:12:49 2655 Elias : The Jacket could be a black oversuit Tue May 17 14:12:53 2655 Elias : I dunno Tue May 17 14:13:00 2655 Lazarius : did you right them all down fernin? Tue May 17 14:13:06 2655 Lazarius : cause i must run Tue May 17 14:13:07 2655 Fernin : Yes I did Tue May 17 14:14:34 2655 Fernin : Well, that's that, thanks for playing, folks. Fri May 27 21:56:09 2655 Fernin : Okay, We're now counting down to the final moments before Core's first (and who knows, maybe last) Human vs Cyborg Race. Fri May 27 21:56:30 2655 Fernin : The runners are already at the starting position, and are still wondering where they'll be racing off to. Fri May 27 21:57:08 2655 Fernin : Absolon is already at the finish line. Give us a call, Absolon. Let the racers have a bit of a clue as to where you're at. Fri May 27 21:58:23 2655 Elias : No guns or knives, right? Fri May 27 21:58:37 2655 Elg : No, so stop shooting at me. Fri May 27 21:58:53 2655 Elias : Fists? Fri May 27 21:59:04 2655 Elg : Nah. Fri May 27 21:59:12 2655 Fernin : It would be kind of hard to use a gun or a knife on each other outside of a PK area, which this race doesn't cross through. Fri May 27 21:59:13 2655 Elias : Any weapons? Fri May 27 21:59:16 2655 Absolon : message Well Fernin, seemed to be experiencing some technical difficulties but I'm back now Fri May 27 21:59:32 2655 Elg : None, except your fists. Fri May 27 21:59:34 2655 Absolon : I'm here with Ol' Tom the miner chatting it up about some of his favorite books. Fri May 27 21:59:55 2655 Fernin : If anyone's still confused as to where Absolon is, call in now. Otherwise, this race is about to start. Fri May 27 21:59:57 2655 Elias : Great, let's go! Fri May 27 22:00:08 2655 Elg : Wait Fri May 27 22:00:15 2655 Elg : I don't know where the finish is. Fri May 27 22:00:26 2655 Fernin : Can't have that, now can we? Fri May 27 22:01:01 2655 Fernin : He's in the Library in the Northing Housing section, Elg. Fri May 27 22:01:13 2655 Elg : Where the hell is the Library? Fri May 27 22:01:17 2655 Elias : Yep, so? Fri May 27 22:01:32 2655 Elias : North dome housimg Fri May 27 22:01:51 2655 Elg : Yeah, but where exactly in the north dome housing? Fri May 27 22:01:51 2655 Fernin : What do you say, Elias? Give Elg 3 minutes to explore the Northern Housing area before we start the race? Fri May 27 22:02:02 2655 Elg : Yeah. Fri May 27 22:02:15 2655 Elias : Meh, then I'm gonna get some drinks... Fri May 27 22:02:50 2655 Fernin : Okay, off you go then, Elg. Toddle off to the North House Dome, and find that library. Fri May 27 22:04:36 2655 Elg : Nope, can't see no library. Fri May 27 22:08:06 2655 Elg : lemme explore a little more. Fri May 27 22:08:19 2655 Elias : I'm gonna go mine Fri May 27 22:11:24 2655 Fernin : You almost ready, Elg? Fri May 27 22:11:59 2655 Elg : Eh, just a little tired. Fri May 27 22:12:23 2655 Elias : Gah! Fri May 27 22:14:15 2655 Fernin : Sometime today, Elg. Fri May 27 22:14:28 2655 Elg : Lemme just get a drink. Fri May 27 22:18:05 2655 Elias : Ready, Elg? Fri May 27 22:18:15 2655 Elg : Uh, I'm a bit lost. Fri May 27 22:18:28 2655 Fernin : I think a change of finish lines is in order if Elg is this lost. Fri May 27 22:18:30 2655 Elias : Type compass Fri May 27 22:20:14 2655 Fernin : What areas do you actually know, Elg? Fri May 27 22:20:19 2655 Elg : Phew, I managed to get outta there. Fri May 27 22:20:24 2655 Elg : Uh.. Fri May 27 22:21:19 2655 Elg : City Pub, northern mine, sewers. Fri May 27 22:21:34 2655 Elg : And the fusion reactor. Fri May 27 22:21:45 2655 Fernin : Hm, don't get out much, do you? Fri May 27 22:21:59 2655 Elias : Hey, why don't we just do a quiz? Fri May 27 22:22:15 2655 Elg : Because you would win too easy. Fri May 27 22:22:21 2655 Fernin : I think a finish line in the sewers would be appropriate. Fri May 27 22:22:35 2655 Elias : Seems the same would be true of a race Fri May 27 22:22:47 2655 Elg : Maybe. Fri May 27 22:23:00 2655 Elg : But I would lose a quiz easier. Fri May 27 22:23:21 2655 Elias : I don't know the sewer to well, but, meh Fri May 27 22:23:44 2655 Fernin : Do you know where Arnie the Hermit is? Fri May 27 22:23:57 2655 Elias : At one of the nodes, right? Fri May 27 22:23:59 2655 Elg : Nah, I don't go -that- far out into the sewers. Fri May 27 22:24:16 2655 Elias : Its the first bloody level. Fri May 27 22:24:28 2655 Elg : Well, I haven't being there before. Fri May 27 22:25:54 2655 Fernin : Okay, possible change of plans. Fri May 27 22:26:20 2655 Fernin : The finish line is now me, but you have to bring me something first. Fri May 27 22:26:36 2655 Elg : Yeah? Fri May 27 22:26:37 2655 Fernin : First person to bring me a rose wins. Fri May 27 22:27:08 2655 Elg : ... If there is no roses in City Pub, I probably never will find one. Fri May 27 22:31:31 2655 Elias : Open up, man! Fri May 27 22:31:47 2655 Fernin : Open up what? Fri May 27 22:31:55 2655 Elias : I got the rose Fri May 27 22:33:03 2655 Elias : Ive got the rose! Fri May 27 22:33:46 2655 Elias : Are you in Kore? Fri May 27 22:33:58 2655 Fernin : Naturally. How else could I be broadcasting? Fri May 27 22:34:18 2655 Elias : Which booth? Fri May 27 22:34:42 2655 Elg : Hm. Fri May 27 22:35:58 2655 Fernin : And we have a winner, I guess... Elias! Fri May 27 22:36:25 2655 Fernin : There you go, your grand prize! Fri May 27 22:36:33 2655 Fernin : 5 whole credits, don't spend it all in one place. Fri May 27 22:36:36 2655 Elias : Awesome! Fri May 27 22:36:45 2655 Elg : Awww, no prize for me. Fri May 27 22:36:51 2655 Elias : I'm going to gamble it away! Fri May 27 22:36:54 2655 Elg : For being a good newbie? Fri May 27 22:37:02 2655 Elg : Thanks. Fri May 27 22:37:10 2655 Fernin : For being a good sport and trying, at least. Fri May 27 22:37:29 2655 Elg : Wait, I got more credits than Elias? Fri May 27 22:37:38 2655 Fernin : Nah, the 5 was just a joke. I gave him 10k Fri May 27 22:37:48 2655 Elg : Oh, heh. Fri May 27 22:38:00 2655 Elias : Yah, good stuff Fri May 27 22:38:02 2655 Elg : Well, now I can buy some new armor, atleast. Fri May 27 22:38:52 2655 Elias : Awesome! Thu Jun 2 20:04:52 2655 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Thu Jun 2 20:04:57 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Thu Jun 2 20:05:06 2655 Dominic : I just wanted to announce that KORE is now under new management. Thu Jun 2 20:05:19 2655 Senso : AND I'M TAKING OVER! Thu Jun 2 20:05:22 2655 Ewie : who want's to buy a joint? Thu Jun 2 20:05:49 2655 Dominic : I shall be resigning from my position as manager and Grahf is taking over. Thu Jun 2 20:06:10 2655 Dominic : I will still be doing work as a KJ, but no longer will I be in charge. Thu Jun 2 20:06:36 2655 Dominic : I had fun with this place and I wish Grahf the best of luck. Thu Jun 2 20:06:42 2655 Dominic : Thank you and goodnight. Tue Jul 5 14:58:55 2655 Katherine : Hello Core! This is Katherine and I'll be your KJ for however long I decide. Tue Jul 5 14:59:04 2655 Katherine : :giggles Tue Jul 5 14:59:47 2655 Katherine : I'm currently awaiting response from the television crew, but we will be broadcasting a holovid n around half an hour. Tue Jul 5 15:12:44 2655 Katherine : *click* Ok, we're back on air. This is Katherine Hyde, your KJ for the hour. I have received word from the studio that a holovid will be playing in exactly half an hour. I believe it is called CSCC Strike. Tue Jul 5 15:13:48 2655 Katherine : Yes, yes, it is definetly CSCC Strike. I'll be taking call-ins until it airs. Tue Jul 5 15:17:49 2655 Katherine : To make a call-in simply use the Kore channel on your comm unit. For those interested in actually /joining/ Kore, just contact Grahf or your humble KJ of the hour. This is Katherine Hyde. Tue Jul 5 15:20:14 2655 Katherine : It's currently 15:20 according to our control room time, and the vid will be airing at 15:30. Tue Jul 5 15:25:30 2655 Katherine : 5 more minutes, sorry for the delay folks, but I'm running the whole studio by myself, gets pretty jumbled. Tue Jul 5 15:30:11 2655 Katherine : And we are airing.... Tue Jul 5 16:04:08 2655 Katherine : This is Katherine Hyde, here at Kore radio station, and I'm happy to announce an open-topic discussion for all miners and office workers on Core. If you've got an opinion, idea, or just want to talk, this is the place to do it. Of course, if you don't call-in I'll just feel stupid for having nothing to talk about. *giggle* Tue Jul 5 16:05:44 2655 Wyl : We need more women on this rock Tue Jul 5 16:06:29 2655 Katherine : The mines don't seem to care about the gender, sir. Tue Jul 5 16:06:38 2655 Katherine : heh heh heh. Tue Jul 5 16:07:37 2655 Wyl : no, the mines don't. But the general populous would be happier if there were more female type people around Tue Jul 5 16:09:08 2655 Katherine : *beep* Well, that's assuming the woman would actually be willing to make miner's happier. *snicker*. Anyone else want to chime in about women on Core? Tue Jul 5 16:10:00 2655 Wyl : even if they weren't interested in men, their presence helps Tue Jul 5 16:11:01 2655 Katherine : Well there are two men and two women currently logged into their comm units, what sort of ratio were you thinking of? Tue Jul 5 16:12:11 2655 Katherine : *cough* Well this seems like a one-on-one conversation, perhaps someone else would like to comment? Tue Jul 5 16:12:23 2655 Wyl : you hafta look at the long term, there's typicly about 10 times as many males Tue Jul 5 16:13:54 2655 Katherine : Well, being a woman myself I don't really feel a need for women, heh heh. But I do so what you mean, there ARE more men than women. Then again, this isn't a very glamorous life. Any more call-ins? Tue Jul 5 16:14:48 2655 Wyl : well, yeah, I can see how the women would like the usual situation here. Lots to choose from, not much of quality generally, but a good selection. Guys are at a considerable disadvantage as long as they remain on planet Tue Jul 5 16:15:55 2655 Katherine : Ha! You assume women are constantly interested in men! Tue Jul 5 16:16:19 2655 Wyl : I said nothing of the sort. But when one is, she's in a good position Tue Jul 5 16:16:24 2655 Katherine : True, true... Tue Jul 5 16:18:12 2655 Wyl : are there any holidays coming up? Important events, occasions, etc? Tue Jul 5 16:19:38 2655 Katherine : *rattling papers* Well, I wouldn't know myself, maybe one of the higher-ups know? This is Katherine Hyde and I'm currently holding an open discussion. The current topic is the lack of women on Core. Tue Jul 5 16:20:00 2655 Katherine : As submitted by a chief "player", heh heh, mister Wyl.. Tue Jul 5 16:20:19 2655 Wyl : I deny those allegations Tue Jul 5 16:22:31 2655 Wyl : just as well there's nothing going on I suppose. The ballroom still needs work Tue Jul 5 16:22:48 2655 Katherine : I would program a holovid, but this is currently a one-woman studio and I'm getting pestered by mister Wyl, hahahaha. Ballroom, sir? Tue Jul 5 16:25:28 2655 Katherine : Ballroom, sir? I believe I lost connection with Wyl, I'm ganna check it out. Tue Jul 5 16:26:38 2655 Katherine : No, all switches are green, the receivers running fine... Tue Jul 5 16:32:44 2655 Katherine : Hold on a moment, and I'll get a vid going. Tue Jul 5 16:36:43 2655 Katherine : Aaaaand, we'e back here at Kore. A documentary about the Blit homeworld we playing in exactly 5 minutes, one of my favorite educationals. And then we'll be going silent for a while. Call-ins are still welcome. Tue Jul 5 17:30:23 2655 Katherine : Welcome back miners! This is your KJ, Sara Hyde! I would be playing some music and talking to people but no one really has anything to discuss, and no one is operating the sound booth. *chuckle* Tue Jul 5 17:30:50 2655 Katherine : Ha! Actually I'm Katherine...well that was just odd... Tue Jul 5 17:31:48 2655 Katherine : As I was doing earlier, we will be holding an open discussion. Any topics are valid, just call in and I'll put you on air. Tue Jul 5 17:36:43 2655 Wyl : what a quiet day Tue Jul 5 17:37:04 2655 Katherine : Ha! Almost fell asleep from the silence, I forgot to mention our honorary gopher, Wyl! Tue Jul 5 17:39:01 2655 Katherine : Ack! Wyl is hugging me! Tue Jul 5 17:41:46 2655 Wyl : I hope the rock moles take over thie entire miserable little planet Tue Jul 5 17:42:02 2655 Katherine : Surely you jest? Tue Jul 5 17:42:21 2655 Katherine : Rock moles are too...erm..what's the word.. Tue Jul 5 17:42:40 2655 Wyl : wantonly mischievous? Tue Jul 5 17:42:50 2655 Katherine : Ummm..yeah.. Tue Jul 5 17:43:34 2655 Katherine : Well, hopefully you won't trash the studip up too bad, I'm in the breka room with a mike. Tue Jul 5 17:43:51 2655 Wyl : there's not much here to trash... Tue Jul 5 17:44:00 2655 Wyl : though I'm sure I could do something if you really wanted Tue Jul 5 17:44:25 2655 Katherine : Obviously you missed the blinking lights, switches, and the giant receiver we use to pick up call-ins.. Tue Jul 5 17:44:52 2655 Wyl : ok, nothing intereesting to trash then Tue Jul 5 17:46:00 2655 Katherine : Ack! Someone left porn in the break room holovid! Tue Jul 5 17:46:20 2655 Korzenik : i'll be right there Tue Jul 5 17:46:23 2655 Landulf : That was me, sorry Tue Jul 5 17:47:47 2655 Katherine : I better head back and make sure nothing's too trashed.. Tue Jul 5 17:49:27 2655 Landulf : sound Tue Jul 5 17:52:46 2655 Katherine : *cough* Well we seem to be having some...not-so-technical technical problems.. Tue Jul 5 18:02:47 2655 Katherine : I say, Korxenik, how did YOU get into the KORE break room and watch porn, you would have been stopped by security. *giggle* Tue Jul 5 18:06:18 2655 Katherine : Apparently our call-in receiver is on the fritz. So Wyl, how is the dome going? I've been there and I must say it is spectacular. Tue Jul 5 18:07:20 2655 Wyl : well, I still need to install the industrial kitchen, and figure out what to do with the other room I purchased, the stables need building yet, and the ballroom really does need work Tue Jul 5 18:08:40 2655 Katherine : Industrial kitchen, you mean you didn't have one? Tue Jul 5 18:09:14 2655 Wyl : well, I have a small one that's mostly used for tea and the like, but nothing that could cater to a formal affair Tue Jul 5 18:09:45 2655 Katherine : But you haven't had a formal affair, it doesn't really suit a planet like this, plus no one seems to have anything formal to celebrate. Heh heh. Tue Jul 5 18:10:08 2655 Wyl : yes well, that ballroom will be used for *something* one of these days, dernit Tue Jul 5 18:10:41 2655 Katherine : Well, I believe I got the call-in receive fixed, so I should be getting feedback. Tue Jul 5 18:10:55 2655 Wyl : not that anybody calls in Tue Jul 5 18:11:19 2655 Katherine : Actually Korzenik did, but I'm not sure if he's still responsive. Tue Jul 5 18:11:51 2655 Korzenik : i can't tell you how i got in... Tue Jul 5 18:11:59 2655 Wyl : I bet it was through an air duct Tue Jul 5 18:12:02 2655 Katherine : Ha! Well we could definetly report you for it, are you sure you're not joking? Tue Jul 5 18:12:59 2655 Katherine : Interesting stuff guys. I've been working on my own holovid...but I'm not sure what I want it to be about... Tue Jul 5 18:13:30 2655 Wyl : about 35 minutes would be nice Tue Jul 5 18:13:33 2655 Korzenik : ...hmm...porn? Tue Jul 5 18:13:56 2655 Katherine : Hahahaha...no! i was actually thinking something dramatic..with a story..instead of all that violence we normally see.. Tue Jul 5 18:14:09 2655 Wyl : so you want a reason for the explosions? Tue Jul 5 18:14:15 2655 Grahf : there has to be some of that good ole happywulf porn in circulation somewhere Tue Jul 5 18:14:26 2655 Korzenik : ok, but if you want anyone to watch it... Tue Jul 5 18:14:30 2655 Wyl : he was an interesting chap Tue Jul 5 18:15:17 2655 Katherine : Well I found one in the break room a while back...called "Afternoon Delight"...I don't watch porn myself *giggle* Tue Jul 5 18:15:32 2655 Wyl : well you don't admit it anyway Tue Jul 5 18:15:49 2655 Katherine : *gasp* Oh shut up! Tue Jul 5 18:15:56 2655 Wyl : hehehehe Tue Jul 5 18:16:04 2655 Katherine : I can kick you out of the guest booth you know! Tue Jul 5 18:16:56 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Tue Jul 5 18:17:01 2655 Advertisement : You look tense, smoke a bowl! Tue Jul 5 18:17:45 2655 Katherine : How did you afford a dome like that! Tue Jul 5 18:17:50 2655 Katherine : I mean, honestly! Tue Jul 5 18:18:12 2655 Wyl : well, partially it was that I purchased most of the structure before the pricing skyrocketed Tue Jul 5 18:18:24 2655 Katherine : Ha! That's always a good bet... Tue Jul 5 18:18:26 2655 Wyl : as for furnishings... this isn't a venue I'm prepared to discolse that on Tue Jul 5 18:18:37 2655 Katherine : I suspect it was all replicated.. Tue Jul 5 18:19:26 2655 Wyl : come now, do you really expect me to take such a cheap way of doing that place? Tue Jul 5 18:19:38 2655 Katherine : Hopefully Grahf will fix the sound booth soon, I'd like to try it out. Tue Jul 5 18:19:56 2655 Katherine : Well I don't know, your pretty cheap from what I've seen. Tue Jul 5 18:20:10 2655 Wyl : don't know where you got that impression from Tue Jul 5 18:21:11 2655 Katherine : Well, we will be back shortly after a break. Hopefully we'll have some call-ins when I get back. Tue Jul 5 18:21:33 2655 Korzenik : i doubt it... Tue Jul 5 18:21:45 2655 Katherine : Ack! How is the station still running! Tue Jul 5 18:22:53 2655 Katherine : Unless someone is operating the control booth, the station should be offline.. Tue Jul 5 18:25:00 2655 Wyl : odd Tue Jul 5 18:33:40 2655 Katherine : The station still up? Tue Jul 5 18:39:07 2655 Katherine : Ha! Apparently it is! I guess that means i won't be censoring any call-ins if they come in.. Tue Jul 5 18:41:42 2655 Katherine : But serious Korzenik, did you watch porn on the break room holovid. *cackle* Tue Jul 5 18:44:56 2655 Wyl : too late to blackmail him about that I guess Tue Jul 5 18:45:22 2655 Katherine : Aye...well I ran out of things to talk about, not a very good KJ huh? Tue Jul 5 18:45:49 2655 Wyl : consider where you are. There's not much. Ergo, few topics of conversation Tue Jul 5 18:46:17 2655 Katherine : I'm in a clothing shop that I now work at *giggle* Forging brand new clothes, there's PLENTY to talk about. Tue Jul 5 18:46:45 2655 Wyl : yes, but the guys typicly aren't interested in talking about clothes Tue Jul 5 18:47:23 2655 Katherine : Ha! I'm sure there are a lot of men who enjoy clothing.. Tue Jul 5 18:47:27 2655 Wyl : or weddings... hasn't been one of those lately Tue Jul 5 18:48:46 2655 Katherine : *cough* Maybe someone should call-in and support me before I look like a fool. *giggle* Tue Jul 5 18:49:21 2655 Wyl : the enthusiasm here is overwhelming Tue Jul 5 18:50:11 2655 Mek : If you saw the clothing she was making, you might be interested... Tue Jul 5 18:50:35 2655 Wyl : would have to be extremely unusual to catch my attention. I've seen a great deal Tue Jul 5 18:50:37 2655 Katherine : *burst of laughter* Tue Jul 5 18:51:17 2655 Katherine : Well I'm forging glasses, I think they make me look more professional. Tue Jul 5 18:51:48 2655 Wyl : but this is an audio broadcast Tue Jul 5 18:52:04 2655 Katherine : So? Tue Jul 5 18:52:13 2655 Wyl : so nobody can see what you look like Tue Jul 5 18:53:39 2655 Katherine : Well I WOULD like to know people's opinions on my recent reconfigured bioengineering. Switched the blonde hair and blues eyes for black hair and violet eyes. My frames a little more slender now too. But it's better if you see rather than hear. Tue Jul 5 18:54:15 2655 Mek : I would agree, it is much better to see Tue Jul 5 18:54:38 2655 Katherine : *burst of laughter* Ha! I meant it's EASIER to see. Tue Jul 5 18:54:41 2655 Wyl : nice work Tue Jul 5 18:55:21 2655 Katherine : This is Sara Hyde, your KJ till the control booth shuts down due to inactivity.. Tue Jul 5 18:56:03 2655 Wyl : and as always, nobody out there is listening Tue Jul 5 18:56:34 2655 Mek : hey, what's that supposed to mean? Tue Jul 5 18:56:49 2655 Katherine : Heh heh, I probably should get back up there. Remember, to call in simply use your comm unit's "Kore" channel, and after a little delay, your call will be aired. Hopefully it won't be too culgar, I can't operate the censor from over here. Tue Jul 5 18:57:04 2655 Katherine : Excuse me, vulgar. Tue Jul 5 18:57:50 2655 Wyl : doesn't mean a thing, just that the audience, if there is one, is remarkably quiet almost all of the time Tue Jul 5 18:58:23 2655 Katherine : Well if you click the who button on your comm unit you'll see that only a few of them have logged onto their comm units.. Tue Jul 5 18:58:37 2655 Katherine : Meaning only a portion of the mining colony can hear us. Tue Jul 5 18:59:29 2655 Wyl : even so, they're pretty quiet Tue Jul 5 18:59:53 2655 Katherine : This is radio, call-ins aren't meant to be used as communication, only if you have an opinion. Tue Jul 5 19:00:31 2655 Katherine : But we're open to discuss anything. So basically, call-ins HAVE become communication. Tue Jul 5 19:00:57 2655 Wyl : so you're saying the colony is on the whole... opinionless? Tue Jul 5 19:01:11 2655 Katherine : Ha! I guess I did say that..not intentionally.. Tue Jul 5 19:01:43 2655 Korzenik : well i'm offended, i will never listen to this station again... Tue Jul 5 19:02:02 2655 Katherine : Ha! It was Wyl's fault! He doesn't work here! *giggle* Tue Jul 5 19:02:14 2655 Wyl : then isn't it your fault for insisting I go on air? Tue Jul 5 19:02:36 2655 Katherine : *cough* NOOOOO! Tue Jul 5 19:02:40 2655 Wyl : hehehehe Tue Jul 5 19:02:50 2655 Katherine : i'm the KJ, nothing is my fault. Tue Jul 5 19:03:37 2655 Katherine : Well we have a big holovid library, I can also play a tape on the vids.. Tue Jul 5 19:03:44 2655 Wyl : anything interesting? Tue Jul 5 19:04:13 2655 Katherine : *click* Ah, back in the control booth... Tue Jul 5 19:04:48 2655 Katherine : Oh! Wyl reminded me! I also got my scent glands reconfigured so that my body odor smells like strawberries. Tue Jul 5 19:05:12 2655 Katherine : Amazing stuff they can do with biological implants. Tue Jul 5 19:05:15 2655 Mek : It is quite lovely Tue Jul 5 19:06:05 2655 Wyl : didn't have strawberries where I grew up. Soil was wrong for them I suppose Tue Jul 5 19:06:28 2655 Katherine : Where did you grow up? Tue Jul 5 19:06:47 2655 Wyl : ...nowhere you would have heard of Tue Jul 5 19:07:10 2655 Katherine : Ha! Well I'm definetly interested. I grew up on Earth. Tue Jul 5 19:07:53 2655 Katherine : Too bad I'm the only one working in the studi, I don't have any coffee servants. *chuckle* I could really go for some coffee right aobut now.. Tue Jul 5 19:08:09 2655 Wyl : suffice it to say, there're only about 3 people still alive who've been there Tue Jul 5 19:08:32 2655 Katherine : Sounds...erm...depressing? Tue Jul 5 19:09:21 2655 Katherine : Let's talk about something interesting, like Cox. Not the Cox you're thinking of Wyl...*giggle* Tue Jul 5 19:09:35 2655 Katherine : The Vice President. Tue Jul 5 19:09:38 2655 Wyl : I object to these constant attacks on my perversity Tue Jul 5 19:09:42 2655 Katherine : Or one of them. Tue Jul 5 19:10:28 2655 Katherine : Wow...and yet we have nothing on him to talk about...that's sad...we seriously need a life..heh heh.. Tue Jul 5 19:10:48 2655 Wyl : well it we openly say how corrupt he is on the air the station could be shut odwn Tue Jul 5 19:10:50 2655 Wyl : again Tue Jul 5 19:11:10 2655 Katherine : Ha! I've met Cox, he's pretty nice! Tue Jul 5 19:11:21 2655 Katherine : He's not corrupt.. Tue Jul 5 19:11:45 2655 Wyl : is he helping to run The Company? Tue Jul 5 19:11:53 2655 Katherine : Yes.. Tue Jul 5 19:12:08 2655 Wyl : then there's a remarkably good chance he is to some degree. Though I'll not speculate further Tue Jul 5 19:12:32 2655 Katherine : Oh, there's that stereotypical "If it's a corporation it's corrupt" and besides, Cox is a nice guy...working for a company doesn't make him corrupt.. Tue Jul 5 19:13:39 2655 Wyl : I never said anything about stereotypes... but this particular company... well I've seen a lot Tue Jul 5 19:14:04 2655 Wyl : maybe he isn't, but it's very hard to rise that far in a corrupt organization without helping out a bit Tue Jul 5 19:14:09 2655 Katherine : You've got some balls talking about the Company on their own radio station... Tue Jul 5 19:14:36 2655 Wyl : what're they going to do? Shut down their own station? Tue Jul 5 19:15:09 2655 Wyl : and this concludes this evening's radio play... Tue Jul 5 19:15:30 2655 Wyl : Day Planner of a Corrupt Company Tue Jul 5 19:16:25 2655 Mek : I'm just surprised they didn't have the KJ censor that stuff... Tue Jul 5 19:17:09 2655 Wyl : guest booth Tue Jul 5 19:17:44 2655 Mek : she has no control over the guest booth at all? Tue Jul 5 19:18:06 2655 Wyl : I think she has control over who can get into it... but it's a direct broadcast from there Tue Jul 5 19:18:55 2655 Mek : ahh, I was under the impression there was a delay.. Tue Jul 5 19:19:10 2655 Wyl : not from here there isn't Tue Jul 5 19:20:34 2655 Mek : cool, so you could say something like [The following comment has been censored by KORE] Tue Jul 5 19:21:20 2655 Wyl : were you censored, or were you citing an example? Tue Jul 5 19:23:11 2655 Mek : hard to tell, isn't it? Tue Jul 5 19:23:42 2655 Katherine : Bah! Was having radio problems...and yes I have access to who uses the guest booth..but I can't censor it. Tue Jul 5 19:23:53 2655 Wyl : she's alive! Tue Jul 5 19:25:07 2655 Katherine : This Kore on 2651 megahertz and you're listening to Late Night Talk with Katherine Hyde. I'm Katherine Hyde, you're humble KJ. Tue Jul 5 19:25:30 2655 Katherine : I'd have to say I'm doing pretty good for my first day on the job. *giggle* Tue Jul 5 19:26:30 2655 Wyl : yeah, it's never easy talking with an audience that largely says nothing Tue Jul 5 19:27:05 2655 Katherine : I looove my new look! Tue Jul 5 19:27:42 2655 Katherine : I can't get over it! I was going for the more sophisticated look, I want to get a position in office work. Maybe Information Management. Tue Jul 5 19:27:51 2655 Katherine : Think I got it right Wyl? Tue Jul 5 19:28:12 2655 Wyl : indeed, it's very nice Tue Jul 5 19:29:05 2655 Katherine : *click* Ok, let's have an open discussion, maybe someone will call-in. The topic is, what do you think The Company could do to creaye better living conditions for miners. Go! Tue Jul 5 19:29:21 2655 Wyl : yes, they must creaye stuff! Tue Jul 5 19:29:44 2655 Katherine : *cackle* I get nervous on the radio, *faint whisper* People might be listening Tue Jul 5 19:29:55 2655 Mek : Just one question first.. how does this qualify as Late Night? Tue Jul 5 19:30:13 2655 Wyl : it's a small planet Tue Jul 5 19:30:17 2655 Katherine : *cough* I don't know! I couldn't think of what to call whatever we're doing.. Tue Jul 5 19:30:17 2655 Wyl : days are short Tue Jul 5 19:30:59 2655 Katherine : Ahem! Back to topic! I think they could put holovids in Pubs... Tue Jul 5 19:31:18 2655 Wyl : you mean, they could put them back, surely? Tue Jul 5 19:31:19 2655 Katherine : So when miners are off shift they can get drunk and watch sports or whatever you crazy kids watch these days. Tue Jul 5 19:31:43 2655 Katherine : Hmm..you've been working here longer than me. You say they used to have them? Tue Jul 5 19:31:49 2655 Wyl : all the shops did Tue Jul 5 19:31:57 2655 Wyl : it was a fairly short period of time, but they were there Tue Jul 5 19:32:04 2655 Katherine : Why were they shut down? Tue Jul 5 19:32:13 2655 Wyl : shop workers were pretty hurt when they got taken away. It was the only thing to do between customers Tue Jul 5 19:32:24 2655 Wyl : dunno why Tue Jul 5 19:32:38 2655 Katherine : Let's see if we can get a head-up on the line..heh heh Tue Jul 5 19:33:19 2655 Wyl : :hums elevator music while waiting Tue Jul 5 19:33:35 2655 Mek : Well let's see, some terraforming would be nice... Tue Jul 5 19:33:41 2655 Katherine : Terraforming is much too expensive...do we really need it? Tue Jul 5 19:33:54 2655 Wyl : not at all. the domes give much the same effect, and are cheaper Tue Jul 5 19:34:54 2655 Mek : You didn't ask if it was expensive or if we needed it.. it would simply create better living conditions for the colonists Tue Jul 5 19:35:30 2655 Wyl : Not really. some potted plants would create better living conditions, but they'd have you herded into these domes regardless. Easier to control you that way Tue Jul 5 19:35:45 2655 Katherine : Ah...well usuaully in a discussion the idea is applied to different pros and cons to give interesting conversation. Tue Jul 5 19:35:59 2655 Wyl : that's one way Tue Jul 5 19:36:56 2655 Mek : True, but that's better for the Company, not necessarily the colonists, Wyl Tue Jul 5 19:37:11 2655 Wyl : since when did the company care about the colonists? Tue Jul 5 19:37:34 2655 Wyl : I seem to recall threats of flooding the domes with nerve gas and starting over with a fresh set of workers Tue Jul 5 19:37:48 2655 Mek : again, that wasn't the question Tue Jul 5 19:38:04 2655 Wyl : it's hardly irrelevant Tue Jul 5 19:38:19 2655 Wyl : if the company doesn't care about the workers, they're not going to do anything to make you happier Tue Jul 5 19:38:51 2655 Mek : then the whole question is moot anyway, isn't it? Tue Jul 5 19:38:58 2655 Katherine : I declare MOOT! Ha! Such a funny word.. Tue Jul 5 19:39:19 2655 Wyl : I had a pet moot once... Tue Jul 5 19:39:24 2655 Wyl : cute little thing Tue Jul 5 19:39:44 2655 Mek : we don't want to hear about you petting your moot... Tue Jul 5 19:39:46 2655 Katherine : Ahem! Anyways...back to serious discussion...terraforming wouldn't really help much. Tue Jul 5 19:40:07 2655 Wyl : it would likely just piss off the natives Tue Jul 5 19:40:11 2655 Katherine : We can live fine in the domes..and if you're crazy enough to go outside you shouldn't care about how pretty the planet is. Tue Jul 5 19:40:50 2655 Wyl : the company may not care about us, but even they have a hard time getting around regulations about displacing sentient species with hostile terraforming Tue Jul 5 19:40:51 2655 Mek : Sure it would. It would make it far easier for me to complete my plan of setting up base outside and eventually take over... oh, I've said too much Tue Jul 5 19:41:03 2655 Katherine : Ha! Of course I didn't censor that..such a lousy KJ... Tue Jul 5 19:42:11 2655 Katherine : Well if you want to "take over"...just buy a dome heh heh.. Tue Jul 5 19:42:58 2655 Mek : I've thought about it, maybe one day I will... Tue Jul 5 19:43:53 2655 Katherine : Check. Check. Tue Jul 5 19:44:07 2655 Katherine : Ah good..I think as long as someone is operating the guest booth I can leave the control booth... Tue Jul 5 19:47:45 2655 Katherine : Hopefully someone took the porn out of the breakroom holovid.. Tue Jul 5 19:49:24 2655 Korzenik : ...uh...yeah...someone...must have Tue Jul 5 19:49:40 2655 Katherine : Just got our new worker a microphone, I'd like to introduce everyone to Mek! Tue Jul 5 19:49:47 2655 Mek : how interesting... Tue Jul 5 19:52:11 2655 Katherine : So I heard some news about hovercars being allowed in the domes, what do you think of that Core? Tue Jul 5 19:52:31 2655 Katherine : Of course, it's more of a rumor than news.. Tue Jul 5 19:52:44 2655 Mek : It'll be a bloody mess... Tue Jul 5 19:52:58 2655 Wyl : a chance to run down people we don't like? Tue Jul 5 19:58:52 2655 Wyl : and once again, a deathly quiet descends over the colony Wed Jul 6 11:42:31 2655 Katherine : Hmmm Wed Jul 6 11:50:01 2655 Katherine : I think I might have triggered a glitch in the tranmission.. Wed Jul 6 11:50:36 2655 Katherine : Because everything can be operated outside of the booth...meaning anyone could just call-in at any time of the day and no one would be there to monitor it... Wed Jul 6 19:21:22 2655 Katherine : Well, after sealing the giant gash in the wall, re-wiring the transmitter, and getting a caesar salad, Kore is back online! Fri Jul 8 02:21:12 2655 Elias : Hello Core! Sun Jul 10 15:55:08 2655 Grahf : Hello everyone It is I Grahf Sun Jul 10 15:55:16 2655 Grahf : i have a favor to ask of you Sun Jul 10 15:55:27 2655 Grahf : it seems i have lost my beloved smashifier ultra Sun Jul 10 15:55:42 2655 Grahf : i forget where i lost it, but there will be a reward for its return Sun Jul 10 15:55:59 2655 Korzenik : will do Sun Jul 10 15:56:39 2655 Grahf : It is very sentimental to me, and i would love to have it back, thanks Sun Jul 10 15:57:21 2655 Grahf : Anyone else want in on the hunt? there will be a 50K reward Sun Jul 10 15:57:28 2655 Elias : No idea where you left it? Sun Jul 10 15:57:43 2655 Grahf : well i know it wasn't in the nasty sewer, but besides that no idea Sun Jul 10 15:59:52 2655 Grahf : Hmmmm where could it be Sun Jul 10 16:00:58 2655 Absolon : i talked with the mine foreman he said he hasn't seen it Sun Jul 10 16:01:19 2655 Grahf : Bah he cant be trusted, he'd probably keep it to himself Sun Jul 10 16:02:50 2655 Grahf : hmm i think i may have carried it with me when i was on the second floor the other day Sun Jul 10 16:03:41 2655 Katherine : Wow, how cynical mister Grahf. Heh heh, would you assume one of us would take your...well whatever it is? Sun Jul 10 16:04:05 2655 Absolon : if i see it i'm planning on keeping it Sun Jul 10 16:04:08 2655 Grahf : No I am simply asking for your help Sun Jul 10 16:04:15 2655 Absolon : its really shiny Sun Jul 10 16:04:26 2655 Grahf : well I think its worth less than the 50K reward i'm offering Sun Jul 10 16:05:00 2655 Elias : Is it made of Mithril-titanium? Sun Jul 10 16:05:15 2655 Grahf : Well of course, what respectable weaponsmith would use anything else? Sun Jul 10 16:05:25 2655 Elias : Does it have a wc of 30 Sun Jul 10 16:06:02 2655 Grahf : Elias been smoking jimjones weed again? Sun Jul 10 16:06:04 2655 Absolon : Its prob the sharpest thing i have ever laid eyes on Sun Jul 10 16:06:36 2655 Elias : NO... Sun Jul 10 16:06:39 2655 Elias : Wait, yes. Sun Jul 10 16:07:32 2655 Elias : I think I've found it. Sun Jul 10 16:07:34 2655 Katherine : Oh please, what is so special about a weapon? So you can kill things, that's not really something to be proud of. Sun Jul 10 16:07:44 2655 Grahf : its a Very special one, it holds sentimental value Sun Jul 10 16:07:54 2655 Grahf : ohh yes? Elias? where was it Sun Jul 10 16:08:24 2655 Elias : In the library. Sun Jul 10 16:08:33 2655 Grahf : Hrm... where in the library i don't recall.. Sun Jul 10 16:08:36 2655 Elias : In a room with a fuzzy couch. Sun Jul 10 16:08:50 2655 Grahf : hmmmm....welll ummmm, lets keep that our little secret Sun Jul 10 16:09:07 2655 Katherine : Near the Skyview Terrace. Sun Jul 10 16:09:22 2655 Elias : Yeppers Sun Jul 10 16:09:51 2655 Grahf : well I will meet you elias at City Center, and if you do indeed have it, this Search is over Sun Jul 10 16:09:55 2655 Elias : Do you want it, where should I meet you? Sun Jul 10 16:10:12 2655 Grahf : Thank you Miners for looking, this is grahf signing off Sat Oct 15 18:47:46 2655 Nigel : DJ Nigel, rocking it old school. Peace! Sat Oct 15 18:48:02 2655 Iticus : Whoohoo Sat Oct 15 18:48:03 2655 Auger : penis Sat Oct 15 18:48:24 2655 Iticus : Penis! Sat Oct 15 18:48:42 2655 Iticus : Remember the Drunken Heptosquid: Because City Pub sucks. Sat Oct 15 18:49:25 2655 Grahf : Belay his last Sat Oct 15 18:49:42 2655 Absolon : MUTINY! Sat Oct 15 18:50:13 2655 Nigel : Damnit bobby! Sat Oct 15 18:50:44 2655 Valintrad : City Refinery! Need gerks? Need metal? City Refinery: Where the best do business. Sat Oct 15 18:51:54 2655 Grahf : I love scotch Sat Oct 15 18:52:22 2655 Senso : I love crotch. Sat Oct 15 18:52:30 2655 Absolon : BAXTER!!!!! No!!!!! Sat Oct 15 18:55:41 2655 Nigel : Who wants KORE to be back on the air!? Sat Oct 15 18:56:02 2655 Wyl : depends on who's running it this time Sat Oct 15 18:56:16 2655 Nigel : And if it's Grahf? Sat Oct 15 18:56:33 2655 Absolon : i trust him Sat Oct 15 18:56:57 2655 Wyl : then I'm indifferent, don't know him well enough. Though in my experience, women tend to run the place better Sat Oct 15 18:56:59 2655 Valintrad : Ten out of ten cyborgs agree, KORE makes the long drudgery of life more bearable! Sat Oct 15 18:57:26 2655 Senso : I agree too Sat Oct 15 18:57:39 2655 Nigel : This is KJ Nigel, signing off! Sat Oct 15 19:36:19 2655 Grahf : Hello all you miners out there this is KJ Grahf coming to you love from...well....core Sat Oct 15 19:36:30 2655 Grahf : This is late breaking news bulliten Sat Oct 15 19:37:00 2655 Grahf : Company legistlation seeks to pass a new no guns bill for all employees Sat Oct 15 19:37:17 2655 Grahf : due to overwhemling cloning bills of company officials Sat Oct 15 19:37:33 2655 Wyl : so long as they don't try to take away my blades Sat Oct 15 19:37:52 2655 Iticus : Hear, hear! Sat Oct 15 19:38:02 2655 Grahf : it is still in debate over if core miners will get a vote Sat Oct 15 19:38:18 2655 Grahf : i'd like to hear you, the working classes opinion on this bill Sat Oct 15 19:38:35 2655 Wyl : debate? the usual response to us wanting a vote is to flood the place with nerve gas Sat Oct 15 19:39:08 2655 Grahf : Supposedly the company is going for a newer more friendly image Sat Oct 15 19:39:25 2655 Grahf : because as of late company miner contracts have dropped Sat Oct 15 19:39:43 2655 Wyl : so why not just edit the news? like always Sat Oct 15 19:40:05 2655 Grahf : apparently word of mouth is going farther than they can actively control Sat Oct 15 19:40:39 2655 Iticus : Maybe they should just start hiring mutes. Attractive female mutes. That would shut my mouth. Sat Oct 15 19:40:43 2655 Grahf : but i'd like to hear some opinions on this new proposition Sat Oct 15 19:41:22 2655 Wyl : I'd generally prefer females that can actually talk... but there's a certain lack regardless Sat Oct 15 19:42:58 2655 Grahf : with the lack of working class involvment the bill is far more likely to get passed Sat Oct 15 19:43:13 2655 Absolon : I for one think the company should ban the use of guns. All they do is promote violence. Sat Oct 15 19:43:17 2655 Wyl : which proposition was that again? Sat Oct 15 19:43:29 2655 Grahf : Company legislation to bann firearms due to their personal cloning bills Sat Oct 15 19:44:13 2655 Wyl : seems rather pointless... those who kill the company people'll just do it with blades, staves, and other such instruments of mutilation if they don't have guns Sat Oct 15 19:44:16 2655 Absolon : firearms are just too dangerous in the hands of drunk miners. It's just not safe out there anymore. Sat Oct 15 19:44:37 2655 Grahf : who knows how far the company may go with this, firearms may just be the first step Sat Oct 15 19:45:07 2655 Absolon : there are other uses for blades and the like, such as cooking and using them as tools in the mines. Sat Oct 15 19:45:15 2655 Iticus : Well if you're worried about violence, why are they stopping with guns? I've seen a skilled combatant take down 20 guys with guns using only knives or a baseball bat. Sat Oct 15 19:45:27 2655 Grahf : very true iticus, but this may be the first strike in a line of many Sat Oct 15 19:46:11 2655 Grahf : the use of tools as weapons has been looked at by company officials Sat Oct 15 19:46:13 2655 Wyl : surely, but the guns are easier to remove. Those who rely on them have a tendancy, not always, but a tendancy I've noticed, to lack the drive to learn how to use them or any other form of weaponry Sat Oct 15 19:46:15 2655 Absolon : Even if they have reasons for banning guns, I think this new image the company is trying to portray is just rediculous Sat Oct 15 19:46:18 2655 Iticus : I, for one, will not give up my weapons until the Company makes the city a safe place. They had me diving through sewers getting attacked by all sorts o unpleasant crap. And the Odra? If they can't protect us from pirates, what happens when an actual hostile threat comes around? Sat Oct 15 19:46:57 2655 Tet Rax : guns are only a minor nusence why pick on the little guy when melee type weapons are the main culprit? Sat Oct 15 19:47:20 2655 Grahf : well all the data coming back is showing unknown assailants, so the weapon data is not complete Sat Oct 15 19:47:24 2655 Absolon : because that is the only purpose of a gun, where as melee type weapons have other uses Sat Oct 15 19:47:28 2655 Wyl : odd, the odra always seemed rather hostile to me. All the tactical brilliance of a roomfull of marble statues, but still hostile Sat Oct 15 19:48:17 2655 Grahf : company officials have assued the press that alien invasions are a thing of the past Sat Oct 15 19:48:28 2655 Tet Rax : so you want to jump the gun with inconclusive data? you dont even know what they are really trying to ban for sure? they are going off half cocked and thats how people really get hurt Sat Oct 15 19:48:42 2655 Wyl : and what of the indigenous species? Sat Oct 15 19:49:07 2655 Grahf : you know as well as i do about the hazards of such things on core, but there isn't a voice of the people reaching the high places Sat Oct 15 19:49:19 2655 Tet Rax : self defence isnt a valid purpose? Sat Oct 15 19:49:21 2655 Iticus : What the company isn't telling you is that there ARE no indigenous species on Core. They brought EVERYTHING. They're trying to kill off the workers to make their turnover numbers look better. Sat Oct 15 19:49:38 2655 Grahf : That seems a bit conspiratory dont you think iticus Sat Oct 15 19:50:05 2655 Iticus : I'm just saying that for a barren rock devoid of oxygen, there's an awful lot of fauna. Sat Oct 15 19:50:07 2655 Wyl : uh huh. And where pray tell did they import the worms from? The ones that are large enough to swallow miners whole, the ones who don't want the company digging up their home? Sat Oct 15 19:50:14 2655 Absolon : why would the company bring the odra to have to pay for the damage they cost? thats counter-productive Sat Oct 15 19:51:03 2655 Iticus : The Odra aren't indigenous. They're an outside threat and another issue entirely Sat Oct 15 19:51:22 2655 Grahf : The word being spread to the outside media is that the odra threat has been nulified Sat Oct 15 19:51:23 2655 Tet Rax : i move the bill be postponed till all information is collected and properly examined Sat Oct 15 19:51:32 2655 Absolon : i'm just pointing out your "everything" comment is invalid Sat Oct 15 19:52:12 2655 Absolon : since when did the company wait for conclusive data? Sat Oct 15 19:52:12 2655 Grahf : very true absolon Sat Oct 15 19:52:36 2655 Iticus : Hardly invalid. Just a bit too far-sweeping. The point still stands. Half the threats on our lives here are from the company itself, and if so, why would we turn over our weapons under their order? Sat Oct 15 19:52:52 2655 Grahf : i hardly think the company would stand for an all out mutiny Sat Oct 15 19:53:15 2655 Absolon : you should take that argument up with enforcement iticus Sat Oct 15 19:53:24 2655 Tet Rax : under what situation can you make a proper decission without the complete evidence? Sat Oct 15 19:53:34 2655 Iticus : I'm sure at some point I'll have to Sat Oct 15 19:53:35 2655 Wyl : of course not, they'd just flood the colony with nerve gas. Again Sat Oct 15 19:55:11 2655 Grahf : the fact remains that our very freedom to bear arms is in danger Sat Oct 15 19:55:27 2655 Absolon : and an all out mutiny is out of the question, as the nerve gas is an issue Sat Oct 15 19:55:45 2655 Magnomious : What makes you think we were ever guaranteed that freedom, Grahf? Sat Oct 15 19:55:59 2655 Grahf : Well up untill this point it seems its been allowed Sat Oct 15 19:56:04 2655 Iticus : Well mutiny isn't our only option. We could always just refuse to mine. Sat Oct 15 19:56:12 2655 Wyl : did you ever read that contract? You'd be amazed at what you don't have Sat Oct 15 19:56:29 2655 Tet Rax : its not out of the question if we can disable the gas release system or neutralize all top officals in a fast enuff manner Sat Oct 15 19:56:37 2655 Absolon : refusing to mine isn't going to help anyone out, scabs will come and we will all be tossed out into the methane filled atmosphere Sat Oct 15 19:56:42 2655 Magnomious : If we have up to this point been bearing arms because they let us, we were hardly free to begin with. Sat Oct 15 19:56:59 2655 Iticus : But Absolon, you heard it yourself. The Company is having problems finding new miners. Sat Oct 15 19:57:21 2655 Absolon : true, but just to spite us, i'm sure they would think of something Sat Oct 15 19:57:33 2655 Iticus : and even the few days it would take them to ship new workers would cripple their stock prices Sat Oct 15 19:57:45 2655 Absolon : what we need is a more diplomatic option to this problem Sat Oct 15 19:57:50 2655 Valintrad : The Company isn't having trouble finding miners, the miners are having trouble finding the Company. We need to stop focusing on what the Company is doing and find ways to bring in new faces. Sat Oct 15 19:57:50 2655 Magnomious : It's only a matter of time before we're replaced by robots.. Sat Oct 15 19:58:47 2655 Iticus : we're cheaper than 'droids. Otherwise they would've already replaced us. Sat Oct 15 19:59:01 2655 Grahf : I for one would like to see an attempt at a political rise from the working class to deal with the company Sat Oct 15 19:59:34 2655 Valintrad : And all this conspiracy business really bugs the hell out of me. When I signed on, an official offered to settle my debts back home for all my reconstructive. I'd say we've got a golden deal here, if some folks would stop lilyfooting around. Sat Oct 15 19:59:39 2655 Iticus : hah. Let's see how many leaders of THAT movement have unfortunate accidents in the mines. Sat Oct 15 19:59:58 2655 Grahf : the company has been wary of making martyrs before Sat Oct 15 20:00:35 2655 Grahf : "General" Sarleth once made a very public stand Sat Oct 15 20:01:31 2655 Valintrad : Honestly, I'd like to hear one good explanation as for why any of us should think the Company is "plotting on us". This Big Brother deal doesn't wash. Sat Oct 15 20:02:07 2655 Iticus : if they weren't worried about a miner rebellion why would they take away our weapons? Sat Oct 15 20:02:07 2655 Wyl : you want an explenation? Read your contract Sat Oct 15 20:02:29 2655 Grahf : maybe that is in fact the underlying reason Sat Oct 15 20:02:39 2655 Absolon : it would make logical sense Sat Oct 15 20:03:07 2655 Valintrad : I've already read my contract. Anyone with half a brain, neuralgraft or otherwise, read the contract before they signed on. Sat Oct 15 20:04:26 2655 Grahf : well i encourage you one and all to send a mail to your favorite company representative concerning your thoughts on this and other issues Sat Oct 15 20:04:57 2655 Grahf : Todays KORE politcal debate has been brought to you by City Refinery Sat Oct 15 20:05:03 2655 Grahf : Where the best do business Sat Oct 15 20:05:20 2655 Grahf : this is KJ Grahf signing off, you stay classy Sat Oct 15 21:12:41 2655 Iticus : badumdum Sun Oct 16 11:16:49 2655 Grahf : iticus is dumb Sun Oct 16 11:18:00 2655 Iticus : As Iticus, I have to say that I agree with this sentiment, but only in theory. Whereas Iticus might be 'stupid' he can certainly talk. Therefore, for the sake of accuracy, I'd like to state that while I may be stupid, I am certainly not dumb. Sun Oct 16 11:18:23 2655 Grahf : touche Sun Oct 16 12:25:45 2655 Iticus : Grahf is dumb Sun Oct 16 12:33:30 2655 Iticus : Play Freebird! Sun Oct 16 14:54:42 2655 Iticus : testing Sun Oct 16 16:38:59 2655 Nigel : test Sun Oct 16 16:39:19 2655 Iticus : In other news, a high ranking management official is celebrating their birthday today. Sun Oct 16 16:43:48 2655 Iticus : in Business news, Magus Construction stocks plunged thirty-five points today amid fears regarding their stake in PMD construction on the Company's mining colonies. The Company had previously stated they were going to rely on them to provide construction supplies, but have instead decided to use their own infrastructure to deliver the supplies. Sun Oct 16 16:45:03 2655 Iticus : While this means very little to the everyday worker, it may mean higher costs when the Company allows PMD construction on Core. With these higher costs, however, you will have the reassurance that the company can deliver everything as scheduled and not have to worry about an outside corporation. If anyone has any thoughts on the subject, we'll now be taking comments. Sun Oct 16 16:46:59 2655 Iticus : for the sake of broadcast integrity, any comments regarding broadcasters should be sent to their specific mailboxes, and will not be put on the air. Sun Oct 16 16:49:07 2655 Valintrad : I'd just like to say that those of you looking into private domes will find that the City Refinery carries all your needs. Yes, we offer top-notch service and everything you could want for building and maintaining your own piece of Paradise. City Refinery: Where the best do business. Sun Oct 16 16:50:54 2655 Iticus : In other business news, Company stocks remained steady at 199.80. BP and Biotech also had no gains. Cybermind went up 5 points, with Cybernet and Macrosoft also seeing gains at 15 points. North Star mining also received a loss of 15 points. Sun Oct 16 16:51:13 2655 Iticus : Shares of Monroe Technologies remained valueless amid the ongoing investigations. Sun Oct 16 16:53:11 2655 Elias : Damn, I own alot of Monroe shares, and I can't move them. Sun Oct 16 16:54:29 2655 Elias : I hope whoever's responsible for the mess get's hung. Sun Oct 16 16:54:34 2655 Iticus : a lot of other investors share you sentiment, Elias. The market has never fully recovered since the crash. Not only has this had an adverse effect on the invidivual investors, but it's also led to mistrust for the system itself. Sun Oct 16 16:55:46 2655 Elias : True, and many other lost more than I did. Sun Oct 16 17:00:41 2655 Iticus : The Company today, amid threats from miners, was forced to make their intentions known with the anti-gun plan which is being sent through management. They said that their plan, if passed, would only affect firearms whose only use is for personal combat. They will allow the use of other blunt and bladed weaponary because of their use beyond combat. They still have not declared a stance on whether or not a worker vote will take place on the motion. Sun Oct 16 17:01:55 2655 Elias : Is the company specifically after me? Sun Oct 16 17:02:09 2655 Elias : Do they enjoy making my life hard? Sun Oct 16 17:02:48 2655 Iticus : That's an excellent question, Elias. They've also received several complains from Fast Eddie himself, who has threatened to quit supplying Vice President Grey and the security staff if the measure is put into effect. Sun Oct 16 17:04:36 2655 Valintrad : Personally, I don't see what the big deal is. Last I knew, we were here to dig up metal and haul it to the surface. And, to the best of my knowledge, that doesn't require an automatic rifle. Sun Oct 16 17:04:47 2655 Elias : Well, such things are ridiculous, if people like us weren't working in the sewers, what would keep the things from coming up here? Sun Oct 16 17:04:55 2655 Elias : What would we eat? Sun Oct 16 17:05:05 2655 Iticus : Two excellent points, of conflicting view. Do you have a response to Elias, Valintrad? Sun Oct 16 17:05:56 2655 Valintrad : If we spent half as much time worrying about the next ore shipment as we do how many notches we've got on our holsters, we could import ten times the food the clinics pump out. And decent food, for that matter. Sun Oct 16 17:06:25 2655 Iticus : We'll be right back with Elias's retort, after a short word from our sponsors Sun Oct 16 17:08:56 2655 Iticus : And we're back. Before the break, we were discussing the new anti-firearm movement which is sweeping across management. Sun Oct 16 17:09:12 2655 Elias : The company has always wanted things cost effective, it is much cheaper for us to kill and recycle sewer corpses, not to mention, it keeps those creatures in the sewers, preventing overpopulation that would send those beasts up here for food, and we can't forget about the Odra. Sun Oct 16 17:09:41 2655 Iticus : Ahh. Excellent point, Elias. But the Colony has been assured that the Odra are a thing of the past. Sun Oct 16 17:09:55 2655 Iticus : do you have a response, Valintrad? Sun Oct 16 17:10:35 2655 Valintrad : It may be cheaper to hunt and process the meat, but that's moot against gun control. Firearms use ammunition, which requires metal. You use up all the metal making bullets, and there's none left to export! Sun Oct 16 17:11:10 2655 Valintrad : Personally, I've had no trouble whatsoever in the sewers. Anything I've seen down there has been wet paper when I set my sledge to it. Sun Oct 16 17:11:46 2655 Elias : Honestly, do you work in a gun shop? The metal we use for bullets is practically worthless to export, and a single ingot get's us piles of ammo! Sun Oct 16 17:12:02 2655 Elias : We've been told things like the Odra aren't coming back before, a few month's of peace shouldn't lull us into complacency. Sun Oct 16 17:12:11 2655 Iticus : I also believe it odd that they've mentioned the Odra are gone so soon after an attack. Sun Oct 16 17:12:23 2655 Iticus : will you address the Odra issue, Valintrad? Sun Oct 16 17:13:57 2655 Valintrad : Odra? Neither here nor there, far as I'm concerned. Sun Oct 16 17:14:17 2655 Iticus : Can you elaborate, Valintrad? What do you mean by that? Sun Oct 16 17:15:02 2655 Elias : Violent, mine robbing PIRATE aliens who blow chunks of the dome niether here nor there? When did you arrive on this colony? Sun Oct 16 17:15:27 2655 Valintrad : I mean it doesn't really matter to me. I'm here to make money and, 'Verse willing, get certification as an engineer. Sun Oct 16 17:15:50 2655 Iticus : with all due respect, Valintrad, it will matter to you if your head is severed by an Odra blade. Sun Oct 16 17:17:04 2655 Valintrad : If a space rat wants to try me, he's welcome. I won't claim I'm immortal, and like as not I'd be scrapped. But I don't need a gun in my good hand, pirates or no. Sun Oct 16 17:17:56 2655 Elias : Complacency like his is what is wrong with this colony. We cannot sit back and expect the Company to do things like protect us, and we certainly can't hope to fight of Odra attacks with knives and sticks, especially if they find out guns are banned here. Sun Oct 16 17:18:34 2655 Iticus : Elias has a point. The Odra have been conservative in their latest assaults because they do not want to suffer heavy losses. If they find out our defenses have been weakened, they will try to overrun us. Sun Oct 16 17:20:00 2655 Valintrad : Well, what do you expect? We're sitting in a city owned by the Company. If you have a problem with that, the airlocks don't need clearence. Before I emigrated from the station I was on word reached me that this colony had decent turrets. Kind of difficult for a boarding party to get through a salvo. Sun Oct 16 17:22:15 2655 Elias : Have you ever seen an Odra attack? Four turrets desperately trying to hold back ships who only need to crash into the dome, not land near it, followed by uncountable numbers of these monstrosities. If you want to try that gunless, I'll speak at your funeral. Sun Oct 16 17:23:25 2655 Nigel : Any attackers that workers have fought are merely a small percentage of much larger attacking forces. The company has spent billions of credits on planetary defenses. The company is currently petitioning Earthgov to send a defense force. Unfortunately it is against the law for a company to own capital ships. Sun Oct 16 17:23:28 2655 Elias : How long have you been on Kore, Valintrad, a week? Less? Sun Oct 16 17:24:43 2655 Iticus : Nigel's comment brings up another good conversational topic. How much power are you willing to give the company in exchange for your personal safety? It might not stop at guns. They might overhaul the surveillence system. Any number of changes could take place beyond this. Where do you stop, if not at guns? Sun Oct 16 17:28:03 2655 Elias : Nigel has a point, I would rather not lose my business or my freedoms. to what extent I have them. Though I would not say we need another failed revolution, as the Company has done better rather than worse. Sun Oct 16 17:28:03 2655 Nigel : This is by no means official, but by my understanding of things, They Company has no intention of restricting worker's access to non-firearm weaponry. The the proposed measure is merely a means to better control criminal elements. Sun Oct 16 17:28:30 2655 Nigel : The number of murders currently has gone off the scale. Company officials being murdered in their offices as they work. Sun Oct 16 17:29:10 2655 Valintrad : You know, as many folks hereabouts I catch word of bragging about multi-million credit bank accounts, you'd think someone would have considered bringing in extra security. Hell, I doubt the Company would be averse to their employees contributing to planetary defense. And if a municipality was declared and accepted under Earth's jurisdiction, a capital ship would be easier to negotiate into our orbit. Sun Oct 16 17:29:40 2655 Iticus : the Company has said again and again that they will not relinquish control of the colony to a political power. Sun Oct 16 17:30:01 2655 Elias : The answer to this is not banning firearms, it's dealing with the violence itself, how much of it is at the toleration, if not permission, or even payment, of other officials? Sun Oct 16 17:32:30 2655 Elias : If we became an Earthgov municipality, we would suffer extensive loss of wealth. Taxes, and Earth control of Corezite are not intelligent solutions. Sun Oct 16 17:32:47 2655 Iticus : I also believe that some of the non-human races would also take issue with such a move. Sun Oct 16 17:32:56 2655 Nigel : I very highly doubt The Company would ever release control of Core over to Earthgov. As you know, corezite has not been found on any other planet. Being the only known source for a now widely use spaceship power source (ooc note: Yes, corezite is a metal that is used to power spaceships.) the potential for profits is extreme. Sun Oct 16 17:33:17 2655 Valintrad : I'm not talking about relinquishing control of the colony. Sun Oct 16 17:33:23 2655 Iticus : Then what do you suggest, Valintrad? Sun Oct 16 17:34:25 2655 Valintrad : If the miners form a municipality, it would be a city with a corporation within it. The only difference is that it'd be a corporation with a city inside it. Sun Oct 16 17:35:00 2655 Iticus : But if the company is cautious to even allow a vote on a single issue, why would they release control of several issues to the workers? I don't think it's a feasible option. Sun Oct 16 17:35:18 2655 Nigel : Recognizing Earthgov's authority on planet would relinquish a large amount of control. Exports of corezite would then be directly taxable by Earthgov. Workers would also have to pay a vastly increased income tax. Sun Oct 16 17:35:26 2655 Valintrad : Earth would have no say one way or another over the Company's operation, no regulation. The miners may have to pay taxes out of their wages, but it's a small exchange to have planetary security in place. Sun Oct 16 17:35:44 2655 Elias : Valintrad is practically suggesting revolution agains the Company. Sun Oct 16 17:36:28 2655 Nigel : I'm sure Valintrad is suggesting nothing of the sort. He is a loyal company worker like the rest of you. Sun Oct 16 17:36:38 2655 Valintrad : I'm not suggesting anything of the sort. Sun Oct 16 17:36:58 2655 Valintrad : Hell, I moved here to make money, not to join "le resistance". Sun Oct 16 17:37:45 2655 Iticus : Regardless of your intentions, if Earthgov sent a ship to protect us, we'd be expected to pay for it. That would jepoardize your money making. Sun Oct 16 17:38:10 2655 Valintrad : But if a municipal government, a "city council" were formed from the miners, Earth or other planetary governments would have no choice but to accept the ordinance, which would put the Company in a position of power as sole custodian of the city. Sun Oct 16 17:38:36 2655 Iticus : but that would still put us at square one. Earth wouldn't defend something they have no control over. Sun Oct 16 17:39:09 2655 Elias : The company could either waste money on imports of a wide variety of crap, and on much better defenses, or they can let us hunt, and protect ourselves. With cloning, death isn't so much now, anyway. Sun Oct 16 17:39:15 2655 Valintrad : See, that's the kind of attitude that gets nothing done. You want protection, but you don't want to pay for it. Well the Company is not your babysitter, it's your employer. You get paid well to do your job, IF you do your job, and we have more benefits here than I ever saw back home. Sun Oct 16 17:40:23 2655 Iticus : I'm just asking you to justify the cost, when we're completely capable of defending ourselves the way things stand. Sun Oct 16 17:41:06 2655 Valintrad : Obviously we aren't. We've had guns. We still have guns. You're still complaining about the pirates, and you keep telling me how vicious and dangerous they are. Sun Oct 16 17:41:46 2655 Iticus : the issue isn't the Odra. The issue is the Odra if we do not have guns. Sun Oct 16 17:42:44 2655 Valintrad : If we can't defend ourselves with the guns, what difference does it make? Sun Oct 16 17:43:18 2655 Iticus : There's a big difference between defense from invaders and defense from domestic murderers. Sun Oct 16 17:44:24 2655 Valintrad : Then petition the Company to have a store of firearms kept under guard in case of emergencies. If we're attacked, we can seize arms and defend ourselves. Otherwise, we don't need them. Sun Oct 16 17:44:53 2655 Iticus : That seems like a valid option. Anyone have another? Sun Oct 16 17:47:50 2655 Elias : The status quo, if we have murders CSCC isn't doing it's job. Sun Oct 16 17:48:50 2655 Iticus : We're now pausing for a message from our sponsor Sun Oct 16 17:50:05 2655 Iticus : And we're back! Sun Oct 16 17:56:04 2655 Iticus : And as we draw to a close I'm going to ask for some final comments from the callers. Sun Oct 16 17:57:37 2655 Valintrad : The Company isn't "out to get you." It's just a corporation looking to make profit, just like any one of us is looking to make a profit. Sun Oct 16 17:58:09 2655 Valintrad : Bend your mind to your work instead of your suspicion and you'll be above the curve in every department. Sun Oct 16 17:59:16 2655 Elias : The company and the employee each must take a shared responsibility for security, and even resources, a lack of firearms would prevent us from doing our share. Also, anyone who has been on Core for long enough knows that the company will only ever do so much, and will do anything to cut costs. By providing competetively priced firearms, we help both the company, and the workers of Core. Sun Oct 16 18:02:10 2655 Iticus : And that's it! *freebird is heard playing in the background* Mon Oct 17 15:49:33 2655 Jacaine : Testing, 1, 2, 3. Mon Oct 17 15:49:40 2655 Iticus : testing, 1, 2, 3 Mon Oct 17 15:58:02 2655 Iticus : Welcome to the KORE business report. It is 58 after the hour. Mon Oct 17 15:59:05 2655 Iticus : Biotech stock plummeted 30 points today amid threats by Earthgov that their new prosthetics will not be approved. CEO Walter Wallace had this to say Mon Oct 17 16:00:07 2655 Iticus : 'Biotech will continue to move forward with our new technologies. If the government of Earth will not accept it, we'll simply market it to other governments.' The Earthgov Office of Medical Technology declined a response. Mon Oct 17 16:00:20 2655 Jacaine : The man is a bum! Mon Oct 17 16:00:36 2655 Jacaine : Have we forgotten about the scandal with Monroe Technologies - a sister company of theirs? Mon Oct 17 16:01:49 2655 Iticus : Magus Construction stock fell 10 points, following their loss of 35 points yesterday. Their loss today was fueled by the Company insisting that they will not fall through to Magus threats regarding the PMD supply contracts. An official announcement regarding sad contracts is expected later today. Mon Oct 17 16:03:25 2655 Iticus : the Core exchange had a moderate day, rising a half point. Mon Oct 17 16:03:30 2655 Iticus : Other Prices: Mon Oct 17 16:04:18 2655 Iticus : British plutonium 51.55 +0.10, Cyber mind 20.35 -0.20, Cybernet 24.00 -0.05, Earth on line 34.85 -0.10, Macrosoft 29.70 +0.00, Monroe technologies 0.00 +0.00, North star mining 18.65 +0.10 Mon Oct 17 16:05:21 2655 Iticus : and so ends the KORE business report. It is 5 past the hour. Mon Oct 17 16:05:38 2655 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Mon Oct 17 16:05:43 2655 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Mon Oct 17 16:08:57 2655 Jacaine : sound Mon Oct 17 16:14:20 2655 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Mon Oct 17 16:14:25 2655 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Mon Oct 17 18:15:07 2655 Jacaine : Good evening and welcome to the first edition of Chavvety and Knolbes where pressing Company issues are analyzed from both sides - the right side and Knolbe's side. Mon Oct 17 18:15:12 2655 Jacaine : On tonight's show we're going to discuss new changes in the Company policy. Who gets access to which mines now and how it affects you. More, after this, Mon Oct 17 18:15:13 2655 Advertisement : You look tense, smoke a bowl! Mon Oct 17 18:15:18 2655 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Mon Oct 17 18:16:38 2655 Iticus : and we're back on Knolbes and Chavvety. Tonight we're discussing the changes to the mining policy. How do you feel about this, Chavvety? Like I didn't already know... Mon Oct 17 18:17:28 2655 Jacaine : Well, I think that it is ultimately the miners that suffer here. Mon Oct 17 18:18:07 2655 Jacaine : Clearly, there is going to be an inbalance in who is qualified for what now. All our A-ranked miners can do now is get a stronger drill. Mon Oct 17 18:19:51 2655 Iticus : Now...just stop for a second. The only thing this is affecting is putting the precious corezite on this planet into the hands of more miners. And the plasma drill isn't just any drill. It increases mined ore by TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT. That's no little amount. Mon Oct 17 18:20:17 2655 Jacaine : But the miner still only gets 10% of the ore that they mine. Mon Oct 17 18:20:29 2655 Jacaine : Even with the drill, that's only a 2.5% increase in their profits Mon Oct 17 18:20:37 2655 Jacaine : Great, they can buy another drink after their shift. Mon Oct 17 18:21:10 2655 Jacaine : The Company has also discussed offering personal mining domes to these elite miners, at a cost of 100,000,000. Mon Oct 17 18:21:21 2655 Jacaine : 100,000,000! Who here can afford that? Mon Oct 17 18:21:42 2655 Iticus : Listen. Now I'm not going to come out and say I'm not up for reforming the way ore is distributed. But this is a step in the RIGHT direction. The more Corezite that's mined the better. And do you ever quit talking about the Elite miners? Next thing you're gonna tell me is that they should be paying for our clinic bills. Mon Oct 17 18:22:20 2655 Jacaine : Clearly you are showing your ignorance Iticus. Corezite does NOT go into the hands of the miner's, the Company gets it. Mon Oct 17 18:22:41 2655 Jacaine : If there were an increase in production, there's an increase in profits - the Company does not share that surplus with the workers. Mon Oct 17 18:23:46 2655 Jacaine : We'll take comments now. Mon Oct 17 18:24:23 2655 Carinia : I totally agree, us miners, they make it sound so great but let me tell you, its not! Mon Oct 17 18:24:48 2655 Grahf : I personally think that the company gives a little to get alot Mon Oct 17 18:25:46 2655 Jacaine : Perhaps so, but the Company does have a large expense in running the colony. Mon Oct 17 18:25:59 2655 Carinia : Maybe, when the PMD's come in, we can fight back a little! But paying 100,000,000 to the company just to get started.. well, that doesnt make me to happy Mon Oct 17 18:26:15 2655 Grahf : I'm sure that they would simply kill us all off if they weren't making a profit Mon Oct 17 18:26:58 2655 Grahf : the fact is they make a killing of of us, and offer us LESS than 10% of the money we make them Mon Oct 17 18:27:13 2655 Jacaine : You also get subsidized housing. Mon Oct 17 18:27:45 2655 Iticus : Exactly, Carinia. And the PMDs are going to be built by COMPANY technicians, using COMPANY equipment and COMPANY supplies. They're refusing to allow any other companies to supply the materials. Take a look at the market. Magus Construction offered to sell the supplies at 10% less than what the Company was offering. The company REFUSED. That just doesn't seem like good business to me. Mon Oct 17 18:28:24 2655 Nigel : Correction, PMDs will be built by players with materials bought from the company. Mon Oct 17 18:28:32 2655 Jacaine : Thank you Nigel. Mon Oct 17 18:28:54 2655 Jacaine : The Company will save money by using its own materials and people, because they DON'T have to negotiate contracts. Mon Oct 17 18:29:14 2655 Jacaine : Who can say how much more this would all cost would we outsource. Mon Oct 17 18:29:23 2655 Iticus : Even if that's the case, the Company is still supplying everything. And we're going to be purchasing the rights to the minerals from the company. Who knows if they're even going to sell them to us at below market value? The Company cares nothing about its workers, and is only offering these domes at the gamble that they'll be on top of NOTHING. Mon Oct 17 18:29:57 2655 Grahf : but who's to say that those prices are anywhere close to what they would be, if independant contractors supplied the goods Mon Oct 17 18:29:59 2655 Jacaine : The Company is a stronghold in the ore market in this quadrant of the galaxy. Mon Oct 17 18:30:12 2655 Auger : I don't know why everyone loves to hate the company. I think they do great things for us Mon Oct 17 18:30:18 2655 Jacaine : They control the Corezite market. They can control the market. Mon Oct 17 18:30:28 2655 Carinia : I would like the potion to choose whose going to supply me. If its MY personal dome, I dont see why I should have the right to choose my supplier Mon Oct 17 18:30:45 2655 Jacaine : You purchase your dome from the Company. Mon Oct 17 18:30:51 2655 Jacaine : As part of the contract, they build it. Mon Oct 17 18:31:11 2655 Jacaine : You don't need to own one if you don't like. Mon Oct 17 18:31:17 2655 Carinia : I purchase the land, not the dome Mon Oct 17 18:31:56 2655 Iticus : And so the ignorance of my cohort shines through. Silly fellow is so full of company propaganda he doesn't remember the most recent FACTS. Mon Oct 17 18:31:59 2655 Jacaine : We have to take another break, and if it's Jim Jones again, we're dropping his sponsorship. Mon Oct 17 18:32:07 2655 Advertisement : Is your armour cramping your style? Visit Urban Fashions and express yourself today! Mon Oct 17 18:32:12 2655 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Mon Oct 17 18:32:17 2655 Nigel : Exscuse me, but if you want to hear about PMDs you might want to call me in. Mon Oct 17 18:33:16 2655 Jacaine : We're back with the head of Corezite R&D and the man at the helm of the PMD project, Nigel. Mon Oct 17 18:33:34 2655 Nigel : Ahem. I have helping the company work through the details of how to manage this new project. Mon Oct 17 18:33:45 2655 Jacaine : So Nigel, what is the benefit to the miners and Company through this project? Mon Oct 17 18:34:45 2655 Nigel : The project will allow enterprising workers to start their own mining domes and sell the resulting ore to the company for a substantial profit. Mon Oct 17 18:35:53 2655 Nigel : any further questions? Mon Oct 17 18:36:07 2655 Jacaine : So the Company is not screwing over the workers through this? Mon Oct 17 18:36:18 2655 Grahf : Nigel! i'd like to know how much the company is paying you! Mon Oct 17 18:36:24 2655 Nigel : My personal finances are not hte issue here. Mon Oct 17 18:36:24 2655 Iticus : Now Nigel, It's my understanding that the workers will be purchasing the mineral rights before dome construction. Will these rights be based upon the market value of the minerals present or will it be a flat rate? And if so, will the workers be allowed to survey beforehand? Mon Oct 17 18:36:31 2655 Tet Rax : other then mining ore what other purpouses would the dome provide? Mon Oct 17 18:36:31 2655 Carinia : Other than the cost to us miners? None here, Ill get shafted either way Mon Oct 17 18:36:54 2655 Iticus : We'll be taking calls later in the program. Please restrict your comments until later. Mon Oct 17 18:37:23 2655 Nigel : The company is still debating how to price the mineral rights. Mon Oct 17 18:37:50 2655 Jacaine : So there's no percentage set on how much the Company gains from the drilled ore? Mon Oct 17 18:37:54 2655 Nigel : Workers will be allowed to survey but detecting what is deep beneath the surface is very hard. Mon Oct 17 18:38:23 2655 Nigel : As for how much the company gains, the company will be paying a percentage of market price to the owner of the dome. Mon Oct 17 18:39:03 2655 Nigel : Of course they will not be getting a extremely large percentage as the company still has to refine the ore. Mon Oct 17 18:39:20 2655 Jacaine : Still, they would get substantially more than the 10% they now recieve. Mon Oct 17 18:39:26 2655 Nigel : Indeed it would. Mon Oct 17 18:40:06 2655 Nigel : Although I will say that the startup expenses for one of these domes is expected to be extremely high. Mon Oct 17 18:40:19 2655 Nigel : It may be quite some time before the dome is able to start writing their books in black ink, if you know what I mean. Mon Oct 17 18:40:39 2655 Jacaine : Nevertheless, part of this startup fee goes towards those constructing the domes, correct? Mon Oct 17 18:41:20 2655 Nigel : Indeed. The Dome's Foreman will pay fellow workers to construct the dome in their spare time. Mon Oct 17 18:41:34 2655 Nigel : How much he pays them will be entirely up to him. Mon Oct 17 18:41:39 2655 Iticus : And the rights to the minerals will be in the hands of the worker owning the dome, correct? Mon Oct 17 18:42:20 2655 Nigel : The dome Foreman will own the mineral rights to that piece of land. But they are under a very strict contract. Mon Oct 17 18:42:24 2655 Jacaine : We will now take questions. Mon Oct 17 18:42:42 2655 Nigel : If they are caught selling ore to someone other then the company they forfiet all land ownership and mineral rights. Mon Oct 17 18:42:51 2655 Grahf : will the Company require an extension to miner's contracts to undertake a PMD? Since obviously they will not be able to turn a profit in their normal term. Mon Oct 17 18:43:17 2655 Nigel : The company will not require it but the miner will be allowed to extend their contract under normal provisions. Mon Oct 17 18:43:18 2655 Carinia : So is this a free market system, we decide what prices we want to sell to the company at, or will miners have no control? Mon Oct 17 18:43:37 2655 Nigel : The company will dictate a fair price for the ore. Mon Oct 17 18:43:57 2655 Iticus : Fair. Will it be directly related to the market price or will they be able to adjust it on a whim? Mon Oct 17 18:44:28 2655 Nigel : It will be related to market price. Mon Oct 17 18:44:44 2655 Iticus : Will the deductions be percentages or will it be related to shipping costs, etc? Mon Oct 17 18:45:04 2655 Nigel : Both, there will be a flat rate deduction and a percentage deduction. Mon Oct 17 18:45:32 2655 Nigel : The percentage deduction will be the companies profits, while the other will be to cover costs. Mon Oct 17 18:45:50 2655 Jacaine : Thank you for your time Nigel, my producer is informing me that we need to cut to a commercial. We'll be back after this. Mon Oct 17 18:45:55 2655 Advertisement : Is your armour cramping your style? Visit Urban Fashions and express yourself today! Mon Oct 17 18:46:00 2655 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Mon Oct 17 18:50:44 2655 Iticus : and we're back with Nigel. We're ready to take a few more of your calls. Mon Oct 17 18:52:41 2655 Jacaine : No more questions? Mon Oct 17 18:53:12 2655 Jacaine : Thank you for your time, Nigel. Mon Oct 17 18:53:23 2655 Nigel : Good night everyone. Mon Oct 17 18:54:12 2655 Jacaine : Well, Knolbes, once more we have proved that you are wrong. Clearly the workers are going to benefit from these changes. The Company will too, but such is the way of business. Mon Oct 17 18:54:49 2655 Jacaine : He doesn't respond because he knows I'm right, there's nothing more to be said. Mon Oct 17 18:55:02 2655 Iticus : Hah. Jacaine is as impatient with me as he is with progress Mon Oct 17 18:55:37 2655 Iticus : In any case, PMDs might be a step in the right direction as long as they do what's fair to the workers. It's too soon in the game for any of us to be saying anything either way. Mon Oct 17 18:55:40 2655 Jacaine : How like you to use a strawman tactic. Mon Oct 17 18:56:03 2655 Jacaine : You can't discuss the issues, so you attack me. Mon Oct 17 18:56:15 2655 Jacaine : Anyway, we're out of time for tonight, but I'll let you get the last word. Mon Oct 17 18:57:36 2655 Iticus : The last word for tonight is: idiot. As in, Chavvety is an idiot. Anyway, this is Iticus Knolbes signing off for Knolbes and Chavvety on KORE radio! Mon Oct 17 18:58:39 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Mon Oct 17 18:58:44 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Mon Oct 17 20:16:00 2655 Senso : Test Mon Oct 17 21:37:56 2655 Nigel : Testing. Mon Oct 17 21:37:59 2655 Nigel : Testing. Mon Oct 17 21:38:05 2655 Nigel : Testing. Mon Oct 17 21:41:07 2655 Senso : :coughs Mon Oct 17 21:48:12 2655 Senso : Test Mon Oct 17 21:48:20 2655 Senso : Test Mon Oct 17 21:48:32 2655 Senso : And again Mon Oct 17 21:57:42 2655 Senso : Yaar! Mon Oct 17 21:58:06 2655 Grahf : get off the sage! Mon Oct 17 21:58:15 2655 Grahf : stage Mon Oct 17 22:21:12 2655 Senso : Number nine Mon Oct 17 22:21:28 2655 Senso : Ten Mon Oct 17 22:23:45 2655 Senso : Test Mon Oct 17 22:24:05 2655 Senso : Test? Mon Oct 17 22:24:14 2655 Senso : And now? Mon Oct 17 22:32:07 2655 Iticus : testing Mon Oct 17 22:32:35 2655 Iticus : Senso is the greatest! All worship Senso! Mon Oct 17 22:33:13 2655 Iticus : I am the greatest! Mon Oct 17 23:20:48 2655 Senso : Tee hee! Mon Oct 17 23:21:21 2655 Senso : Hm Tue Oct 18 05:53:59 2655 Senso : Gooood mooooorning Core! Tue Oct 18 05:57:37 2655 Senso : Test Tue Oct 18 14:24:22 2655 Jacaine : What's with the Company? We bust our asses in the mines for hours on end, breathing in dust, breaking our backs and for what? A measley 10%! Whoop-di-shit. Tue Oct 18 14:24:51 2655 Jacaine : Yeah, we sign four year contracts, but many of us are going on five or six years here. Tue Oct 18 14:25:18 2655 Jacaine : I'll take calls from any disgruntled miners now. Tue Oct 18 14:25:48 2655 Iticus : How come you guys never play the ads I paid lots of money for? Tue Oct 18 14:26:00 2655 Jacaine : Beause it's not time for a commercial yet, idiot. Tue Oct 18 14:26:14 2655 Jacaine : And the issue is the Company and low pay Tue Oct 18 14:26:18 2655 Jacaine : Pay attention Tue Oct 18 14:26:21 2655 Grahf : Sometimes i just want to smash the company! with a hammer!! Tue Oct 18 14:26:30 2655 Jacaine : Yes! Tue Oct 18 14:26:39 2655 Jacaine : I think we should all go on strike, that would show them Tue Oct 18 14:26:50 2655 Iticus : Yes! Strike! Hammer! Tue Oct 18 14:26:59 2655 Carinia : I could totally use more cash, I mean Ive been here 6 years! 6! And now Ive got a shop to pay for and these Pmd' Tue Oct 18 14:26:59 2655 Jacaine : We now need to take time off for some quick words from our sponsors. Tue Oct 18 14:27:04 2655 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Tue Oct 18 14:27:09 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Tue Oct 18 14:27:39 2655 Jacaine : Well, we're back and we're talking about what crap the Company is. Tue Oct 18 14:28:06 2655 Jacaine : Low wages, one bedroom apartments, no benefits. Where's the hazard pay? Tue Oct 18 14:28:09 2655 Iticus : The other day I was walking down the street and one of those bigshots in the CITY Financial dome spat on me. So I killed him! Tue Oct 18 14:29:29 2655 Jacaine : Why should they get all the money anyway? Tue Oct 18 14:29:37 2655 Jacaine : What do they do on this rock to begin with! Tue Oct 18 14:29:48 2655 Jacaine : Ooo...this stock went down, you should buy it because it might go up! Tue Oct 18 14:29:58 2655 Jacaine : No shit Sherlock. Why not send some of that money OUR way Tue Oct 18 14:30:16 2655 Iticus : I'll tell you why. Cuz they're greedy bastards! Strike now! Tue Oct 18 14:30:43 2655 Jacaine : Yes, we must strike. Then their precious corezite won't go out. Tue Oct 18 14:30:58 2655 Iticus : and without Corezite! They will be at our mercy! Tue Oct 18 14:31:26 2655 Jacaine : do any of the elitist company execs have anything to say? Tue Oct 18 14:31:27 2655 Iticus : Now for a word from our sponsors Tue Oct 18 14:32:55 2655 Jacaine : They don't call in because they know I'm right. More, after this. Tue Oct 18 14:32:58 2655 Advertisement : Is your armour cramping your style? Visit Urban Fashions and express yourself today! Tue Oct 18 14:33:03 2655 Advertisement : Have you had your cigarette today? Tue Oct 18 14:33:34 2655 Jacaine : Well, we extended an invitation to the white collars, and they turned us down. Tue Oct 18 14:34:00 2655 Jacaine : This can only go to prove that they in fact know we are right. The only way to be heard and get more benefits is to strike now! Tue Oct 18 14:34:42 2655 Jacaine : And now the business report. Tue Oct 18 14:36:11 2655 Iticus : It was a steady day at the exchange today. Gains were had by British Plutonium, which went up twenty-five points, and macrosoft, which went up ten points. Cybermind lost 20 points amid their lower-than-expected earnings reports. Tue Oct 18 14:36:19 2655 Iticus : Other prices: Tue Oct 18 14:37:06 2655 Iticus : Biotech 20.35 +0.00, Company 199.95 -0.05, Cybernet 23.90 -0.05, Earth on line 34.75 -0.20, Magus construction 20.65 +0.00, North star mining 18.65 +0.00 Tue Oct 18 14:37:17 2655 Iticus : and as usual, Monroe technologies remained steady at no value. Tue Oct 18 14:37:43 2655 Jacaine : Because they went bankrupt. Tue Oct 18 14:37:46 2655 Iticus : Yes. Because they went bankrupt. Tue Oct 18 14:37:59 2655 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Tue Oct 18 14:38:04 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Tue Oct 18 14:38:51 2655 Grahf : Bring back monroe! Tue Oct 18 14:39:15 2655 Grahf : I lost my life's savings at the hands of monroe technologies Tue Oct 18 14:39:31 2655 Carinia : Monroe is dead. The ceo totally and royally screwed you guys, and you want it back? Tue Oct 18 14:39:33 2655 Iticus : there's only one solution for your problem, then. Kill the CEO of Monroe Technologies! Tue Oct 18 14:39:41 2655 Jacaine : Whaa whaa, quit your bitching! Tue Oct 18 14:39:54 2655 Carinia : Please you should have known that it was a bad stock when it tanked the first time Tue Oct 18 14:40:25 2655 Jacaine : What did you expect? It started at 1 then shot up to 15 within 2 days Tue Oct 18 14:40:32 2655 Grahf : i think it was company trickery Tue Oct 18 14:41:05 2655 Grahf : the company saw miners making profits, and shut it down so they would get back to mining Tue Oct 18 14:41:17 2655 Iticus : That doesn't make a lot of sense. It wasn't the Company that shut down Monroe. Tue Oct 18 14:41:25 2655 Carinia : Maybe if the company owned Monroe. But they dont. Tue Oct 18 14:41:42 2655 Grahf : it was! it was industrial espionage Tue Oct 18 14:42:14 2655 Grahf : they framed the ceo and put child porn on his laptop! Tue Oct 18 14:42:49 2655 Jacaine : Smash Monroe! Smash Company! Tue Oct 18 14:42:54 2655 Iticus : Right on, Grunt! Tue Oct 18 14:43:09 2655 Grahf : Indeed! Tue Oct 18 14:43:18 2655 Jacaine : Slacker right! Strike! Tue Oct 18 14:43:23 2655 Iticus : STRIKE! Tue Oct 18 14:43:29 2655 Jacaine : Strike! Tue Oct 18 14:43:38 2655 Iticus : STRIKE! Tue Oct 18 14:43:39 2655 Jacaine : Strike!!! Tue Oct 18 14:43:55 2655 Iticus : Strike, weenies! Tue Oct 18 14:44:01 2655 Jacaine : Now that won't get us anywhere. Tue Oct 18 14:44:05 2655 Grahf : why stop at just strike?! RIOT! Tue Oct 18 14:44:14 2655 Carinia : I need money Tue Oct 18 14:44:17 2655 Iticus : Shut up, Chavvety! You're either with us or against us! Tue Oct 18 14:44:20 2655 Jacaine : That will just put the Company into downfall and bankrupt, which hurts us too! Tue Oct 18 14:44:31 2655 Jacaine : If that is the choice Knolbes, then I am against you! Tue Oct 18 14:44:35 2655 Carinia : Ooo a riot would work, i could get money and be unproductive, as long as there is looting involved Tue Oct 18 14:44:36 2655 Iticus : Smash Chavvety! Smash the Company! Strike! Tue Oct 18 14:44:39 2655 Grahf : lets burn this muther down!! Tue Oct 18 14:44:46 2655 Jacaine : Riot! Tue Oct 18 14:45:05 2655 Iticus : Take to the streets, Miners! Your day is today! Tue Oct 18 14:45:08 2655 Jacaine : Me start fires! Tue Oct 18 14:45:09 2655 Grahf : Smash slash and burn! Tue Oct 18 14:45:17 2655 Calnus : How about we all shut up and get back to work? All people are going to do is bitch about the Company in all its wrong doings and not actually do anything about it. What's the point. Clock in and make your paychecks. That's my opinion. Tue Oct 18 14:45:31 2655 Iticus : Kill Calnus! Tue Oct 18 14:45:37 2655 Grahf : kill calnus! Tue Oct 18 14:45:55 2655 Iticus : He's in the mine! Get him! Tue Oct 18 14:45:58 2655 Calnus : I'll go hide in the mine now. Tue Oct 18 14:46:19 2655 Grahf : Blood and glory! Tue Oct 18 14:46:23 2655 Iticus : Death to the company! Death to Monroe! Long live the worker! Tue Oct 18 14:46:49 2655 Grahf : Mwahahahaha Fires everywhere~ Tue Oct 18 14:47:45 2655 Nigel : You all need to chill out. Heh. Tue Oct 18 14:48:38 2655 Grahf : lets all loot iticus's shop! Tue Oct 18 14:50:21 2655 Grahf : its the end of the world! Tue Oct 18 15:00:21 2655 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Tue Oct 18 15:00:26 2655 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Tue Oct 18 15:11:07 2655 Jacaine : This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Had there been an actual emergency, you'd all be dead. Tue Oct 18 17:30:21 2655 Advertisement : Is your armour cramping your style? Visit Urban Fashions and express yourself today! Tue Oct 18 17:30:26 2655 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Tue Oct 18 18:04:48 2655 Advertisement : You look tense, smoke a bowl! Tue Oct 18 18:04:53 2655 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Tue Oct 18 18:05:53 2655 Iticus : The Staff of KORE would like everyone to ignore any ads placed by the man Jim Jones. Also, listen to KORE. Tue Oct 18 18:38:42 2655 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Tue Oct 18 18:38:47 2655 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Tue Oct 18 19:21:20 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Tue Oct 18 19:21:25 2655 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Tue Oct 18 20:53:04 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Tue Oct 18 20:53:09 2655 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Tue Oct 18 21:17:38 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Tue Oct 18 21:17:43 2655 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company Tue Oct 18 21:23:16 2655 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Tue Oct 18 21:23:21 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Tue Oct 18 21:30:12 2655 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Tue Oct 18 21:30:17 2655 Advertisement : You look tense, smoke a bowl! Tue Oct 18 21:35:13 2655 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Tue Oct 18 21:35:18 2655 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Tue Oct 18 21:41:17 2655 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Tue Oct 18 21:41:22 2655 Advertisement : Have you had your cigarette today? Tue Oct 18 21:46:17 2655 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Tue Oct 18 21:46:22 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Tue Oct 18 21:50:54 2655 Iticus : This is KORE weather. Today, it is cold. Tomorrow there is a 90% chance of cold. Tue Oct 18 21:51:12 2655 Iticus : Taking a look at the extended forecast, it should be cold for quite some time. Tue Oct 18 21:51:24 2655 Iticus : Now for a word from out sponsors. Tue Oct 18 21:51:26 2655 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Tue Oct 18 21:51:31 2655 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Tue Oct 18 21:58:29 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Tue Oct 18 21:58:34 2655 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Tue Oct 18 22:05:58 2655 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Tue Oct 18 22:06:03 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Tue Oct 18 22:11:27 2655 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Tue Oct 18 22:11:32 2655 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Tue Oct 18 22:19:48 2655 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Tue Oct 18 22:19:53 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Tue Oct 18 22:26:59 2655 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Tue Oct 18 22:27:04 2655 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Wed Oct 19 11:46:22 2655 Advertisement : Is your armour cramping your style? Visit Urban Fashions and express yourself today! Wed Oct 19 11:46:27 2655 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Wed Oct 19 18:10:15 2655 Jacaine : Stock prices go up, we have an influx of new workers. The economy here is bustling and yert wages stay the same. Wed Oct 19 18:10:37 2655 Jacaine : We'll take your thoughts on this. Wed Oct 19 18:11:22 2655 Jacaine : Then we'll go to a braek. Wed Oct 19 18:11:24 2655 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Wed Oct 19 18:11:29 2655 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Wed Oct 19 18:11:40 2655 Jacaine : And thank you Jim Jones. Wed Oct 19 18:25:45 2655 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Wed Oct 19 18:25:50 2655 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Wed Oct 19 18:27:44 2655 Iticus : Market Analysts agree: Invest NOW in Cyber Mind. Wed Oct 19 19:11:17 2655 Iticus : Market Analysts Agree: Cybermind is the future of the market. Invest now, and invest lots. Thu Oct 20 12:22:54 2655 Advertisement : Have you had your cigarette today? Thu Oct 20 12:22:59 2655 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Thu Oct 20 15:14:14 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Thu Oct 20 15:14:19 2655 Advertisement : You look tense, smoke a bowl! Sat Oct 22 23:33:09 2655 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Sat Oct 22 23:33:14 2655 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Sun Oct 23 20:41:39 2655 Auger : senso! Sat Dec 3 12:03:56 2655 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Sat Dec 3 12:04:01 2655 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Sun Dec 4 00:34:17 2655 Jacaine : Good evening everbody, I'm your host Bob Williamson and welcome to another exciting edition of "Guess that Number!" Sun Dec 4 00:34:43 2655 Jacaine : That's right, it's the numerical game show where you the listener put your credits on the line to guess a randomly generated number! Sun Dec 4 00:35:19 2655 Jacaine : Let's start things off small today, how about 300 credits? Sun Dec 4 00:36:03 2655 Jacaine : We'll start things off with a number between 1 and 100, just transfer your money and call in with your guess. Sun Dec 4 00:39:12 2655 Jacaine : Okay, we have two participants, does anyone else want to enter? Sun Dec 4 00:40:03 2655 Jacaine : Okay, and the winning number is...34! Sun Dec 4 00:40:16 2655 Jacaine : That means Karl is the winner of this round. Sun Dec 4 00:40:41 2655 Jacaine : Now Karl, do you want to take your winnings, or go for double or nothing? Sun Dec 4 00:40:55 2655 Jacaine : Which one? Sun Dec 4 00:42:49 2655 Jacaine : Are you sure that's what you want? Sun Dec 4 00:43:40 2655 Jacaine : And the number is...84. Sun Dec 4 00:43:46 2655 Jacaine : You've just won 2400 credits! Sun Dec 4 00:44:34 2655 Jacaine : Good to know Karl, but you already collected your winnings. Sun Dec 4 00:44:41 2655 Jacaine : Okay, how much should we play for next? Sun Dec 4 00:45:24 2655 FirstFuzz : . Sun Dec 4 00:45:33 2655 Bri : 500!! Sun Dec 4 00:45:40 2655 Jacaine : Okay, we will start our 500 credit round, after this. Sun Dec 4 00:45:42 2655 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Sun Dec 4 00:45:47 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Sun Dec 4 00:46:07 2655 Jacaine : And we're back. Sun Dec 4 00:46:19 2655 Jacaine : Who's ready for round two? Sun Dec 4 00:46:48 2655 Karl Schiller : I'm in, Bob. Sun Dec 4 00:47:02 2655 Jacaine : Okay, just transfer your money over and let me know your number Sun Dec 4 00:47:03 2655 Bri : I am in again too Sun Dec 4 00:48:16 2655 Jacaine : Okay we have four players this round so far, anyone else want to join in? That means the pot stands at 2000 credits, and you can win up to 10,000! Sun Dec 4 00:48:56 2655 Jacaine : Some people say I'm mad! Sun Dec 4 00:49:10 2655 Karl Schiller : Not me, Bob! Sun Dec 4 00:49:16 2655 FirstFuzz : You're mad, bob. Sun Dec 4 00:49:44 2655 Jacaine : But my ratings are good, and that's what counts! Sun Dec 4 00:50:04 2655 Jacaine : And the number is... Sun Dec 4 00:50:10 2655 Jacaine : 38 Sun Dec 4 00:50:16 2655 Jacaine : Magnomious, you're our winner! Sun Dec 4 00:50:23 2655 Magnomious : I win! I win! Sun Dec 4 00:50:24 2655 FirstFuzz : That's not very close to 75... Sun Dec 4 00:50:54 2655 Jacaine : Okay, do you want to take your 2000 credit prize now, or go for double or nothing? Sun Dec 4 00:51:27 2655 Magnomious : Well Bob, 4,000 credits sure sounds nice, but i think i should play it safe and..nah im just razzing you, Bob! Double it up! Sun Dec 4 00:51:46 2655 FirstFuzz : He was jaggin your wires, there! Sun Dec 4 00:52:21 2655 Jacaine : Okay, if you guess within 30, you will win 4000 credits. If you guess within 20, you'll win 8000, and if you guess within 10, you will win 10,000 credits! Sun Dec 4 00:52:41 2655 Jacaine : However, if you're not within the ranges, you win nothing. Sun Dec 4 00:52:59 2655 Magnomious : When do i start guessing, Bob? Sun Dec 4 00:53:07 2655 Jacaine : Whenever you're ready. Sun Dec 4 00:53:14 2655 Jacaine : Between 0 and 100. Sun Dec 4 00:53:36 2655 Magnomious : I'm going to have to stick with good ol' 42, Bob. Sun Dec 4 00:53:48 2655 Jacaine : I'm sorry, the number was 10. Sun Dec 4 00:54:03 2655 Jacaine : Two off from the 30 range. Sun Dec 4 00:54:22 2655 Magnomious : I think you're full of shit, Bob. ;) Sun Dec 4 00:54:41 2655 Jacaine : But you won't leave empty handed, you'll receive two free drinks from the Drunken Heptosquid, one of KORE's sponsors. Sun Dec 4 00:54:43 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sun Dec 4 00:54:48 2655 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Sun Dec 4 00:55:25 2655 Jacaine : Okay, round three. How much should we play for now? Sun Dec 4 00:55:42 2655 Magnomious : 10,000! Sun Dec 4 00:56:12 2655 Jacaine : Are there any other takers on 10,000? Sun Dec 4 00:56:51 2655 Bri : too rich for my blood Bob Sun Dec 4 00:57:00 2655 Jacaine : Okay, let's scale things down some then. Sun Dec 4 00:57:22 2655 Jacaine : Is anyone in for 1000? Sun Dec 4 00:57:57 2655 Karl Schiller : I'm in for a g, Bob. Sun Dec 4 00:58:07 2655 Jacaine : Okay, two takers for 1000. Bri? Sun Dec 4 00:58:32 2655 Bri : sure bob Sun Dec 4 00:58:52 2655 Jacaine : Okay, same rules as before. Sun Dec 4 01:01:11 2655 Jacaine : Okay, three participants. Sun Dec 4 01:01:30 2655 Jacaine : Does anyone else want to join in, 1000. Sun Dec 4 01:02:10 2655 Jacaine : Okay, we'll draw the number now. Sun Dec 4 01:02:20 2655 Jacaine : 99 Sun Dec 4 01:02:27 2655 Jacaine : The winner is, Karl Schiller! Sun Dec 4 01:02:34 2655 Karl Schiller : I'm hot, Bob. Sun Dec 4 01:02:40 2655 Jacaine : Yes you are Sun Dec 4 01:02:56 2655 Jacaine : Now do you want the 3000 credits, or do you want to go for what's inside...the box. Sun Dec 4 01:03:06 2655 Jacaine : Go for the box! Sun Dec 4 01:03:12 2655 Jacaine : The box! Sun Dec 4 01:03:13 2655 Magnomious : The Box! The boox! Sun Dec 4 01:03:16 2655 Sydan : the box Sun Dec 4 01:03:29 2655 Jacaine : Well, the people have spoken, but what do you want to do? Sun Dec 4 01:03:31 2655 Karl Schiller : Aw, how can I resist when Tawny says 'Go for the box'? I'll go for the box. Sun Dec 4 01:03:35 2655 FirstFuzz : Probably some jelly benas in the box. Sun Dec 4 01:03:57 2655 Jacaine : And the box contains...a sturdy hammer from Militant Off Worlders! Sun Dec 4 01:04:05 2655 Jacaine : Now you can bash out someone's brains in style. Sun Dec 4 01:04:16 2655 Karl Schiller : Ooh, excellent, Bob. Sun Dec 4 01:04:22 2655 Karl Schiller : I'm going to go with... Sun Dec 4 01:04:25 2655 Jacaine : You may collect your prize at the studio. Sun Dec 4 01:04:39 2655 Karl Schiller : 31 Sun Dec 4 01:04:51 2655 Jacaine : *chuckles* You already won the hammer. Sun Dec 4 01:05:07 2655 Karl Schiller : Oh. Aha! Woohoo! Sun Dec 4 01:05:18 2655 Jacaine : Who's up for round four? Sun Dec 4 01:05:28 2655 Magnomious : With an intellect like that it's no wonder he's a winner! Sun Dec 4 01:05:33 2655 FirstFuzz : The Company... Always spending 30,000 credits on hammers and toilet seats. Sun Dec 4 01:05:55 2655 Jacaine : How much should the prize be this round? Sun Dec 4 01:06:50 2655 Jacaine : No takers for round four? Sun Dec 4 01:06:58 2655 Jacaine : Should we move onto the final round then? Sun Dec 4 01:07:14 2655 Karl Schiller : What's the stakes, Bob? Sun Dec 4 01:07:16 2655 Magnomious : I think so, Bob. Sun Dec 4 01:07:35 2655 Jacaine : The final round will be against tonight's two big winners, which are both Karl and Magnomious. Sun Dec 4 01:08:05 2655 Jacaine : You two may decide what the stakes are. Sun Dec 4 01:08:58 2655 Jacaine : While they decide, we'll take a short break. Sun Dec 4 01:09:00 2655 Magnomious : Well now, i'd be willing to go as high as 10,000. If Karl thinks he can handle it. Sun Dec 4 01:09:04 2655 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Sun Dec 4 01:09:09 2655 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sun Dec 4 01:09:30 2655 Jacaine : And we're back with an offer of 10,000 from Magnomious. Sun Dec 4 01:09:31 2655 Karl Schiller : I'll play along for 10,000, Bob. Sun Dec 4 01:09:46 2655 Jacaine : Okay, with a pot of at least 20,000 anything could happen. Sun Dec 4 01:10:01 2655 Jacaine : Will one of these gentlemen walk away with 100k? Sun Dec 4 01:10:22 2655 Jacaine : Please, transfer your funds and call in with your guesses. Sun Dec 4 01:13:52 2655 Jacaine : Please hold on just a moment, we are experiencing technical difficulties. Sun Dec 4 01:15:35 2655 Jacaine : I apologize for that, our computer malfunctioned. Sun Dec 4 01:15:53 2655 Jacaine : We are now ready for the final number, the wages are in, so are the guesses. Sun Dec 4 01:16:47 2655 Jacaine : The winner is Karl Schiller! Sun Dec 4 01:16:55 2655 Karl Schiller : Woohoo!! Sun Dec 4 01:17:18 2655 Jacaine : He guessed 43. I suppose Magno got a little too predictable. Sun Dec 4 01:17:29 2655 FirstFuzz : Hahahhahahaha. Sun Dec 4 01:17:53 2655 Karl Schiller : Hey, for all the marbles, I had to get creative! Sun Dec 4 01:18:22 2655 Jacaine : Okay Karl, you can walk away with 20,000 credits, or go for the box. Sun Dec 4 01:18:39 2655 Karl Schiller : Whew, Bob, that's an awful lot of credits. Sun Dec 4 01:18:43 2655 Jacaine : The box! Sun Dec 4 01:18:56 2655 Karl Schiller : I think I'll have to walk away with the credits and forgo the box this time, Bob. Sun Dec 4 01:19:05 2655 Jacaine : Aw...Karlie...you won't go for the box? Sun Dec 4 01:19:18 2655 Jacaine : Are you sure that's what you want to do? Sun Dec 4 01:19:31 2655 Karl Schiller : I'm sure Bob, I think I've pushed my luck as far as it will go. Sun Dec 4 01:19:35 2655 FirstFuzz : Tawny wants you to go for her box. Sun Dec 4 01:19:44 2655 Jacaine : Well, Karl made up his mind. Sun Dec 4 01:19:53 2655 Jacaine : It's a good thing too, the box had a dead powercell. Sun Dec 4 01:20:06 2655 Karl Schiller : Whew! Sun Dec 4 01:20:12 2655 FirstFuzz : How'd that get in there, Tawny? Sun Dec 4 01:20:26 2655 Karl Schiller : Now, Tawny's box is easily worth 20,000 credits, but I didn't think I was getting THAT lucky tonight. Sun Dec 4 01:20:48 2655 Jacaine : That wraps up another edition of "Guess that Number," I'm your host, Bob Williamson, thank you and goodnight! Sun Dec 4 01:20:50 2655 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Sun Dec 4 01:20:55 2655 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Sun Dec 4 11:55:02 2655 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Sun Dec 4 11:55:07 2655 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Sun Dec 4 11:55:59 2655 Jacaine : Well, we're back. People might think I'm crazy for going on again to give away more cash and prizes, but hey - it's not my money is it? Sun Dec 4 11:56:18 2655 Jacaine : Is everyone ready to play that exciting game of integers - Guess That Number! Sun Dec 4 11:56:42 2655 Bri : Obviously I will play again Bob, I am hooked on KORE radio and I just cant say no. Sun Dec 4 11:57:00 2655 FirstFuzz : Bri should come over to my apartment. Sun Dec 4 11:57:27 2655 Jacaine : Ahem...is anyone else interested in participating? Sun Dec 4 11:57:41 2655 Jacaine : We will start things off this round at...oh...200 credits. Sun Dec 4 11:57:59 2655 Jacaine : We've recently upgraded our computer, so now the number can be as high as 10,000. Sun Dec 4 11:58:13 2655 Levanon : integers, you say? Sun Dec 4 11:58:25 2655 Jacaine : That's right, I'd better explain the rules. Sun Dec 4 11:58:42 2655 Magnomious : Hi Bob, it's Magnomious, just calling in to say i love the show, i don't have the time right now to enter this round, but just wanted to say i love the show, let's bankrupt the company! Sun Dec 4 11:58:58 2655 Jacaine : Alright, that's the plan Mag. Sun Dec 4 11:59:07 2655 Jacaine : The rules of the game are pretty simple Sun Dec 4 11:59:46 2655 Jacaine : Everyone who wishes to participate in the round transfers the amount for that round to our switch board operator, Jacaine, and gives him a prediction. Sun Dec 4 12:00:20 2655 Jacaine : When the money is all in, the number will be announced and the person who guessed closest will win the pot, get the chance to go for double or nothing, or go for...what's inside the box... Sun Dec 4 12:01:48 2655 Jacaine : Okay, we have two participants so far, does anyone else want to play this round? Sun Dec 4 12:02:19 2655 Joe : Hello Bob, Joe here. Long time listener, first time caller. I'd love to play the game. Sun Dec 4 12:03:25 2655 Jacaine : Okay, three people are playing so far, does anyone else want to get in on this? Sun Dec 4 12:04:11 2655 Jacaine : Well, we'll close the lines down and let the computer do its job. Sun Dec 4 12:04:28 2655 Jacaine : And the winner is FirstFuzz! Sun Dec 4 12:04:55 2655 Jacaine : Now Fuzz, as you know you have the chance to go for double or nothing, or take what's inside...the box... Sun Dec 4 12:05:03 2655 Jacaine : What will it be? Sun Dec 4 12:05:17 2655 Bri : THE BOX THE BOX!!!! Sun Dec 4 12:05:45 2655 FirstFuzz : double or nothing. Sun Dec 4 12:06:23 2655 Jacaine : Okay, since our range has now increased, we'll have to change the rules slightly. Sun Dec 4 12:07:31 2655 Jacaine : If you guess within 300, you will win 1500 credits. If you guess within 200, you will win 3000. And if you guess within 100, you will win 5000 credits. If you guess the number exactly, you will win 10,000! Sun Dec 4 12:07:52 2655 Jacaine : What is your guess? Sun Dec 4 12:09:56 2655 FirstFuzz : I guess 3001. Sun Dec 4 12:09:58 2655 Jacaine : Are you sure? Sun Dec 4 12:10:18 2655 FirstFuzz : Yes. Quite sure. Don't let them vacuum tubes fail me now, ENIAC! Sun Dec 4 12:11:00 2655 FirstFuzz : I'm the critin! Sun Dec 4 12:11:03 2655 Jacaine : And he wins 5000 credits! Sun Dec 4 12:11:41 2655 Jacaine : We're going to take a short break, then we'll be back for round two, where the stakes go even higher. Sun Dec 4 12:11:44 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Sun Dec 4 12:11:49 2655 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Sun Dec 4 12:12:12 2655 Jacaine : And we're back, how much should we play for this round? Sun Dec 4 12:13:15 2655 Jacaine : 500? Does 500 sound good? Sun Dec 4 12:13:28 2655 Joe : Bob, 500 sounds good to me. Sun Dec 4 12:13:38 2655 Jacaine : Okay, we have one taker for 500. Sun Dec 4 12:13:48 2655 Jacaine : Does anyone else want to play for 500? Sun Dec 4 12:13:52 2655 Bri : Sure bob Sun Dec 4 12:15:56 2655 Jacaine : Okay we hae four participants, that puts the pot at 2000 credits, once more you can win up to 10,000 credits, or take...the box... Sun Dec 4 12:16:09 2655 Jacaine : Does anyone else want to participate in this round? Sun Dec 4 12:16:42 2655 Jacaine : Okay, we'll be back after this. Sun Dec 4 12:16:44 2655 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Sun Dec 4 12:16:49 2655 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Sun Dec 4 12:17:40 2655 Jacaine : And we're back. Sun Dec 4 12:17:49 2655 Jacaine : Let's see what the ENIAC says... Sun Dec 4 12:18:08 2655 Jacaine : And the winner is Hetfield! Sun Dec 4 12:18:50 2655 Jacaine : Okay, so do you want your 2000 credit winnings, go for 10,000 or take...the box... Sun Dec 4 12:19:09 2655 Hetfield : I think I'll go for the box Bob Sun Dec 4 12:19:20 2655 Jacaine : He's going for the box! Sun Dec 4 12:19:28 2655 Jacaine : And your prize is...a brand new powercell! Sun Dec 4 12:19:49 2655 Hetfield : Sweet, I've always wanted one of those Sun Dec 4 12:19:56 2655 FirstFuzz : You're so stupid! Sun Dec 4 12:20:36 2655 Jacaine : Okay Hetfield, you can claim your prize at the studio after the broadcast. Sun Dec 4 12:20:50 2655 Jacaine : That means this 2,000 credits will carry over to the next round. Sun Dec 4 12:21:14 2655 Bri : That sounds like a plan to me Bob Sun Dec 4 12:21:23 2655 Jacaine : Okay, so how much should we make the entry fee this round? Sun Dec 4 12:21:38 2655 Joe : I'll go with 1,000 Bob. Sun Dec 4 12:21:54 2655 Jacaine : Any other takers for 1,000? Sun Dec 4 12:22:02 2655 Bri : I will agree with Joe for 1000 Sun Dec 4 12:22:15 2655 Jacaine : That will put the pot at at least 4000 Sun Dec 4 12:22:28 2655 Levanon : Hey, Bob... I'll go for 1000 Sun Dec 4 12:23:25 2655 Levanon : Actually.... The Company's coming down on me... No go Sun Dec 4 12:24:05 2655 Jacaine : Okay, you can win up to 80,000 credits this round! Sun Dec 4 12:24:24 2655 Jacaine : Aw hell...let's make it an even 100,000! Sun Dec 4 12:24:38 2655 Joe : Yeah, that's what I'm talking about Bob! Sun Dec 4 12:24:51 2655 Jacaine : People might say I'm crazy! Sun Dec 4 12:25:08 2655 Jacaine : People might say I need to change my medication! Sun Dec 4 12:25:12 2655 Magnomious : You're crazy, Bob@ Sun Dec 4 12:25:16 2655 Jacaine : I say, let's play for 100,000! Sun Dec 4 12:25:21 2655 Magnomious : You need to change your medication, Bob! Sun Dec 4 12:25:31 2655 Magnomious : Let's play for 100,000, Bob!;) Sun Dec 4 12:25:33 2655 Jacaine : And the the computer says... Sun Dec 4 12:26:00 2655 Jacaine : And the winner is Joe! Sun Dec 4 12:26:30 2655 Joe : Sun Dec 4 12:26:42 2655 Jacaine : Now Joe, you can walk away with 6,000 credits, play for 100,000 or go for...the box... Sun Dec 4 12:26:47 2655 Joe : Well Bob..I'm not too sure what I should go with... Sun Dec 4 12:27:02 2655 Joe : The box? No wait..the credits..no..the box! Sun Dec 4 12:27:06 2655 Joe : Bob..I'm picking the box! Sun Dec 4 12:27:11 2655 FirstFuzz : Unless there's a west mine pass in the box, I'd go for the double or nothing. Sun Dec 4 12:27:11 2655 Jacaine : He's going for the box! Sun Dec 4 12:27:40 2655 Jacaine : You have just won a brand new gun from Constitutional Sporting Goods! Sun Dec 4 12:27:58 2655 Joe : Alright! Sun Dec 4 12:27:58 2655 Jacaine : Next time your Foreman tries to rip you off, you can show him a thing or two. Sun Dec 4 12:28:03 2655 Joe : Thanks Bob! Sun Dec 4 12:28:22 2655 Jacaine : We'll be back with the final round, after this. Sun Dec 4 12:28:24 2655 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Sun Dec 4 12:28:29 2655 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Sun Dec 4 12:28:49 2655 Jacaine : Okay, it's time for the final round between today's two big winners Sun Dec 4 12:28:57 2655 Jacaine : Those are Joe and Firstfuzz Sun Dec 4 12:29:16 2655 FirstFuzz : That's me. Sun Dec 4 12:29:27 2655 Jacaine : I'll let you two decide how much money you want to wager on this round. Sun Dec 4 12:29:33 2655 Joe : Good luck FirstFuzz Sun Dec 4 12:29:50 2655 FirstFuzz : I'll let Joe decide. Sun Dec 4 12:30:13 2655 Joe : Hrm..that's a tough decision. Sun Dec 4 12:31:30 2655 Jacaine : While they decide, we'll take another break. Sun Dec 4 12:32:13 2655 Jacaine : Well, it seems our ad terminal is acting up, so I'll have to read the release. Sun Dec 4 12:32:29 2655 Jacaine : The Company is watching you, be vigilant. Sun Dec 4 12:32:41 2655 Jacaine : Now if that wasn't Orwellesque, I don't know what is. Sun Dec 4 12:33:14 2655 Joe : Okay Bob, we're ready. We're going to go with 5,000 credits! Sun Dec 4 12:34:12 2655 Joe : I had to go to one of those cut-throat loan sharks, Bob. But I'm feeling lucky! Sun Dec 4 12:35:00 2655 Jacaine : Okay, the wagers are in, so are the predictions. Sun Dec 4 12:35:13 2655 Jacaine : Let's see what ENIAC has to say... Sun Dec 4 12:35:50 2655 Jacaine : And the winner is... Sun Dec 4 12:36:02 2655 Jacaine : Joe! Sun Dec 4 12:36:23 2655 FirstFuzz : :falls to the ground, twitching. Sun Dec 4 12:36:38 2655 Jacaine : Now Joe, do you want to talk away with 10,000 credits or go in for 100,000? Sun Dec 4 12:36:40 2655 Joe : Yes! Thank God! I had a lot riding on this one, Bob! Mostly my legs and fingers! Sun Dec 4 12:36:54 2655 Joe : Oh god..what to do..what to do. Sun Dec 4 12:37:14 2655 Joe : You know what Bob, I'm going to go for the 100,000. I'll just go into hiding if I lose. Sun Dec 4 12:38:12 2655 Jacaine : Okay, once more we'll have you guess a number, and if it's within a given range of 6000, you will win 100,000. Sun Dec 4 12:38:47 2655 Jacaine : I don't believe it, Joe has just won the biggest payout in our game show's history! Sun Dec 4 12:38:54 2655 Joe : Oh my god! I won, I can't believe it! Sun Dec 4 12:39:11 2655 Joe : :hops up and down! Sun Dec 4 12:39:21 2655 Jacaine : Ladies and Gentlemen, and Hetfield Joe has just won 100,000! Sun Dec 4 12:39:50 2655 Jacaine : Thank you for all who played, you can come collect your prizes now. Sun Dec 4 12:40:06 2655 Joe : Uh Bob, can I get a security detail please? I don't want to be caught walking around with this many credits. Sun Dec 4 12:40:21 2655 Jacaine : I'll see if I can get ahold of Guido. Sun Dec 4 12:40:23 2655 Advertisement : Have you had your cigarette today? Sun Dec 4 12:40:28 2655 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Sun Dec 4 12:40:31 2655 FirstFuzz : You can hire me for 2000 cr/second Sun Dec 4 14:28:33 2655 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sun Dec 4 14:28:38 2655 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Wed Dec 7 16:51:01 2655 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Wed Dec 7 16:51:06 2655 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Wed Dec 7 16:51:32 2655 Jacaine : Well, they said I couldn't do it. They were wrong! Wed Dec 7 16:51:43 2655 Jacaine : They said it wouldn't work. They were wrong. Wed Dec 7 16:51:59 2655 Jacaine : But last week we gave away a 100,000 credit prize. Wed Dec 7 16:52:18 2655 Jacaine : It's time for... Wed Dec 7 16:52:27 2655 Jacaine : Guess that number! Wed Dec 7 16:52:38 2655 Jacaine : That's right! Wed Dec 7 16:53:00 2655 Jacaine : Today we're going to see just how much more we can give away. Wed Dec 7 16:53:13 2655 Jacaine : Let's not waste any time and let's get right into the game. Wed Dec 7 16:53:22 2655 Jacaine : I'm sure everyone knows the rules. Wed Dec 7 16:53:59 2655 Jacaine : What do you say we start off at 500 credits. Wed Dec 7 16:54:28 2655 Jacaine : Just transfer your wager and your guess of a number between 0 and 10,000 to our switchboard operator, Jacaine, to get things started. Wed Dec 7 16:56:43 2655 Magnomious : How many people are in, bob/ Wed Dec 7 16:56:48 2655 Jacaine : So far just one. Wed Dec 7 16:57:03 2655 Jacaine : Let me explain the rules one more time. Wed Dec 7 16:57:14 2655 Jacaine : Just transfer your wager and your guess of a number between 0 and 1000 to our switchboard operator, Jacaine, to get things started. Wed Dec 7 16:57:48 2655 Fernin : To win, do you have to guess the number exactly, or does the prize go to whoever is closest? Wed Dec 7 16:57:51 2655 Jacaine : I'm glad you asked. Wed Dec 7 16:58:16 2655 Jacaine : Whoever is the closest will win the entire pot, or have the chance to go for double or nothing or...take what's inside the box. Wed Dec 7 16:58:38 2655 Carinia : ooo whats in the box ;) Wed Dec 7 16:58:42 2655 Jacaine : You never know. Wed Dec 7 16:59:06 2655 Derfel : Not even you Bob? Wed Dec 7 16:59:07 2655 Jacaine : Well, of course I know. Wed Dec 7 16:59:31 2655 Jacaine : Okay, we have three participants, let's see if we can make this four. Wed Dec 7 17:00:04 2655 Jacaine : We'll let the rest of you decide whether or not you want to play, while we hear these messages. Wed Dec 7 17:00:10 2655 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Wed Dec 7 17:00:15 2655 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Wed Dec 7 17:01:30 2655 Jacaine : Maybe I wasn't too clear about the rules here. Wed Dec 7 17:02:37 2655 Jacaine : 500 credits is the bet for this round. Wed Dec 7 17:02:51 2655 Jacaine : We will be raising the stakes later on then. Wed Dec 7 17:04:25 2655 Jacaine : Okay, the lines are closing soon. Wed Dec 7 17:04:50 2655 Jacaine : And the number is... Wed Dec 7 17:05:14 2655 Jacaine : We seem to be experiencing technical difficulties, please hold on Wed Dec 7 17:05:54 2655 Jacaine : And the winner is Dariana. Wed Dec 7 17:06:06 2655 Jacaine : Who guessed 137. Wed Dec 7 17:06:14 2655 Dariana : Excellent! Wed Dec 7 17:06:26 2655 Jacaine : Now Dari, you have a choice. Wed Dec 7 17:06:51 2655 Jacaine : You can take the 3000 credits, or you can go for double or nothing, or take what's inside...the box... Wed Dec 7 17:07:25 2655 Derfel : Take the box! Wed Dec 7 17:07:30 2655 Dariana : Hey I'm takin' the box! Wed Dec 7 17:07:45 2655 Bri : Yeah!!! Wed Dec 7 17:07:51 2655 Jacaine : Are you sure that's what you want? Wed Dec 7 17:08:18 2655 Dariana : Sweetie, I know what I want. Wed Dec 7 17:08:37 2655 Jacaine : Okay, and the box has... Wed Dec 7 17:08:45 2655 Jacaine : A bag of jelly beans. Wed Dec 7 17:09:02 2655 Derfel : Hurray! Wed Dec 7 17:09:06 2655 Jacaine : You can collect your prize at the studio after the broadcast. Wed Dec 7 17:09:10 2655 Dariana : Neat! I like those. Wed Dec 7 17:09:20 2655 Jacaine : We'll be back, after this. Wed Dec 7 17:09:24 2655 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Wed Dec 7 17:09:29 2655 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Wed Dec 7 17:10:27 2655 Jacaine : We're back, and it's time to raise the stakes a little. Wed Dec 7 17:10:48 2655 Jacaine : What do you say...1000 credits? Wed Dec 7 17:11:34 2655 Jacaine : We have a new assistant on the show. She'll be handling the cash transactions for the game show. Wed Dec 7 17:11:47 2655 Carinia : Hi all! Wed Dec 7 17:12:29 2655 Jacaine : Okay, I guess I can handle things this round. Wed Dec 7 17:12:42 2655 Jacaine : We already have two participants for the 1000 credit round. Wed Dec 7 17:14:10 2655 Jacaine : Okay, we're up to four players. Wed Dec 7 17:15:31 2655 Jacaine : Okay, 6 participants. Wed Dec 7 17:15:45 2655 Jacaine : That means you can win up to 50,000 or more! Wed Dec 7 17:15:59 2655 Jacaine : And the number is... Wed Dec 7 17:16:30 2655 Jacaine : And the winner is Magnomious Wed Dec 7 17:16:42 2655 Jacaine : Never Thought I'd see the day. Wed Dec 7 17:16:58 2655 Carinia : Ohh congratulations Magnomious! Wed Dec 7 17:17:12 2655 Magnomious : That's right Bob. Say it again. "Magnomious is a winner." Wed Dec 7 17:17:18 2655 Jacaine : Only in this game. Wed Dec 7 17:17:32 2655 Jacaine : Now Mag, you have a choice Wed Dec 7 17:17:40 2655 Jacaine : You can take the 12,000 credits Wed Dec 7 17:17:56 2655 Jacaine : Go for double or nothing Wed Dec 7 17:18:25 2655 Jacaine : Or take...the box Wed Dec 7 17:18:49 2655 Jacaine : Take what's inside of the box I should say. Wed Dec 7 17:19:23 2655 Magnomious : I think i'm going to have to take the 12,000 credits, Bob. Wed Dec 7 17:19:35 2655 Jacaine : And here I thought you were a gambling man Wed Dec 7 17:19:47 2655 Derfel : Aww! Your no fun Mag! Wed Dec 7 17:19:50 2655 Jacaine : You don't want the chance to win 50,000 credits? Wed Dec 7 17:20:25 2655 Magnomious : I don't gamble, Bob. I make educated decisions to maximize my profit. I got lucky Bob, i realize that. ;) Wed Dec 7 17:20:51 2655 Jacaine : Okay, he's taking the money, nothing wrong with that. Wed Dec 7 17:20:59 2655 Jacaine : 12,000 is a sizable sum. Maybe next round. Wed Dec 7 17:21:02 2655 Carinia : What a wuss. Wed Dec 7 17:21:09 2655 Jacaine : Congratulations Magno. Wed Dec 7 17:21:29 2655 Jacaine : When we return, the stakes will be up to 5000 credits per person. Wed Dec 7 17:21:34 2655 Carinia : Me, I like a man with gambling style Wed Dec 7 17:21:37 2655 Jacaine : And now a word from our sponsor. Wed Dec 7 17:21:52 2655 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Wed Dec 7 17:21:57 2655 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Wed Dec 7 17:22:18 2655 Jacaine : Ah yes. The Company. Wed Dec 7 17:22:25 2655 Jacaine : The Company does look after you. Wed Dec 7 17:22:48 2655 Jacaine : And we're back. Wed Dec 7 17:23:05 2655 Carinia : Big stakes this time bob! Wed Dec 7 17:23:09 2655 Jacaine : Yes, Derfel has just shown me how brainwashed he is. Wed Dec 7 17:23:13 2655 Jacaine : That's right Chesty Wed Dec 7 17:23:17 2655 Jacaine : This is the big money round. Wed Dec 7 17:23:27 2655 Jacaine : Prizes here can total in excess of 150,000! Wed Dec 7 17:23:35 2655 Jacaine : Who's ready to play for the big money? Wed Dec 7 17:24:46 2655 Carinia : Oh i love it when the stakes are high! Its so thrilling! Wed Dec 7 17:24:47 2655 Jacaine : Okay, we have two players this round. Wed Dec 7 17:24:54 2655 Jacaine : It certainly is chesty. Wed Dec 7 17:25:08 2655 Jacaine : And speaking of high stakes, it's a little nipply in here. Wed Dec 7 17:25:21 2655 Carinia : Oops, sorry Wed Dec 7 17:25:40 2655 Jacaine : Okay, now we're doing good. 3 participants. Wed Dec 7 17:26:07 2655 Jacaine : 60,000 is the maximum pot right now, let's see if we can put it over 100k. Wed Dec 7 17:26:18 2655 Jacaine : Magno, how about joining in, you'll still be 7k ahead Wed Dec 7 17:27:13 2655 Jacaine : I have just been informed that Magnomious is going to play this round. Wed Dec 7 17:27:57 2655 Jacaine : The pot now stands at 25,000 credits Wed Dec 7 17:28:12 2655 Jacaine : Which means you could win up to 100k! Wed Dec 7 17:28:35 2655 Jacaine : The money keeps coming in as I speak! Wed Dec 7 17:29:15 2655 Jacaine : Well, Bri wants to join in too, but she needs to run off and sell some stocks. I think we can wait for her. Wed Dec 7 17:29:19 2655 Carinia : Imagine what you could spend with that money! Wed Dec 7 17:29:35 2655 Jacaine : I know Chesty. Wed Dec 7 17:29:47 2655 Jacaine : All the drinks, the guns...well, that's pretty much it. Wed Dec 7 17:30:16 2655 Jacaine : Neither KORE, the Company, it's advetisors nor affiliates condone the use of firearms and alcohol. Wed Dec 7 17:30:30 2655 Jacaine : Okay, and it looks like we're ready to get that number. Wed Dec 7 17:30:42 2655 Jacaine : What is it ENIAC? Wed Dec 7 17:30:59 2655 Jacaine : And the winner is Derfel! Wed Dec 7 17:31:15 2655 Derfel : Awesome! Wed Dec 7 17:31:15 2655 Jacaine : Now Derfel, you have some choices. Wed Dec 7 17:31:20 2655 Carinia : Congratulations Derfel! Wed Dec 7 17:31:27 2655 Derfel : That's the first thing i've won in my life! Wed Dec 7 17:31:46 2655 Jacaine : You can take the 30,000 - go for 120,000 or take the box. Wed Dec 7 17:31:53 2655 Derfel : What's the lump sum Bob? Wed Dec 7 17:32:01 2655 Carinia : Derfel is sexy, he has to go for it Wed Dec 7 17:32:10 2655 Derfel : What's the double or nothing game? Wed Dec 7 17:32:49 2655 Jacaine : Well Derfel, I'm glad you asked. Wed Dec 7 17:33:00 2655 Jacaine : You guess a number, much like before. Wed Dec 7 17:33:16 2655 Jacaine : If you are within 200, you will win double the original prize. Wed Dec 7 17:33:25 2655 Jacaine : If you are within 100, you will win triple. Wed Dec 7 17:33:36 2655 Jacaine : If you are within 50, you will win quadruple. Wed Dec 7 17:33:47 2655 Jacaine : And if you guess it exactly...well...we'll see when that happens! Wed Dec 7 17:33:59 2655 Derfel : Hell Bob, I got the credits, let's make it interesting and go for it. Wed Dec 7 17:34:00 2655 Jacaine : And what's your guess going to be? Wed Dec 7 17:34:00 2655 Carinia : I knew he was sexy Wed Dec 7 17:34:34 2655 Derfel : 600 Bob. Wed Dec 7 17:35:00 2655 Jacaine : And what's your number ENIAC? Wed Dec 7 17:35:11 2655 Jacaine : Oh...I'm sorry. Wed Dec 7 17:35:13 2655 Carinia : Ohh thats to bad Wed Dec 7 17:35:21 2655 Derfel : So close! Wed Dec 7 17:35:24 2655 Jacaine : But you won't leave empty handed, we do have some consolation prizes. Wed Dec 7 17:35:30 2655 Jacaine : Tell him what he's won, Chesty! Wed Dec 7 17:35:57 2655 Carinia : A box prize! Wed Dec 7 17:36:07 2655 Jacaine : And what's in the box Chesty? Wed Dec 7 17:36:17 2655 Carinia : Including a balloon and a mini teddy! And its a green balloon, so you know its good. Wed Dec 7 17:36:33 2655 Derfel : Awesome!! Wed Dec 7 17:36:47 2655 Derfel : I was thinking a Bolter or two, but balloons are nice. Wed Dec 7 17:36:58 2655 Jacaine : Hehe, well...maybe next time. Wed Dec 7 17:37:24 2655 Jacaine : Okay, it's time for the final round. Wed Dec 7 17:37:37 2655 Jacaine : We will continue, after this. Wed Dec 7 17:37:40 2655 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Wed Dec 7 17:37:45 2655 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Wed Dec 7 17:38:29 2655 Jacaine : Okay, this round will be between today's big winners, which are Magnomious and...err... Wed Dec 7 17:38:46 2655 Jacaine : Dariana. Wed Dec 7 17:39:11 2655 Dariana : Hey, what's with the 'err'? Wed Dec 7 17:39:19 2655 Jacaine : My assistant walked off with the prize sheets. Wed Dec 7 17:39:38 2655 Jacaine : The rules this round are the same as before, but I'll let you two decide how much you're playing for. Wed Dec 7 17:39:49 2655 Derfel : She just can't help looking at my name. Wed Dec 7 17:40:19 2655 Jacaine : And how much will that be? Wed Dec 7 17:40:43 2655 Dariana : 50 000 Wed Dec 7 17:40:44 2655 Jacaine : Well...it seems Magnomious isn't available at the moment, so I guess we're going to have to go to Derfel. Wed Dec 7 17:40:51 2655 Jacaine : Derfel, are you up for playing for 50,000? Wed Dec 7 17:41:11 2655 Derfel : Of course Bob. Wed Dec 7 17:42:01 2655 Jacaine : Okay, transfer your funds in and give me your guesses. Wed Dec 7 17:43:03 2655 Jacaine : Okay, this should be interesting. Wed Dec 7 17:43:12 2655 Jacaine : What is the number? Wed Dec 7 17:44:05 2655 Jacaine : Well, Dariana picked 379 Wed Dec 7 17:44:19 2655 Jacaine : Derfel picked... Wed Dec 7 17:44:25 2655 Jacaine : 345 Wed Dec 7 17:44:39 2655 Derfel : Good game Dariana! Wed Dec 7 17:44:51 2655 Jacaine : Derfel is today's big winner! Wed Dec 7 17:44:58 2655 Dariana : Yeah that was close. Wed Dec 7 17:45:06 2655 Dariana : Congrats! Wed Dec 7 17:45:16 2655 Derfel : I've gotten my revenge on ENIAC! Wed Dec 7 17:45:47 2655 Jacaine : That concludes this installment of Guess That Number! those of you who won prizes may pick them up in the studio. Wed Dec 7 17:46:06 2655 Jacaine : I'm Bob Williamson, thank you and goodnight. Fri Jan 20 21:11:01 2656 Jacaine : Hello Core, this is Frank Starbuck and do we have a day in store for you. Due to the popularity of that gameshow, "Guess that Number," our programming director has decided to put more game shows on the programming schedule, so I am pleased to kick off the first installment of, "Mental Madness." Fri Jan 20 21:11:46 2656 Jacaine : The rules of the game are pretty simple. Fri Jan 20 21:12:12 2656 Jacaine : I will announce an emotion or character trait. Fri Jan 20 21:12:45 2656 Jacaine : You the listeners will have to go out and find an item that somehow represents this trait and turn it in to my assistant, Busty Larue, at the KORE studios. Fri Jan 20 21:12:53 2656 Jacaine : Prizes will be awarded for creativity. Fri Jan 20 21:13:17 2656 Jacaine : Does everyone understand the rules of the game? Fri Jan 20 21:14:59 2656 Jacaine : Okay players and listeners alike...bring me angst! Fri Jan 20 21:15:27 2656 Jacaine : You have three minutes. Fri Jan 20 21:15:40 2656 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Fri Jan 20 21:15:45 2656 Advertisement : You look tense, smoke a bowl! Fri Jan 20 21:16:41 2656 Jacaine : I'm sorry, there seems to have been some confusion, drop the items off in the KORE lobby. Fri Jan 20 21:17:37 2656 Jacaine : One minute Fri Jan 20 21:18:56 2656 Jacaine : And that is time, Busty, would you come in here and tell our listeners what everyone brought? Fri Jan 20 21:19:51 2656 Jacaine : Sorry folks, we seem to be experiencing technical difficulties Fri Jan 20 21:20:06 2656 Carinia : We got some real fun stuff Frank!! Our 4 finalist brought in a corpse of neelo, corpse of Tawny, a dead bunny rabit, and a diamond blade! Fri Jan 20 21:21:00 2656 Jacaine : Well, I would certainly say that Tawny's corpse, or the bunny would signify angst more than Neelo...but who brought in the diamond blade? Fri Jan 20 21:21:26 2656 Carinia : Our very own Johnson! Fri Jan 20 21:21:26 2656 Carinia : Our very own Johnson! Fri Jan 20 21:21:37 2656 Jacaine : Please note that neither KORE radio, nor its advertisers condone the murdering of company officials or fluffy bunnies. Fri Jan 20 21:23:12 2656 Jacaine : Busty and I have just -psst, put your bra back on - discussed it Fri Jan 20 21:23:33 2656 Jacaine : And the winner is Cenna, for being so angry, she killed a little bunny. Fri Jan 20 21:24:36 2656 Jacaine : Your prize is a very blunt weapon. A ball and chain to be precise. Fri Jan 20 21:24:47 2656 Jacaine : Now you can smash more bunnies and feel no remorse. Fri Jan 20 21:25:58 2656 Jacaine : Next up, I'm looking for confusion, bring me confusion and you might win yourselves a prize. Fri Jan 20 21:26:10 2656 Jacaine : Once again, three minutes. Fri Jan 20 21:26:14 2656 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Fri Jan 20 21:26:19 2656 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Fri Jan 20 21:27:48 2656 Jacaine : How we doing busty? Fri Jan 20 21:30:59 2656 Jacaine : And I think that's time. Fri Jan 20 21:31:10 2656 Jacaine : What do we have Busty? Fri Jan 20 21:31:35 2656 Carinia : Well.. sorry.. we only had two entries, Rolfe's example of a pound of weed, and well, Mine with the corpse of Busty Fri Jan 20 21:32:06 2656 Carinia : Err.. i mean the grey doll Fri Jan 20 21:32:10 2656 Jacaine : That's quite a feat there Busty...quite a feat Fri Jan 20 21:32:19 2656 Carinia : Im all talent Fri Jan 20 21:32:32 2656 Jacaine : She certainly is folks, you should see her holovids. Fri Jan 20 21:32:54 2656 Jacaine : And if my wife is listening, that's not me in them... Fri Jan 20 21:34:04 2656 Carinia : And the winner is.. Rolfe with his one pound of weed!! Fri Jan 20 21:34:38 2656 Jacaine : Okay, we'll do one more for the night Fri Jan 20 21:34:51 2656 Jacaine : What I'm looking for now is integrity. Fri Jan 20 21:35:16 2656 Jacaine : I never said this would be easy Fri Jan 20 21:35:48 2656 Jacaine : Integrity is what I'm after Fri Jan 20 21:35:54 2656 Jacaine : Don't look to Jim or Karl for that. Fri Jan 20 21:35:59 2656 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Fri Jan 20 21:36:04 2656 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Fri Jan 20 21:36:46 2656 Carinia : And we have our first entry! Fri Jan 20 21:36:51 2656 Jacaine : Are you gulliable? Do you do everything you are told? We can help! Please, send us all your money and credit card numbers. Fri Jan 20 21:37:02 2656 Jacaine : Who let him on? Fri Jan 20 21:38:31 2656 Jacaine : Are the worries of the world letting you down? Do you not have a benificiary in your will? We would be more than happy to fill that void in your life and bring you to your peace. Fri Jan 20 21:38:49 2656 Jacaine : Okay, that's it. Security! Fri Jan 20 21:39:17 2656 Jacaine : Before we have anymore interruptions, let's draw this round to a close. Fri Jan 20 21:40:07 2656 Jacaine : Busty? Fri Jan 20 21:40:11 2656 Carinia : After carefully analyzing the entries of a teddy bear, the head of edwardio, a dead resting guard, and a promise ring... weve decided the winner is Karl Schillers Promise ring! Fri Jan 20 21:41:47 2656 Jacaine : And what has he won? Fri Jan 20 21:42:07 2656 Carinia : Karl has won a selection of drinks from the DH! On account of his wife and all Fri Jan 20 21:42:37 2656 Carinia : Whats our next clue, Frank? Fri Jan 20 21:42:56 2656 Jacaine : Well Busty, let's make things interesting this round. Fri Jan 20 21:43:10 2656 Carinia : Upping the ante are we? Fri Jan 20 21:43:12 2656 Jacaine : How about void. Fri Jan 20 21:43:27 2656 Carinia : You heard it folks.. void is the word! Fri Jan 20 21:44:36 2656 Jacaine : Guys...this is Darkcat, your new Company President! I command that you all give me your money now. And bio blasters. Yeah! Fri Jan 20 21:44:57 2656 Jacaine : *shoots Darkcat in the head* Fri Jan 20 21:45:04 2656 Jacaine : Well, that settles that. Fri Jan 20 21:46:23 2656 Jacaine : What's the word Busty? Fri Jan 20 21:46:48 2656 Carinia : We might have to wait for more entries.. we have one real one.. and well one that doesnt meet the requirements. Fri Jan 20 21:47:39 2656 Jacaine : Busty...not under the desk...we're doing a broadcast... Fri Jan 20 21:48:52 2656 Jacaine : Do we have enough for the contest? Fri Jan 20 21:48:58 2656 Carinia : *giggles* Okay.. I think were ready! Fri Jan 20 21:49:24 2656 Carinia : We have an entry of a broken bottle by Cenna, a forged void from Karl, and nothing from Hetfield! Fri Jan 20 21:49:40 2656 Carinia : Oh sorry, empty bottle. Not broken :) Fri Jan 20 21:50:02 2656 Jacaine : How does one forge a void? Fri Jan 20 21:50:26 2656 Carinia : Well.. its just a gun he calls void, really... Fri Jan 20 21:51:41 2656 Carinia : because we cannot accept Hetfields entry of nothing, as the rules state he has to have an item.... Fri Jan 20 21:52:26 2656 Carinia : Which means his entry is void and therefor, awesomely in tune with the rules... Fri Jan 20 21:52:38 2656 Carinia : and Johnson and Cenna both had empty bottles.. Fri Jan 20 21:52:50 2656 Carinia : I say we have 3 winners in this contest! Fri Jan 20 21:53:22 2656 Carinia : Congrats Cenna, Hetfield, and Johnson! Fri Jan 20 21:54:48 2656 Carinia : Well.. one more round folks? Fri Jan 20 21:55:29 2656 Jacaine : We can do one more round, we have some prizes left. Fri Jan 20 21:56:21 2656 Jacaine : The theme this time is advent. Fri Jan 20 21:56:27 2656 Carinia : Advent? Fri Jan 20 21:56:38 2656 Jacaine : Advent, as in begining. The onset. Fri Jan 20 21:59:07 2656 Jacaine : How are we doing Busty? Fri Jan 20 22:02:39 2656 Carinia : So we have an entry of thomas from karl, trainee uniform from johnson, bullet from het, and a promise ring from cenna that karl just gave her! Fri Jan 20 22:02:57 2656 Jacaine : So she doesn't want to be with Karl either, eh? Fri Jan 20 22:03:17 2656 Carinia : Maybe i should have kept that from hsi wife.. Dont worry Karl, shes not listening! Fri Jan 20 22:04:09 2656 Jacaine : Wait...Karl just gave Cenna the promise ring, and he's currently married? Fri Jan 20 22:04:14 2656 Jacaine : We're not here to judge. Fri Jan 20 22:04:24 2656 Carinia : Its the beginning to an affair of love! Fri Jan 20 22:04:33 2656 Carinia : Har har. Fri Jan 20 22:04:53 2656 Carinia : Although I have to say... all of them look like winners to me Frank. Fri Jan 20 22:04:54 2656 Johnson : cant judge not allowed to cant judge Fri Jan 20 22:05:19 2656 Jacaine : I would say so. Fri Jan 20 22:05:42 2656 Jacaine : I think that concludes this installment of our game, now pardon me while I track down Darkcat. Fri Jan 20 22:05:46 2656 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Fri Jan 20 22:05:51 2656 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Fri Jan 20 22:06:57 2656 Carinia : To our winners: Congratulations on your selection of Candy, straight from nympho dome! Fri Feb 17 00:12:23 2656 Karl Schiller : Testing... Fri Feb 17 00:12:35 2656 Karl Schiller : This is a test of the KORE Broadcasting System. Fri Feb 17 00:12:42 2656 Karl Schiller : This is only a test. Fri Feb 17 19:02:42 2656 Jacaine : It's 19:00 hours, that means it's time for the Powercell. On tonights show - dead Casino Guards - where is all the money? And a few more topics we'll cover in due time. Fri Feb 17 19:02:48 2656 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Fri Feb 17 19:02:53 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Fri Feb 17 19:03:13 2656 Karl Schiller : Good evening, Cable. Fri Feb 17 19:03:29 2656 Karl Schiller : Good evening, Core! Welcome to tonight's Powercell. Fri Feb 17 19:04:00 2656 Karl Schiller : Appears we've had some goings-on out in the Nympho Dome this week. Officials are reporting that several Casino Guards have turned up missing. Fri Feb 17 19:04:11 2656 Jacaine : No bodies have ben found. Fri Feb 17 19:04:35 2656 Karl Schiller : We've spoken with Guido, who's obviously concerned about this recent turn of events. Fri Feb 17 19:04:52 2656 Karl Schiller : Here's a brief clip of that interview. Fri Feb 17 19:05:15 2656 Jacaine : All the money is gone, y'know...I can't even take my cut. Fri Feb 17 19:05:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Guido, what do YOU think is going on? Fri Feb 17 19:05:57 2656 Jacaine : The guards are being killed. Fri Feb 17 19:06:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Er, yes, we know that. Our reports indicate that more than a few guards have met with an untimely demise. Isn't this going to affect Security in the Casino? Fri Feb 17 19:07:05 2656 Jacaine : If gamblers want to cheat in my casino, they'll have more to worry about than dead guards. Just ask Rolfe, capiche? Fri Feb 17 19:07:23 2656 Jacaine : They ain't got no respect. Fri Feb 17 19:07:36 2656 Karl Schiller : So you don't expect this to cause any problems, or any hazards to miners in your Casino? Fri Feb 17 19:07:42 2656 Jacaine : Now my linguini is cold, this upsets me. Fri Feb 17 19:08:09 2656 Jacaine : Err...yes...thank you Guido. Fri Feb 17 19:08:20 2656 Karl Schiller : Cable, what's your take on this development. Obviously Guido isn't going to ever be completely forthright. The Rolfe incident proved that. Fri Feb 17 19:09:06 2656 Jacaine : The Nympho Dome casino has lost more money in the past two years than Urban Fashions, I doubt greed had anything to do with the incidents. Fri Feb 17 19:09:36 2656 Karl Schiller : That's a good point. Fri Feb 17 19:09:48 2656 Karl Schiller : We'll have to continue the investigations into this matter. Fri Feb 17 19:10:06 2656 Karl Schiller : Do we have a psychopathic maniac on the loose? Several? Fri Feb 17 19:10:20 2656 Jacaine : In other news, Corezite R&D man, Nigel, was seen once again walking around in drag...this is the fourth reported incident this year. Fri Feb 17 19:10:46 2656 Karl Schiller : Who's stash did he steal from this time, Cable? Fri Feb 17 19:10:58 2656 Jacaine : Now Phil, you know that I'm not one to judge someone by their lifestyle, but as a high-ranking official within the company, don't you agree that he has to act with a certain decorum? Fri Feb 17 19:11:35 2656 Karl Schiller : Absolutely. But you can't squeeze mithril out of iron, Cable. Some things are too much to ask for, I suppose. Fri Feb 17 19:11:58 2656 Jacaine : At least he didn't solicit anyone this time. Fri Feb 17 19:12:21 2656 Karl Schiller : We'll have to get some video footage next time. I'm hoping he's not still wearing those jet-black stiletto heels again. Fri Feb 17 19:12:39 2656 Jacaine : We can only hope, Phil. Fri Feb 17 19:13:00 2656 Karl Schiller : We'll be back after this quick break. Fri Feb 17 19:13:04 2656 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Fri Feb 17 19:13:09 2656 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Fri Feb 17 19:14:09 2656 Karl Schiller : Thanks for sticking with us, folks! Fri Feb 17 19:14:36 2656 Karl Schiller : Station management also wants me to remind the colony that KORE is hiring. Fri Feb 17 19:14:57 2656 Karl Schiller : Think you've got what it takes to join the media? Fri Feb 17 19:15:04 2656 Karl Schiller : Maybe you're handy with a Hover-cam. Fri Feb 17 19:15:20 2656 Karl Schiller : Or maybe you've got a face that was just made for radio. Either way, check out the KORE terminal today. Fri Feb 17 19:15:27 2656 Karl Schiller : Now, back to The Powercell. Fri Feb 17 19:15:46 2656 Karl Schiller : Today, we're fortunate enough to have a Company executive visiting us all the way from Earth. Fri Feb 17 19:16:03 2656 Jacaine : Thanks for having me Phil. Fri Feb 17 19:16:23 2656 Karl Schiller : Yes, that's Colin Whitehead, Director of Interstellar Relations for The Company. Fri Feb 17 19:16:32 2656 Karl Schiller : Welcome to Core, Colin, it's really great to have you here. Fri Feb 17 19:16:41 2656 Jacaine : Nice to be here. Fri Feb 17 19:16:47 2656 Jacaine : Interesting setup Cox has going. Fri Feb 17 19:16:52 2656 Karl Schiller : What brings you all the way out to Core to visit with us? Fri Feb 17 19:17:23 2656 Jacaine : Well, my boss has me making rounds in this quadrant of the galaxy, I'll be touring Orion's belt in a few weeks. Fri Feb 17 19:18:18 2656 Karl Schiller : We're certainly pleased whenever a Company official can make it out here. I'm sure you can tell that Vice President Cox is doing a fantastic job. Profits are at an all time high. Fri Feb 17 19:18:37 2656 Jacaine : Actually, I was called in to do some investigation on Cox. Fri Feb 17 19:18:50 2656 Jacaine : Now what's this I heard about the R&D man dressing up in drag? Fri Feb 17 19:18:53 2656 Karl Schiller : Er, um, er, really? Fri Feb 17 19:19:22 2656 Jacaine : Ore export reports and payroll sheets aren't adding up as they should be. Fri Feb 17 19:19:39 2656 Jacaine : I don't want to jump to any conclusions, that's not my department. Fri Feb 17 19:19:55 2656 Karl Schiller : Yes, we've had a few reports of our Corezite R&D man wandering around the colony in some Nympho clothing. No doubt Vice President Cox is handling these issues. Fri Feb 17 19:20:11 2656 Karl Schiller : So, er, how long will be hosting you here on Core? Fri Feb 17 19:20:18 2656 Jacaine : From the footage I've seen, he is definitely taking a hands-on approach to the issue... Fri Feb 17 19:20:29 2656 Jacaine : I should be here through the weekend. Fri Feb 17 19:21:17 2656 Karl Schiller : Colin, I can guarantee you that those stories are exaggerated. Vice President Cox had nothing to do with either the Nympho that was found dead outside the main airlock last week, or the one that was deported yesterday. We've been assured by his office. Fri Feb 17 19:21:54 2656 Jacaine : I also assume that Jeremy Gilbert really did accidentially stab himself in the stomach while shaving last Tuesday? Fri Feb 17 19:22:36 2656 Karl Schiller : That's what the official investigation reported. We here at KORE have no reason to doubt the veracity of these reports. It's obvious that the DNA of Vice President Cox was illicitly planted in these incidents. Fri Feb 17 19:22:48 2656 Jacaine : Indeed. Fri Feb 17 19:23:09 2656 Jacaine : But it's not my department, so long as it doesn't have a negative affect on the morale of the Company. Fri Feb 17 19:23:15 2656 Karl Schiller : Shaving can be quite dangerous in low gravity. Especially for newbies to the colony. Do be careful yourself, Mr. Whitehead. Fri Feb 17 19:23:58 2656 Karl Schiller : And morale has never been higher here. Clearly such good fortune has trickled down from upper management. Fri Feb 17 19:23:58 2656 Jacaine : I have to do some exploration outside the dome, do some mineral reports. Just hope my environment suit holds up. Fri Feb 17 19:24:10 2656 Karl Schiller : Yes, we all hope so. Fri Feb 17 19:24:57 2656 Karl Schiller : Thank you again, Colin, for joining us here tonight on The Powercell. We wish you safe travels! Fri Feb 17 19:25:07 2656 Jacaine : Thank you. Fri Feb 17 19:25:12 2656 Karl Schiller : Let's take this moment for a quick break. Fri Feb 17 19:25:16 2656 Advertisement : Is your armour cramping your style? Visit Urban Fashions and express yourself today! Fri Feb 17 19:25:21 2656 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Fri Feb 17 19:25:44 2656 Jacaine : This just in: Drinking alcohol is good for you. This study brought to you by...your friends at the Drunken Heptosquid. Fri Feb 17 19:25:49 2656 Jacaine : Erm...well then... Fri Feb 17 19:25:56 2656 Jacaine : All in the name of science I suppose. Fri Feb 17 19:26:01 2656 Karl Schiller : Can't imagine who didn't know that, Cable. Fri Feb 17 19:26:28 2656 Jacaine : Well, it's Friday and it's been a slow news week, so we'll open the lines to anything you want to talk about. Whether we care about it or not. Fri Feb 17 19:27:32 2656 Karl Schiller : That's right. Feel free to call in to the station and voice your opinions on anything going on around the colony. Fri Feb 17 19:28:44 2656 Mek : So what was this Rolfe incident you're all talking about? I missed it. Fri Feb 17 19:28:52 2656 Karl Schiller : Cable? Fri Feb 17 19:29:04 2656 Jacaine : A month or so ago, Rofle was putting bounties out on Neelo, who has close ties with Guido. Fri Feb 17 19:29:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Risky. You really don't want to f- mess with those guys. Fri Feb 17 19:29:27 2656 Jacaine : Guido wasn't too happy about a hit being put on his friend, so he hunted down Rolfe and...well...you can imagine. Fri Feb 17 19:29:47 2656 Karl Schiller : Cable, I heard Rolfe did a little time, too, for holding up City Pub. Fri Feb 17 19:29:48 2656 Jacaine : Say what you want Phil, there's no standards of practice at THIS station. Fri Feb 17 19:30:01 2656 Jacaine : He may have Phil...he may have... Fri Feb 17 19:30:15 2656 Karl Schiller : It's so sad when a good miner loses it like that. Fri Feb 17 19:30:25 2656 Jacaine : Which brings up an interesting point. Fri Feb 17 19:30:45 2656 Jacaine : Why doesn't Guido make his precense stronger? Fri Feb 17 19:30:59 2656 Jacaine : If his employees are being slaughtered, you'd think he'd act on it. Fri Feb 17 19:31:11 2656 Jacaine : Or at least control the market on something else if his casino is in the red. Fri Feb 17 19:31:17 2656 Karl Schiller : Good question. I wonder what sort of changes we might see down at the Casino in the near future. Fri Feb 17 19:31:24 2656 Jacaine : Unless it's a front. Fri Feb 17 19:31:31 2656 Jacaine : Which would answer all to much. Fri Feb 17 19:31:46 2656 Karl Schiller : Mek, thanks for the call. It's concerned citizens like you that make Core run so smoothly. Fri Feb 17 19:32:07 2656 Jacaine : Anyone else out there want to call in? Fri Feb 17 19:32:18 2656 Karl Schiller : We still have some time left--it's your forum. Fri Feb 17 19:33:08 2656 Karl Schiller : Phil, Cable, is it true that Mythlir was also seen with Nigel in drag? Fri Feb 17 19:33:26 2656 Karl Schiller : Errr. Fri Feb 17 19:33:28 2656 Jacaine : Cut back on your medication Phil Fri Feb 17 19:33:39 2656 Karl Schiller : Dammit I'm still mad at that Colin Whitehead for lying about Cox. Fri Feb 17 19:33:44 2656 Jacaine : Well...I'm not sure how true that is. Fri Feb 17 19:34:01 2656 Jacaine : Mythlir might be able to speak more on the subject, though I'm pretty sure I know what he'd say. Fri Feb 17 19:34:14 2656 Karl Schiller : How's that? He has a history of this sort of thing? Fri Feb 17 19:34:34 2656 Jacaine : If it's true, he'd deny it, if it's false he'd deny it. Fri Feb 17 19:35:19 2656 Mythlir : lies all lies, It was Karl impersonating us both Fri Feb 17 19:36:04 2656 Karl Schiller : That's not true. You wore the green pumps. Mine were blue. Fri Feb 17 19:36:20 2656 Jacaine : Er...well...um, yes... Fri Feb 17 19:36:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Great, a cross-dressing catfight. We really don't have the time for this. Fri Feb 17 19:36:26 2656 Jacaine : That's all the time we have for today. Fri Feb 17 19:36:37 2656 Karl Schiller : Thankfully. Fri Feb 17 19:36:48 2656 Jacaine : Give me back my purse! Fri Feb 17 19:36:57 2656 Karl Schiller : OK that's ENOUGH of that. Fri Feb 17 19:36:59 2656 Karl Schiller : Ahem. Fri Feb 17 19:37:08 2656 Advertisement : Have you had your cigarette today? Fri Feb 17 19:37:13 2656 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Sat Feb 18 16:01:07 2656 Karl Schiller : Greetings again, KORE! Just a quick news announcement. Sat Feb 18 16:01:17 2656 Karl Schiller : But first, a word from our fine advertisers! Sat Feb 18 16:01:20 2656 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Sat Feb 18 16:01:25 2656 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Sat Feb 18 16:01:34 2656 Karl Schiller : Ayup, there you go. Sat Feb 18 16:01:56 2656 Karl Schiller : We here at KORE wish to extend condolences to Wuensche, who was the victim of a tragic tactical missile accident today. Sat Feb 18 16:02:11 2656 Karl Schiller : Wuensche, fondly remembered by... Sat Feb 18 16:02:18 2656 Karl Schiller : (where the hell is it?) Sat Feb 18 16:02:28 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, folks, I guess he's not fondly remembered. Sat Feb 18 16:02:53 2656 Karl Schiller : KORE recommends you drown your sorrows and pay your final respects at the Drunken Heptosquid. Sat Feb 18 16:03:29 2656 Karl Schiller : In honor of this occasion, the Drunken Heptosquid will only serve drinks in bottles replete with misspellings. And they'll charge double, probably. Sat Feb 18 16:04:03 2656 Karl Schiller : KORE would like to remind the rest of the colony, however, that this was a one-time incident likely brought on by Wuensche's ineptitude and is not likely to be repeated in the near future. Sat Feb 18 16:04:17 2656 Karl Schiller : We've got everything under control down here. Sorry about the scare. Sat Feb 18 16:04:40 2656 Karl Schiller : Thanks again for joining this special news bulletin. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming. Sat Feb 18 16:04:45 2656 Karl Schiller : Or lack thereof. Tue Feb 28 21:10:46 2656 Karl Schiller : Good evening, Core! Tue Feb 28 21:11:04 2656 Karl Schiller : Phil O'Meara here, your friendly neighborhood broadcaster, with an important announcement. Tue Feb 28 21:11:18 2656 Karl Schiller : But first, a quick word from one of our very important advertisers. Tue Feb 28 21:11:24 2656 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Tue Feb 28 21:11:29 2656 Advertisement : Is your armour cramping your style? Visit Urban Fashions and express yourself today! Tue Feb 28 21:11:39 2656 Karl Schiller : Yeah, well, OK... Tue Feb 28 21:11:57 2656 Karl Schiller : Radio KORE is very pleased to announce an upcoming event that you will NOT want to miss! Tue Feb 28 21:12:33 2656 Karl Schiller : In conjunction with Company sponsorship and Radio KORE, junior executive assistant Rolfe is hosting... Tue Feb 28 21:12:54 2656 Karl Schiller : ...our very first Corecon Tournament to be held in the CoreQuad arena! Tue Feb 28 21:13:29 2656 Karl Schiller : That's right, the CoreQuad tournament is coming to Core soon. Tue Feb 28 21:14:04 2656 Karl Schiller : This special Corecon Tournament will be held next Tuesday, March 7, 2656, so start practicing now! Tue Feb 28 21:14:24 2656 Karl Schiller : Now, of course, you're wondering... Tue Feb 28 21:14:35 2656 Karl Schiller : 'So Phil, how the hell do I get into this thing?' Tue Feb 28 21:14:40 2656 Karl Schiller : It's easy! Tue Feb 28 21:15:09 2656 Karl Schiller : Because KORE is helping to publicize this cool event, we've donated the use of our own terminal, located here at the KORE studio to help you sign up. Tue Feb 28 21:15:37 2656 Karl Schiller : So, the easiest way to get in is to make a quick post on the KORE terminal, which Rolfe will be checking every day. Tue Feb 28 21:16:04 2656 Karl Schiller : But, you can also contact Rolfe directly at Off World Outfitters, or send him a Core mail, it's up to you. Tue Feb 28 21:16:28 2656 Karl Schiller : Just make sure to get your entries in early, because we expect this event to be HOT! Tue Feb 28 21:17:03 2656 Karl Schiller : We expect the tournament to run through all of next week, with the finals being held on Tuesday, March 12, 2656. Tue Feb 28 21:17:40 2656 Karl Schiller : Err, let me check that calendar again. Tue Feb 28 21:17:56 2656 Karl Schiller : Sorry about that folks, I should have said March 14 for those finals! Tue Feb 28 21:18:31 2656 Karl Schiller : There will be a minimum grand prize for the overall winner of fifty thousand credits, although it could be even more if attendance is high! Tue Feb 28 21:18:49 2656 Karl Schiller : For those of you miners who can't count that high, don't worry, all the credit transactions are automated. Tue Feb 28 21:19:21 2656 Karl Schiller : Second prize will be at least fifteen thousand credits, and third, five thousand. This is worth your time, folks! Tue Feb 28 21:19:44 2656 Karl Schiller : The tournament will have a buy-in of one-thousand credits per entry. Just one-thousand credits! Tue Feb 28 21:19:59 2656 Karl Schiller : You've got enough smeltable garbage in your workbench right now to afford that! Tue Feb 28 21:20:39 2656 Karl Schiller : So, if you're new to Core, or just haven't been practicing your CoreQuad skills lately, now's the time to get back into it. Tue Feb 28 21:20:57 2656 Karl Schiller : Play CoreQuad, have fun, AND win money. What's better than that? Tue Feb 28 21:21:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Right now, get your entries in. Again, post an entry submission on our own KORE terminal, or contact Rolfe directly. Tue Feb 28 21:21:37 2656 Karl Schiller : Rolfe will respond to you with a confirmation of your entry soon afterward. Tue Feb 28 21:22:00 2656 Karl Schiller : Please do NOT send your credits for the buy-in to Rolfe when you file your entry. We'll handle all those details later. Tue Feb 28 21:22:31 2656 Karl Schiller : And, maybe there will be some extra liquor to go around the Arena. Who knows? Tue Feb 28 21:22:59 2656 Karl Schiller : Don't miss out! Tue Feb 28 21:23:14 2656 Karl Schiller : Thanks again, folks! Sign up for the Corecon tournament today! Wed Mar 1 22:03:20 2656 Karl Schiller : Evening, folks! Wed Mar 1 22:03:27 2656 Karl Schiller : Just a quick reminder from all of us here at KORE... Wed Mar 1 22:03:39 2656 Karl Schiller : ...that our first CoreQuad tournament is coming up fast! Wed Mar 1 22:03:40 2656 Bri : Hello Phil! Wed Mar 1 22:03:48 2656 Karl Schiller : Hi, Bri! Wed Mar 1 22:03:56 2656 Karl Schiller : So if you haven't signed up yet, do so today! Wed Mar 1 22:04:16 2656 Karl Schiller : Signing up is easy, just post an entry on our KORE terminal. Wed Mar 1 22:04:32 2656 Bri : What is CoreQuad Phil Wed Mar 1 22:05:20 2656 Karl Schiller : CoreQuad is Core's own card game, played in the North Dome CoreQuad Arena. Wed Mar 1 22:05:28 2656 Karl Schiller : Check in with Rolfe for all the details. Wed Mar 1 22:06:28 2656 Bri : Thank you Phil! When I see him I will try to remember to do that, It sounds very interesting! Wed Mar 1 22:06:39 2656 Karl Schiller : You bet, Bri. I'm sure anyone in this colony would bend over backwards to help you out! Wed Mar 1 22:06:54 2656 Karl Schiller : You can find all the details on the KORE terminal, located in our studios. Wed Mar 1 22:07:22 2656 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Wed Mar 1 22:07:27 2656 Advertisement : Have you had your cigarette today? Wed Mar 1 22:07:54 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah, sorry, looks like we've got some old ads clogging up the system. Wed Mar 1 22:08:10 2656 Karl Schiller : But you know smoking is bad for you anyway. Stick to mine dust. Wed Mar 1 22:09:04 2656 Karl Schiller : Errr, who let that thing in here? Wed Mar 1 22:10:55 2656 Karl Schiller : Let's see if we can't dig up some better ads. Wed Mar 1 22:11:07 2656 Karl Schiller : Stick around, folks, because after the break we have a very special interview for you. Wed Mar 1 22:12:23 2656 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Wed Mar 1 22:12:28 2656 Advertisement : You look tense, smoke a bowl! Wed Mar 1 22:12:31 2656 Jacaine : Resistance is useless! Wed Mar 1 22:13:33 2656 Karl Schiller : Pirate. Well, no idea where that came from. Maybe someone's hijacking our airwaves from off-world. Wed Mar 1 22:13:53 2656 Karl Schiller : Anyway, everyone, say hello to Petey Fisk! Wed Mar 1 22:13:57 2656 Karl Schiller : Petey, you with us? Wed Mar 1 22:14:02 2656 Jacaine : Is this on? Wed Mar 1 22:14:12 2656 Karl Schiller : Yeah, Petey, it's working. Wed Mar 1 22:14:14 2656 Jacaine : Can you hear me? Wed Mar 1 22:14:16 2656 Bri : Hi Petey! Wed Mar 1 22:14:28 2656 Karl Schiller : Apparently so. Welcome to Core, Petey, you've got quite a following. Wed Mar 1 22:14:30 2656 Bri : I am such a fan Wed Mar 1 22:14:53 2656 Jacaine : I think my headset is broken. I can't hear anything. Wed Mar 1 22:15:26 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, we can hear you just fine, Petey. Wed Mar 1 22:15:43 2656 Karl Schiller : Can you hear me now? Wed Mar 1 22:15:43 2656 Jacaine : Well, I hope this still works. Wed Mar 1 22:16:02 2656 Jacaine : I think I hear you Phil. Wed Mar 1 22:16:29 2656 Karl Schiller : Petey, we're given to understand you're here to put on Core's very first concert. You know miners are tone-deaf, so how do you see this show going? Wed Mar 1 22:17:31 2656 Karl Schiller : Jack, get on these technical difficulties, will ya? Wed Mar 1 22:17:35 2656 Jacaine : Oh, it's going to be killer! Wed Mar 1 22:17:41 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah, there we go! Wed Mar 1 22:17:50 2656 Jacaine : The band has been working on some smashing new tunes Wed Mar 1 22:18:00 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, I know the Roxbury has been sold out for months now in anticipation of this concert. Wed Mar 1 22:18:06 2656 Jacaine : We got new equipment, the show won't even go below 150 dB! Wed Mar 1 22:18:27 2656 Karl Schiller : Oho, this place could sure use the excitement. Wed Mar 1 22:18:41 2656 Karl Schiller : This is the first exciting event we've had since the zombie attack last year. Wed Mar 1 22:18:46 2656 Jacaine : I hope we got some groupies out 'ere Wed Mar 1 22:19:15 2656 Jacaine : Hey, Jack. Quit messin' with the bloody switchboard and get me a bloody drink! Wed Mar 1 22:19:16 2656 Karl Schiller : We were concerned when we heard about your run-ins with Company Enforcement at the last gig. Wed Mar 1 22:19:35 2656 Karl Schiller : You two fuck off, OK, I'm doing the best I can. Wed Mar 1 22:19:48 2656 Karl Schiller : Uh, yeah, Jack, stay off the live lines, OK? Wed Mar 1 22:19:48 2656 Jacaine : Ehh...the band doesn't remember much about the last gig - too much...well...we can't talk about it. Wed Mar 1 22:20:18 2656 Karl Schiller : The tabloids had a field day with that one, though. Wed Mar 1 22:20:34 2656 Karl Schiller : I don't guess you knew it was illegal to have sex with three blits at once while on Vaurgch Prime. Tough break. Wed Mar 1 22:20:42 2656 Jacaine : Phil, where's my bloody drink? How the fuck am I s'posed to sit through this shit without a drink? Wed Mar 1 22:20:58 2656 Karl Schiller : Jack, god DAMN it, would you get off your ass and help out here. Wed Mar 1 22:21:12 2656 Karl Schiller : I'm on break. Call my union rep. Wed Mar 1 22:21:31 2656 Karl Schiller : Great. Wed Mar 1 22:21:47 2656 Karl Schiller : Although, Petey, aren't you supposed to have just gotten out of rehab? Wed Mar 1 22:22:19 2656 Jacaine : Gotten out? I'm still in mate Wed Mar 1 22:22:49 2656 Karl Schiller : Oh, well hell, why didn't you say so? This man needs a drink! Wed Mar 1 22:22:58 2656 Karl Schiller : So do I after working with you. Wed Mar 1 22:23:16 2656 Karl Schiller : Anyway, Petey, how long this show going to go on here? Wed Mar 1 22:23:18 2656 Jacaine : You call this a bloody drink? *crash* Wed Mar 1 22:23:23 2656 Karl Schiller : Uh oh. Wed Mar 1 22:23:48 2656 Jacaine : The bloody show'll go on as long as I want it to. Wed Mar 1 22:23:55 2656 Karl Schiller : Looks like we'll need another media tech until the clinic can put Jack back together. Wed Mar 1 22:24:07 2656 Karl Schiller : Good point, not like there's any other acts here to bump you out. Wed Mar 1 22:24:09 2656 Jacaine : Got some new tracks we're gonna try out Wed Mar 1 22:24:14 2656 Karl Schiller : Give us a sample! Wed Mar 1 22:24:39 2656 Jacaine : Er...it's the key of G, right? Wed Mar 1 22:25:17 2656 Jacaine : Usually I have a monitor in front of me... Wed Mar 1 22:25:32 2656 Jacaine : Something about a boy and a girl Wed Mar 1 22:25:41 2656 Jacaine : Maybe some murder Wed Mar 1 22:26:31 2656 Karl Schiller : Yeah....well....uh....that sounds really great, Petey. Wed Mar 1 22:26:42 2656 Jacaine : Of course it's the usual stuff you expect from Twitch Craft Wed Mar 1 22:26:55 2656 Karl Schiller : That's just it, we never know WHAT to expect from Twitch Craft. Wed Mar 1 22:27:47 2656 Jacaine : Course that's because we got a new guitarist every month Wed Mar 1 22:28:12 2656 Karl Schiller : We've been hearing reports that you've invited our very own Nigel to join the band this go around. Wed Mar 1 22:28:16 2656 Jacaine : Now where's my fucking drink? Wed Mar 1 22:28:19 2656 Jacaine : Nigel? Wed Mar 1 22:28:26 2656 Jacaine : He's a freakin' twat! Wed Mar 1 22:28:44 2656 Karl Schiller : Something about keeping the tradition of having guest guitarists in drag. Just a rumor, I'm sure. Wed Mar 1 22:28:46 2656 Jacaine : I 'eard he's a cock juggling thunder cunt Wed Mar 1 22:29:03 2656 Karl Schiller : Sounds like you know Nigel pretty well! Wed Mar 1 22:29:27 2656 Jacaine : He's the inspiration for one of our songs you know Wed Mar 1 22:29:34 2656 Jacaine : Transvestite in Fur Wed Mar 1 22:29:44 2656 Karl Schiller : Oh, man, we all love that one. Wed Mar 1 22:30:20 2656 Jacaine : It's our first #1 Wed Mar 1 22:30:41 2656 Karl Schiller : Let's take a few calls while you're waiting on that drink, Petey! Wed Mar 1 22:30:53 2656 Karl Schiller : All you miners out there, call us with questions for Petey! Wed Mar 1 22:30:53 2656 Jacaine : Yeah, where the hell is my drink? Wed Mar 1 22:31:09 2656 Bri : I love your show! You are such a stud! Wed Mar 1 22:31:22 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah, well, that's not really a question, but Petey, looks like you've got a fan here. Wed Mar 1 22:31:36 2656 Jacaine : Give her tickets to the show. Wed Mar 1 22:31:42 2656 Jacaine : Make sure she comes backstage too Wed Mar 1 22:31:48 2656 Karl Schiller : Sounds like you both will. Wed Mar 1 22:32:07 2656 Karl Schiller : Unnnnnhhhhh. Wed Mar 1 22:32:10 2656 Jacaine : Why do you think I'm asking 'er? Wed Mar 1 22:32:20 2656 Lorna : :giggles Wed Mar 1 22:32:21 2656 Karl Schiller : Jack, that you? You conscious again? Wed Mar 1 22:32:32 2656 Karl Schiller : Where is that fucker? PETEY! Wed Mar 1 22:32:43 2656 Jacaine : Where's my drink you turd? Wed Mar 1 22:32:44 2656 Lorna : when's the show? I missed that Wed Mar 1 22:33:00 2656 Karl Schiller : Here's your drink, you asshole! Wed Mar 1 22:33:05 2656 Jacaine : Umm...usually whenever I wake up Wed Mar 1 22:33:16 2656 Jacaine : Bloody 'ell! Wed Mar 1 22:33:22 2656 Jacaine : This is leather you fuckwad! Wed Mar 1 22:33:33 2656 Karl Schiller : Want another??? Wed Mar 1 22:33:41 2656 Karl Schiller : Phil O'Meara Wed Mar 1 22:33:42 2656 Jacaine : Take that! *POW* Wed Mar 1 22:33:51 2656 Karl Schiller : What? Wed Mar 1 22:33:55 2656 Karl Schiller : What's going on over there? Wed Mar 1 22:34:13 2656 Jacaine : I'm not fucking playing this shithole! Wed Mar 1 22:34:17 2656 Karl Schiller : Oof. *SMACK* Wed Mar 1 22:34:28 2656 Jacaine : Twitch Craft won't be in this quadrant for another 10 years. Wed Mar 1 22:34:36 2656 Karl Schiller : Phil O'Meara Wed Mar 1 22:34:48 2656 Bri : Get them Phil! Wed Mar 1 22:35:04 2656 Karl Schiller : Shit. Sounds like Jack has totally lost it. I knew we should have fired him last year. Wed Mar 1 22:35:23 2656 Karl Schiller : Philllllll.....errrrrrr......ufff Wed Mar 1 22:35:27 2656 Jacaine : Where do you think you're going? Wed Mar 1 22:35:46 2656 Karl Schiller : Nooo! Wed Mar 1 22:36:02 2656 Karl Schiller : Petey, don't kill him, OK? Wed Mar 1 22:36:29 2656 Jacaine : He ruined me best wig! Wed Mar 1 22:37:03 2656 Karl Schiller : I think we better wrap this....um, interview up. Wed Mar 1 22:37:24 2656 Karl Schiller : Let's cut to commercial. Here's another outdated ad for you while we, uh, clean up this mess. Wed Mar 1 22:37:25 2656 Jacaine : Bloody well right! Wed Mar 1 22:37:28 2656 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Wed Mar 1 22:37:33 2656 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Wed Mar 1 22:38:32 2656 Karl Schiller : Hmm? What? We're on...now? Shit! Wed Mar 1 22:38:45 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah, thanks, folks, for joining us on this, um, interesting interview. Wed Mar 1 22:38:56 2656 Karl Schiller : Again, don't forget to register for the upcoming CoreQuad tournament, to be held next Tuesday! Wed Mar 1 22:39:02 2656 Jacaine : I still want that drink! Wed Mar 1 22:39:05 2656 Karl Schiller : Registration is cheap, and you could win big credits! Wed Mar 1 22:39:10 2656 Karl Schiller : Good NIGHT, Petey. Wed Mar 1 22:39:18 2656 Karl Schiller : Good night, folks! Wed Mar 1 22:39:48 2656 Bri : Night phil! Wed Mar 1 23:10:36 2656 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Wed Mar 1 23:10:41 2656 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Wed Mar 1 23:15:59 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Wed Mar 1 23:16:04 2656 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Fri Mar 3 13:53:27 2656 Karl Schiller : Testing KORE ad functions... Fri Mar 3 13:53:30 2656 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Fri Mar 3 13:53:35 2656 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Fri Mar 3 13:54:34 2656 Karl Schiller : Don't forget to sign up for the upcoming CoreQuad tournament! Fri Mar 3 13:57:43 2656 Aaron : KORE Radio, bringing you the best that bored entertainment KJs have to offer since... well, since we started broadcasting! Fri Mar 3 13:58:11 2656 Karl Schiller : Hey, folks, be sure to welcome Michael to the KORE broadcast team. We're really happy to have him on board! Fri Mar 3 13:58:33 2656 Elias : Welcome Micheal! Fri Mar 3 13:58:51 2656 Aaron : Thanks for the plug, Phil. Great to be here. Sure beats working the off-off-off-Broadway circuit. Hey, thanks caller! Fri Mar 3 14:00:18 2656 Aaron : Hey, Phil. Goin' to that CoreQuad tournament? Fri Mar 3 14:01:30 2656 Karl Schiller : Unfortunately, Michael, I'll be off-world next week during the tournament, or I would have loved to. Even if I'm not eligible for the grand prize. Fri Mar 3 14:01:44 2656 Aaron : Grand prize? Whatever would that be? Fri Mar 3 14:02:02 2656 Karl Schiller : Last I heard, Rolfe's upped the grand prize to seventy-thousand credits. Fri Mar 3 14:02:06 2656 Grey : What could it be? A date with Bri? Fri Mar 3 14:02:30 2656 Aaron : SOmething tells me that a date with Bri would /cost/ seventy-thousand credits. Fri Mar 3 14:02:30 2656 Karl Schiller : And possibly a date with Bri. Although I think that line could be getting a little long by now, Grey. Fri Mar 3 14:02:57 2656 Karl Schiller : But, for Company Vice Presidents...I'm sure Bri could be 'flexible'. Fri Mar 3 14:03:09 2656 Grey : I think it's time I pulled a little rank around here! Fri Mar 3 14:03:29 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, whatever you call it, I'm sure she'll pull it for ya. Fri Mar 3 14:03:59 2656 Aaron : Rank? I'd take a shower in that case! Fri Mar 3 14:04:30 2656 Karl Schiller : Ahem. Regardless of Bri's participation in the awarding of 'prizes', credits are to be had by the winners! Fri Mar 3 14:04:44 2656 Karl Schiller : Be sure to sign up today, using KORE's terminal here at the studio. Fri Mar 3 14:05:02 2656 Aaron : That's right. Hey, if enough people get in, someone's /bound/ to win. Fri Mar 3 14:05:34 2656 Karl Schiller : Astute observation. Now I can see why we hired you, Michael! Fri Mar 3 14:05:42 2656 Aaron : Thanks, chief. Hey, let's take some calls. I feel adventurous. Fri Mar 3 14:05:53 2656 Grey : Next time I'm in the City dome, I'll put some more of my cards up for auction. I'm sure some folks out there need to improve their decks a little! Fri Mar 3 14:06:19 2656 Karl Schiller : Any more of those special-edition Darkcat cards, Grey? Fri Mar 3 14:07:04 2656 Grey : I'll have to make a special-edition Charasan card perhaps! Fri Mar 3 14:07:16 2656 Karl Schiller : That'll make a great collector's item, although I don't think I'd want to use a card with negative numbers on it. Fri Mar 3 14:07:20 2656 Grey : The Darkcat cards are limited in number, but I could make a few more available Fri Mar 3 14:07:25 2656 Aaron : Hey, why not make a KORE card, considering that I know next to nothing about the game. Fri Mar 3 14:07:46 2656 Grey : Close, Phil... we was planning on making it have zeros! Fri Mar 3 14:07:59 2656 Karl Schiller : So I assumed, if it's a Charasan card! Fri Mar 3 14:08:02 2656 Grey : Well, Michael, now is a fine time to learn! Fri Mar 3 14:08:06 2656 Aaron : Oh, I hear that! Fri Mar 3 14:08:29 2656 Grey : Of course you hear it. We're on the radio! Fri Mar 3 14:08:37 2656 Aaron : Hey, he's got a point! Bri, get to work on that point, stat! Fri Mar 3 14:09:47 2656 Karl Schiller : Let's take a quick break to test out our very aged advertisements! Fri Mar 3 14:09:49 2656 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Fri Mar 3 14:09:54 2656 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Fri Mar 3 14:11:14 2656 Aaron : Welcome back to KORE radio, where us aged actors go to proceed slowly into that good night... or do we? Fri Mar 3 14:12:13 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, I'm sure very night is a good night with Bri. Fri Mar 3 14:12:27 2656 Elias : What the? You guyplanning on posting any of my ads? Fri Mar 3 14:12:44 2656 Aaron : Whoa, hey, who's that there then? Fri Mar 3 14:12:59 2656 Karl Schiller : Errr...we're experiencing some technical difficulties with the advertisements. Fri Mar 3 14:13:00 2656 Elias : I've yet to hear any of them! Fri Mar 3 14:13:11 2656 Aaron : Namely, their writers suck! Fri Mar 3 14:13:33 2656 Karl Schiller : Let's see if we've got some Weapons R Us ads in here somewhere... Fri Mar 3 14:13:54 2656 Elias : Whatever the reason, it's been weeks! Fri Mar 3 14:14:09 2656 Karl Schiller : Weapons R Us. The finest coretex weaponry in the... Fri Mar 3 14:14:21 2656 Karl Schiller : Damn that's not it. Wait a minute. Fri Mar 3 14:14:32 2656 Elias : Coretex? Fri Mar 3 14:14:40 2656 Karl Schiller : Weapons R Us! Making the finest weapons since last Tuesday! Fri Mar 3 14:14:45 2656 Karl Schiller : Phil O'Meara Fri Mar 3 14:14:50 2656 Aaron : Now THAT sounds like a winner. Fri Mar 3 14:15:10 2656 Karl Schiller : This system is totally screwed up! I wish Jack hadn't quit after the fight with Petey yesterday. Fri Mar 3 14:15:27 2656 Elias : All those wasted credits... Tet Rax is going to fire me! Fri Mar 3 14:15:28 2656 Aaron : Hey, Petey was right, though, the Drunken Heptosquid is the best pub on-world. Fri Mar 3 14:16:09 2656 Karl Schiller : Tired of mining? Go kill something! Work out that aggression against some rad gooes. The ooze is taking over Core! RUN! Come to Weapons R Us today! Fri Mar 3 14:16:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Hmm. Where'd that one come from? Fri Mar 3 14:16:32 2656 Elias : That may be true, however, still doesn't solve the problem... Fri Mar 3 14:17:26 2656 Karl Schiller : Weapons R Us - fine sponsor of this year's Core Quad tournament! WRU will post an additional grand prize to the winner of the tournament in the amount of... Fri Mar 3 14:17:32 2656 Aaron : Maybe the ad machine wants a raise... Fri Mar 3 14:17:36 2656 Karl Schiller : Ahhh...oops. Fri Mar 3 14:17:37 2656 Elias : I don't remember posting that... Fri Mar 3 14:18:17 2656 Elias : I don't remember posting any of those ads! Fri Mar 3 14:19:13 2656 Karl Schiller : Who needs useless weaponry? They wear out and break when you need them most! Come to Constitutional Sporting Goods today for a real weapon - a gun! Doesn't wear out, and chicks LOVE 'em! Fri Mar 3 14:19:20 2656 Elias : I tell you, you spend good money on these ads, and you never hear them... Fri Mar 3 14:19:33 2656 Aaron : Well sir, do you listen to KORE 24 hours a day? Fri Mar 3 14:19:56 2656 Elias : Your not on 24 hours a day! Fri Mar 3 14:20:03 2656 Aaron : How do YOU know, SIR? Fri Mar 3 14:20:16 2656 Grey : No way, couldn't listen to this rubbish 24x7.... er..... Fri Mar 3 14:20:18 2656 Elias : I don't think you've hit one a day yet... Fri Mar 3 14:20:38 2656 Elias : Grey's right, honestly! Fri Mar 3 14:20:39 2656 Aaron : I am deeply offended, Caller. That was cheap rubbish... rather like your store's merchandise, I hear. Fri Mar 3 14:21:16 2656 Elias : Sure, I carry my comm with me everywhere, you're hardly on the air! Fri Mar 3 14:21:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Constitutional Sporting Goods. Your gun is an extension of your manhood, let the fine women of CSG give you a custom-fitting...today! Fri Mar 3 14:21:28 2656 Karl Schiller : Phil O'Meara Fri Mar 3 14:21:30 2656 Aaron : Everywhere? Sir, do you mean to tell me that you void your bladder and colon with KORE Radio on the air? Fri Mar 3 14:21:42 2656 Elias : And as for the shop's merchadise, how would a pansy-arse fop like you know anything about weaponry! Fri Mar 3 14:21:50 2656 Karl Schiller : These ads are really cheesy. What'd I miss? Fri Mar 3 14:22:07 2656 Elias : My comm stays with me. Fri Mar 3 14:22:41 2656 Aaron : You heard it right here folks: Weapons R Us workers listen to KORE Radio on the john. Proof positive that Company-friendly radio reaches even the most pathetic armsmasters in the galaxy! Fri Mar 3 14:23:02 2656 Karl Schiller : On the john? Really? Fri Mar 3 14:23:09 2656 Aaron : He just said it, chief. Fri Mar 3 14:23:15 2656 Aaron : "My comm stays with me." Fri Mar 3 14:23:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Sounds like a load of shit to me. Fri Mar 3 14:23:43 2656 Aaron : Sure, I carry my comm with me everywhere, you're hardly on the air! Fri Mar 3 14:24:13 2656 Karl Schiller : This crack team is really shaping up, how's that for instant playback? Awesome! Fri Mar 3 14:24:28 2656 Aaron : When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Fri Mar 3 14:24:29 2656 Karl Schiller : Although sounds like Weapons R Us has a different sort of 'crack' team, if they're on the john all the time. Fri Mar 3 14:24:49 2656 Aaron : I feel bad for them. They must go through toilet paper like a North Miner does drillbits. Fri Mar 3 14:26:07 2656 Aaron : You wanna talk about a bold entreprenuer, you find that idiot that bought the Urban Fashions store. Fri Mar 3 14:26:31 2656 Elias : And since wh Fri Mar 3 14:27:01 2656 Aaron : Sounds like our Weapons R Us diplomat is having technical difficulties. Fri Mar 3 14:27:34 2656 Aaron : Let's take a short break. Fri Mar 3 14:27:36 2656 Advertisement : Is your armour cramping your style? Visit Urban Fashions and express yourself today! Fri Mar 3 14:27:41 2656 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Fri Mar 3 14:27:50 2656 Elias : Ever used a weapon, Michael? Fri Mar 3 14:27:58 2656 Aaron : ...and we're back. Yes, caller, I use weapons frequently. Fri Mar 3 14:28:11 2656 Aaron : I fail to see your advantage over, say, Fast Eddie's... Fri Mar 3 14:28:24 2656 Elias : Really? What do you use? Fri Mar 3 14:28:35 2656 Aaron : Real men double-up on pistols, m'friend. Fri Mar 3 14:29:37 2656 Elias : Meh, flesh is inferior... Anyone who has to hide behind range shouldn't be using a weapon in the first place. Fri Mar 3 14:30:01 2656 Aaron : Oh, that's a bold statement, pal. I've seen more than a few good gunmen on this rock, you callin' them all out? Fri Mar 3 14:30:53 2656 Elias : Oh, I'm sure there's exceptions... I'm merely stating there's nothing manly about hiding behind a handcannon! Fri Mar 3 14:30:58 2656 Jim Jones : I'll call you out, I'll take down any gunman on this rock, real men use knives Fri Mar 3 14:31:09 2656 Aaron : Whoa, whoa, sounds like we've got more than a few of you fellows. Fri Mar 3 14:31:20 2656 Aaron : Maybe we should get some sort of sparring program underway... Fri Mar 3 14:31:43 2656 Elias : Back in the day's I owned the local Fast Eddies, I would have agreed that a gun's better, these days, though, not so much. Fri Mar 3 14:31:50 2656 Jim Jones : Been there, I took down a gunman wielding a 155 cal, with my bare hands Fri Mar 3 14:32:20 2656 Aaron : Interesting points there, callers. I don't hear any opposing calls on my end, which is a bit sad. Fri Mar 3 14:32:32 2656 Jim Jones : have you seen the new eugenics programs, these days the heavy hitting mercs are all muscle and can take thousands of 155 cal rounds to the chest and live Fri Mar 3 14:32:44 2656 Angela : Well I would oppose but I've seen it happen Fri Mar 3 14:33:10 2656 Aaron : Well, eugenics is an interesting topic to undertake, caller. Fri Mar 3 14:33:43 2656 Elias : True, and cyberware is a distinct advantage in combat. A cyborg's got the strength, why would they want to waste it propping up a gun? Fri Mar 3 14:33:57 2656 Aaron : One could argue that cyberware could support a higher calibur of gun. Fri Mar 3 14:34:12 2656 Jim Jones : heck with cyberware, steroids and genetic enhancements Fri Mar 3 14:34:37 2656 Jim Jones : Simple and easy, even what were once mere mortals are now pretty much godlike Fri Mar 3 14:34:41 2656 Angela : Well I personally would like a gun over a knife just simply because I'm not a knife person.. I'd rather stand at a distance and gun you down Fri Mar 3 14:34:59 2656 Aaron : See, I'd think that one at-range rifleman could pretty much seal any deal. Fri Mar 3 14:35:06 2656 Jim Jones : do you want to challenge me in the arena, I'll go melee and naked Fri Mar 3 14:35:09 2656 Aaron : Whoa! Now that's a challenge! Fri Mar 3 14:35:44 2656 Elias : See, there. There's much more art to hand to hand fighting. And against a really good wielder of such weapons, the gun quickly looses it's advantages. Fri Mar 3 14:36:03 2656 Angela : I'm a little too rusty anymore to go into the arena.. but I'll keep your challenge in mind when I get my minigun back Fri Mar 3 14:36:44 2656 Aaron : Sounds like we've got a fight brewin' here on KORE radio! Fri Mar 3 14:36:47 2656 Elias : A gun is really just something to hide behind. Fri Mar 3 14:37:20 2656 Angela : Ok, I'd rather hide behind 300 rounds a second then a pop gun then Fri Mar 3 14:37:42 2656 Aaron : I'm going to have to end it here, though, folks. KORE Radio, this is Michael Braugher, signing off. Have fun, Core! Fri Mar 3 14:37:44 2656 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Fri Mar 3 14:37:49 2656 Advertisement : Have you had your cigarette today? Fri Mar 3 14:37:54 2656 Jim Jones : I'll let you have 2 full auto 50 cals, and I'll still kill you Fri Mar 3 14:38:09 2656 Elias : Perhaps it doesn't apply so much to me persoally, but you've got to see them to hit them. Fri Mar 3 14:43:50 2656 Elias : But more importantly, I hate hauling around crates of ammo... Fri Mar 3 14:50:41 2656 Elias : But at any rate, our store does not appreciate your kj's besmerching our fine product... Tht is a little to far below the belt. Fri Mar 3 14:51:13 2656 Elias : But peace. Wed Mar 8 14:28:30 2656 Aaron : From the KORE Dome here on Core itself, it's the Charles McCord talkback show. Got a beef to vent on planetary radio? Give us a call! Just need to chat? Call us! Committing suicide? Uh... don't call us, call the right lines. Wed Mar 8 14:30:39 2656 Aaron : Looks like it's a dead day on the Core, folks. Either no one's listening, or no one's calling. Wed Mar 8 14:32:17 2656 Aaron : Okay, let's get the ball rolling on topics, then. I recall hearing a bit ago what sounded like an Abernon criticizing the Company's hiring practices, stating that humans are overhired. Wed Mar 8 14:33:16 2656 Natac : test. Wed Mar 8 14:33:32 2656 Aaron : Caller, you're on KORE Radio. Wed Mar 8 14:33:46 2656 Natac : I heard that conversation. Wed Mar 8 14:33:55 2656 Aaron : Ah, yes, can you give us some color on it? Wed Mar 8 14:34:21 2656 Natac : only from a human point of view.. Wed Mar 8 14:34:25 2656 Aaron : Well, that's a point of view anyway. Go ahead. Wed Mar 8 14:34:41 2656 Grey : Speaking for The Company (unofificially of course), The Company will hire anyone with a strong back and willing to operate a drill in our mines. Wed Mar 8 14:34:48 2656 Natac : but as I see it, maybe he was just feeling a little out numbered. Wed Mar 8 14:34:55 2656 Grey : Speaking for myself, I wish more Nymphos would apply for jobs here.... Wed Mar 8 14:35:14 2656 Natac : I'm with that guy! Wed Mar 8 14:35:16 2656 Aaron : Oh, a cut-in from Mr. Grey! Thanks for the word, sir! Wed Mar 8 14:36:23 2656 Natac : ..excuse me, I'm agree with Mr. Grey. Wed Mar 8 14:37:07 2656 Aaron : Glad to hear it, caller. So, you're of the opinion that we need more Nymphos here, that it's becoming a sausage fest, eh? Wed Mar 8 14:38:15 2656 Natac : Definately. I rarely see the ladies around CITY, or anywhere for that matter. Wed Mar 8 14:39:02 2656 Aaron : Amen to that, brother! If Mr. Grey wasn't enamoured with a certain female, I'm sure he'd agree. Wed Mar 8 14:39:59 2656 Grey : Actually I'm in full agreement, here! Our colony needs more nymphos. There just aren't enough to go around to server all our miners in a timely fashion. Wed Mar 8 14:40:00 2656 Natac : 'cept for that receptionist, over at the message place.. can't remember her name but Dang! wit' a capital D. Wed Mar 8 14:41:01 2656 Aaron : Now that sounds like a plan. Hey, maybe we can contract out some behind-the-scenes Nymphos to come entertain. Wed Mar 8 14:43:06 2656 Malcolm : I would interested, Mr. Grey, if the Company could provide statistics as to the racial ratios here on Core. I believe there is no basis to this claim, but perhaps the disgruntlesness of this employee is warranted. Wed Mar 8 14:43:36 2656 Grey : Actually I do have those statistics. One moment.... Wed Mar 8 14:44:19 2656 Malcolm : Thank you. Wed Mar 8 14:44:38 2656 Aaron : How's that, folks? A genuine discussion on Company statistics and ethics going on right here on KORE radio. It's good to see this sort of exchange. Wed Mar 8 14:46:37 2656 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Wed Mar 8 14:46:42 2656 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Wed Mar 8 14:47:36 2656 Aaron : There we go, paying some bills. Can't get this kind of airtime for free, can we? Well, YOU can, because KORE radio isn't like those public-donation type radio stations. Wed Mar 8 14:47:57 2656 Grey : Keep in mind these statistics include everyone... even workers who haven't reported to the mines in a while Wed Mar 8 14:48:20 2656 Aaron : The "floor" is yours, Mr. Grey! Wed Mar 8 14:48:25 2656 Grey : Taking the total population of Core, the percentages are: Wed Mar 8 14:49:17 2656 Grey : Abernon: 3%, Blit: 8%, Critin: 3%, Cyborg: 17%, Gorbu: 9%, Human: 45%, Liktah: 5%, Nympho: 6%, and Vaurgch: 4%. Wed Mar 8 14:49:44 2656 Grey : Clearly, there are more humans. But those are are all people who came here of their own free will. The Company doesn't choose their races. Wed Mar 8 14:50:52 2656 Aaron : There you have it, listeners. Statistical evidence as to the racial balance on KORE. Clearly, tilted in humankind's favor. Wed Mar 8 14:52:36 2656 Advertisement : Your are safe working for The Company. Wed Mar 8 14:52:41 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Wed Mar 8 14:52:57 2656 Aaron : We're back, and we're taking YOUR conversation starters. Wed Mar 8 14:54:51 2656 Aaron : I think we've fairly well put the race issue to rest. How about this for conversation: you miners out there, how are you reacting to the recent change in mining? Wed Mar 8 14:55:09 2656 Aaron : For those out of the loop, recently the Company stopped pre-clearing mining areas for miners to use. Miners must now drill their own shafts. Wed Mar 8 14:55:54 2656 Natac : A lot of unpaid work is what it boils down to! Wed Mar 8 14:56:34 2656 Aaron : Also, the Company has ceased issuing Blasting Licenses to accomodate this new plan. Unpaid work, you say, Caller? Wed Mar 8 14:57:00 2656 Malcolm : I wonder what must be going on in the Company that they decided the use of Blasting Caps was declared unsafe, or what sorts of cost savings the Company would need to disallow this. My question: Is there reimbursement for those who went through the process of obtaining a Blasting License? Wed Mar 8 14:57:23 2656 Aaron : As far as I am aware, Caller, there is no reimbursement. Wed Mar 8 14:58:01 2656 Grey : The Company received numerous complaints that, when a new mine shaft level is opened, all the motherlodes are "cleared out" by 1 or 2 greedy miners who blast out the entire mine within 30 minutes. This practice is at an end. Wed Mar 8 14:58:11 2656 Natac : well ya it's unpaid.. you dont' get ore from a shaft wall. Wed Mar 8 14:58:34 2656 Aaron : I believe Mr. Grey has stated a good point. Callers, respond? Wed Mar 8 14:58:47 2656 Grey : Every miner now has an equal chance at exploring the mines and finding a motherlode. Wed Mar 8 15:01:46 2656 Aaron : Callers, response? Wed Mar 8 15:02:48 2656 Aaron : Well, we'll give them some time. We'll be right back. Wed Mar 8 15:02:49 2656 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Wed Mar 8 15:02:54 2656 Advertisement : Have you had your cigarette today? Wed Mar 8 15:04:16 2656 Aaron : Well, we're back, and I don't have any calls queued up. I guess that's about it for this edition. Wed Mar 8 15:05:10 2656 Aaron : Stay safe, Core, and keep those noses to whatever grindstones they may inhabit. You're listening to Radio KORE, and I've been Charles McCord. Good day! Fri Mar 10 15:23:56 2656 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Fri Mar 10 15:24:01 2656 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Fri Mar 10 15:24:24 2656 Aaron : Hrm... still having that technical add difficulty. Anyway, you're listening to KORE Radio. Fri Mar 10 15:25:52 2656 Aaron : You're listening to KORE Radio. It's time for the Charles McCord call-in hour, with me, Charles McCord. Fri Mar 10 15:27:33 2656 Aaron : So, the major happenings in the CORE lately still seem to be the mining changes made recently. We're taking YOUR calls on the matter, so feel free to pitch in. Fri Mar 10 15:28:15 2656 Aaron : We're also taking calls on Core Quad, that card game some of our folk play. Now I'm personally not too educated on the subject, but it's open to discussion! Fri Mar 10 15:29:04 2656 Aaron : Last, but not least, if you've got a personal beef or an educated topic to discuss, call on in! We'll be back after this. Fri Mar 10 15:29:13 2656 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Fri Mar 10 15:29:18 2656 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Fri Mar 10 15:30:41 2656 Aaron : We're back, and I'm looking at an empty call-light board here. Come on, people! Hook your communit into your mining gear and call in! Fri Mar 10 15:35:41 2656 Aaron : You've got to be kidding me... all of Core is silent! Unbelievable. Fri Mar 10 15:38:59 2656 Malcolm : I think with the recent issues resolved, most people are pretty content, Charles. How about you, any words of wisdom for those of us drillin' rock? Fri Mar 10 15:39:47 2656 Aaron : Hey there, Caller. Good point. Well, I'd have to say that a little overtime pays dividends. I took the time to drill a new shaft in the other day, and boy did I get some extra revenue come shift time! Fri Mar 10 15:40:37 2656 Aaron : I mean, the mine I work at is usually pretty dead, but it never hurts to get that extra bit in. Fri Mar 10 15:41:21 2656 Natac : There was a motherload up in north mine yesterday, what a beauty! Fri Mar 10 15:41:46 2656 Malcolm : I agree..*grunt*..with the recent slowing of the Economy, every little bit helps. Any word on the transitlifts why the economy seems to have slowed? Fri Mar 10 15:42:26 2656 Aaron : Hmm... no, I was not aware that they had. If Mr. Grey is listening in, perhaps he can call in and give us some information on that, but as far as I know, everything is normal. Fri Mar 10 15:43:03 2656 Grey : I've reported to The Company's HQ back on Earth about some of our productivity problems. In response, they're shipping us some new equipment. It might arrive this weekend. Fri Mar 10 15:43:18 2656 Natac : I know that iron hasn't dropped below 10cred's a share in over a week. Fri Mar 10 15:43:44 2656 Grey : Specifically, one of our mining productivity problems is miners keep having to make trips back up to the surface to empty their satchels. Fri Mar 10 15:44:22 2656 Grey : We can't issue bigger, higher-capacity, satchels because they'd be too bulky or too heavy to carry. But The Company has come up with a work-around for that. Fri Mar 10 15:44:25 2656 Aaron : Good point, Mr. Grey. What would that workaround be, sir? Fri Mar 10 15:44:49 2656 Grey : I love surprises, so you'll have to wait and see! :) Fri Mar 10 15:44:55 2656 Malcolm : Mr. Grey, does that mean they are looking to have drop off points on each level? Fri Mar 10 15:45:17 2656 Aaron : Oh wow, that'd be a BIG help! Fri Mar 10 15:46:03 2656 Grey : We aren't adding drop-off points because then we'd return to a non-flexible mine shaft design. But another work-around is in progress. Fri Mar 10 15:46:31 2656 Aaron : I see. Can you tell us anything further, sir? Fri Mar 10 15:47:00 2656 Natac : Better drills in all the mines might help the numbers go up. But i'm not a financial guy just a miner.. so maybe that would be to costly. Fri Mar 10 15:48:45 2656 Grey : This colony is meeting The Company's ore quota consistently, so I'm not too concerned about the drills. I'm just hoping to squeeze out a little more. I'm sure you guys wouldn't mind the extra pay you'll receive from not having to miss a drilling cycle while you run back and forth to the Surface! Fri Mar 10 15:49:54 2656 Natac : I know I'll take what I can get! Thanks for looking out for us miners. Fri Mar 10 15:50:37 2656 Aaron : That's an echoed sentiment from all of us, I figure. Fri Mar 10 15:51:56 2656 Grey : And speaking for myself, I think the new equipment is "cool". I've been testing out a prototype. Fri Mar 10 15:54:18 2656 Aaron : There you have it, folks. New tech is on the way! More of YOUR calls, after this. Fri Mar 10 15:54:20 2656 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Fri Mar 10 15:54:25 2656 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Fri Mar 10 15:55:20 2656 Aaron : We're back on KORE Radio, taking YOUR calls about... well, any ol' issue you can find. Fri Mar 10 15:58:20 2656 Aaron : Or... not. Okay, no calls means no show, and so after this next ad, we're out! This has been KORE Radio's Charles McCord, signing off. Fri Mar 10 15:59:27 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Fri Mar 10 15:59:32 2656 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Thu Apr 27 01:28:00 2656 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Thu Apr 27 01:28:05 2656 Advertisement : You really could use a joint right now! Thu Apr 27 01:31:57 2656 Karl Schiller : Radio KORE wants to take a moment to welcome Jaoli to our little mining family. Thu Apr 27 01:32:13 2656 Karl Schiller : If you haven't met Jaoli yet, be sure to look him up and say hi. Thu Apr 27 01:33:14 2656 Advertisement : You look tense, smoke a bowl! Thu Apr 27 01:33:19 2656 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Thu Apr 27 01:33:30 2656 Karl Schiller : And congratulations to Anemos! Thu Apr 27 01:33:48 2656 Karl Schiller : He follows up two years of being nearly comatose with a flurry of activity and promotions. Thu Apr 27 01:33:53 2656 Karl Schiller : Here's to you, Anemos! Thu Apr 27 01:34:02 2656 Karl Schiller : :clinks his glass in toast. Thu Apr 27 01:34:45 2656 Karl Schiller : Well it's just too bad most of our regular miners have been on vacation lately, or we'd try to schedule some more regular broadcasts. Thu Apr 27 01:35:21 2656 Karl Schiller : Let's run a test of ENIAC real quick. Thu Apr 27 01:35:39 2656 Karl Schiller : Perfect. You guys want to play a quick game of Guess That Number? Thu Apr 27 01:36:38 2656 Karl Schiller : Entry costs you 100 credits. The one closest to ENIAC's randomly-generated number wins a chance at the Bonus Rounds! Thu Apr 27 01:39:07 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, maybe we'll table that idea for later. Thu Apr 27 01:39:20 2656 Karl Schiller : That's enough, ENIAC... Thu Apr 27 01:40:46 2656 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Thu Apr 27 01:40:51 2656 Advertisement : Is your armour cramping your style? Visit Urban Fashions and express yourself today! Thu Apr 27 01:41:18 2656 Karl Schiller : For those of you wondering, there isn't a tobacco/weed/movie 'store' anymore. KORE commandeered Empire Encodings and is now using the site as a video rental store. Thu Apr 27 01:41:42 2656 Karl Schiller : So you can view KORE archival footage, by renting vids for your apartment vidplayer, but we're trying to run out some of these older advertisements. Thu Apr 27 01:41:57 2656 Karl Schiller : Vids can also be played at either pub's vidplayer facility. Thu Apr 27 01:44:38 2656 Karl Schiller : Remember, The Company cares. Thu Apr 27 01:44:48 2656 Karl Schiller : Keep up with your ore quotas! Thu Apr 27 01:47:00 2656 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Thu Apr 27 01:47:05 2656 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Thu Apr 27 01:47:53 2656 Karl Schiller : Just a final note, miners. Remember we've got a new shop that's opened up. Thu Apr 27 01:48:18 2656 Karl Schiller : Kahless is running Celtic Retail, where you can get all sorts of vital supplies to make your life here on Core even that much more enjoyable and productive. Thu Apr 27 01:48:56 2656 Karl Schiller : Visit Celtic Retail today, located at the south end of the Southeast Retail area to get all sorts of useful accessories. Thu Apr 27 01:50:19 2656 Karl Schiller : So, fortunately, a very slow news day. And, as we all know, no news is good news. Thu Apr 27 01:50:38 2656 Karl Schiller : No catastrophic fires, no meteor strikes, no surprise Odra attacks. Let's count our blessings. Thu Apr 27 01:51:07 2656 Karl Schiller : Of course, The Company does everything it can to prevent these sorts of things from happening, but sometimes that rare occurrence is just unavoidable. Thu Apr 27 01:51:12 2656 Karl Schiller : Thanks for listening! Thu Apr 27 01:51:16 2656 Karl Schiller : Have a great shift today! Thu Apr 27 01:56:32 2656 Karl Schiller : Hey, appears we have a last minute caller. Thu Apr 27 01:56:38 2656 Karl Schiller : Kahless, are you still there? Thu Apr 27 01:57:05 2656 Kahless : Yeah, I'm here Thu Apr 27 01:57:08 2656 Karl Schiller : What's up? Thu Apr 27 01:57:38 2656 Kahless : Yeah, I got an axe to grind with them fire fighters! Thu Apr 27 01:57:43 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, you happen to be in luck today. Thu Apr 27 01:57:49 2656 Karl Schiller : Phillip, thanks for joining us on short notice. Thu Apr 27 01:58:00 2656 Karl Schiller : No problem, Phil. So, what's your beef, Kahless? Thu Apr 27 01:58:06 2656 Karl Schiller : Not making enough profit on fire extinguishers or something? Thu Apr 27 01:58:32 2656 Karl Schiller : As we all know, Phillip is the head of the Fire Fighters here on Core. Thu Apr 27 01:58:37 2656 Karl Schiller : Damn straight, Phil. Thu Apr 27 01:58:39 2656 Kahless : We've had what? Half a dozen emergencies involving large numbers of fires breaking out, in the last couple weeks. Thu Apr 27 01:58:56 2656 Karl Schiller : So, what's your point? You think my guys are going around SETTING fires? Thu Apr 27 01:59:01 2656 Karl Schiller : We put out fires, I'll have you know. Thu Apr 27 01:59:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Maybe it's some of those Alpha shift miners who are SUPPOSED to be working in the mines who are amateur arsonists! Thu Apr 27 01:59:26 2656 Kahless : But every damn time it happens, the Fire fighters are nowhere to be seen! The miners have to go out and risk OUR lives to put them out! Thu Apr 27 01:59:42 2656 Karl Schiller : How do you know where we are when you're fighting a fire? Thu Apr 27 01:59:58 2656 Karl Schiller : Hey, look, we appreciate your help. And we know you miners do help out a lot when fires break out. Thu Apr 27 02:00:07 2656 Karl Schiller : But we do the best we can with the resources we're given. Thu Apr 27 02:00:24 2656 Karl Schiller : Phillip, you're not suggesting The Company is shorting the Fire Department, are you? Thu Apr 27 02:00:25 2656 Kahless : I only know that you're not there when I'm doing it, and I know where you guys are cause I go to the fire station to BUY a fire extinguisher! Thu Apr 27 02:00:57 2656 Karl Schiller : Uh, er, well, look, I don't want to trouble with The Company, or VP Cox in particular. Thu Apr 27 02:01:16 2656 Kahless : And your guys are just standing there, scratching their arses! Thu Apr 27 02:01:19 2656 Karl Schiller : I don't need to take abuse from you! Thu Apr 27 02:01:29 2656 Karl Schiller : We work VERY hard! Ted busts his arse EVERY day for you guys! Thu Apr 27 02:01:42 2656 Karl Schiller : You just don't know hard it is working on this rock EVERY day, DAY after DAY. Thu Apr 27 02:01:54 2656 Karl Schiller : Dust, fires, dust, fires, people leaving slime EVERYWHERE. Thu Apr 27 02:01:58 2656 Kahless : How? I don't see him doing nothing! Thu Apr 27 02:02:12 2656 Kahless : and I've been here six years, I know how hard it is! Thu Apr 27 02:02:28 2656 Karl Schiller : So what, you stop by when we're off shift? You stopped in once accidentally when there was a fire and we were a little slow? Thu Apr 27 02:02:39 2656 Karl Schiller : These things happen! This colony is still standing, isn't it? Thu Apr 27 02:02:45 2656 Karl Schiller : Have YOU put out every fire, then? Thu Apr 27 02:02:51 2656 Kahless : More than once Thu Apr 27 02:03:01 2656 Kahless : It's still standing cause of us miners! Thu Apr 27 02:03:15 2656 Karl Schiller : I already admitted that the miners play a key role in helping us out. But we're here twenty-four-seven my friend. Thu Apr 27 02:03:22 2656 Karl Schiller : I don't see you on call every hour of every day. Thu Apr 27 02:03:31 2656 Kahless : I havn't put out ALL the fires, but I've put out more than I should have, if you guys were doing your damn jobs! Thu Apr 27 02:03:41 2656 Karl Schiller : Occurs to me that if we did ALL the work, you wouldn't be profiting off of the fire extinguishers now, would you? Thu Apr 27 02:03:50 2656 Karl Schiller : You should be thanking us! Thu Apr 27 02:04:15 2656 Kahless : I'm not, I had to take that off the shelves cause I didn't have enough room for other things Thu Apr 27 02:04:21 2656 Karl Schiller : Well that's not my problem. Maybe you should upgrade your shop. Thu Apr 27 02:04:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Yeah. Thu Apr 27 02:04:29 2656 Karl Schiller : Phillip Thu Apr 27 02:04:49 2656 Kahless : I will, when the upgrade shop lets me Thu Apr 27 02:04:51 2656 Karl Schiller : Phillip right. He good to work for. You stop bugging him. Thu Apr 27 02:05:03 2656 Karl Schiller : Or I might come hurt you. Thu Apr 27 02:05:15 2656 Karl Schiller : Erm, thanks Ted, but I think I can handle this. Thu Apr 27 02:05:26 2656 Kahless : Why you standing up for him? He letting you look at his private vid collection? Thu Apr 27 02:05:34 2656 Karl Schiller : Phillip What?!? Thu Apr 27 02:06:23 2656 Karl Schiller : The Fire Station and The Company would like to announce that there is no proven existence of a 'private vid collection'. Thu Apr 27 02:06:28 2656 Karl Schiller : Thanks. Thu Apr 27 02:06:34 2656 Karl Schiller : Hrmph. Thu Apr 27 02:06:47 2656 Karl Schiller : Geoff I think Kahless is right. Thu Apr 27 02:07:06 2656 Kahless : Sure, no evidence. But everyone knows about it. Thu Apr 27 02:07:13 2656 Karl Schiller : Erm, I think Kahless is right. Thu Apr 27 02:07:19 2656 Karl Schiller : There really is more we could be doing, Phillip. Thu Apr 27 02:07:36 2656 Karl Schiller : Shut up, Geoff. Shouldn't all you guys be bugging Willie or something? Thu Apr 27 02:08:09 2656 Karl Schiller : Oh, c'mon, that damn dalmation does more work than any of us firefighters. Thu Apr 27 02:08:15 2656 Kahless : But I'm here to talk about what you're doing wrong with fire prevention, not what you're doing wrong with the oposite sex. Thu Apr 27 02:08:31 2656 Karl Schiller : What? Huh? Doing wrong? Thu Apr 27 02:08:53 2656 Karl Schiller : Sweety, Phillip ain't doing nothing 'wrong' with the opposite sex. It's all 'right' to me. Thu Apr 27 02:08:57 2656 Kahless : Yeah Thu Apr 27 02:09:22 2656 Karl Schiller : Maybe you should drop by some time and see me. Thu Apr 27 02:09:37 2656 Karl Schiller : Kara! What? Thu Apr 27 02:09:44 2656 Karl Schiller : I mean, uhm, whatever. Thu Apr 27 02:09:47 2656 Kahless : No thanks. Would rather not catch something. Thu Apr 27 02:10:07 2656 Karl Schiller : Heh, yeah, I figured that Kahless would be more interested in Willie than Kara. Thu Apr 27 02:10:24 2656 Karl Schiller : Too bad Willie couldn't join us here today, but I'm sure he'll be happy to see you, Kahless. Thu Apr 27 02:11:01 2656 Kahless : Hardly the case, and if we're going to get into some personal stuff, I'll have to tell people what I found in your office Thu Apr 27 02:11:08 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, I think we're going to have to cut this short tonight. Thu Apr 27 02:11:14 2656 Karl Schiller : Thank God. Thu Apr 27 02:11:24 2656 Karl Schiller : No religion on the public channels, Phillip. Thu Apr 27 02:11:31 2656 Kahless : Lucky boy, Phillip Thu Apr 27 02:11:41 2656 Karl Schiller : Kahless, all of us here at KORE want you to know how much The Company values your input. Thu Apr 27 02:11:51 2656 Kahless : I might have to come teach you some things with my fists.. Thu Apr 27 02:11:58 2656 Karl Schiller : And everything you say is being recorded so it can be reviewed by the highest-ranking officials. Thu Apr 27 02:12:06 2656 Kahless : I'm talking to Phillip of course Thu Apr 27 02:12:11 2656 Karl Schiller : Because The Company cares. Thu Apr 27 02:12:24 2656 Karl Schiller : And The Company really cares about you, Kahless. Thu Apr 27 02:12:28 2656 Karl Schiller : Very much. Thu Apr 27 02:12:54 2656 Kahless : Well, that's good to hear. Hopefully I won't be getting my arse hairs burnt off anymore. See ya later, Phil. Thu Apr 27 02:13:02 2656 Karl Schiller : Thanks again to all of our listeners, and Kahless in particular for bringing this important matter to our attention. Thu Apr 27 02:13:13 2656 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Thu Apr 27 02:13:18 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Thu Apr 27 02:13:37 2656 Karl Schiller : Good night, miners. Remember, if you've got free time, consider switching to Alpha shift. Thu Apr 27 02:13:44 2656 Karl Schiller : Alpha shift really sucks. They need your help. Sat Apr 29 23:39:19 2656 Jacaine : Live from the confines of the KORE studios in the Hermes 517-G quadrant, it's the late show with Grit Saymor and Fred McMann. Sat Apr 29 23:39:41 2656 Karl Schiller : Good evening, Core! Sat Apr 29 23:39:49 2656 Karl Schiller : Great to be here with you tonight, ain't it, Grit? Sat Apr 29 23:40:11 2656 Jacaine : Well...it's always great to be on Core, right? Sat Apr 29 23:40:28 2656 Karl Schiller : Of course! Because, The Company cares. Sat Apr 29 23:40:50 2656 Karl Schiller : We've got a great show for you tonight, as always. Sat Apr 29 23:40:52 2656 Jacaine : The Company might care Fred, but boy it was hot in the domes today. Sat Apr 29 23:41:35 2656 Karl Schiller : How hot was it, Grit? Sat Apr 29 23:41:45 2656 Jacaine : It was so hot, the Drunken Heptosquid actually lowered their drink prices. Sat Apr 29 23:42:03 2656 Karl Schiller : Holy shit, Grit. It was THAT hot? Sat Apr 29 23:42:19 2656 Karl Schiller : I heard that not even the Odra could get them to bring prices down. Sat Apr 29 23:42:27 2656 Jacaine : I don't know Fred, I just read the cue-cards in front of me. Sat Apr 29 23:42:35 2656 Karl Schiller : Uh, yeah. Sat Apr 29 23:42:50 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, I suppose they're going to have to change that pub motto of Gouging Customers Since 2649. Sat Apr 29 23:43:43 2656 Jacaine : Enough about the squid though. We have a great show in store for you tonight. Sat Apr 29 23:43:54 2656 Karl Schiller : That we do. Sat Apr 29 23:44:09 2656 Karl Schiller : We've got a guest with us this evening, straight from The Company HQ. Sat Apr 29 23:44:14 2656 Jacaine : We'll have some minions from Earth visiting with us, hopefully Grey won't be too harsh, but then again, we are in the middle of sweeps. Sat Apr 29 23:44:28 2656 Jacaine : Always talking over me Fred. Sat Apr 29 23:44:35 2656 Karl Schiller : Sorry. Sat Apr 29 23:44:52 2656 Jacaine : I shouldn't be too harsh - it is your birthday. Sat Apr 29 23:45:04 2656 Karl Schiller : Oh, you promised you wouldn't tell everyone about that! Sat Apr 29 23:45:09 2656 Jacaine : I put candles on the cake too, I know fire wasn't invented yet when you had your first one. Sat Apr 29 23:45:18 2656 Karl Schiller : Ha ha. Sat Apr 29 23:45:49 2656 Karl Schiller : Anyway... Sat Apr 29 23:46:02 2656 Jacaine : Well, our producer is waving is arms like a Gorbu in heat, that means it's time for a break. Sat Apr 29 23:46:08 2656 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sat Apr 29 23:46:13 2656 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sat Apr 29 23:46:52 2656 Jacaine : Well, we're back...after our jokes about the squid, I'm guessing our producers thought we had to make it up to them by playing back-to-back ads. Sat Apr 29 23:47:10 2656 Karl Schiller : Apparently so. Sat Apr 29 23:47:13 2656 Jacaine : Anyway, with us is Muffy Radwell. Senior Vice President of Bootlicking. Sat Apr 29 23:47:24 2656 Karl Schiller : Hi Grit, Fred. Sat Apr 29 23:47:28 2656 Karl Schiller : Bootlicking? Sat Apr 29 23:47:45 2656 Karl Schiller : I've never seen Grey boots! Sat Apr 29 23:48:01 2656 Karl Schiller : He always makes me lick...um... Sat Apr 29 23:48:02 2656 Jacaine : Yes...well *ahem* Sat Apr 29 23:48:16 2656 Karl Schiller : Yes, sweetie? Sat Apr 29 23:48:40 2656 Jacaine : Muffy...would you tell us exactly what you think the prospects are for Company stock with the recent advent of the PMDs? Do you feel this will have somewhat of a detrimental effect on the economy? Sat Apr 29 23:49:02 2656 Karl Schiller : Um. What? Sat Apr 29 23:49:15 2656 Jacaine : What's your favorite color, Muffy? Sat Apr 29 23:49:23 2656 Karl Schiller : Oh, Blue, Grit! Blue! Sat Apr 29 23:50:06 2656 Jacaine : Umm...yes...well...Fred? Any questions for Muffy? Sat Apr 29 23:50:24 2656 Jacaine : Lines are now open. Sat Apr 29 23:50:49 2656 Karl Schiller : I'm guessing Grey has somewhat, ah, different hiring requirements for his staff than I would have thought. Sat Apr 29 23:51:21 2656 Jacaine : Pfft...we all know why the Company shipped him out to this rock. Sat Apr 29 23:51:28 2656 Karl Schiller : We all knew he only hired the highest quality staff, but...ah, I don't think he meant quality the way I thought. Sat Apr 29 23:51:52 2656 Jacaine : Look at his predecessors. Sat Apr 29 23:51:55 2656 Karl Schiller : The Company sent Grey here because they knew he'd do a super-duper job! Sat Apr 29 23:52:02 2656 Karl Schiller : You just don't know him like I do! Sat Apr 29 23:52:15 2656 Jacaine : And I hope I never do. Sat Apr 29 23:52:37 2656 Karl Schiller : Oh, don't say that. Sat Apr 29 23:52:40 2656 Karl Schiller : He's a great man to work on. Sat Apr 29 23:52:43 2656 Jacaine : Well, my producer tells me it's time for another break Sat Apr 29 23:52:45 2656 Karl Schiller : I mean for. Sat Apr 29 23:52:48 2656 Grey : You don't have breasts. So, no, you won't ever know me that well.... Sat Apr 29 23:52:58 2656 Jacaine : Yes..well...a break Sat Apr 29 23:53:16 2656 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sat Apr 29 23:53:20 2656 Jacaine : And when we return, the great Fredini will make some predictions Sat Apr 29 23:53:21 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Sat Apr 29 23:53:47 2656 Jacaine : Have to remember to turn the damned mike off Sat Apr 29 23:53:52 2656 Jacaine : and bring me some coffee! Sat Apr 29 23:53:55 2656 Jacaine : What Sat Apr 29 23:54:00 2656 Jacaine : We're on? Sat Apr 29 23:54:16 2656 Karl Schiller : Yes, we're on, Grit. Take another hit from that flask of yours. Sat Apr 29 23:54:50 2656 Jacaine : Yesh...welll Fred. I haave an envlope hhere Sat Apr 29 23:54:57 2656 Karl Schiller : An envelope? Sat Apr 29 23:55:18 2656 Jacaine : Yesh...an envelope Sat Apr 29 23:55:45 2656 Jacaine : Theresh a pieche of paperh...whatsh on it? Sat Apr 29 23:56:00 2656 Karl Schiller : We really need to crack down on alcoholism around here. Sat Apr 29 23:56:08 2656 Karl Schiller : OK, Grit, I'll bite. What's on it? Sat Apr 29 23:57:04 2656 Karl Schiller : You better hand it over to me. Sat Apr 29 23:57:09 2656 Karl Schiller : OK, let's see. Sat Apr 29 23:57:30 2656 Karl Schiller : It says, Laser Drill, Tawny and Powercell on it. Sat Apr 29 23:58:15 2656 Jacaine : What are three things Grey needs for a weekend getaway? Sat Apr 29 23:58:26 2656 Karl Schiller : Ha ha ha ha! Sat Apr 29 23:58:41 2656 Karl Schiller : That's the Great Gritini folks! Should we run another one by him? Sat Apr 29 23:58:58 2656 Karl Schiller : OK, here's another envelope. Let's see what we've got. Sat Apr 29 23:59:37 2656 Karl Schiller : It says Nigel, Hefty Burger and...um... Sat Apr 29 23:59:48 2656 Karl Schiller : Dammit, Steve, does this say 'anus'? Sun Apr 30 00:00:11 2656 Karl Schiller : Yeah, Fred, anus. Sun Apr 30 00:00:14 2656 Jacaine : Hmm...what are three things that make you go in a hurry? Sun Apr 30 00:00:24 2656 Karl Schiller : Ha ha ha ha! Sun Apr 30 00:00:28 2656 Karl Schiller : He's here all week folks! Sun Apr 30 00:00:42 2656 Karl Schiller : OK, looks like we have one more. Sun Apr 30 00:02:40 2656 Jacaine : Hmm...Jim Jones...Landulf...and vuurrgmch. Sun Apr 30 00:02:55 2656 Karl Schiller : No...not quite. Sun Apr 30 00:02:56 2656 Jacaine : What is a prescription for a headache? Sun Apr 30 00:03:09 2656 Karl Schiller : It says Grey, Jim Jones and, erm, looks like Nuke. Sun Apr 30 00:04:00 2656 Jacaine : I apologize for that bit folks...the writers responsible have just been fired. Sun Apr 30 00:04:17 2656 Karl Schiller : We really need to take a quick break here. Sun Apr 30 00:04:57 2656 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Sun Apr 30 00:05:02 2656 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Sun Apr 30 00:05:18 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah, well, looks like Grit hasn't quite made it back from the, ah, break yet. Sun Apr 30 00:05:34 2656 Ratchet : Hey, ah, um, first time caller, first time listener, uh, what do you guys think of the current Auction? I mean I hear Gerks is for sale and someone is willing to pay a pretty penny for it... any comments? Sun Apr 30 00:06:03 2656 Karl Schiller : The auction? Sun Apr 30 00:06:13 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, there's not really much we can say on that, Ratchet, although we do appreciate your call. Sun Apr 30 00:06:21 2656 Karl Schiller : No doubt it's going to cost a pretty penny... Sun Apr 30 00:06:27 2656 Karl Schiller : Good luck to you if you're bidding! Sun Apr 30 00:06:54 2656 Karl Schiller : If you've just joined us, Gerks to Go, our resident refinery in the Northeast Merchant dome, is up for auction, and some astute listeners have called in to remind us. Sun Apr 30 00:07:16 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah, well, I don't think Grit has made it back quite yet. Sun Apr 30 00:07:26 2656 Karl Schiller : Hey, but we've got a special treat for you! Sun Apr 30 00:07:35 2656 Karl Schiller : One of Core's finest is going to join us for an interview. Sun Apr 30 00:07:46 2656 Karl Schiller : It's Squiggy the Janitor! Sun Apr 30 00:07:53 2656 Karl Schiller : Evenin' Squiggy. Can I call you Squig? Sun Apr 30 00:08:00 2656 Jacaine : Mrgh? Sun Apr 30 00:08:05 2656 Karl Schiller : Can you hear me now? Sun Apr 30 00:08:06 2656 Jacaine : *hack* Sun Apr 30 00:08:17 2656 Jacaine : I can hear yas Sun Apr 30 00:08:24 2656 Karl Schiller : You, erm, going to be OK there? Sun Apr 30 00:08:49 2656 Jacaine : Squiggy ate a burrito at Skyview Terrace. Sun Apr 30 00:08:59 2656 Jacaine : Squiggy don't like Skyview Terrace. Sun Apr 30 00:09:02 2656 Karl Schiller : Not wise, Squiggy, not wise. We've all been there. Sun Apr 30 00:09:08 2656 Karl Schiller : I'm really sorry to hear that. Sun Apr 30 00:09:19 2656 Karl Schiller : So, hey, tell us, what's it like to work in the Janitorial Sciences here on Core? Sun Apr 30 00:09:46 2656 Jacaine : Squiggy pick up crap people drop. Squiggy thinks people are lazy. Sun Apr 30 00:10:09 2656 Karl Schiller : Fred thinks Squiggy is right about that. There sure seems to be a lot of useless crap lying around these days. Sun Apr 30 00:10:29 2656 Karl Schiller : Are you happy here? No doubt The Company is paying you top credit. Sun Apr 30 00:10:30 2656 Jacaine : Does Fred think Squiggy ain't doing his job? Sun Apr 30 00:10:55 2656 Karl Schiller : No, no, not at all. Sun Apr 30 00:11:02 2656 Karl Schiller : Looks like we have a call! Sun Apr 30 00:11:04 2656 Jacaine : Why's Fred saying there's a lot of crap lying around? Fred think Squiggy's not doing his job? Sun Apr 30 00:11:05 2656 Quegon : Hi guys I'm just calling in to ask what you think of company safety policies, after most of the recent events its pretty obvious that alot of the employes have to work out most of the problems for themselfs, and what did the people who were supposed to fix the problems do? nothing kinda concerning isn't it? Sun Apr 30 00:11:36 2656 Karl Schiller : Hey Squiggy, looks like Quegon's saying you're not doing your job, not me. Sun Apr 30 00:11:39 2656 Jacaine : Quegon interrupts Squiggy. Squiggy doesn't like this. Fred hurts for Quegon's err. Sun Apr 30 00:12:02 2656 Bri : I think we should help Squiggy out and make this place better for all of us! Sun Apr 30 00:12:13 2656 Karl Schiller : Looks like you have a fan, too, Squiggy. Sun Apr 30 00:12:27 2656 Karl Schiller : So, about half the colony thinks you're doing a great job, and the other half thinks you're responsible for safety violations. Sun Apr 30 00:12:30 2656 Jacaine : Squiggy is hearing the voices again. Sun Apr 30 00:12:36 2656 Jacaine : Squiggy needs to take his pills. Sun Apr 30 00:12:46 2656 Jacaine : Why the hell is the janitor on the air? Sun Apr 30 00:12:51 2656 Karl Schiller : What? Sun Apr 30 00:13:06 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, where the hell where you, Grit? Sun Apr 30 00:13:15 2656 Karl Schiller : We can't just have dead air! Sun Apr 30 00:13:15 2656 Jacaine : Grit is just an alcoholic. Sun Apr 30 00:13:31 2656 Jacaine : You know I have a condition Sun Apr 30 00:13:40 2656 Jacaine : Why the hell are you interviewing the janitor? Sun Apr 30 00:13:47 2656 Karl Schiller : Sounds to me like both of you have probably tried to get treatment from Doctor Charasan. Sun Apr 30 00:13:56 2656 Jacaine : Fred cross-dressers too. Sun Apr 30 00:13:58 2656 Karl Schiller : You know how fucked up everyone is after coming out of his office, guys! Sun Apr 30 00:14:04 2656 Jacaine : That's it - cut to a break! Sun Apr 30 00:14:10 2656 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Sun Apr 30 00:14:15 2656 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all your power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Sun Apr 30 00:14:54 2656 Jacaine : Well...we're back and Squiggy has been properly sedated. Sun Apr 30 00:15:03 2656 Karl Schiller : Sorry about that, Grit. Sun Apr 30 00:15:14 2656 Karl Schiller : Squiggy was available, and wanted to get on the air. Sun Apr 30 00:15:19 2656 Karl Schiller : I didn't know he hadn't taken his meds. Sun Apr 30 00:15:36 2656 Jacaine : Even if he's on his meds, it's not a safe bet. Sun Apr 30 00:16:01 2656 Karl Schiller : So what else you have planned for us tonight, Grit? Sun Apr 30 00:16:01 2656 Jacaine : Well...since we don't have any more guests slated, I guess we can do open lines for the rest of the show... Sun Apr 30 00:16:22 2656 Karl Schiller : Let's hear from you out there! Sun Apr 30 00:16:26 2656 Jacaine : Whatever you guys want to talk about, it's a free-for-all. Sun Apr 30 00:16:37 2656 Karl Schiller : Got a gripe, a comment, anything! Sun Apr 30 00:16:46 2656 Karl Schiller : All we ask is that you not suck. Sun Apr 30 00:17:04 2656 Karl Schiller : But...why'd I come out here then? Sun Apr 30 00:17:04 2656 Jacaine : Want to make fun of Nigel? Charasan? Grey? Go ahead. They won't know, no one listens to our show Sun Apr 30 00:17:13 2656 Karl Schiller : Someone please escort Muffy...somewhere. Sun Apr 30 00:17:49 2656 Jacaine : And let's try to keep the crank calls to a minimum too. Sun Apr 30 00:18:20 2656 Karl Schiller : Nothing? Everyone's blissfully happy working for The Company, eh? Sun Apr 30 00:18:27 2656 Karl Schiller : Don't worry, this isn't being recorded. Sun Apr 30 00:18:27 2656 Jacaine : Well...Fred? Why not break out some of your ould stand up act? Sun Apr 30 00:18:29 2656 Karl Schiller : As far as you know. Sun Apr 30 00:18:59 2656 Karl Schiller : I really doubt everyone wants to hear the old stand-up act. Sun Apr 30 00:19:10 2656 Jacaine : Oh come on...you have great bits about nigel Sun Apr 30 00:19:15 2656 Bri : I DO!!!! Sun Apr 30 00:19:31 2656 Karl Schiller : *sigh* Sun Apr 30 00:19:31 2656 Jacaine : Well, there you go. Our one listener wants to hear. Sun Apr 30 00:19:43 2656 Karl Schiller : We're down to one freakin' listener?? Sun Apr 30 00:20:00 2656 Karl Schiller : With no competition and a captive audience, we have one freakin' listener? Sun Apr 30 00:20:18 2656 Quegon : I'm listening Sun Apr 30 00:20:27 2656 Karl Schiller : Make that two! We've doubled our listener base. Sun Apr 30 00:20:45 2656 Jacaine : Just think of what will happen if you break out your act. Sun Apr 30 00:20:48 2656 Karl Schiller : At this rate, we'll have, what, 16 million listeners in just under four hours. Sun Apr 30 00:21:04 2656 Jacaine : I know everyone will love the one about Nigel in the negligee. Sun Apr 30 00:21:34 2656 Karl Schiller : Negligee, hrm? Sun Apr 30 00:21:59 2656 Karl Schiller : Ooh. Sun Apr 30 00:22:10 2656 Karl Schiller : Pretty ballsy, there, Grit, censoring a Company Vice President like that. Sun Apr 30 00:22:48 2656 Jacaine : So...? Sun Apr 30 00:22:57 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, I suppose we could break out the old 'Quegon dropping the kids off at the pool' joke. Sun Apr 30 00:23:20 2656 Quegon : hey I heard that I didn't drop them Sun Apr 30 00:24:16 2656 Karl Schiller : OK, guys. What does Grey hold up his pants with? Sun Apr 30 00:24:33 2656 Karl Schiller : Anyone? Sun Apr 30 00:24:46 2656 Jacaine : I know that Tawny pulls them down... Sun Apr 30 00:24:47 2656 Grey : I think about Bri in her schoolgirl uniform and my pants stay up just fine :) Sun Apr 30 00:24:47 2656 Bri : What? Sun Apr 30 00:24:50 2656 Quegon : suspenders? Sun Apr 30 00:24:56 2656 Karl Schiller : A Powerbelt! Sun Apr 30 00:25:00 2656 Karl Schiller : Yuck Yuck Yuck. Sun Apr 30 00:25:04 2656 Quegon : wait grey wears pants now? Sun Apr 30 00:25:32 2656 Karl Schiller : OK, next joke! What do you see when Grey doesn't wear his Powerbelt? Sun Apr 30 00:25:35 2656 Jacaine : For those interested, after the show we will be beating the ever loving crap out of Fred in the storeroom behind the studio... Sun Apr 30 00:25:57 2656 Karl Schiller : Aw, c'mon, I'm just getting started here! Anyone? Anyone? Sun Apr 30 00:26:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Awww, no one wants to take a guess? Sun Apr 30 00:26:44 2656 Quegon : I don't want to know Sun Apr 30 00:26:45 2656 Bri : What? Sun Apr 30 00:26:56 2656 Karl Schiller : A 'Waist'worm! Sun Apr 30 00:27:03 2656 Karl Schiller : Yuck Yuck Yuck Yuck! Sun Apr 30 00:27:21 2656 Quegon : eww that better not be what I think it is Sun Apr 30 00:27:21 2656 Bri : Oh you are a stitch Sun Apr 30 00:27:22 2656 Jacaine : I'm begining to see why you got fired from your last gig. Sun Apr 30 00:27:44 2656 Jacaine : Well...as sure as no one knows where the hobo goes when it snows, we are all out of time. Sun Apr 30 00:27:44 2656 Karl Schiller : Hey, I'm not the one who slept with Nigel to get a radio gig, buddy. Sun Apr 30 00:28:10 2656 Jacaine : I would like to...umm...thank our guests...Muffy...and Squiggy... Sun Apr 30 00:28:28 2656 Jacaine : And if you see Fred - please hurt him. Sun Apr 30 00:28:30 2656 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all your power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Sun Apr 30 00:28:35 2656 Advertisement : Have you had your cigarette today? Sun Apr 30 00:29:08 2656 Karl Schiller : I've run it several times, and they still pop up. Sun Apr 30 00:29:14 2656 Karl Schiller : Erm, oops. Sun Apr 30 00:29:40 2656 Karl Schiller : Anyone up for a game of Guess That Number? Sun Apr 30 00:29:57 2656 Bri : ME!!!! Sun Apr 30 00:29:59 2656 Quegon : 26! Sun Apr 30 00:30:07 2656 Karl Schiller : OK! We've got at least two interested, so we'll take you now t: Sun Apr 30 00:30:11 2656 Karl Schiller : Guess Sun Apr 30 00:30:15 2656 Karl Schiller : That Sun Apr 30 00:30:22 2656 Karl Schiller : NUMBER!!! Sun Apr 30 00:30:31 2656 Quegon : hey who is that? Sun Apr 30 00:30:46 2656 Karl Schiller : Uh oh. Sun Apr 30 00:30:59 2656 Jacaine : Err...sorry about that. Sun Apr 30 00:31:03 2656 Karl Schiller : It appears that Guess That Number won't be airing tonight. Sun Apr 30 00:31:10 2656 Jacaine : Damn 1000 year old computer... Sun Apr 30 00:32:03 2656 Karl Schiller : Uhm. Sun Apr 30 00:32:27 2656 Jacaine : Squiggy wants to hurt Fred Sun Apr 30 00:32:28 2656 Karl Schiller : What the fu...I mean, Hello there, Nigel! Sun Apr 30 00:32:53 2656 Nigel : Hello there Fred. Sun Apr 30 00:32:56 2656 Karl Schiller : We're, ah, a radio show you know. You don't actually have to come down here to see it. Sun Apr 30 00:33:00 2656 Karl Schiller : I mean, listen to it. Sun Apr 30 00:33:11 2656 Karl Schiller : Grit? What is this? Sun Apr 30 00:33:28 2656 Jacaine : Squiggy hurt Grit. Grit won't be back tonight. Sun Apr 30 00:33:29 2656 Nigel : It's not a problem. Not a problem at all. *the sound of cracking knuckles can be heard over the air* Sun Apr 30 00:33:48 2656 Karl Schiller : No, really, you know Grit and I have the utmost..> Sun Apr 30 00:33:52 2656 Karl Schiller : OW! Sun Apr 30 00:34:00 2656 Karl Schiller : AaaaaaaaaAaaaaah! Sun Apr 30 00:34:06 2656 Jacaine : Squiggy likes violence. Sun Apr 30 00:34:15 2656 Quegon : give him one for me nigel Sun Apr 30 00:34:18 2656 Karl Schiller : My you've got such a big gun aaaaaaaaAaaaaA! Sun Apr 30 00:34:53 2656 Bri : OoooOOoOoO Sun Apr 30 00:34:55 2656 Quegon : squiggy if you hit fred you can come to my pool party Sun Apr 30 00:35:13 2656 Karl Schiller : Good evening, folks. Sun Apr 30 00:35:25 2656 Karl Schiller : I don't think we'll be hearing from Fred or Grit any time soon. Sun Apr 30 00:35:31 2656 Karl Schiller : We're going to, ah, take a break. Sun Apr 30 00:35:33 2656 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sun Apr 30 00:35:38 2656 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Sun Apr 30 00:35:47 2656 Bri : Hi phil and welcome to the show! Sun Apr 30 00:36:39 2656 Nigel : In todays news, both Fred and Grit were in a freak accident. Sun Apr 30 00:36:56 2656 Nigel : Both KORE employees seem to have fallen down several flights of stairs. Sun Apr 30 00:37:21 2656 Quegon : and yet your still standing nigel? Sun Apr 30 00:37:35 2656 Nigel : After several hours of intensive care at the clinic they still had no comment for our interviewers. Sun Apr 30 00:38:02 2656 Nigel : We here at KORE studios wish them a quick recovery. Sun Apr 30 00:38:44 2656 Jacaine : Damnit all! Sun Apr 30 00:39:12 2656 Karl Schiller : Well. Sun Apr 30 00:39:30 2656 Karl Schiller : As you heard it here, folks, straight from one of The Company's highest-ranking officers here on Core... Sun Apr 30 00:39:39 2656 Karl Schiller : Doesn't look like we'll be hearing from Grit or Fred in a little while. Sun Apr 30 00:39:55 2656 Karl Schiller : But, if there's still some interest, we've still got time for Guess That Number! Anyone in? Sun Apr 30 00:40:14 2656 Bri : ME!!!! Sun Apr 30 00:40:21 2656 Karl Schiller : Quegon, you still in? Sun Apr 30 00:40:41 2656 Quegon : wait you fixed that machine? Sun Apr 30 00:40:46 2656 Karl Schiller : Yes, it looks like ENIAC is ready to go. Sun Apr 30 00:40:57 2656 Quegon : guess its time for me to break it Sun Apr 30 00:41:01 2656 Karl Schiller : All right! Stay tuned for... Sun Apr 30 00:41:02 2656 Quegon : start the game Sun Apr 30 00:41:03 2656 Karl Schiller : Guess... Sun Apr 30 00:41:06 2656 Karl Schiller : That... Sun Apr 30 00:41:08 2656 Karl Schiller : NUMBER! Sun Apr 30 00:41:47 2656 Jacaine : Arrrgh mateys...if ye be looking for some good food, come to Bob'ss Chest O'Chicken. Ye won't find anything golder this side of the galaxy. Just hang a right at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Sun Apr 30 00:42:19 2656 Karl Schiller : Erm, that's 'Bob'. Sun Apr 30 00:42:27 2656 Karl Schiller : Welcome to Guess That Number! Sun Apr 30 00:42:36 2656 Karl Schiller : Short on credits? Looking for a little fun? That's what we're here for! Sun Apr 30 00:43:28 2656 Nigel : I be Ragbeard, the Pirate! Scourge o' the lego seas! Sun Apr 30 00:43:39 2656 Karl Schiller : Someone turn that shit off, please! Sun Apr 30 00:44:43 2656 Karl Schiller : Where the chance to win big prizes REALLY happens. Sun Apr 30 00:44:53 2656 Karl Schiller : OK, let's get started! Sun Apr 30 00:45:00 2656 Karl Schiller : Bri, Quegon, send in your guesses. Sun Apr 30 00:45:06 2656 Karl Schiller : Remember, it must be a number between 1 and 1000. Sun Apr 30 00:45:13 2656 Karl Schiller : And anyone else who wishes to play, please jump in! Sun Apr 30 00:45:34 2656 Karl Schiller : We've got our two guesses in, I'll wait a few more seconds... Sun Apr 30 00:45:50 2656 Karl Schiller : Closed! Sun Apr 30 00:46:03 2656 Karl Schiller : xmit Ooh, we got one additional guess right under the wire. Welcome Nigel! Sun Apr 30 00:46:16 2656 Karl Schiller : OK, we have 3 guesses. Sun Apr 30 00:46:20 2656 Jacaine : That's riiiiiiiiight. For only 10000 credits a month you too can own beach front property on Venus. Sun Apr 30 00:46:23 2656 Karl Schiller : Here we go...let's see what ENIAC has to say about it. Sun Apr 30 00:46:29 2656 Karl Schiller : Shut UP you Pirates! Sun Apr 30 00:46:39 2656 Karl Schiller : The number is 488! Sun Apr 30 00:46:50 2656 Karl Schiller : Congratulations Quegon! You were closest! Sun Apr 30 00:47:17 2656 Karl Schiller : OK, that means we get to go on to our first Bonus Round! Sun Apr 30 00:48:00 2656 Karl Schiller : The same rules apply--ENIAC will generate a number between 1 and 1000. Sun Apr 30 00:48:14 2656 Karl Schiller : If you guess a number that's within 100 of ENIAC's, you'll quadruple your credits! Sun Apr 30 00:48:22 2656 Karl Schiller : Within 200, you'll double them. Sun Apr 30 00:48:46 2656 Karl Schiller : Quegon...still with us? Sun Apr 30 00:49:05 2656 Quegon : no I left half an hour ago Sun Apr 30 00:49:11 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah, smart ass comments. Won't help you win, but always adds life to the show. Sun Apr 30 00:49:26 2656 Karl Schiller : So, you ready? Send in your guess. Either way, you go on to the Final Round. Sun Apr 30 00:49:36 2656 Jacaine : ...now...I know what you're all thinking. "Will...is the church of Scientology right for me?" Sun Apr 30 00:49:58 2656 Quegon : 893 Sun Apr 30 00:50:07 2656 Karl Schiller : OK, Quegon's guessed 893. Sun Apr 30 00:50:14 2656 Karl Schiller : We'll see if he wins...right after this break! Sun Apr 30 00:50:38 2656 Nigel : But the sheep were so cute and... *static* ...as just right Sun Apr 30 00:50:54 2656 Jacaine : ...now...I know what you're all thinking. "Will...is the church of Scientology right for me?" Sun Apr 30 00:51:29 2656 Karl Schiller : Looking for a support group that's just right for you? Sun Apr 30 00:51:36 2656 Karl Schiller : Being seen with the wrong crowd? Sun Apr 30 00:51:40 2656 Karl Schiller : Please, contact SA today. Sun Apr 30 00:52:02 2656 Karl Schiller : We're back! Sun Apr 30 00:52:12 2656 Karl Schiller : OK, Quegon has guessed 893. Let's see what ENIAC comes up with Sun Apr 30 00:52:21 2656 Karl Schiller : Ooh, tough break there. Sun Apr 30 00:52:32 2656 Karl Schiller : Looks like you're still just at break-even, Quegon. Sun Apr 30 00:52:40 2656 Karl Schiller : But now...we go on to Final Guess That NUMBER! Sun Apr 30 00:52:48 2656 Karl Schiller : Where the credits REALLY fly! Sun Apr 30 00:52:52 2656 Quegon : well don't that just kick all, now I eniac has just made my to kill list Sun Apr 30 00:52:58 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah, no need to get vindictive, you can still win BIG! Sun Apr 30 00:53:14 2656 Karl Schiller : Here in the Final Round, you've got a chance to win 100,000 credits! Sun Apr 30 00:53:31 2656 Karl Schiller : If you guess ENIAC's exact number, we'll pay you 100,000 credits. Sun Apr 30 00:53:52 2656 Quegon : sorry I'm in the shower your gonna have to speak up Sun Apr 30 00:53:55 2656 Karl Schiller : If you're within 100, you'll win 5,000 credits Sun Apr 30 00:53:58 2656 Jacaine : Nigel sir! I like sheep too! Sun Apr 30 00:54:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Or...you can take what's behind Door Number Two. Your choice. Sun Apr 30 00:54:32 2656 Karl Schiller : Let's see what we've got. Sun Apr 30 00:54:36 2656 Karl Schiller : Quegon, send us your guess now. Sun Apr 30 00:54:56 2656 Quegon : erm? the door? Sun Apr 30 00:55:04 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah, no. You get a shot at the Door if you're within 100 of ENIAC. Sun Apr 30 00:55:12 2656 Karl Schiller : You still get to guess between 1 and 1000. Sun Apr 30 00:55:23 2656 Karl Schiller : *mumbles* Who finds these idiot contestants? Sun Apr 30 00:55:27 2656 Quegon : 367 Sun Apr 30 00:55:33 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah, OK! We've got a guess of 367. Sun Apr 30 00:55:53 2656 Quegon : sorry my comm is dead I'm gonna have to call back Sun Apr 30 00:55:56 2656 Bri : 800? Sun Apr 30 00:56:01 2656 Karl Schiller : Errrr, sorry, Bri, this is Quegon's Final Round. Sun Apr 30 00:56:19 2656 Karl Schiller : OK, dammit, what was his guess again? Sun Apr 30 00:56:23 2656 Karl Schiller : Oh, ah, 367! OK! Sun Apr 30 00:56:26 2656 Karl Schiller : Here we go! Sun Apr 30 00:56:30 2656 Karl Schiller : Isn't this exciting? Sun Apr 30 00:56:39 2656 Karl Schiller : Oh...too bad. Sun Apr 30 00:56:45 2656 Karl Schiller : You really suck at picking numbers, Quegon! Sun Apr 30 00:57:03 2656 Quegon : whats a number? Sun Apr 30 00:57:12 2656 Karl Schiller : Uh, Bart, don't berate the guests. You'll find yourself falling down the same stairs as Grit and Fred that way. Sun Apr 30 00:57:34 2656 Quegon : whee stairs!!! Sun Apr 30 00:57:38 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, let's give Bri a shot at winning the big credits. Sun Apr 30 00:57:44 2656 Quegon : my turn!!! Sun Apr 30 00:57:48 2656 Jacaine : ...because I know how to run the show. *static* was the real hero in that battle Sun Apr 30 00:57:50 2656 Karl Schiller : Since it appears our last contestant is in need of some serious psychiatric assistance. Sun Apr 30 00:58:08 2656 Bri : 300 Sun Apr 30 00:58:23 2656 Karl Schiller : OK, Bri, 300 it is. This is our first Bonus Round for you, so let's see how you do! Sun Apr 30 00:58:42 2656 Karl Schiller : Oh, believe me, Bart, she 'does' just fine. Sun Apr 30 00:58:51 2656 Karl Schiller : Uh, yeah, thanks Grey. Sun Apr 30 00:59:07 2656 Karl Schiller : 300 it is! Sun Apr 30 00:59:16 2656 Karl Schiller : Oof. Tough night, guys. Sun Apr 30 00:59:22 2656 Karl Schiller : Not even close. Sun Apr 30 00:59:31 2656 Karl Schiller : But that's OK. We'll still move on to a Final Round. Sun Apr 30 00:59:35 2656 Karl Schiller : After these important messages. Sun Apr 30 00:59:44 2656 Bri : Hahahaha Sun Apr 30 00:59:46 2656 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Sun Apr 30 00:59:51 2656 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Sun Apr 30 01:00:09 2656 Karl Schiller : Hahahahaha told you fuckers you'd still run my ads! You guys all suck! Blow me! You can... Sun Apr 30 01:00:21 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah, what was that? Sun Apr 30 01:00:29 2656 Karl Schiller : Ahem, anyway. Sun Apr 30 01:00:33 2656 Karl Schiller : OK Bri, one final guess. Sun Apr 30 01:00:39 2656 Karl Schiller : Whatcha got for us??? Sun Apr 30 01:00:52 2656 Bri : 400 Sun Apr 30 01:00:56 2656 Karl Schiller : 400. Sun Apr 30 01:01:02 2656 Karl Schiller : Big on rounding off, eh, Bri? Sun Apr 30 01:01:15 2656 Karl Schiller : C'mon, ENIAC, make someone a winner tonight! Sun Apr 30 01:01:26 2656 Bri : For this evening , yes Sun Apr 30 01:01:30 2656 Karl Schiller : Ohhhh. So not close at all. Sun Apr 30 01:01:42 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, everyone loses here tonight on Guess That Number. Sun Apr 30 01:03:00 2656 Karl Schiller : Thanks again, Core, for joining us this evening. Sun Apr 30 01:03:09 2656 Karl Schiller : Have a profitable mining shift! Sun Apr 30 01:03:16 2656 Bri : No, thank you Mon May 22 14:24:17 2656 Karl Schiller : Greetings, miners! Mon May 22 14:24:26 2656 Karl Schiller : Just a quick announcement...after these messages. Mon May 22 14:24:28 2656 Advertisement : Whoah dude your having a nicotine fit! Chill out and smoke a pack of cigarettes! Mon May 22 14:24:33 2656 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Mon May 22 14:25:00 2656 Karl Schiller : KORE wants to remind everyone about the upcoming CoreQuad tournament. Mon May 22 14:25:11 2656 Karl Schiller : There is NO entry fee. There is NO pressure! Mon May 22 14:25:18 2656 Karl Schiller : All you need to do is show up, and have fun! Mon May 22 14:25:29 2656 Karl Schiller : The tournament is open to all players, regardless of level. Mon May 22 14:26:08 2656 Karl Schiller : Tournament dates are this Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Mon May 22 14:26:28 2656 Karl Schiller : That's 27, 28 and 29 May, 2656, for you detail-oriented types. Mon May 22 14:26:57 2656 Karl Schiller : This should be the event of the year! Mon May 22 14:27:15 2656 Karl Schiller : The CoreQuad tournament is hosted by Styx Phon, your local friendly Enforcement officer. Mon May 22 14:27:31 2656 Karl Schiller : If you'd like to enter, simply notify Styx and he'll be sure to include you in the seedings. Mon May 22 14:27:51 2656 Karl Schiller : Let him know what level you'd like to play at. You can determine that by what cards you currently own. Mon May 22 14:28:12 2656 Karl Schiller : If you haven't experienced CoreQuad, visit the CoreQuad play are near the North Dome housing entrance. Mon May 22 14:28:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Enter today! Mon May 22 14:28:53 2656 Karl Schiller : Please direct any and all questions to Styx directly, or you may post on the KORE terminal here in the KORE dome as well. Mon May 22 14:29:28 2656 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Mon May 22 14:29:33 2656 Advertisement : You are so bord, you really need to smoke a joint! Mon May 22 14:30:37 2656 Karl Schiller : One fine note... Mon May 22 14:30:59 2656 Karl Schiller : Styx will also be providing 50,000 credits to each contestant to compensate you for lost mining time. Mon May 22 14:31:07 2656 Karl Schiller : Fifty-thousand credits! Mon May 22 14:31:32 2656 Karl Schiller : The winner of the tournament wins an additional 500,000 credits, with 300,000 for second and 200,000 for third. Mon May 22 14:31:49 2656 Karl Schiller : Everyone wins! Fifty-thousand just to show up, with a potential of 500,000 if you win it all! Mon May 22 14:32:08 2656 Karl Schiller : Based on your investment of zero to play, that's an infinite return on your money, people. Mon May 22 14:33:06 2656 Karl Schiller : And last but not least, if more than 10 miners enter the tournament, Styx will be awarding a very special prize. Mon May 22 14:33:21 2656 Karl Schiller : It's a secret. Even I want to find out, so everyone be sure to enter! Mon May 22 14:34:02 2656 Karl Schiller : We'll be announcing the tournament periodically throughout the week, so if money doesn't motivate you... Mon May 22 14:34:09 2656 Karl Schiller : Hopefully hearing about it incessantly will! Sun May 28 20:19:44 2656 Karl Schiller : Testing... Sun May 28 20:19:52 2656 Karl Schiller : Testing... Sun May 28 20:25:37 2656 Karl Schiller : Testing again... Sun May 28 20:25:45 2656 Karl Schiller : Testing once more... Sun May 28 20:26:00 2656 Karl Schiller : And once more... Tue May 30 16:50:25 2656 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Tue May 30 16:50:30 2656 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Tue May 30 16:55:35 2656 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Tue May 30 16:55:40 2656 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Wed May 31 18:04:10 2656 Karl Schiller : This is an emergency announcement! Wed May 31 18:04:35 2656 Karl Schiller : All available hands are asked to get a fire extinguisher and assist in putting out the fires! Wed May 31 18:04:55 2656 Karl Schiller : Fire extinguishers can be bought at the retail shops in the Southwest Merchant dome. Wed May 31 18:05:40 2656 Karl Schiller : Current reports indicate there are fires in the Reactor just northwest of Center. Wed May 31 18:05:43 2656 Karl Schiller : Repeat. Wed May 31 18:05:48 2656 Karl Schiller : This is an emergency announcement! Wed May 31 18:06:04 2656 Karl Schiller : All available hands are asked to get a fire extinguisher and assist in putting out the fires! Wed May 31 18:15:32 2656 Karl Schiller : Evening, folks. Wed May 31 18:15:48 2656 Karl Schiller : The Company would like to extend its thanks to those of you who helped during this recent accident. Wed May 31 18:16:29 2656 Karl Schiller : Unfortunately, our on-hand fire team was otherwise occupied, or they would have been on the spot with their usual full fire coverage of the facility. Wed May 31 18:16:52 2656 Karl Schiller : We're told that they were on a, ahem, conference call at the time. Wed May 31 18:17:59 2656 Karl Schiller : It appears that the loud explosion that was heard around the colony at approximately 18:05 Earth Standard Time was caused by a malfunction in the city's secondary reactor systems. Wed May 31 18:18:39 2656 Karl Schiller : We've been informed that this was only a minor failure in the redundant backup safety systems, and have been assured this can never happen again. Wed May 31 18:19:20 2656 Karl Schiller : Additionally, The Company wants to be very clear that there is absolutely no concern for alarm. Wed May 31 18:19:35 2656 Karl Schiller : The Company is first and foremost always concerned about the safety of its employees. Wed May 31 18:20:57 2656 Karl Schiller : Additional reports have indicated that The Company may be launching an investigation into what appear to be 'extortionistic' prices for fire extinguishers during these emergencies. Wed May 31 18:21:16 2656 Karl Schiller : However, these reports are unconfirmed at this time. Wed May 31 18:22:36 2656 Karl Schiller : No doubt shop owners will review their pricing, or at least try to improve their advertising, so these miscommunications don't endanger the colony in a more serious crisis. Wed May 31 18:23:34 2656 Karl Schiller : It has been recommended that fire extinguishers be placed in strategic locations throughout the colony, perhaps behind glass, so they're readily accessible in these types of emergencies. Wed May 31 18:24:12 2656 Karl Schiller : Such ideas are completely ludicrous, given the incredibly high level of theft we could expect. Wed May 31 18:24:38 2656 Karl Schiller : Since miners have been known to pretty much pick up anything that's not nailed down, The Company has been forced to be somewhat more selective in what it provides for free. Wed May 31 18:25:44 2656 Karl Schiller : After these comments, we'll open up the lines for you to talk about how this crisis personally affected you! Wed May 31 18:25:49 2656 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Wed May 31 18:25:54 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Wed May 31 18:26:04 2656 Karl Schiller : That's right! The Company IS your friend. Wed May 31 18:26:18 2656 Karl Schiller : Comm lines are open. Call into KORE with what's on your mind. Wed May 31 20:26:30 2656 Bri : Just calling in to say I LOVE KORE! Wed May 31 20:26:53 2656 Jacaine : Phil, you're just a tool of the Company. It's another bloated bueracrecy that gains its profits by cutting our wages. Wed May 31 18:27:00 2656 Karl Schiller : Awww, thanks Bri. We love you, too. As often as possible. Thu Jun 1 13:27:11 2656 Kahless : Hey, Phil. Just calling in to say that my prices are as low as I can possibly make them. I usually buy a lot of them myself and hand them out for free when I'm around at a time of emergency. But the problem is that they are expensive at the factory, so they have to be expensive at the Retail Wed May 31 18:27:25 2656 Karl Schiller : Squiggy, we have some real calls here, so hold off on the editorializing. Wed May 31 20:27:35 2656 Darren : "The Company is my friend" my but, if they were really the fire extinguishers would be free! Wed May 31 18:27:41 2656 Karl Schiller : First off, Kahless. Thanks for calling ing. Wed May 31 18:28:02 2656 Karl Schiller : So, you're saying the factory pricing is where we might have the problem here? You're not marking these up at all? Wed May 31 20:28:19 2656 Bri : Darren, then miners would take them and smelt them just to get that extra credit. Wed May 31 18:28:34 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah, let's stick to Kahless' topic first, then we'll talk about the free extinguishers. Wed May 31 18:28:41 2656 Karl Schiller : Erm, assuming Kahless is still with us. Thu Jun 1 13:28:48 2656 Kahless : I mark up slightly, but it is hardly noticable at all Wed May 31 20:28:58 2656 Darren : There must be some way to setup a security system for them. Wed May 31 18:28:59 2656 Karl Schiller : Hardly noticeable. Hmm. Anyone else out there analyzed pricing on these extinguishers? Anyone? Wed May 31 20:29:13 2656 Darren : sorry Phil Wed May 31 18:29:14 2656 Karl Schiller : No problem, Darren, we'll get back to that, don't worry. Thu Jun 1 13:29:47 2656 Kahless : Okay, here it is. Extinguishers at 250 at the factory, and I price them at 275 Wed May 31 18:29:53 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, if no one has any issues with these fire extinguishers, I guess the pricing will stay where it's at for now. Wed May 31 18:30:03 2656 Wil : The surplus store marks up to 450. Wed May 31 20:30:08 2656 Bri : Ummmm my shop has them priced a bit high, but anyone is more then welcome to make a comment about it and we can try to change it Wed May 31 18:30:16 2656 Karl Schiller : Capitalism, folks, capitalism. Shop around before you make a decision. Wed May 31 18:30:21 2656 Lazarius : personally i dont have a problem with the pricing at all Wed May 31 18:30:44 2656 Karl Schiller : You can't really complain about the prices if you haven't gone out and found the best deal. The Company can only protect you so much. They can't protect you from your own bad decisions! Wed May 31 18:31:03 2656 Karl Schiller : Thanks for clearing that up, Kahless. Best of luck in getting your business up and running. Wed May 31 18:31:09 2656 Wil : It's a bit of an emergency. Perhaps the shops could cut prices in an emergincy and be reumbursed for the loss? Wed May 31 18:31:29 2656 Karl Schiller : Let's see. Couple of different callers here, all on related topics. First off, should we provide these extinguishers for free? Wed May 31 20:31:33 2656 Darren : now that I'm aware of the pricing I understand, just in an emergency it's so frustrating to find a shop and buy one. Wed May 31 18:32:00 2656 Karl Schiller : Bri made the spot-on comment. As fast as The Company could put out extinguishers, you scavengers would steal them and smelt them to remove the evidence. So that plan is a non-starter. Wed May 31 18:32:20 2656 Lazarius : yeah i agree that during an emergency it should change on pricing Wed May 31 20:32:21 2656 Darren : maybe a distribution center for free extinguishers could be approved in the event of an emergency. Wed May 31 18:32:33 2656 Karl Schiller : The Company already pays you an extremely generous credit-and-stock stipend for your work here; anything more is theft. Wed May 31 21:32:35 2656 Fernin : If getting fire extinguishers in an emergency is a problem, then one possible solution is for more people to become Volunteer Firemen. Wed May 31 21:33:01 2656 Fernin : Volunteer Firemen can speak with the folks at the Fire Station and have them provide a number of free extinguishers. Wed May 31 18:33:06 2656 Karl Schiller : A volunteer fire fighting force is an interesting thought. Wed May 31 21:33:07 2656 Fernin : Or at least, last time I checked, that's how it worked. Wed May 31 20:33:42 2656 Darren : as long as they actually respond and aren't tied up in conference calls. Wed May 31 18:33:48 2656 Lazarius : if possible i would be willing to join up as a volunteer fire fighter...im sure many more would Wed May 31 18:33:55 2656 Karl Schiller : Oh, I'm sure that conference call was vital to our safety here. Thu Jun 1 13:34:05 2656 Kahless : We looked into that several years ago, but we never got any response from The Company or the Fire Station Wed May 31 20:34:20 2656 Darren : clearly Phil. Wed May 31 18:34:43 2656 Karl Schiller : Those of you interested; how would you maintain a volunteer firefighting team? Wed May 31 18:35:34 2656 Karl Schiller : Hmm. Wed May 31 18:35:38 2656 Karl Schiller : Let's take a quick break. Wed May 31 18:35:45 2656 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Wed May 31 18:35:50 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Wed May 31 18:35:57 2656 Karl Schiller : We're back! Thu Jun 1 13:36:01 2656 Kahless : Lockers to store your equipment in while there's fires, and a place to collect fire resistent clothing. Wed May 31 20:36:09 2656 Bri : I think that firefighting is the firefighters job, and that if you choose to risk your life, that you do it on your own funds? I have no problem giving people money, I do it all the time, but I dont think CORE should be responsible when you put your neck out in others jobs Wed May 31 18:36:42 2656 Karl Schiller : Interesting. Isn't Coretex already fire-resistant, though? Well, I suppose iron is too, but it gets a little toasty when fighting fires. Wed May 31 18:36:47 2656 Wil : If the domes burn down we ALL die, Bri. Thu Jun 1 13:37:13 2656 Kahless : Me and Phillip had a debate about that about a month ago on KORE. It seemed his only response to the problem I bought up was to try to discredit me Wed May 31 18:37:22 2656 Karl Schiller : Bri makes an interesting point, and an interesting counterpoint by Wil. Wed May 31 20:37:27 2656 Darren : I chose to risk my life because the fire fighters failed. Wed May 31 18:37:29 2656 Karl Schiller : How much is fighting for your own life worth, then? Wed May 31 18:37:41 2656 Karl Schiller : As for Phillip...let's PLEASE not start that conversation again. Thu Jun 1 13:38:00 2656 Kahless : at least enough to cover your clinic costs Wed May 31 18:38:19 2656 Karl Schiller : Fair enough, although as Wil said, if the domes burn to the ground, there won't be a clinic to go to. Wed May 31 20:38:26 2656 Bri : When you attack animals, you do so on your own funds, and risk the chance of dying. It's all choice Wed May 31 18:39:06 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, unfortunately that you refer to Billy, Hans and Wendall as animals, but we see your point. Wed May 31 20:39:11 2656 Darren : I didn't choose for the dome to catch fire though. Wed May 31 18:40:36 2656 Karl Schiller : That's right, so choosing not to act may cause you to risk your life anyway. Wed May 31 18:41:10 2656 Karl Schiller : Fortunately, of course, the error has been corrected and these fires can't happen again. But who knows when we get hit be a rogue meteor? Or worse, the Odra get bored and come visit again? Thu Jun 1 13:41:36 2656 Kahless : Oh, that was a fun day, Phil! Wed May 31 18:41:38 2656 Wil : Um, how do we know it can't happen again? Wed May 31 18:42:01 2656 Karl Schiller : Because, Wil, The Company says it can't happen. You have no reason to doubt The Company, of course. Wed May 31 18:42:34 2656 Karl Schiller : Haven't you noticed that The Company Is Your Friend? Wed May 31 18:42:37 2656 Lazarius : but we've seen many fires before...and im remember being told THEY were the last ones... Wed May 31 20:42:44 2656 Darren : I got burned because the Company's firemen failed. Wed May 31 18:42:47 2656 Wil : The Company says it's my friend. Then it gouges me on fire extinguishers. I doubt it plenty. Wed May 31 18:43:21 2656 Karl Schiller : As to the Company's firemen, that's a common misconception. The firemen in the Fire House at contracted and not directly Company employees. Thu Jun 1 13:43:25 2656 Kahless : Speaking of The Company. Maybe they should look into replacing some of the Fire Station personel? Get some new blood in here who are more willing to do their jobs? Wed May 31 18:43:27 2656 Karl Schiller : Rest assured their performance is being looked into. Wed May 31 20:43:34 2656 Bri : You wouldnt have known the price difference unless mentioned, it was the company informing you Wed May 31 18:44:02 2656 Karl Schiller : Phillip's review comes up shortly, and no doubt there will be hard negotiating on both sides to determine if that contract gets renewed or not. Wed May 31 18:44:20 2656 Karl Schiller : Kara assures us that Phillip does have things well in hand. Thu Jun 1 13:44:48 2656 Kahless : Watch what you say, Wil. The Company doesn't pressure me or anyone else on how to price anything Wed May 31 18:45:16 2656 Karl Schiller : Yes, Wil, The Company isn't the one that gouged you. That prompted where this all started - The Company was just as concerned as you are about the pricing given how important these items are. Wed May 31 20:45:41 2656 Bri : It is true, Im willing to talk to the owner to change things, but I dont want fingers pointed at me for having different prices Thu Jun 1 13:45:51 2656 Kahless : If you want to complain to someone, go speak to Smalul Wed May 31 18:46:12 2656 Wil : Yes, okay, I concede the point. I'm just saying that The Company has done some very unfriendly things to us. Wed May 31 18:46:26 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah, well, you'll need to be a little more specific, otherwise it just comes off as generally grumpy bitching, Wil. Wed May 31 20:46:34 2656 Darren : Well regardless of the extinguishers, I would like a full audit into the goings on of the fire department Thu Jun 1 13:46:41 2656 Kahless : at the moment he has a monopoly, as he's the only factory around. So we're at a disadvantage to make things as cheap as possiblew Wed May 31 18:47:08 2656 Lazarius : the bottem line is we should have the choice of becoming a volunteer fire fighter(for a price) whether it's money or being experianced enough and then we shouldnt have a problem when in this situation... Wed May 31 20:47:43 2656 Bri : I completely agree on the audit or something along the lines of training Wed May 31 18:47:54 2656 Karl Schiller : I think the volunteer firefighting force is an interesting idea. These broadcasts are thoroughly reviewed by Company officials; we'll see if it gains any momentum. Wed May 31 18:48:06 2656 Karl Schiller : What sort of training, exactly? Thu Jun 1 13:48:11 2656 Kahless : it would save The Company money, if they paid us on a case by case basis instead of having a 24/7 fire squad that does nothing Wed May 31 18:48:36 2656 Karl Schiller : Ahhh! Let's not degenerate into bashing on the fire squad yet again. Wed May 31 18:48:57 2656 Karl Schiller : You can't possibly know that they do 'nothing'; you don't monitor them all hours of the day. Thu Jun 1 13:49:15 2656 Kahless : it's hard to talk on this subject and not come back to that point, Phil Wed May 31 20:49:21 2656 Darren : they did nothing in the case of this fire Wed May 31 18:49:27 2656 Wil : If we hadn't stepped in we would all be dead do to their lack of action, I think we are justified in bashing them. Wed May 31 18:49:56 2656 Karl Schiller : Unfortunately they're not around to defend themselves. Wed May 31 18:50:16 2656 Karl Schiller : What's going on here, Phil? Wed May 31 18:50:18 2656 Wil : Which is rather suspicious. Wed May 31 18:50:42 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, Phillip, seems that some of our miners are less than happy with the Fire Station's performance during this recent crisis. Wed May 31 18:50:50 2656 Karl Schiller : What recent crisis? Wed May 31 18:51:03 2656 Karl Schiller : Erm. Wed May 31 18:51:09 2656 Karl Schiller : Yes, well... Wed May 31 18:51:23 2656 Wil : This is reassuring. Thu Jun 1 13:51:27 2656 Kahless : The one that nearly killed us all not half an hour ago? Wed May 31 18:51:31 2656 Karl Schiller : Oh crap. Is that Kahless? AGAIN? Wed May 31 18:51:37 2656 Karl Schiller : And now, we've got this Wil piling on, too? Thu Jun 1 13:51:57 2656 Kahless : Yes, it's me. Wed May 31 18:52:08 2656 Karl Schiller : What an overreacting bunch of whiners! Wed May 31 18:52:24 2656 Karl Schiller : It didn't 'nearly kill us'. If it was that serious I'm SURE we would have been notified! Wed May 31 18:52:37 2656 Karl Schiller : Well, um, Phillip, I think your office was notified. I think. Thu Jun 1 13:52:47 2656 Kahless : I could say the same of you and your people, but it would be more 'underreacting' Wed May 31 18:53:13 2656 Karl Schiller : Look. There's no way something like this would slip by my people. Kara has a leg up on everything that happens around here. Thu Jun 1 13:53:47 2656 Kahless : Be sure that I'll be sending a strongly worded letter to Grey asking that you be replaced. Wed May 31 18:53:48 2656 Wil : Yeah, that's not a good quality. She should keep her legs down. Wed May 31 18:54:05 2656 Karl Schiller : Yeah, Wil, I think I rented that holovid too. Wed May 31 18:54:13 2656 Karl Schiller : Hey! That's totally uncalled for! Wed May 31 18:54:32 2656 Karl Schiller : And Kahless, you do what you want. You think you can turn Grey against me, be my guest. Not gonna happen, friend. Thu Jun 1 13:54:59 2656 Kahless : I'm sure it won't just be me Wed May 31 18:55:08 2656 Karl Schiller : Pfft. Whatever. Wed May 31 18:55:17 2656 Lazarius : if enough people want you out im sure we can convince Grey Wed May 31 18:55:18 2656 Karl Schiller : Grey and I go way back. Wed May 31 20:55:26 2656 Darren : If I could say something more about the fire extinguishers. I can't even store one for later. I'll have to buy another one for the next fire. Wed May 31 18:55:41 2656 Karl Schiller : Ah! Finally, a concerned a rational citizen. Thu Jun 1 13:55:50 2656 Kahless : Grey thinks about the bottom line, Phillip. Every time miners have to fight fires, that bottom line shrinks. I'm sure he won't be much pleasedc Wed May 31 18:55:55 2656 Karl Schiller : I agree with you, Darren. The shelf-life of our current extinguishers sucks. Wed May 31 18:56:03 2656 Wil : see, gross incompatance. Wed May 31 18:56:18 2656 Karl Schiller : In those EXTREMELY rare instances where we need to enlist the miners' help in fighting fires, the equipment you have available is really inadequate. Wed May 31 18:56:23 2656 Lazarius : there were plenty of rational citizens talking before you showed up phillip Wed May 31 18:56:31 2656 Karl Schiller : Uh, Phillip, you seem to be ignoring some of the calls. Wed May 31 18:56:38 2656 Karl Schiller : Damn right I am. Wed May 31 20:56:39 2656 Darren : If I'm going to have to do the firemen's job I should atleast have a better fire extinguisher. Wed May 31 18:57:07 2656 Karl Schiller : Wait, wait. The bottom line shrinks when you fight a fire? Wed May 31 18:57:09 2656 Karl Schiller : Ha ha ha! Wed May 31 18:57:16 2656 Karl Schiller : Where'd you dream up that one? Wed May 31 18:57:31 2656 Karl Schiller : You think you're helping the bottom line by loafing around the pub or groping Tawny instead of fighting fires? Thu Jun 1 13:57:38 2656 Kahless : Because miners aren't mining Wed May 31 18:57:53 2656 Karl Schiller : IT WASN'T EVEN YOUR SHIFT! Thu Jun 1 13:57:59 2656 Kahless : I wouldn't talk about groping, Phillip. Wed May 31 18:58:07 2656 Karl Schiller : You're dead weight, buddy, until your shift comes around! Wed May 31 20:58:10 2656 Darren : well I stopped mining Thu Jun 1 13:58:19 2656 Kahless : I wasn't speaking specifically of me Wed May 31 18:58:33 2656 Karl Schiller : Yeah, typical, Kahless trying to enlist allies to discredit me. Hasn't worked before, won't work now. Wed May 31 18:59:03 2656 Wil : What are you paid for Phillip? Wed May 31 18:59:13 2656 Lazarius : he's not enlisting people...we have our own minds and sometimes were thinking the same thing....like now Wed May 31 18:59:14 2656 Karl Schiller : Paid for? Thu Jun 1 13:59:26 2656 Kahless : Oh yes. It's a vast conspiracy to seek out and destroy ineffectual and moronic employees Wed May 31 18:59:35 2656 Wil : Yeah, your job. Wed May 31 18:59:35 2656 Karl Schiller : Ha! A campaign staffed by ineffectual and moronic miners? Do your worst! Wed May 31 18:59:40 2656 Karl Schiller : Oh, wait, that's all you CAN do. Ha! Wed May 31 19:00:13 2656 Karl Schiller : I'll have you all know the Fire Station has a lot of responsibilities. A LOT. Wed May 31 19:00:19 2656 Karl Schiller : More than I have time to discuss here. Thu Jun 1 14:00:26 2656 Kahless : It's sad that you can't even debate the issues, and you have to attack the person. Wed May 31 19:00:47 2656 Karl Schiller : Oh, waaah waaah. If you can't take the fire, get out of, um...uh, nevermind. Wed May 31 21:00:56 2656 Darren : seems to me like they failed their biggest responsibility today, putting out fires! Wed May 31 19:01:14 2656 Wil : You seem to be doing nothing so much as cursing the people who make money for The Company. Which, being an employee of The Company, would seem to suggest that you don't value your job much. Thu Jun 1 14:01:32 2656 Kahless : Listen up, everyone. I'll be circulating a petition to ask the Company to replace Phillip and those who are unable to do their jobs as they are paid to do them Wed May 31 19:01:43 2656 Karl Schiller : Again, we do need to clarify that the Fire Station staff are contracted, and not directly Company employees. They're responsible to their own union and company and the negotiated agreement with The Company for their services. Wed May 31 19:01:50 2656 Karl Schiller : Thanks, Phil. Wed May 31 19:02:11 2656 Karl Schiller : As for a petition. Um. Wed May 31 19:02:18 2656 Wil : Well, The Company can always cut the contract. Wed May 31 19:02:27 2656 Lazarius : well i'll be signing that petition Thu Jun 1 14:02:29 2656 Kahless : Then I'll be asking that the job be contracted out to someone else Wed May 31 19:02:36 2656 Karl Schiller : Not sure I'd recommend that, but...you do what you need to. The Company isn't always real keen on such blatant disregard for their decisions. Wed May 31 19:02:44 2656 Wil : I'll be signing. Wed May 31 19:03:06 2656 Karl Schiller : And those of you cheerfully signing on during this broadcast, I do want to remind you that this is being recorded and reviewed. Just for your protection, of course. Wed May 31 19:03:17 2656 Karl Schiller : Damn straight, losers. Wed May 31 19:03:51 2656 Karl Schiller : Let's take a quick break here. Thanks, Phillip, I think. Wed May 31 19:03:57 2656 Karl Schiller : Bite me. Wed May 31 19:03:59 2656 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Wed May 31 19:04:04 2656 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Thu Jun 1 14:04:07 2656 Kahless : My only concern is with The Company making money, Phil. If we have less need to worry about disasters that we have to fight, then we will be more focused on mining, and bringing in more money for our employer Wed May 31 19:04:22 2656 Karl Schiller : Whoa, snuck that one in even before we could get back from break. Wed May 31 19:04:36 2656 Karl Schiller : By the way, always love those Heptosquid ads! Hilarious! Thu Jun 1 14:04:41 2656 Kahless : I'm tricky that way Wed May 31 19:05:21 2656 Karl Schiller : Kahless, no doubt you're right - miners' time is much better spent mining than fighting fires. Wed May 31 19:05:41 2656 Karl Schiller : But it's not like you don't have other times to mine. You do take time out for other activites, like eating and sleeping, that don't contribute either. So we're walking a slippery slope here. Wed May 31 19:06:50 2656 Karl Schiller : Well I certainly didn't expect this little incident to attract so much interest. Wed May 31 19:06:55 2656 Karl Schiller : I think we'll wrap up here tonight. Wed May 31 19:07:11 2656 Karl Schiller : Again, The Company wants to thank those of you who risked your safety to help put out these fires. Wed May 31 21:07:14 2656 Darren : pfft, little. Wed May 31 19:07:37 2656 Karl Schiller : Darren, this was indeed little. That which doesn't kill you, allows you to mine a little more. Wed May 31 19:07:45 2656 Karl Schiller : And that's what we're all about. Wed May 31 19:07:54 2656 Karl Schiller : Good night, folks. May all your dreams be motherlodes! Fri Jun 16 23:29:31 2656 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Fri Jun 16 23:29:36 2656 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! 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Sun Nov 5 20:43:46 2656 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Sun Nov 5 20:43:51 2656 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Sun Nov 5 20:50:00 2656 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Sun Nov 5 20:50:05 2656 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Tue Nov 28 14:18:35 2656 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Tue Nov 28 14:18:40 2656 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Tue Nov 28 14:26:08 2656 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Tue Nov 28 14:26:13 2656 Advertisement : Weapons R' us is now open. We have many fine handmade weapons for your use and enjoyment, we can also make custom pieces to any specification, stop in see what we have to offer today. Wed Nov 29 02:08:59 2656 Victor : Test of Broadcast System. Wed Nov 29 16:05:40 2656 Victor : Test of the Radio Broadcast System. Thu Nov 30 13:52:55 2656 Advertisement : Weapons R' us is now open. We have many fine handmade weapons for your use and enjoyment, we can also make custom pieces to any specification, stop in see what we have to offer today. Thu Nov 30 13:53:00 2656 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Thu Nov 30 13:56:53 2656 Victor : Malcom, can you help us test the callin system please? Thu Nov 30 13:58:57 2656 Malcolm : Hello? Am I on the air? Thu Nov 30 13:59:01 2656 Victor : Yes you are! Thu Nov 30 13:59:13 2656 Malcolm : Hey! I can hear myself! Thu Nov 30 13:59:14 2656 Victor : you are on the Air with Fred Henderson, on KORE radio broadcast! Thu Nov 30 13:59:31 2656 Victor : How are you this afternoon Thu Nov 30 10:59:34 2656 Karl Schiller : Malcolm's still hearing those voices in his head, apparently. Thu Nov 30 13:59:54 2656 Malcolm : well, nice to meet you Fred. I'm doing excellent and yourself? Thu Nov 30 14:00:00 2656 Victor : Doing well. What are you up to this fine afternoon? Thu Nov 30 11:00:22 2656 Karl Schiller : Where the hell are you, Malcolm? Thu Nov 30 14:00:38 2656 Malcolm : well, we're currently pulling down some of the ventilation in the North Dome. Seems one of our employees enjoys the use of Fireworks off-holiday. Thu Nov 30 13:00:43 2656 Grey : Same thing we do every afternoon... try to take over the Colony! Thu Nov 30 14:00:50 2656 Victor : *Chuckles* nice on Grey Thu Nov 30 14:01:21 2656 Victor : Grey, mind if I ask you a few questions? Thu Nov 30 11:02:25 2656 Karl Schiller : I suppose you're using your 'tool' for that, Malcolm? Thu Nov 30 14:02:38 2656 Victor : Yes, your still on the air Malcolm Thu Nov 30 14:03:00 2656 Victor : Hey all this is KJ, Victor also in the booth Thu Nov 30 14:03:08 2656 Malcolm : Oh excellent. And to answer your question sir, I'm using a variety of Tools. Care to join? Thu Nov 30 11:03:41 2656 Karl Schiller : No, no, it's really not my thing to get involved with your thing. Thu Nov 30 14:03:42 2656 Victor : I'm out for the afternoon ladies and gents. Have a great one, I'm turing the broadcast over to Victor. Thu Nov 30 14:04:20 2656 Malcolm : Take care Fred, thanks for having me call in! Thu Nov 30 14:04:53 2656 Malcolm : :puts down his comm. Thu Nov 30 14:05:36 2656 Victor : ok Malcom... that's nice... Thu Nov 30 14:08:07 2656 Victor : Anyone else like to call in to the station? Thu Nov 30 14:08:26 2656 Victor : But wait! After a word from our sponcers first! Thu Nov 30 14:08:31 2656 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Thu Nov 30 14:08:36 2656 Advertisement : Weapons R' us is now open. We have many fine handmade weapons for your use and enjoyment, we can also make custom pieces to any specification, stop in see what we have to offer today. Thu Nov 30 14:09:06 2656 Victor : Ok! I'm back to the mines Ladies and Gents. Have a fantastic afternoon. Thu Nov 30 14:15:29 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Thu Nov 30 14:15:34 2656 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Thu Nov 30 14:21:53 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Thu Nov 30 14:21:58 2656 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Thu Nov 30 14:49:46 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Thu Nov 30 14:49:51 2656 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Thu Nov 30 16:42:24 2656 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Thu Nov 30 16:42:29 2656 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Thu Nov 30 16:43:26 2656 Victor : Hello Core!! This is your fun and fantastic host Robert Henderson! Thu Nov 30 16:44:25 2656 Victor : I hope everyone is having a good time today. As I expect, most of our miners are deep within the mines, tring to hit the motherload and bring home some good amount of credits for themselves or famil. Thu Nov 30 16:45:50 2656 Victor : Although The Company has informed me that the mining conditions of the mines have improved, I would love to hear what some of our local miners have to say. Feel free to call into the station! I want to hear from YOU! Thu Nov 30 16:46:37 2656 Victor : Hmm... no callins, no-one wants to express thier opinion? Thu Nov 30 16:48:02 2656 Victor : Ok! We'll be back after a few words from our sponcers. Thu Nov 30 16:49:01 2656 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Thu Nov 30 16:49:06 2656 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Thu Nov 30 16:49:53 2656 Victor : Ok, and welcome back to the Henderson Show. Thu Nov 30 16:50:16 2656 Tyzmar : I know that the company cares deeply for us employees, but I am tired of coughing up grime. Do you think it would break the budget to stick a fan here and there? Thu Nov 30 16:51:19 2656 Victor : It does make you wonder if they could help out with the ventaliation a bit more, but they have made some improvements, let's give them that. The Company has issued us and or has been made availible for us to purchase air filters to help with the dust problem. Thu Nov 30 16:52:38 2656 Tyzmar : I mean, come on, why should I have to buy filters. It can't be good if you have miners dying of 'black lung' left and right when they could be producing ore. Thu Nov 30 16:53:27 2656 Victor : Tyzmar, that is a good point, but The Company has given you an opportunity to make a fortune and give you an apartment to live in for free, you have to consider what they have done for us so far. Thu Nov 30 15:53:51 2656 Solwyn : Have they actually proven the effectiveness of these filters before, or are these like our laser drills and we're "testing" them? Thu Nov 30 16:54:08 2656 Tyzmar : Oh well, I guess I am quite lucky in that regard. Thu Nov 30 13:54:10 2656 Ellen : I've been offworld for a while and when I came back I discovered that there are now mining quotas. I'm just curious, how often does a shift make quota? Thu Nov 30 16:55:13 2656 Victor : Ellen, We'll get to your question in a moment. Thu Nov 30 16:55:56 2656 Victor : Solwyn, from what I understand from our Company representative the air filters are not under "testing" conditions, they are the real thing and from what I understand they work to 100% effectiveness. Thu Nov 30 16:57:34 2656 Victor : Ellen, I've seen Beta and Delta shifts meet their quota just about every day. So honestly I think you have nothing to worry about. Thu Nov 30 16:59:15 2656 Victor : ...and with that said, it's time to move to our trivia question for the day! Thu Nov 30 16:59:26 2656 Victor : But First! a word from our sponcers! Thu Nov 30 16:59:29 2656 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Thu Nov 30 16:59:34 2656 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all your power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Thu Nov 30 17:00:58 2656 Victor : Ok! Contest time! Thu Nov 30 17:02:30 2656 Victor : Winner of this contest will win 1000 Credits! Thu Nov 30 17:03:10 2656 Victor : Restrictions: Must be under level 13! Thu Nov 30 17:03:17 2656 Victor : Paygrade that is. Thu Nov 30 17:03:57 2656 Victor : First person to tell me what the cheapest drink at the DH is wins the prize!! Callin with your answer! you have 2 mins! Thu Nov 30 17:04:03 2656 Victor : Good luck from Radio KORE! Thu Nov 30 17:04:29 2656 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Thu Nov 30 17:04:34 2656 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Thu Nov 30 16:05:02 2656 Solwyn : I imagine if they still have some vems in stock, that'd be as cheap as it gets. Thu Nov 30 17:05:18 2656 Victor : Congratulations to Solwyn the apperentice tradesman. Thu Nov 30 17:05:33 2656 Victor : You have won the contest!! Transfering Credits to your account NOW! Thu Nov 30 17:06:18 2656 Victor : Thanks for tuning in to another great episode of the Henderson Show! Thu Nov 30 17:06:25 2656 Victor : Hope to hear from all of you next time! Thu Nov 30 17:06:52 2656 Victor : We will leave the lines open for 2 mins to make an shoutouts to any of your friends. Please call in now! Thu Nov 30 17:06:56 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Thu Nov 30 17:07:01 2656 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Thu Nov 30 17:07:43 2656 Victor : Want to say Thank to Karl for being a true friend! Thu Nov 30 17:09:59 2656 Victor : This has been a Company Approved broadcast. Thu Nov 30 17:19:22 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Thu Nov 30 17:19:30 2656 Advertisement : Weapons R' us is now open. We have many fine handmade weapons for your use and enjoyment, we can also make custom pieces to any specification, stop in see what we have to offer today. Thu Nov 30 17:25:14 2656 Victor : Hey KJ Victor here, with one more quick Trivia game! Thu Nov 30 17:26:08 2656 Victor : 40 shares of Yttrium up for grabes, if you answer this question correctly Thu Nov 30 17:27:33 2656 Victor : With current market value of 1120 credits! Thu Nov 30 17:27:50 2656 Victor : First miner to call in with the correct answer wins. Thu Nov 30 17:28:29 2656 Victor : What is the second most highest priced mineral on Core, and what is it's value for one share? Thu Nov 30 17:28:43 2656 Victor : You have 2 mins to answer correctly! GOOD LUCK from Radio Kore! Thu Nov 30 17:29:04 2656 Tyzmar : Mithril at 92.20 Thu Nov 30 17:29:28 2656 Victor : Congratulations Tyzmar the shift leader! YOU ARE CORRECT! Thu Nov 30 17:29:48 2656 Victor : Thanks again for listening everybody! Have a great day! Thu Nov 30 17:30:06 2656 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Thu Nov 30 17:30:16 2656 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Thu Nov 30 17:30:21 2656 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Thu Nov 30 17:36:39 2656 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Thu Nov 30 17:36:44 2656 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Fri Dec 1 14:33:24 2656 Victor : Hello Core!! Fri Dec 1 14:33:43 2656 Victor : ...and thanks for tuning into another great Robert Henderson Show! Fri Dec 1 14:34:44 2656 Victor : We have a very interesting show lined up for today, including trivia questions for prizes, special interview, and a discussion on mining conditions and the Core conlony itself. Fri Dec 1 14:35:30 2656 Victor : Let's go ahead and start on the topic of company mining. Fri Dec 1 14:35:45 2656 Victor : I'm opening the callin lines now, please express your opinions! Fri Dec 1 14:37:01 2656 Victor : Now... In our last show, we were discussing the quality of our mining conditions. As well as getting some opinions from miners around the Core. Fri Dec 1 14:37:43 2656 Victor : But before we get started, we have to take a pause for a commerical break. We'll be right back. Fri Dec 1 14:37:48 2656 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Fri Dec 1 14:37:53 2656 Advertisement : Come over to Celtic Retail today. Brand new powerbelts in stock TODAY! Less than 5 hours old! Just south of the City Refinery. Fri Dec 1 14:38:24 2656 Victor : Welcome back. Fri Dec 1 14:39:07 2656 Victor : Now as explained before, the last time we were on the air, we were talking about the mining conditions. One of our fellow miners, brought up the fact of our air filters, that our company issued to us. Fri Dec 1 14:39:21 2656 Victor : Well... Maybe I mis-spoke on that, we have to purchase them Fri Dec 1 14:39:48 2656 Victor : But still, the Company has taken extra precautions to make sure mining is safe for our colony. Fri Dec 1 14:40:16 2656 Victor : If you'd like to voice your opinion on our mining conditions, please call in NOW. Fri Dec 1 13:41:31 2656 Ayrton : i wish the price of titanium would go up Fri Dec 1 14:42:25 2656 Victor : Ayrton, Thanks for calling in, and yes I do agree, I wish the price of titanium would go up, but it all depends on the Stock Market. Fri Dec 1 14:42:57 2656 Victor : I do believe the Company is doing a great job in keeping the stock market at great rates for us. Fri Dec 1 13:43:00 2656 Ayrton : yeah Fri Dec 1 13:43:11 2656 Ayrton : sales have been pretty soft in our shop as well Fri Dec 1 14:43:20 2656 Victor : Ok, well, let's shift gears for a minute then. Fri Dec 1 14:43:28 2656 Victor : What shop do you work for Ayrton? Fri Dec 1 13:43:55 2656 Ayrton : Militant Off Worlders, Ltd. Fri Dec 1 14:44:02 2656 Victor : Awesome! Definatley a shop that uses materials that we harvest here on Core. Fri Dec 1 14:44:13 2656 Victor : So it's a direct effect on our economy here on Core. Fri Dec 1 14:44:32 2656 Victor : You would have to thank the Company for that one, they have helped us get this far, and have made things GREAT for us. Fri Dec 1 13:45:09 2656 Ayrton : i wouldn't say great... Fri Dec 1 14:45:15 2656 Victor : ...and why would you say that Ayrton? Fri Dec 1 13:46:39 2656 Ayrton : small apartment...i am slaving in the mines for rubbish earnings Fri Dec 1 14:47:16 2656 Victor : Wooahh... Someone just walked into the Studio... Fri Dec 1 14:47:45 2656 Victor : I'm in complete agreement with Ayrton. Our Apartments are TOO Small! Fri Dec 1 14:48:30 2656 Victor : Excuse us a second folks. We are having to get Victor out of the studio. Fri Dec 1 14:48:45 2656 Victor : Victor!!! Don't make me use force!! Fri Dec 1 14:48:53 2656 Victor : We'll be right back... Fri Dec 1 14:49:03 2656 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Fri Dec 1 14:49:08 2656 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Fri Dec 1 14:49:35 2656 Victor : Ok and we are back. Sorry about that folks... Someone broke into the studio... Fri Dec 1 14:50:30 2656 Victor : But anyrate... it's time for the trivia portion of our Show... For this portion of the show we will goto our Victor in our guest booth! Fri Dec 1 14:50:37 2656 Victor : Say it! Fri Dec 1 14:50:42 2656 Victor : ... Fri Dec 1 14:50:55 2656 Victor : READ THE PAPER Fri Dec 1 14:51:20 2656 Victor : Hello Core... This is your trivia corner with me! Victor... Yayyyy Fri Dec 1 14:51:26 2656 Victor : *grunts* Fri Dec 1 14:52:08 2656 Victor : Your trivia question today has a prize of... Fri Dec 1 14:52:18 2656 Victor : *whispers* Are you serious? Fri Dec 1 14:52:31 2656 Victor : *whispers* Yep... Fri Dec 1 14:52:40 2656 Victor : ... Fri Dec 1 14:52:53 2656 Victor : 2500 Credits. Fri Dec 1 14:53:11 2656 Victor : You have Exactly 2 mins to answer this question correctly. Fri Dec 1 14:53:58 2656 Victor : But first!! it's time for another commerical break! Fri Dec 1 14:54:04 2656 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Fri Dec 1 14:54:09 2656 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Fri Dec 1 14:54:39 2656 Victor : And we are back! Fri Dec 1 14:54:50 2656 Victor : Now back to Victor in Studio B! Fri Dec 1 14:54:56 2656 Victor : Welcome back folks Fri Dec 1 14:55:09 2656 Victor : 23 Fri Dec 1 13:55:11 2656 Ayrton : Can the company really afford to give up the credits? Fri Dec 1 14:55:18 2656 Victor : *laughs* Fri Dec 1 14:56:01 2656 Victor : Well... seeing how we had an disgruntled miner break into our studio. He has been fined for the breaking in, and now his fine is going out as the prize Fri Dec 1 13:56:27 2656 Ayrton : Cool, thanks Victor Fri Dec 1 14:56:27 2656 Victor : Meh... Don't mention it... Fri Dec 1 14:56:36 2656 Victor : 23 Fri Dec 1 14:56:48 2656 Victor : *snickers softly* Fri Dec 1 14:56:59 2656 Victor : *snorts* Fri Dec 1 14:57:36 2656 Victor : Trivia question for the day. Fri Dec 1 14:57:55 2656 Victor : What is the most expensive priced item at the Drunken Heptosquid? Fri Dec 1 14:58:05 2656 Victor : You have 2 mins to answer!! GOOD LUCK for Radio KORE! Fri Dec 1 13:58:44 2656 Ayrton : Vuurrmgch Fri Dec 1 14:59:27 2656 Victor : Congratulations to Ayrton the apprentice tradesman! Fri Dec 1 14:59:32 2656 Victor : You are correct! Fri Dec 1 14:59:39 2656 Victor : ... Fri Dec 1 14:59:48 2656 Victor : *laughs* Fri Dec 1 15:00:38 2656 Victor : Well... I just got word from our station manager... Fri Dec 1 15:00:46 2656 Victor : Sounds like our Specail guest did not show! Fri Dec 1 15:00:58 2656 Victor : So for now! Tune in next time to the Henderson Show! Fri Dec 1 15:01:07 2656 Victor : *grunts* Fri Dec 1 15:01:53 2656 Victor : Stay tuned for the Victor report. Fri Dec 1 15:02:07 2656 Advertisement : Weapons R' us is now open. We have many fine handmade weapons for your use and enjoyment, we can also make custom pieces to any specification, stop in see what we have to offer today. Fri Dec 1 15:02:12 2656 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Fri Dec 1 15:03:05 2656 Victor : Hello Core. Victor report will not be airing today, due to some management issues. Please join us later, and stay tuned to Radio KORE. Core's ONLY radio station. Fri Dec 1 15:03:40 2656 Victor : *plays theme music* Fri Dec 1 15:14:35 2656 Advertisement : Come over to Celtic Retail today. Brand new powerbelts in stock TODAY! Less than 5 hours old! Just south of the City Refinery. Fri Dec 1 15:14:40 2656 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Fri Dec 1 22:05:42 2656 Victor : This is an Offical Company Broadcast Station. Your tuned into Radio KORE. Fri Dec 1 22:05:47 2656 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Fri Dec 1 22:05:52 2656 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Sun Dec 3 16:01:51 2656 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Sun Dec 3 16:01:56 2656 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Sun Dec 3 16:02:53 2656 Victor : GOOD afternoon core! Your tuned into a nother great Robert Henderson show on Radio KORE! Sun Dec 3 16:03:48 2656 Victor : Today, we have another great in depth discussion about company mining polcies and saftey! Sun Dec 3 16:04:37 2656 Victor : But as always, we open the callin lines to our listeners, while we are having these discussions. Sun Dec 3 16:04:50 2656 Victor : So at this time! The lines are open! Sun Dec 3 16:05:03 2656 Victor : But first! a word from our sponcer! Sun Dec 3 16:05:08 2656 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Sun Dec 3 16:05:13 2656 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sun Dec 3 16:06:17 2656 Eion : I hear that we will eventually be able to live in personal mining domes. Can you confirm or deny that? Sun Dec 3 13:06:35 2656 Grahf : i feel that no one cares about safety anymore, and that we should have more safety holovids that no one will watch. Sun Dec 3 16:06:37 2656 Victor : Eion, that is a good question. Sun Dec 3 16:06:55 2656 Victor : Grahf, We'll get to you in a moment... In fact Grahf, could you come to the station please. Sun Dec 3 13:07:17 2656 Grahf : For a beating? Sun Dec 3 16:07:19 2656 Victor : No, contact me on a private comm channel please. Sun Dec 3 16:07:52 2656 Victor : Eion I suppose if you wanted to live in your Personal Mining Dome you could. Sun Dec 3 16:08:36 2656 Victor : But that's probably a better question for our VP Cox Dunbar. Sun Dec 3 16:09:22 2656 Victor : and we'll be right back after a few commercials. Sun Dec 3 16:10:09 2656 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Sun Dec 3 16:10:14 2656 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Sun Dec 3 16:11:21 2656 Victor : And welcome back to Radio KORE. Sun Dec 3 16:12:06 2656 Victor : Unfortunatley, we have to cut our show short tonight, and I realize we really didn't get to talk about the Company polocies and such on mining, and I appologize. Sun Dec 3 16:12:30 2656 Victor : So we'll move right along to our contest portion of the show! Sun Dec 3 16:13:23 2656 Victor : Restrictions for contest include: Must be paygrade 12 or below! So if your Paygrade 13 or higher, we're sorry you are not able to compete. Sun Dec 3 16:14:17 2656 Victor : 3 questions to win the prize! Sun Dec 3 16:14:26 2656 Victor : Prize is... Sun Dec 3 16:14:34 2656 Victor : 5000 Credits! Sun Dec 3 16:15:13 2656 Victor : Question1: What are the compass coordinates for the Radio KORE lobby? You Have 2 mins to callin and Answer!!! Sun Dec 3 16:15:18 2656 Victor : GOOD LUCK from RADIO KORE! Sun Dec 3 16:15:27 2656 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Sun Dec 3 16:15:32 2656 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sun Dec 3 16:16:22 2656 Victor : 1 min remaining! and still NO callins! Sun Dec 3 16:17:00 2656 Victor : 30 seconds... Sun Dec 3 16:17:29 2656 Victor : 10 seconds... Sun Dec 3 16:17:42 2656 Victor : *buzzer sound* Sun Dec 3 16:17:50 2656 Victor : No contestants tonight? Sun Dec 3 16:18:04 2656 Victor : Well... Have a wonderful eveing CORE and goodnight! Sun Dec 3 16:18:24 2656 Victor : This has been a Company Sponcered Broadcast. Thu Dec 7 02:01:48 2656 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Thu Dec 7 13:52:57 2656 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Thu Dec 7 13:53:41 2656 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Thu Dec 7 13:53:45 2656 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Thu Dec 7 13:53:46 2656 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Thu Dec 7 13:53:50 2656 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Fri Dec 8 18:48:27 2656 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Fri Dec 8 18:48:32 2656 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sun Dec 10 16:29:05 2656 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Sun Dec 10 16:29:10 2656 Advertisement : Did you accidentially kill everyone on your shift with an errant blasting cap? Did you cause a shaft to collapse because of careless drilling? Is your foreman still upset at you for killing him? Nothing says "I'm sorry" better than the gift of alcohol. Visit the Drunken Heptosquid for all your drinking needs! Tue Dec 12 02:47:20 2656 Advertisement : Weapons R' us is now open. We have many fine handmade weapons for your use and enjoyment, we can also make custom pieces to any specification, stop in see what we have to offer today. Tue Dec 12 02:47:25 2656 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Tue Dec 12 22:26:56 2656 Advertisement : Come over to Celtic Retail today. Brand new powerbelts in stock TODAY! Less than 5 hours old! Just south of the City Refinery. Tue Dec 12 22:27:01 2656 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Wed Dec 13 17:37:36 2656 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Wed Dec 13 17:37:40 2656 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all your power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Fri Dec 15 23:58:46 2656 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all your power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Fri Dec 15 23:58:51 2656 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Sat Dec 16 14:34:19 2656 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sat Dec 16 14:34:24 2656 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Sat Dec 16 22:04:41 2656 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Sat Dec 16 22:04:46 2656 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Sat Dec 23 01:55:06 2656 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Sat Dec 23 01:55:11 2656 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Sun Dec 31 15:22:18 2656 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Sun Dec 31 15:22:23 2656 Advertisement : Come over to Celtic Retail today. Brand new powerbelts in stock TODAY! Less than 5 hours old! Just south of the City Refinery. Fri Jan 5 06:31:47 2657 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Fri Jan 5 06:31:52 2657 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Tue Jan 23 17:28:25 2657 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Tue Jan 23 17:28:30 2657 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Tue Feb 6 23:41:36 2657 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Tue Feb 6 23:41:41 2657 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Tue Feb 6 23:41:42 2657 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Tue Feb 6 23:41:47 2657 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all your power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Tue Feb 6 23:43:16 2657 Victor : Congratulations to Beta Shift miners for completeing thier Ore Quotas! Tue Feb 6 23:44:02 2657 Victor : On behalf of Drunken Heptosquid, at the end of the Beta mining shift, free drinks all around to Beta Miners!! Tue Feb 6 23:44:19 2657 Victor : so come on down and get drunk! Tue Feb 6 23:46:26 2657 Victor : Wyl, Vinicius, and Vashti!! Congratulations!!! Please join me at the Drunken Heptosquid at the end of your shift... Tue Feb 6 23:47:23 2657 Victor : For Radio KORE I am Victor Langford... till later... SEE-ya!! Tue Feb 6 23:48:25 2657 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Tue Feb 6 23:48:30 2657 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all your power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Tue Mar 13 09:51:27 2657 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Tue Mar 13 09:51:30 2657 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Tue Mar 13 09:51:32 2657 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Tue Mar 13 09:51:33 2657 Advertisement : Come over to Celtic Retail today. Brand new powerbelts in stock TODAY! Less than 5 hours old! Just south of the City Refinery. Tue Mar 13 09:51:38 2657 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Tue Mar 20 15:07:35 2657 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Tue Mar 20 15:07:40 2657 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sun Mar 25 01:17:43 2657 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Sun Mar 25 01:17:48 2657 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Sat Mar 24 23:20:16 2657 Karl Schiller : Hello? Sat Mar 24 23:20:20 2657 Karl Schiller : Is this thing on? Sat Mar 24 23:20:24 2657 Karl Schiller : Dammit. Sat Mar 24 23:20:30 2657 Karl Schiller : Someone bring me the head of Grahf. Sat Mar 24 23:20:35 2657 Karl Schiller : Good evening, folks! Sat Mar 24 23:20:40 2657 Karl Schiller : Or whatever time it feels like to you. Sun Mar 25 01:20:43 2657 Jacaine : Laaaaaaaadies and Gentlment, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Phil! Sat Mar 24 23:20:52 2657 Karl Schiller : Um, thanks Announcer Guy. Sun Mar 25 01:21:12 2657 Jacaine : Is it my turn to talk yet? Sat Mar 24 23:21:16 2657 Karl Schiller : Well, seems like it's been a while since we've broadcast. Sat Mar 24 23:21:17 2657 Karl Schiller : No. Sun Mar 25 01:21:29 2657 Jacaine : Oh. The producer guy said I would get beer, where's my beer? Sat Mar 24 23:21:34 2657 Karl Schiller : We have what I'm told is a very special guest for you...hey. Sat Mar 24 23:21:43 2657 Karl Schiller : Would someone please tie him up until we're ready. Sat Mar 24 23:21:56 2657 Karl Schiller : I'm on it. Sat Mar 24 23:22:04 2657 Karl Schiller : Ahem. Sun Mar 25 01:22:04 2657 Jacaine : We apologize for the inconvenience folks. Sun Mar 25 01:22:09 2657 Jacaine : Once more....heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Phil! Sat Mar 24 23:22:17 2657 Karl Schiller : Good evening, folks! Sun Mar 25 01:22:21 2657 Jacaine : You suck! Sat Mar 24 23:22:22 2657 Karl Schiller : Haven't we been through this already? Sat Mar 24 23:22:25 2657 Advertisement : Weapons R' us is now open. We have many fine handmade weapons for your use and enjoyment, we can also make custom pieces to any specification, stop in see what we have to offer today. Sat Mar 24 23:22:30 2657 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sat Mar 24 23:22:43 2657 Karl Schiller : OK. Sat Mar 24 23:23:00 2657 Karl Schiller : As I began to say before, we've got what I'm told is supposed to be a very special guest here in the studio tonight. Sat Mar 24 23:23:09 2657 Karl Schiller : Please welcome Krak Malentore to Core. Krak? Sun Mar 25 01:23:23 2657 Jacaine : Khmfmmh hfffmf fhhfmm ffmgm~ Sat Mar 24 23:23:25 2657 Karl Schiller : Um...Krak? Where'd you go? Sun Mar 25 01:23:48 2657 Jacaine : Khhhffmffm ffmhhmfm kfffm! Sat Mar 24 23:23:53 2657 Karl Schiller : Er...okay. So, Krak, what brings you out to our little Home on the Rock? Sat Mar 24 23:24:11 2657 Karl Schiller : George, is he gagged? Sat Mar 24 23:24:20 2657 Karl Schiller : I told you just to...nevermind. Sat Mar 24 23:24:28 2657 Karl Schiller : I'm on it. Sun Mar 25 01:24:58 2657 Jacaine : Hey, where's that beer I was promised! Sat Mar 24 23:24:59 2657 Karl Schiller : OK, ONE more time. Sat Mar 24 23:25:06 2657 Karl Schiller : Here's your goddamn beer? Sat Mar 24 23:25:12 2657 Karl Schiller : Who schedules these guests? Sat Mar 24 23:25:46 2657 Karl Schiller : Free 'beer', straight from our very own 'Squid. Sun Mar 25 01:25:55 2657 Jacaine : I was told that there wa'nt no hunt like a heptosquid hunt. They lied to me. Them boys are easy pickin's. Sun Mar 25 01:26:16 2657 Jacaine : You call this beer? It tastes like something a Vaurgch squeezed out! Sat Mar 24 23:26:33 2657 Karl Schiller : It probably is. Who told you heptosquid hunting was hard? Sun Mar 25 01:27:01 2657 Jacaine : Some would be mercenary. Fancied himself some big time bounty hunter. Sat Mar 24 23:27:08 2657 Karl Schiller : Probably just Grahf jerking your chain. Or something else. Sun Mar 25 01:27:12 2657 Jacaine : Hemwald...Hartfeld...something like that Sat Mar 24 23:27:26 2657 Karl Schiller : Oh...Hetfield. Yeah, that's not real surprising. Sun Mar 25 01:27:45 2657 Jacaine : Where is the feller? I gots a one for him. Sat Mar 24 23:28:22 2657 Karl Schiller : This show really sucks. Let's break for our sponsors. Sat Mar 24 23:28:24 2657 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Sat Mar 24 23:28:38 2657 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Sun Mar 25 01:28:41 2657 Jacaine : This beer has got vaurgch hair in it. I hates me vaurgch! Sat Mar 24 23:28:49 2657 Karl Schiller : :kills Krak. Sat Mar 24 23:29:26 2657 Karl Schiller : I think Guess That Number has more suspense than this pitiful interview. Sat Mar 24 23:29:51 2657 Karl Schiller : We'd be better off hassling Philip in the fire station for the umpteenth time than this. Sat Mar 24 23:31:47 2657 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Sat Mar 24 23:31:50 2657 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Sat Mar 24 23:31:55 2657 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Sun Mar 25 01:33:12 2657 Jacaine : Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Stone Waltly and it's time once again for "Guess that Number!" Sat Mar 24 23:34:04 2657 Karl Schiller : Woot! Woot! Hoo hoo! Sun Mar 25 01:34:56 2657 Jacaine : For those unfamiliar with are game, here are the rules. Each game is segmented into three rounds, listeners will call-in with their guesses within the designated range, and our super computer will announce the previously generated number. Sat Mar 24 23:35:49 2657 Karl Schiller : And what can I win, Stone? Sun Mar 25 01:36:06 2657 Jacaine : I'm glad you asked random fan. Sun Mar 25 01:36:32 2657 Jacaine : Prizes will vary from round to round - you will have the option of cash, or "the box." Sun Mar 25 01:36:47 2657 Jacaine : The highest winning player at the end of the game will get to play in "sudden death!" Sat Mar 24 23:36:56 2657 Karl Schiller : Ooooooh. Sun Mar 25 01:37:55 2657 Jacaine : In sudden death, the player has the choice of going for the box outright, or to play for 500,000 credits - however, he or she must guess within 10 of the selected number within a range of 1 and 1000. Sun Mar 25 01:38:16 2657 Jacaine : We'll be back, after this. Sun Mar 25 01:38:18 2657 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Sun Mar 25 01:38:23 2657 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Sun Mar 25 01:38:48 2657 Jacaine : We are back, now who out there wants to play? Sun Mar 25 01:39:06 2657 Eion : I do! Sat Mar 24 23:39:10 2657 Neebol : me! Sun Mar 25 01:39:33 2657 Jacaine : Two contestants, how wonderful. Sat Mar 24 23:39:41 2657 Karl Schiller : Gunther...Gunther...Gunther... Sun Mar 25 01:40:59 2657 Jacaine : Now, to avoid collusion, or any other unforseen instances, please tell our program director, Karl Schiller your guesses. Sun Mar 25 01:41:15 2657 Jacaine : The range is within 1 and 1000, please call in your guesses now. Sat Mar 24 23:42:27 2657 Karl Schiller : We have both of our guesses in, Stone! Sun Mar 25 01:42:33 2657 Jacaine : Excellent Sun Mar 25 01:42:42 2657 Jacaine : And now, super computer, what is the number this round? Sat Mar 24 23:43:35 2657 Karl Schiller : Wow, don't think I've seen one that high in a while. Sun Mar 25 01:43:57 2657 Jacaine : I haven't seen anything that high since Ragman left the planet. Sat Mar 24 23:44:13 2657 Karl Schiller : Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sun Mar 25 01:44:15 2657 Jacaine : And our winner for the first round, with a guess of 457 is...Eion! Sat Mar 24 23:44:47 2657 Karl Schiller : Woot! Eion! Eion! Sun Mar 25 01:44:54 2657 Jacaine : Now Eion, for round one you have your choice of 500 credits, or what's inside...the box! Sat Mar 24 23:45:15 2657 Karl Schiller : Box! Box! Box! Box! Sun Mar 25 01:45:38 2657 Eion : Ummm....Uhh...I'll...no...The box! Sat Mar 24 23:45:43 2657 Karl Schiller : Yay!!!! Sun Mar 25 01:46:08 2657 Jacaine : Eion, your prize is...a 12 pack of empty bottles, I'm sure the redemption value is high though. Sun Mar 25 01:46:20 2657 Jacaine : You may pick up your prize at the studio after the broadcast. Sat Mar 24 23:46:27 2657 Karl Schiller : Awwwwwwwwwwww. Sun Mar 25 01:46:56 2657 Jacaine : It is now time for round two. A cash prize of 2000 credits is available this round. Sun Mar 25 01:47:06 2657 Jacaine : Contestants, please call in with your guesses now. Sun Mar 25 01:47:28 2657 Advertisement : Weapons R' us is now open. We have many fine handmade weapons for your use and enjoyment, we can also make custom pieces to any specification, stop in see what we have to offer today. Sun Mar 25 01:48:25 2657 Jacaine : My producer tells me all contestants have phoned in their responses. Sun Mar 25 01:48:35 2657 Jacaine : Now, supercomputer, what is the magic number? Sat Mar 24 23:48:52 2657 Karl Schiller : Ahem, Stone, before we get to ENIAC, we have an announcement. A shocking development here. Sat Mar 24 23:49:01 2657 Karl Schiller : Nigel has entered the game for this round. Sun Mar 25 01:49:12 2657 Jacaine : I thought we had him censored? Sat Mar 24 23:49:15 2657 Karl Schiller : Oooooooohhhh. Aaaaaahhhh. Sat Mar 24 23:49:27 2657 Karl Schiller : Apparently not. Well, here we go. Sun Mar 25 01:49:41 2657 Jacaine : Well...this is indeed shocking... Sun Mar 25 01:49:51 2657 Jacaine : I guess we're going to have to allow this. Sun Mar 25 01:50:11 2657 Jacaine : Well, this is highly unusual. Sun Mar 25 01:50:23 2657 Jacaine : We have a double-win here folks. Eion wins again with 300. Sat Mar 24 23:50:34 2657 Karl Schiller : Eion! Eion! Eion! Sun Mar 25 01:50:43 2657 Jacaine : Now, Eion, do you want the cash, or do you want what's inside the box? Sat Mar 24 23:50:50 2657 Karl Schiller : Box! Box! Box! Box! Sat Mar 24 23:51:06 2657 Karl Schiller : Looks like the crowd is really rooting for Eion to get him some Box tonight! Sun Mar 25 01:51:13 2657 Eion : Box! Sat Mar 24 23:51:20 2657 Karl Schiller : Wooooooohooooooo! Sun Mar 25 01:51:22 2657 Jacaine : He's going for the box again, and what a disappointment last time. Sun Mar 25 01:51:37 2657 Jacaine : Eion, your prize is...a CQ card of Jimbo! Sun Mar 25 01:51:44 2657 Jacaine : You may pick up your prizes at the studio after the broadcast. Sat Mar 24 23:51:56 2657 Karl Schiller : Yaaayyy! Woot! Sun Mar 25 01:52:19 2657 Jacaine : Cash prizes in round 3 are now worth 10,000. Think about your numbers while we take this short break. Sun Mar 25 01:52:22 2657 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Sun Mar 25 01:52:42 2657 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sun Mar 25 01:52:47 2657 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sun Mar 25 01:52:59 2657 Jacaine : The ad so good it has to be aired twice. Sun Mar 25 01:53:25 2657 Jacaine : Contestants, I hope you all have your numbers. Call them in, now. Sun Mar 25 01:54:47 2657 Jacaine : Well...this is most unusual indeed. We have another late coming contestant Sat Mar 24 23:54:56 2657 Karl Schiller : Yes, Stone, was just going to let you in on that. Sat Mar 24 23:55:04 2657 Karl Schiller : Appears we have ANOTHER shocking development. Sat Mar 24 23:55:10 2657 Karl Schiller : Quite an exciting evening on Guess That Number. Sun Mar 25 01:55:12 2657 Jacaine : Company VP Cox Dubar, even though it is very much against the rules, we must let him play, or he may cut our power. Sat Mar 24 23:55:30 2657 Karl Schiller : Whoooaaaaaaaaa. Sun Mar 25 01:56:58 2657 Jacaine : Hmm...my producer tells me that some vandals have broken into my dressing room and stolen my wig--my wardrobe. We'll be back, after this. Sun Mar 25 01:57:37 2657 Jacaine : We appear to be out of ads now...maybe Eniac would like to give us those numbers? Sun Mar 25 01:57:44 2657 Jacaine : The winning number that is? Sun Mar 25 01:58:16 2657 Jacaine : Well, the tables appear to have turned now. Sun Mar 25 01:58:26 2657 Jacaine : Eion is not the winner this round. Sun Mar 25 01:58:43 2657 Jacaine : Gasp! Oh my. Oooooh! Cleveland rocks! Sun Mar 25 01:59:13 2657 Jacaine : The winner this round is Neebol, with 454. Sun Mar 25 01:59:55 2657 Jacaine : Now, Neebol, do you want 10,000 or what's inside the box? Sun Mar 25 00:00:21 2657 Karl Schiller : Box! Box! Box! Box! Sun Mar 25 00:00:34 2657 Neebol : I'll take the box, Stone! Sun Mar 25 02:01:00 2657 Jacaine : You have won...a Cyber Mind stock device, valued at over 100,000 credits! Sun Mar 25 02:01:33 2657 Jacaine : That means you are today's big winner. Sun Mar 25 00:01:46 2657 Neebol : *nearly faints* Sun Mar 25 02:02:52 2657 Jacaine : It's time for, sudden death. Sun Mar 25 00:03:15 2657 Karl Schiller : Sudden Death! Sudden Death! Woo! Sun Mar 25 02:03:24 2657 Jacaine : Neebol, as was said earlier, you have the chance to win 500,000 credits this round. However, you must guess within 100 to win that prize. Sun Mar 25 00:03:39 2657 Karl Schiller : Neebol! Neebol! Neebol! Sun Mar 25 02:03:47 2657 Jacaine : If you guess within 10, you can win 750,000 Sun Mar 25 00:04:01 2657 Karl Schiller : What if he guesses THE number, Stone??? Sun Mar 25 02:04:16 2657 Jacaine : Could someone silence the audience please? Sun Mar 25 02:04:43 2657 Jacaine : Now, no one has ever guessed the number exactly. But if someone did, I suppose the prize would be 1,000,000 credits. Sun Mar 25 02:05:19 2657 Jacaine : Just for making it this far today, you get all the prizes you've won thus far, and 10,000 credits. Sun Mar 25 00:05:20 2657 Karl Schiller : Wowee! Sun Mar 25 02:05:46 2657 Jacaine : Neebol, because you are the only one playing now, the lines are open and your answer can be called in directly through the KORE line. Sun Mar 25 02:06:01 2657 Jacaine : Neebol, please give us your number now. Sun Mar 25 00:06:04 2657 Karl Schiller : Neebol! Neebol! Neebol! Sun Mar 25 00:06:13 2657 Neebol : Stone, my guess is... uhh, 779. Sun Mar 25 00:06:19 2657 Karl Schiller : 779! 779! 779! Sun Mar 25 02:06:22 2657 Jacaine : Eniac, give us that number! Sun Mar 25 00:06:39 2657 Karl Schiller : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Sun Mar 25 02:07:01 2657 Jacaine : He didn't win the big prize tonight folks, but he doesn't walk away empty handed. Sun Mar 25 02:07:33 2657 Jacaine : And neither do our other contestants. Just for playing they get a copy of the home game, and a home grooming kit. Please allow 4-8 weeks for delivery. Sun Mar 25 02:08:00 2657 Jacaine : But he don't cheat, so it don't count. ;) Sun Mar 25 02:08:10 2657 Jacaine : Contestants, you may come down to the studio to claim your prizes now. Sun Mar 25 00:14:30 2657 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Mon Mar 26 13:07:42 2657 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Mon Mar 26 13:07:46 2657 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Mon Mar 26 13:07:51 2657 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Mon Mar 26 13:07:51 2657 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Mon Mar 26 13:07:56 2657 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Tue Mar 27 16:49:24 2657 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Tue Mar 27 16:49:28 2657 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Tue Mar 27 16:49:33 2657 Advertisement : Star Enterprises, providing you with power tools since 2589! Tue Mar 27 16:51:02 2657 Advertisement : Weapons R' us is now open. We have many fine handmade weapons for your use and enjoyment, we can also make custom pieces to any specification, stop in see what we have to offer today. Tue Mar 27 16:51:07 2657 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Tue Mar 27 16:51:50 2657 Jacaine : It's Tuesday, it's the top of the hour (or close enough), it's time for the evening news. Tue Mar 27 16:52:58 2657 Jacaine : More talks have been held today with the ambassadors from Vaurgch Prime and the Liktah to hopefully quelle the fued that has been present since the Ice Festival of 2458. Tue Mar 27 16:53:30 2657 Jacaine : With us to give details on that is Ambassord Skvvlch. Skvvlch? Tue Mar 27 14:53:42 2657 Karl Schiller : What you want? Tue Mar 27 16:54:31 2657 Jacaine : Do you feel that reparations are on their way and that you can finally reach a peacable solution through this current endevour? Tue Mar 27 14:54:52 2657 Karl Schiller : Huh? You talk big words. Tue Mar 27 16:55:24 2657 Jacaine : I'm simply asking whether or not the plight is going to simmer down. Tue Mar 27 14:55:35 2657 Karl Schiller : You want know about Liktah? Liktah okay. Skvvlch like Liktah. Better than no-good Blits. Tue Mar 27 14:56:11 2657 Karl Schiller : Ice Festival long time ago. Vaurgch no hold grudge now. Tue Mar 27 16:56:11 2657 Jacaine : Well, there you have it. Wiser words were never spoken. Tue Mar 27 16:57:29 2657 Jacaine : In other news, Space Pirates launched a failed offensive against a small village on the abboreal planet of Galno. Tue Mar 27 16:58:17 2657 Jacaine : When reached for comment, the tribe cheiftan said "Vrrrrrrblt" our linguist tells me that the closest translation for that is "Vrrrrrrblt" Tue Mar 27 16:59:10 2657 Jacaine : Well, that's all the news for now, so we'll open up the lines now so you can tell us what's on your mind. Tue Mar 27 16:59:51 2657 Jacaine : Any calls at all? Tue Mar 27 17:00:11 2657 Jacaine : I'll just have to read from this book of Vaurgch poetry then. Tue Mar 27 17:00:28 2657 Jacaine : One rock on ground. I go to smash it. Pound! Pound! Tue Mar 27 17:00:51 2657 Jacaine : I had to do it. I must. All that left is cloud of dust! Tue Mar 27 17:01:15 2657 Jacaine : Vaurgch poetry is invariably about man's conflict with nature, as was exhibited in that lovely. Tue Mar 27 15:01:21 2657 Karl Schiller : Johnny bring tear to my eye! Tue Mar 27 17:01:52 2657 Jacaine : Would you like to recite a native poem, Skvvlch? Tue Mar 27 15:02:53 2657 Karl Schiller : I think OK. Tue Mar 27 17:03:05 2657 Jacaine : Here's one called Blits. Tue Mar 27 15:03:11 2657 Karl Schiller : Look at tree, up to sky. Tue Mar 27 17:03:13 2657 Jacaine : One Blit on ground. I go to smash it. Pound! Pound! Tue Mar 27 17:03:22 2657 Jacaine : I had to do it. I must. All that left is cloud of dust! Tue Mar 27 15:03:39 2657 Karl Schiller : Ahem. Tue Mar 27 17:03:49 2657 Jacaine : Continue. Tue Mar 27 15:03:54 2657 Karl Schiller : I forget now. Tue Mar 27 17:04:30 2657 Malus : hiya, im just wondering if theres any more info on those pirates? Tue Mar 27 15:04:34 2657 Karl Schiller : Jeez, Johnny, this show sucks. Vaurgch poetry? Tue Mar 27 17:05:01 2657 Jacaine : All we know about the pirates is that they were defeated by sharp sticks. Tue Mar 27 17:05:33 2657 Jacaine : Phil, with all due respect the Vaurgch poetry got higher ratings than that redneck you had on the other night. Tue Mar 27 17:05:59 2657 Jacaine : And now a word from our sponsors. Tue Mar 27 17:06:04 2657 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Tue Mar 27 17:06:12 2657 Advertisement : Come over to Celtic Retail today. Brand new powerbelts in stock TODAY! Less than 5 hours old! Just south of the City Refinery. Tue Mar 27 17:06:17 2657 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Tue Mar 27 15:06:21 2657 Karl Schiller : Let me see that. Tue Mar 27 17:06:23 2657 Advertisement : Is your comm staticky, does your drill not drill anymore? Pick up some power at Gerks to Go, remember, G2G for your power needs Tue Mar 27 15:06:35 2657 Karl Schiller : This story isn't about pirates, you dolt! Tue Mar 27 15:06:55 2657 Karl Schiller : It says that this village on Golna found the largest single specimen of pyrite! Didn't we train you to read teleprompters? Tue Mar 27 17:07:11 2657 Jacaine : Krongdar smash pirates! Tue Mar 27 17:07:20 2657 Jacaine : Who the hell let him in here? Tue Mar 27 15:07:24 2657 Karl Schiller : Someone get Krongdar out of here. Tue Mar 27 15:07:28 2657 Karl Schiller : I'm on it. Tue Mar 27 17:07:40 2657 Jacaine : Krongdar smash Phil into little pieces! Tue Mar 27 15:07:56 2657 Karl Schiller : Bring it on, hairball. Tue Mar 27 17:07:59 2657 Jacaine : Yes, I'm sure you will.... Tue Mar 27 17:08:16 2657 Malus : any news on what the pirates were armed with? cant be much if pointy sticks stoped them Tue Mar 27 15:08:46 2657 Karl Schiller : There were no pirates. It's pyrite. PYRITE. Tue Mar 27 15:08:54 2657 Karl Schiller : So no one was, um, stoped, whatever that means. Tue Mar 27 15:09:14 2657 Karl Schiller : This is just another one of Johnny's public hallucinations, that's all. Tue Mar 27 17:09:33 2657 Malus : so basicaly they poked a rock with sticks and thats news? Tue Mar 27 17:10:10 2657 Jacaine : No. No poke rock. Tue Mar 27 17:10:17 2657 Jacaine : Krongdar smash rock! Tue Mar 27 17:10:26 2657 Jacaine : Smash rock on ground. Smash dust! Tue Mar 27 15:10:34 2657 Karl Schiller : Let me guess. You must. Tue Mar 27 17:11:04 2657 Jacaine : Yes. Must! Tue Mar 27 15:11:34 2657 Karl Schiller : OK, so it wasn't a gripping news story. News is a little slow these days. Tue Mar 27 15:11:45 2657 Karl Schiller : But, if you actually lived in Vrrrrrrrrrblt, you'd think it quite exciting. Tue Mar 27 17:11:53 2657 Jacaine : Well, I guess Krongdar is our new anchor. Tue Mar 27 15:12:15 2657 Karl Schiller : Krongdar no anchor. He get seasick easy. Tue Mar 27 17:12:17 2657 Jacaine : Galno was the planet, Phil. Tue Mar 27 17:12:34 2657 Jacaine : Vrrrrrrrblt was the press release. Tue Mar 27 17:12:56 2657 Jacaine : Krongdar talk Vaurgch issue! Tue Mar 27 15:13:03 2657 Karl Schiller : Says here the chieftain runs a village named Vrrrrrblt on the planet Galno. Eh, no one cares now anyway. Tue Mar 27 17:13:30 2657 Jacaine : Krongdar know Vrrrrrrblt. Krongdar smash Vrrrrrrrblt. Tue Mar 27 17:13:34 2657 Jacaine : SMASHUM! Tue Mar 27 17:13:50 2657 Jacaine : Uhh...security? Tue Mar 27 15:13:59 2657 Karl Schiller : I'm on it. Tue Mar 27 17:14:13 2657 Jacaine : Krongdar smash George! Tue Mar 27 17:15:03 2657 Malus : i thought you would of mentioned the meteor that smashed into central dome recently and how myself and Victor langford repaired the dome and destroyed the meteor Tue Mar 27 17:15:29 2657 Jacaine : No meteor crashed into the dome. There was no damage. You are perfectly safe. Tue Mar 27 17:16:44 2657 Advertisement : Weapons R' us is now open. We have many fine handmade weapons for your use and enjoyment, we can also make custom pieces to any specification, stop in see what we have to offer today. Tue Mar 27 17:17:15 2657 Jacaine : Sorry about that, we temporary lost our signal. It's as though it were being hijacked from an external source. Tue Mar 27 17:17:19 2657 Jacaine : Any calls? Tue Mar 27 17:20:02 2657 Jacaine : This just in, from Company Consultant Grey: Beer is good for your health. Drink up! Tue Mar 27 17:20:10 2657 Jacaine : Wait a minute... Tue Mar 27 17:20:52 2657 Malus : id like to hear any comments on the recent surge of odra seen near the airlock, is it a prelude to an invasion or just suicidal loners? Tue Mar 27 15:21:24 2657 Karl Schiller : I'd say any miners outside the airlock are suicidal loners. Tue Mar 27 17:21:33 2657 Jacaine : There are no Odra. You are imagining things. The Company is protecting you. You are safe working for the Company. Tue Mar 27 17:22:27 2657 Jacaine : It looks like our signal was hijacked again. It must be an internal source. Tue Mar 27 17:22:34 2657 Jacaine : George, trace the source. Tue Mar 27 15:22:41 2657 Karl Schiller : I'm on it. Tue Mar 27 17:22:48 2657 Malus : id also like to hear from the suit how the company is protecting us if im attacked 30 plus times a day while mining by odra Tue Mar 27 15:23:15 2657 Karl Schiller : If there are no Odra, you can't be mining by them. Tue Mar 27 17:23:39 2657 Jacaine : Krongdar smash Odra! Smash! Smash! Tue Mar 27 17:23:54 2657 Jacaine : Yes, Krongdar, we get it. Tue Mar 27 17:24:03 2657 Malus : true but as a surface miner i find odra to be an annoyance Tue Mar 27 15:24:34 2657 Karl Schiller : The Company has assured us there are no Odra on the surface of Core. Therefore there aren't any Odra. Tue Mar 27 15:24:42 2657 Karl Schiller : Have you been drinking that swill from City Pub again? Tue Mar 27 15:25:12 2657 Karl Schiller : Besides, why wander around Outside when you can mine in the comfort of the Company mines? Tue Mar 27 17:25:27 2657 Malus : so where did i get the odra blood coating my machette and the collection of odra artifacts? Tue Mar 27 17:25:28 2657 Jacaine : Ebay Tue Mar 27 15:25:50 2657 Karl Schiller : Dammit. It was Malus that outbid me? Tue Mar 27 17:27:29 2657 Jacaine : I think that's all the time we have for today. Join us next week, when Krongdar will be teaching us how to poach a sewer rat. 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Wed May 9 20:33:20 2657 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Wed May 9 20:33:52 2657 Victor : GOOD evening Kore, and welcome to another broadcast by your favorite host... Victor! Wed May 9 20:34:43 2657 Victor : I have a small, but rewarding broadcast for us tonight, Including my famous Trivia Questions for Credits Game! Wed May 9 20:35:03 2657 Victor : But first! Grahf would you join me in the studio please. Wed May 9 20:36:06 2657 Victor : in the studio now is Grahf. Wed May 9 20:36:16 2657 Victor : our Combat Specialist for Core. Good Evening Grahf. Wed May 9 17:36:25 2657 Grahf : why hell there i'm excited to be here Wed May 9 20:36:53 2657 Victor : *chuckles* Glad to have you on the show. So how long have you been with the Company here on Core Grahf? Wed May 9 17:37:21 2657 Grahf : well its coming up on 3 years now Wed May 9 20:37:48 2657 Victor : Good good. Well tell us... how did you become the Combat Specialist for the colony? Wed May 9 17:38:30 2657 Grahf : Well i made a start like everyone else, mining ore, drinking at the squid. But i noticed more and more that kore had a vermin problem Wed May 9 20:38:43 2657 Victor : I see. Wed May 9 17:38:49 2657 Grahf : so i took up arms and began to clean up the sewer Wed May 9 17:38:57 2657 Grahf : it just came naturally to me Wed May 9 20:39:47 2657 Victor : I see. Wed May 9 20:39:58 2657 Victor : So today... How much ore have you mined for the company? Wed May 9 17:40:40 2657 Grahf : Haha, well Victor I'm no model miner, but i'm just over about 2 million units Wed May 9 20:40:48 2657 Victor : *claps* Wed May 9 20:41:04 2657 Victor : Folks! we will be right back after this commercial break! Wed May 9 20:41:06 2657 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Wed May 9 20:41:11 2657 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Wed May 9 20:42:34 2657 Victor : And we are back! Wed May 9 20:42:58 2657 Victor : with my Special guest Grahf. He has come to us from his shop. He has asked to say a few words... Take it away Grahf. Wed May 9 17:43:33 2657 Grahf : I'm sure that some of you are like me, you get tired of the constant mining. And sometimes those water snakes just arent enough! Wed May 9 20:43:45 2657 Jarrun : amen Wed May 9 17:43:55 2657 Grahf : So i'd like to announce a new weekly ARENA tournament Wed May 9 17:44:23 2657 Grahf : Cash and special prizes, with divided ranks depending on turnout Wed May 9 17:45:05 2657 Grahf : Also the higher ups tell me we Will also have a weekly Lasercore combat system Wed May 9 17:45:21 2657 Grahf : the latest in non-fatal laser technology Wed May 9 17:45:46 2657 Grahf : also with cash prizes for the winners! Wed May 9 20:45:53 2657 Victor : or credits :) Wed May 9 17:46:05 2657 Grahf : word Wed May 9 20:46:57 2657 Victor : With that being said I'm going to open the callin lines to ask questions to Grahf or to make comments... PLEASE callin now! Wed May 9 19:48:06 2657 McKibben : Greetings from the North Mine, this is McKibben, and I have a question for Grahf. Wed May 9 20:48:07 2657 Victor : ok, go ahead Mckibben. Wed May 9 17:48:13 2657 Grahf : I'm listening Wed May 9 19:49:10 2657 McKibben : In your Arena Tourny, Will people have to fight with the same weapon type, or will we see a dual wielding sword fiend fight a man with a shotgun? Wed May 9 17:50:20 2657 Grahf : Well, what i was thinking was an armed tourney where everything goes, and a hand to hand tourney, but if enough people attend and there is demand for it we could certainly break it down categorily. Wed May 9 17:51:33 2657 Silva : Hello KORE. First time listener, first time caller... Wed May 9 19:51:35 2657 McKibben : Thank you very much, one more question, will employees be the only ones fighting, or will we be allowed to fight large genitic sewer unstoppable sewer Monsters Wed May 9 17:52:07 2657 Grahf : well I'm not sure on the monsters Wed May 9 17:52:18 2657 Grahf : i'm sure if someone rounded some up Wed May 9 17:52:49 2657 Grahf : go ahead silva Wed May 9 17:53:04 2657 Silva : Yeah, no problem...What's your weapon of choice, Grahf? Blades or guns?....And what caliber, if you choice if firepower? Wed May 9 17:54:03 2657 Silva : ...and what material if it's blade, of course. Wed May 9 17:54:14 2657 Grahf : Well silva i think its really all a matter of personal style. Me personally I like large knives. Firearm wise i'm always down for dual 50s Wed May 9 17:54:48 2657 Silva : Nifty! Wed May 9 17:55:52 2657 Grahf : I think for a starting merc that a titanium blade is a cheap durable choice for metals Wed May 9 17:56:24 2657 Grahf : and of course M-T is my personal favorite for mid-highend weaponry Wed May 9 20:57:03 2657 Victor : ok Folks! Wed May 9 17:57:08 2657 Silva : Ok, thanks for your time, Grahf. Wed May 9 17:57:29 2657 Grahf : no problem Wed May 9 20:57:31 2657 Victor : This is KJ Victor signing off and turning the show over to grahf. Wed May 9 20:57:48 2657 Victor : I will do my triva contest another night, I appologize for not doing it tonight! Wed May 9 20:58:01 2657 Victor : So until next time, stay safe, and have a wonderful night. Wed May 9 20:58:06 2657 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Wed May 9 20:58:11 2657 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Sat May 12 02:14:33 2657 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sat May 12 02:14:38 2657 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Sat May 12 01:16:06 2657 Tabitha : ... Sat May 12 02:19:33 2657 Advertisement : For the finest in personal lethal defense equipment, visit Weapons 'R Us. Sat May 12 02:19:38 2657 Advertisement : Ever wondered what dying was like? Have you been killed recently and it was a bad experience? Let Chop Shop help! We promise to make your cloning process as painless as possible, and that's a promise you can take to your grave. Sat May 12 02:26:37 2657 Advertisement : The Company is your friend. Sat May 12 02:26:42 2657 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Sat May 12 15:30:07 2657 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sat May 12 15:30:12 2657 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all your power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Sat May 12 15:30:55 2657 Victor : GOOD Afternoon Core! This is your favoctire KJ Victor! Sat May 12 15:31:44 2657 Victor : We have a wonderful program to help you through the afternoon. Sat May 12 15:32:25 2657 Victor : But first, in continuation of my last program comes CORE TRIVIA! Sat May 12 14:32:37 2657 Malus : he lies Sat May 12 15:33:40 2657 Victor : Anyone wishing to participate needs to call in to the station! Get Ready!!!!! Sat May 12 15:35:36 2657 Victor : Quetion 1: (For 5000 Credits) Name one shop with a Satchel Vending Machine in it. Sat May 12 15:38:10 2657 Victor : Only workers Paygrade 30 or less can participate. Sat May 12 15:38:14 2657 Victor : please call in now! Sat May 12 14:38:30 2657 McKibben : Mckibben over at the DH here, the answer is... malus Sat May 12 15:38:32 2657 Victor : Oh I'm sorry Mckibben, I need the actual Shop name. Sat May 12 13:38:36 2657 Steve : The fashion shop? Sat May 12 15:38:40 2657 Victor : no Steve :) Sat May 12 14:38:41 2657 Malus : DB armours Sat May 12 15:38:46 2657 Victor : Yes!! Congratulations Malus! Sat May 12 15:38:54 2657 Victor : Question 2. Sat May 12 15:40:01 2657 Victor : What is Dr. Victor Langfords current paygrade? Sat May 12 14:40:19 2657 McKibben : 42 Sat May 12 15:40:19 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sat May 12 15:40:25 2657 Victor : this is for 7500 Credits. Sat May 12 14:40:40 2657 Malus : id say.. 90? Sat May 12 15:40:45 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sat May 12 13:40:48 2657 Steve : 24 - 27 ish Sat May 12 15:40:54 2657 Victor : I'm sorry steve, I need an acutal number, not a range. Sat May 12 14:41:00 2657 McKibben : 30 Sat May 12 15:41:04 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sat May 12 13:41:11 2657 Steve : 26 Sat May 12 15:41:18 2657 Victor : Correct Steve, but you are a paygrade 60, so you do not win the prize. Sat May 12 14:41:21 2657 Malus : 32? Sat May 12 15:41:50 2657 Victor : And we'll be right back after this commercial break. Sat May 12 15:41:54 2657 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sat May 12 15:41:59 2657 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Sat May 12 15:44:35 2657 Victor : Welcome back! Sat May 12 15:44:42 2657 Victor : and we will now be moving on to Question 3. Sat May 12 15:45:30 2657 Victor : What is the fire department's Chief's name? Sat May 12 15:45:34 2657 Victor : for 8000 credits. Sat May 12 13:45:53 2657 Steve : geoff Sat May 12 15:46:11 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sat May 12 14:46:12 2657 McKibben : geoff? Sat May 12 15:46:17 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sat May 12 15:46:36 2657 Victor : More specific question... Who is the DIRECTOR of the fire dept. Sat May 12 15:47:37 2657 Victor : 20 seconds left... Sat May 12 15:47:52 2657 Jarrun : phillip Sat May 12 15:47:52 2657 Victor : Correct! Congratulations Jarrun! Sat May 12 15:48:10 2657 Victor : Question 4. Sat May 12 15:49:00 2657 Victor : for 10000 credits Sat May 12 15:49:07 2657 Victor : what is Grahf's title? Sat May 12 14:49:49 2657 Malus : combat specialist? Sat May 12 15:49:49 2657 Victor : Correct! Congratulations Malus!\ Sat May 12 15:50:12 2657 Victor : Question 5. The Final qustion, worth 15000 Credits. Sat May 12 15:51:42 2657 Victor : Double hitter... Sat May 12 15:51:51 2657 Victor : must answer both questions properly. Sat May 12 15:51:59 2657 Victor : Question 5a. Sat May 12 15:52:09 2657 Victor : What is Steve's Real name? Sat May 12 15:52:24 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sat May 12 14:52:25 2657 McKibben : steve Sat May 12 15:52:28 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sat May 12 14:52:31 2657 Malus : brenda? Sat May 12 15:52:33 2657 Victor : Incorrect. But funny ;) Sat May 12 15:52:52 2657 Jarrun : jimjones Sat May 12 15:52:52 2657 Victor : CORRECT! Sat May 12 15:53:01 2657 Victor : Jarrun you move on to round 2. Sat May 12 15:53:05 2657 Victor : Question 5b. Sat May 12 15:53:18 2657 Victor : Jarrun only may answer. Sat May 12 15:53:44 2657 Victor : What is Jacaine's title? Director of ________ Sat May 12 15:54:20 2657 Victor : Jarrun you have 20 seconds. Sat May 12 15:54:43 2657 Jarrun : something leasing -_- Sat May 12 15:54:43 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Must have full title.... Sat May 12 15:54:55 2657 Victor : Anyone else who wishes to answer, please call in now for 5000 credits. Sat May 12 15:55:18 2657 Victor : 15 seconds! Sat May 12 14:55:39 2657 Malus : director of pmd leasing? Sat May 12 15:55:39 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sat May 12 14:55:40 2657 McKibben : housing and leasing? Sat May 12 15:55:41 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sat May 12 15:55:44 2657 Victor : 7 seconds! Sat May 12 15:56:02 2657 Victor : *buzzer sound* Times up! Sat May 12 15:56:29 2657 Victor : Jacaine, Director of Zoning & Leasing Sat May 12 15:56:44 2657 Victor : Thank you all for playing! and have a wonderful afternoon! We will be back on later tonight Sat May 12 15:56:56 2657 Victor : Till then... This is KJ Victor... Signing off! Sat May 12 15:56:59 2657 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Sat May 12 15:57:04 2657 Advertisement : Come over to Celtic Retail today. Brand new powerbelts in stock TODAY! Less than 5 hours old! Just south of the City Refinery. Sun May 13 19:27:49 2657 Victor : GOOD Evening Core! Sun May 13 19:27:57 2657 Victor : This is your favorite radio KJ Victor! Sun May 13 19:28:22 2657 Victor : Special Guest Grahf is also in the studio, and would like to say a few words! Grahf... Sun May 13 16:28:41 2657 Grahf : Who is up for some fun filled Lasercore?! Sun May 13 16:29:50 2657 Grahf : I'm sponsoring the first three highest with prize credits! Sun May 13 18:30:30 2657 McKibben : Sure, I'll be up for it. Any specific area? Sun May 13 16:30:38 2657 Grahf : 50K to first place, 25K to second and 15K to third. And a special 25K bonus for most kills Sun May 13 16:31:26 2657 Grahf : We only ask that you stay out of the sewers and other areas not accessible to all miners. Sun May 13 19:31:41 2657 Victor : Also means out of shop meeting rooms, and apartments. Sun May 13 16:32:15 2657 Grahf : you must have at least 1 registered to to qualify for prizes Sun May 13 16:32:23 2657 Grahf : registered kill that is Sun May 13 19:32:59 2657 Victor : Let the games.... Sun May 13 19:33:07 2657 Victor : Grahf take your position please. Sun May 13 16:33:27 2657 Karl Schiller : I'd pay a million credits to any group of players who would defeat Grahf in the arena. Sun May 13 19:33:47 2657 Victor : BEGIN! Sun May 13 16:42:13 2657 Grahf : So far its looking like carinia is out in front! Sun May 13 16:42:55 2657 Karl Schiller : She doesn't mind it from behind, either, Grahf. Sun May 13 16:43:12 2657 Grahf : Where is Jarrun with that stealh assassin gun Sun May 13 19:43:16 2657 Victor : Karl can you man the booth a sec Sun May 13 16:43:37 2657 Karl Schiller : OK...now what? Sun May 13 19:43:45 2657 Victor : portable mike :) Sun May 13 16:43:50 2657 Grahf : Mckibben has yet to show up in this firefight! Sun May 13 16:44:07 2657 Grahf : oooh and victor is settling the score Sun May 13 16:44:10 2657 Karl Schiller : It's almost like they're mining or something. Sun May 13 18:44:21 2657 McKibben : wouldn't it be a Lightfire? Sun May 13 19:44:24 2657 Victor : arbg. Sun May 13 18:44:57 2657 McKibben : lightfight, wow I killed that joke, does that count as a kill? Sun May 13 16:44:59 2657 Grahf : remember even if your last man standing you must have at least 1 registered kill Sun May 13 16:45:52 2657 Grahf : Carinia is out in front, claiming victory over Victor, but we still have a few youngins with rifles out there! Sun May 13 16:46:19 2657 Grahf : ooooh and its a massacre! Sun May 13 16:47:10 2657 Grahf : now its all up to Carinia vs Mckibben, all he has to do is get her once! Sun May 13 19:47:17 2657 Advertisement : Come over to Celtic Retail today. Brand new powerbelts in stock TODAY! Less than 5 hours old! Just south of the City Refinery. Sun May 13 19:47:22 2657 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Sun May 13 16:47:24 2657 Karl Schiller : Oh, but you can't have Carinia just once. You'll want more. Sun May 13 16:47:48 2657 Grahf : haha Karl you rascall you Sun May 13 16:48:17 2657 Grahf : ooh and the battle begins Sun May 13 19:48:35 2657 Victor : WOW! Sun May 13 16:48:47 2657 Grahf : ohh my gosh, the newcomer takes the goal! Sun May 13 18:49:09 2657 McKibben : That was tough, though she was gonna get me Sun May 13 16:49:35 2657 Grahf : Well thats 50K for Mckibben, 25K+25K bonus for carinia, and 15K for a not too shabby 3rd place for Victor! Sun May 13 19:49:56 2657 Victor : Anyone up for round 2? Sun May 13 16:50:56 2657 Grahf : Mckibben now that you've won, what will you do? Sun May 13 18:51:24 2657 McKibben : I'm going to the Nympho Dome! Sun May 13 19:51:49 2657 Victor : Ok Round 2! Sun May 13 19:51:57 2657 Victor : Grahf, what are the prizes this time? Sun May 13 16:52:24 2657 Grahf : We'll go with 30 20 10 and a 10K for most kills Sun May 13 19:53:25 2657 Victor : Take your positons! Sun May 13 19:53:38 2657 Victor : Get! Sun May 13 16:53:40 2657 Grahf : Its go time! Sun May 13 19:53:42 2657 Victor : Ready! Sun May 13 19:53:44 2657 Victor : To! Sun May 13 19:53:47 2657 Victor : RUMBLE! Sun May 13 19:57:23 2657 Victor : DOUBLE KILL Sun May 13 17:00:15 2657 Grahf : just 3 people left int he game Sun May 13 17:00:59 2657 Grahf : Ohhh and victor has done it again Sun May 13 17:01:50 2657 Grahf : ohh the humanity Sun May 13 17:02:36 2657 Grahf : aww good try Sun May 13 17:04:18 2657 Grahf : Is dexter out there somewhere asleep on his shotgun? Sun May 13 20:06:53 2657 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Sun May 13 20:06:58 2657 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Sun May 13 17:07:00 2657 Grahf : well its looking like 30K to dexter in 1st 20 +10K bonus to victor and 10K for a pat on the back third for carinia Sun May 13 20:07:22 2657 Victor : Grahf Sun May 13 20:07:31 2657 Victor : please give my rewards to whoever was in 4th. Sun May 13 17:08:03 2657 Grahf : how generous of you....that would be me! Sun May 13 17:08:05 2657 Grahf : haha Sun May 13 17:09:18 2657 Grahf : Wow what a heartracing evening its been Sun May 13 20:09:29 2657 Victor : Yes I agree Grahf Sun May 13 17:09:56 2657 Grahf : It all goes to show that the Company cares about your Morale! Sun May 13 20:10:00 2657 Victor : Special thanks to our Tourniment Director Grahf! Sun May 13 20:12:54 2657 Victor : Thank you for tuning into our broadcast. Sun May 13 20:12:59 2657 Victor : Have a wonderful night. Sun May 13 20:13:05 2657 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all your power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Sun May 13 20:13:10 2657 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Sun May 13 20:15:47 2657 Victor : This is KJ Victor signing it over to Ass't KJ Jarrun. Good night! Sun May 13 20:16:19 2657 Jarrun : we're going to have a treemondous amount of fun tonite..well fun for me Sun May 13 20:18:30 2657 Jarrun : did u hear about that new pirate movie..it's rated arr! Sun May 13 20:21:02 2657 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sun May 13 20:21:07 2657 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Sun May 13 20:21:49 2657 Jarrun : ok folks time for the riddle-fest! with cash prizes Sun May 13 20:22:18 2657 Jarrun : what can't u see, but is always in front of you? Sun May 13 20:23:06 2657 Jarrun : the lines are open Sun May 13 19:23:42 2657 McKibben : your Future Sun May 13 20:23:47 2657 Jarrun : correct! Sun May 13 20:25:13 2657 Victor : Riddle #2: Complete this riddle. Sun May 13 20:25:20 2657 Victor : Worth... 7500 credits. Sun May 13 20:25:56 2657 Victor : Late afternoons I often bathe. I'll soak in water piping hot. My essence goes through my see through clothes. Used up am I; I've gone to pot. What am I? Sun May 13 20:26:47 2657 Victor : 15 seconds... Sun May 13 17:27:21 2657 Grahf : a tea bag? Sun May 13 20:27:25 2657 Victor : Correct! Sun May 13 17:27:53 2657 Karl Schiller : Damn thought it was Carinia. Sun May 13 20:28:02 2657 Victor : *chuckles* Sun May 13 20:28:11 2657 Victor : Riddle#3. Sun May 13 20:28:19 2657 Victor : Credits.....5000 Sun May 13 20:28:22 2657 Victor : What can be heard and caught but never seen? Sun May 13 19:29:01 2657 McKibben : My wife? Sun May 13 20:29:01 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sun May 13 20:29:19 2657 Victor : I dunno what kind of troubles your having McKibben, but according to my records, your not married! Sun May 13 20:29:33 2657 Victor : 15 seconds. Sun May 13 19:29:40 2657 McKibben : Breath Sun May 13 20:29:43 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sun May 13 20:29:48 2657 Victor : 10. Sun May 13 20:29:54 2657 Victor : 5 seconds. Sun May 13 20:30:02 2657 Victor : TIME! Answer is... A Remark. Sun May 13 20:30:08 2657 Victor : Jarrun... your turn. Sun May 13 20:30:19 2657 Jarrun : Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is. Sun May 13 20:30:32 2657 Victor : this is worth 5000 credits. Sun May 13 20:31:51 2657 Victor : 15 seconds... Sun May 13 19:32:21 2657 McKibben : language Sun May 13 20:32:23 2657 Victor : CORRECT! Jarrun will explain why... Sun May 13 20:33:27 2657 Jarrun : ok..so the key is listening very carefully... Sun May 13 20:33:48 2657 Jarrun : i didn't actually tell u to give me a third word ending -gry Sun May 13 20:34:14 2657 Jarrun : only that there are three word in "the english language" Sun May 13 20:35:16 2657 Victor : Riddle #4. Sun May 13 20:35:24 2657 Victor : Worth 5000 credits. Sun May 13 20:35:58 2657 Victor : I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? Sun May 13 20:36:35 2657 Victor : 15 seconds. Sun May 13 20:37:07 2657 Victor : 7 seconds. Sun May 13 17:37:16 2657 Grahf : a cyborg! Sun May 13 20:37:16 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sun May 13 20:37:31 2657 Victor : TIME! Answer is... Fire Sun May 13 20:37:39 2657 Victor : Riddle #5. Sun May 13 20:38:00 2657 Victor : Worth.... Sun May 13 20:38:45 2657 Victor : 10,000 Credits Sun May 13 20:38:52 2657 Victor : Please Answer this riddle. Sun May 13 20:38:58 2657 Victor : I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, But only once and then no more. For many I am "to die for". What am I? Sun May 13 17:39:43 2657 Grahf : my Ex girlfriend Sun May 13 20:39:43 2657 Victor : Incorrect... *chuckles* Sun May 13 20:39:57 2657 Victor : 20 seconds. Sun May 13 20:40:22 2657 Victor : 10 seconds. Sun May 13 17:40:33 2657 Grahf : a bungi cord? Sun May 13 20:40:35 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sun May 13 19:41:01 2657 Carinia : A one night stand? :) Sun May 13 17:41:02 2657 Silva : Ego? Sun May 13 20:41:03 2657 Victor : Incorrect to both. Sun May 13 20:41:10 2657 Victor : TIME! Answer is... a cigar. Sun May 13 20:41:29 2657 Victor : you guys up for more riddles? Sun May 13 19:41:47 2657 Carinia : yeah! Sun May 13 19:41:52 2657 McKibben : But Ofcourse Sun May 13 20:43:03 2657 Victor : Riddle #6. Sun May 13 20:43:43 2657 Victor : Worth.... 5000 Credits Sun May 13 20:43:46 2657 Victor : Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call. What is it? Sun May 13 20:44:11 2657 Victor : 25 seconds. Sun May 13 17:44:38 2657 Grahf : time Sun May 13 20:44:39 2657 Victor : CORRECT! for 5000 credits! Congratulations! Sun May 13 20:44:53 2657 Victor : Riddle #7. Sun May 13 20:45:36 2657 Victor : here is an easy one... Sun May 13 20:45:41 2657 Victor : worth 1500 credits. Sun May 13 20:45:45 2657 Victor : I pass before the sun, yet make no shadow. What am I? Sun May 13 19:46:35 2657 McKibben : wind Sun May 13 20:46:37 2657 Victor : CORRECT! for 1500 credits! Congratulations! Sun May 13 20:46:59 2657 Victor : Riddle #8. Sun May 13 20:47:13 2657 Victor : for 10 shares of Company stock. Sun May 13 20:48:07 2657 Victor : This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it? Sun May 13 17:48:38 2657 Karl Schiller : a river Sun May 13 20:48:38 2657 Victor : Incorrect... but close! Sun May 13 20:48:42 2657 Victor : 20 seconds! Sun May 13 20:48:47 2657 Victor : Carinia! Sun May 13 19:48:50 2657 Wyl : the washing machine at any pub? Sun May 13 19:48:53 2657 Carinia : a waterfall? Sun May 13 20:48:56 2657 Victor : Correct! Sun May 13 19:49:17 2657 Carinia : Yehaw! Sun May 13 20:49:21 2657 Victor : Riddle #9. Sun May 13 20:50:24 2657 Victor : for 10 shares of Corezite. Sun May 13 20:50:35 2657 Victor : What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up? Sun May 13 19:50:50 2657 Wyl : umbrella Sun May 13 20:50:51 2657 Victor : Correct! Wyl! Sun May 13 20:51:53 2657 Victor : and Riddle #10. Sun May 13 20:53:06 2657 Victor : Worth... 5000 credits Sun May 13 20:55:13 2657 Victor : You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it? Sun May 13 19:55:45 2657 Wyl : an annoyingly stiff businessy shoe? Sun May 13 20:55:47 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sun May 13 20:56:15 2657 Victor : 20 seconds! Sun May 13 19:56:40 2657 McKibben : A Bell! Sun May 13 20:56:41 2657 Victor : Correct! Sun May 13 20:57:00 2657 Victor : I'm all out of Riddles folks... Sun May 13 20:57:04 2657 Victor : Jarrun's turn! Sun May 13 20:57:09 2657 Victor : AFTER this commercial break. Sun May 13 20:57:11 2657 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Sun May 13 20:57:16 2657 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sun May 13 20:59:24 2657 Victor : Riddle #11. Sun May 13 21:00:06 2657 Victor : Worth....5000 Credits. Sun May 13 21:00:24 2657 Jarrun : what walks on four legs in the morning, two legsduring the day, and three legs in the evening... Sun May 13 20:00:42 2657 McKibben : Man Sun May 13 18:00:46 2657 Karl Schiller : Man Sun May 13 21:01:04 2657 Victor : 5000 goes to McKibben. Sun May 13 18:02:41 2657 Karl Schiller : I've been robbed! Sun May 13 21:03:19 2657 Victor : Riddle #12. Sun May 13 21:03:23 2657 Victor : worth 1000 credits. Sun May 13 21:03:57 2657 Jarrun : where did pilgrims land when they arrived in America? Sun May 13 20:04:21 2657 Wyl : on the beach Sun May 13 20:04:22 2657 McKibben : America Sun May 13 18:04:24 2657 Karl Schiller : On the shore Sun May 13 21:04:30 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sun May 13 21:04:32 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sun May 13 21:04:36 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sun May 13 21:04:46 2657 Victor : 30 seconds. Sun May 13 20:05:06 2657 McKibben : Pilgrim's Rock? Sun May 13 21:05:06 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sun May 13 20:05:35 2657 McKibben : On their Feet? Sun May 13 21:05:35 2657 Victor : Correct. Sun May 13 21:05:48 2657 Victor : Riddle #13. Sun May 13 21:06:37 2657 Victor : Worth 2000 Credits. Sun May 13 21:06:40 2657 Victor : How high would you have to count before you would use the letter A in the English language spelling of a whole number. Sun May 13 18:07:09 2657 Karl Schiller : One Thousand Sun May 13 21:07:09 2657 Victor : Correct :) Sun May 13 21:07:31 2657 Victor : Riddle #14. We will be stopping at riddle 15. Sun May 13 21:07:57 2657 Victor : worth 1000 credits. Sun May 13 21:08:13 2657 Jarrun : what driver doesn't have a license? Sun May 13 20:08:32 2657 Carinia : golf Sun May 13 20:08:36 2657 McKibben : a piece of software Sun May 13 21:08:42 2657 Victor : Incorrect to both. Sun May 13 20:08:57 2657 Wyl : a screwdriver Sun May 13 21:08:57 2657 Victor : Correct :) Sun May 13 21:09:14 2657 Victor : Riddle #15. FINAL Sun May 13 21:09:24 2657 Victor : Worth 10,000 Credits. Sun May 13 21:09:38 2657 Victor : We are little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within . If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we? Sun May 13 21:10:28 2657 Victor : 25 seconds... Sun May 13 21:11:10 2657 Victor : Correction... 50 seconds... Sun May 13 21:11:31 2657 Jarrun : we really should fix that buggy timer... Sun May 13 21:11:38 2657 Victor : 30 seconds. Sun May 13 20:11:52 2657 McKibben : The Vowels Sun May 13 21:11:58 2657 Victor : Correct! 10,000 credits to Mckibben! Congratulations! Sun May 13 21:12:14 2657 Victor : Thanks for tuning in folks. Sun May 13 21:12:17 2657 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Sun May 13 21:12:22 2657 Advertisement : Come over to Celtic Retail today. Brand new powerbelts in stock TODAY! Less than 5 hours old! Just south of the City Refinery. Sun May 13 21:24:25 2657 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Sun May 13 21:24:30 2657 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Fri May 18 22:01:13 2657 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Fri May 18 22:01:18 2657 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sat May 19 20:07:36 2657 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Sat May 19 20:07:41 2657 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sat May 19 20:15:41 2657 Advertisement : When you're in need of gerks, Hit Gerks2Go for all your power needs! Shop owners don't forget our ore and alloys for sale, as well! Sat May 19 20:15:46 2657 Advertisement : . Sat May 19 20:25:23 2657 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sat May 19 20:25:28 2657 Advertisement : Shop CCC. We arm to please. Sat May 19 20:30:30 2657 Advertisement : . Sat May 19 20:30:35 2657 Advertisement : . Sat May 19 20:44:44 2657 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sat May 19 20:44:49 2657 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sat May 19 20:51:09 2657 Advertisement : All your armor needs, provided at Core Commando Clothiers. Sat May 19 20:51:14 2657 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Sat May 19 20:58:19 2657 Advertisement : PMDs, the wave of the future! Sat May 19 20:58:24 2657 Advertisement : You need to have a movie night! Tue May 22 16:47:19 2657 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Tue May 22 16:47:24 2657 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Mon Sep 3 13:14:06 2657 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Mon Sep 3 13:14:11 2657 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Mon Sep 3 13:14:55 2657 Victor : GOOD Afternoon Core!! This is your favorite KORE KJ for the Afternoon show Mon Sep 3 13:15:29 2657 Victor : I hope that everyone is having a wonderful evening, and hope those on shift are mining away! Mon Sep 3 13:16:16 2657 Victor : SO it's time for everyone's favorite game... CORE Trivia!! Mon Sep 3 13:16:46 2657 Victor : I wonder what the top prize today is going to be!! We will soon find out! Mon Sep 3 13:17:31 2657 Victor : ... and Make sure to be on your best behavior... Vice President Grey is out and about today!! Make sure to say hello to him aswell! Mon Sep 3 13:18:22 2657 Victor : But first, if you'd like to make a "CLEAN" callin or shoutout to one of your friends, please call in now! Mon Sep 3 13:19:08 2657 Victor : No callin's today fellas? Mon Sep 3 13:19:31 2657 Victor : Ok, now that we got that out of the way... Let's start the Trivia!! Mon Sep 3 13:19:42 2657 Victor : But first a word from our sponcers! Mon Sep 3 13:19:45 2657 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Mon Sep 3 13:19:50 2657 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Mon Sep 3 13:20:01 2657 Victor : ... and we are back! Mon Sep 3 13:20:20 2657 Victor : Rules of the contest ladies and gentlemen. Mon Sep 3 13:20:33 2657 Victor : Any Company worker may participate. Mon Sep 3 13:21:02 2657 Victor : first one to answer correctly will win the prize selected for that question. Mon Sep 3 13:21:11 2657 Victor : please DO NOT spam our callin line. Mon Sep 3 13:22:00 2657 Victor : And on a final note... our callin line is censored and has a 10 second delay, so give us some time. But your calls will be answered in the order they are recieved. Mon Sep 3 13:22:33 2657 Victor : Question number One! Mon Sep 3 13:22:43 2657 Victor : Worth 500 credits... Mon Sep 3 13:23:00 2657 Victor : Who is the head of CSCC? Mon Sep 3 13:23:07 2657 Victor : 15 seconds! Callin now! Mon Sep 3 12:23:29 2657 Grey : Steve? Mon Sep 3 13:23:30 2657 Victor : I'm sorry Grey that is incorrect. Mon Sep 3 13:23:44 2657 Victor : Yeah buddy, I'm upset too. Mon Sep 3 12:23:45 2657 Grey : Nooooo Mon Sep 3 12:23:54 2657 Cirak : styx Mon Sep 3 13:23:55 2657 Victor : Cirak is correct!!! 500 credits to you sir! Mon Sep 3 13:24:04 2657 Victor : Question number Two! Mon Sep 3 13:24:38 2657 Victor : How many PMDs have to be close together before a "cluster" is formed? Mon Sep 3 12:24:52 2657 Cirak : 3 Mon Sep 3 13:24:52 2657 Jerin : 3 Mon Sep 3 12:24:56 2657 Grizz : 3 ? Mon Sep 3 13:24:56 2657 Victor : Correct again Cirak... another 500 credits! Mon Sep 3 13:25:16 2657 Victor : Question number Three! Mon Sep 3 13:25:27 2657 Victor : worth 500 Credits again... Mon Sep 3 13:25:53 2657 Victor : What is the current price for the mineral Yttrium? Mon Sep 3 13:25:58 2657 Victor : 15 seconds! Callin now! Mon Sep 3 12:26:10 2657 Cirak : 29.85 Mon Sep 3 13:26:12 2657 Jerin : 29.85 Mon Sep 3 13:26:12 2657 Victor : Correct again Cirak... another 500 credits! Mon Sep 3 13:26:50 2657 Victor : Question Four. Mon Sep 3 13:27:11 2657 Victor : worth 1000 Credits! Mon Sep 3 13:27:36 2657 Victor : What mine yields mithril as thier primary ore? Mon Sep 3 13:27:39 2657 Victor : 15 seconds! Callin now! Mon Sep 3 12:27:52 2657 Grizz : south Mon Sep 3 13:27:52 2657 Victor : Correct Grizz!! 1000 credits! Mon Sep 3 13:27:56 2657 Vittorio : South Mine Mon Sep 3 13:27:58 2657 Jerin : south Mon Sep 3 13:28:13 2657 Victor : Question Five. Mon Sep 3 13:28:19 2657 Victor : Worth 1000 credits! Mon Sep 3 13:28:30 2657 Victor : Who is the newest Station Manager of KORE? Mon Sep 3 13:28:44 2657 Jerin : Victor Mon Sep 3 13:28:44 2657 Victor : Ha Ha! I wish... but WRONG! Mon Sep 3 12:28:46 2657 Grizz : Victor Mon Sep 3 13:28:55 2657 Victor : Incorrect Grizz... I'm just a KJ man! Mon Sep 3 12:29:04 2657 Grizz : Karl Mon Sep 3 13:29:04 2657 Jerin : Me! Mon Sep 3 13:29:06 2657 Victor : Incorrect Jerin... Mon Sep 3 13:29:11 2657 Victor : 10 seconds! Mon Sep 3 13:29:20 2657 Victor : But up the prize to 2000 Credits! Mon Sep 3 13:29:42 2657 Victor : 7 seconds Mon Sep 3 13:29:47 2657 Victor : Incorrect Grizz. Mon Sep 3 12:29:49 2657 Grizz : Nigel Mon Sep 3 12:29:56 2657 Grey : Steve? Mon Sep 3 13:29:57 2657 Victor : Incorrect Grey!! You should know this! Mon Sep 3 13:30:08 2657 Victor : 5! Mon Sep 3 13:30:16 2657 Victor : LOL Mon Sep 3 13:30:36 2657 Vittorio : Karl Schiller Mon Sep 3 13:30:36 2657 Victor : Incorrect! Mon Sep 3 13:30:39 2657 Victor : And that's time! Mon Sep 3 13:30:44 2657 Victor : Correct Answer was... Jacaine! Mon Sep 3 13:31:02 2657 Victor : We will be right back after this commercial break. Mon Sep 3 13:31:06 2657 Advertisement : . Mon Sep 3 13:31:11 2657 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Mon Sep 3 13:31:33 2657 Victor : Eagles Pride, no longer exists. Mon Sep 3 13:31:54 2657 Victor : and welcome back folks. Mon Sep 3 13:32:01 2657 Victor : Who's ready for Question 6? Mon Sep 3 13:32:12 2657 Victor : worth 1250 Credits! Mon Sep 3 13:32:37 2657 Victor : What is the current price of the mineral... Manganese? Mon Sep 3 12:32:53 2657 Cirak : 13.10 Mon Sep 3 13:32:53 2657 Victor : CORRECT Cirak! Mon Sep 3 13:32:55 2657 Jerin : 13.10 Mon Sep 3 13:33:00 2657 Victor : Too slow Jerin! Mon Sep 3 13:33:23 2657 Victor : Question Seven. Worth 2000 Credits. Mon Sep 3 13:33:39 2657 Victor : What company Pay grade level do you have to be to own a shop on Core? Mon Sep 3 13:34:04 2657 Victor : 15 seconds! Callin now! Mon Sep 3 13:34:44 2657 Vittorio : 20 Mon Sep 3 13:34:44 2657 Victor : Incorrect! Mon Sep 3 13:34:53 2657 Victor : ok let's DOUBLE the pot! 4000 Credits! Mon Sep 3 12:34:57 2657 Grizz : Junior office worker Mon Sep 3 13:35:06 2657 Vittorio : Can I try again :) Mon Sep 3 13:35:07 2657 Victor : Yes Vittorio Mon Sep 3 12:35:08 2657 Grey : This is a trick question as there's actually 2 correct answers possible. Mon Sep 3 13:35:39 2657 Victor : Grizz hold on to your answer... Mon Sep 3 13:36:35 2657 Vittorio : Shift leader (to own a regular shop) and now level 20 (can't recall the title) for when you own a PMD Mon Sep 3 13:37:05 2657 Victor : Sorry Grizz your answer is incorrect. Mon Sep 3 13:37:13 2657 Victor : Vittorio you are correct! Mon Sep 3 13:37:22 2657 Victor : 8000 credits to you for the trick question! Mon Sep 3 12:38:07 2657 Grey : While to mine within a PMD requires the Apprentice Operative title, owning a shop within a PMD has no advancement requirement at all. Just credits! Mon Sep 3 12:38:12 2657 Grey : Mmmm, tasty credits. Mon Sep 3 13:38:32 2657 Victor : Question eight... worth... 200 credits! Mon Sep 3 13:39:13 2657 Victor : Who is the Director of Technology on Core? Mon Sep 3 13:39:33 2657 Victor : 15 seconds... Mon Sep 3 12:39:47 2657 Cirak : victor Mon Sep 3 13:39:50 2657 Victor : That is correct Cirak! Mon Sep 3 13:40:00 2657 Victor : question nine! for 5000 credits. Mon Sep 3 13:40:18 2657 Victor : Who is the current owner of The Drunken Heptosquid? Mon Sep 3 12:40:37 2657 Cirak : Giogi Mon Sep 3 13:40:37 2657 Victor : Correct Cirak!! Congratulations! You are on a roll! Mon Sep 3 13:40:47 2657 Victor : FINAL QUESTION! Mon Sep 3 13:40:51 2657 Victor : Question Ten! Mon Sep 3 13:41:00 2657 Victor : worth 10,000 Credits! Mon Sep 3 13:42:39 2657 Victor : What is the current price of the stock Company? Mon Sep 3 12:43:00 2657 Vinicius : 199.80 Mon Sep 3 13:43:00 2657 Victor : Correct! You win 10k Vinicius congratulations! Mon Sep 3 13:43:23 2657 Victor : Thank you all for playing, this is your favorite KJ Victor with KORE signing off! Mon Sep 3 13:43:28 2657 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Mon Sep 3 13:43:33 2657 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Wed Sep 5 14:12:21 2657 Victor : Hello KORE radio listeners! Wed Sep 5 14:12:43 2657 Victor : Who's ready for some Core Trivia? Wed Sep 5 14:13:28 2657 Victor : Anyone? Wed Sep 5 11:13:54 2657 Silva : Test2. Wed Sep 5 13:13:56 2657 Cirak : I'm ready! Wed Sep 5 14:13:58 2657 Victor : WOohoo!! Alright!! Then let's get started! Wed Sep 5 14:14:19 2657 Victor : Diadre are you playing aswell?? If so... please call in now! Wed Sep 5 12:14:39 2657 Diadre : I'm here Wed Sep 5 14:14:43 2657 Victor : Awesome!!! Let's get started!!! Question #1!! Wed Sep 5 14:14:48 2657 Victor : worth 100 Credits! Wed Sep 5 14:15:16 2657 Victor : Name one mine that yields Iron ore as thier primary ore! Wed Sep 5 14:15:18 2657 Victor : 15 seconds! Wed Sep 5 13:15:36 2657 Cirak : Cirak's PMD mine! Wed Sep 5 14:15:41 2657 Victor : Good! Anymore takers? Wed Sep 5 12:16:03 2657 Diadre : the north mine has iron Wed Sep 5 13:16:08 2657 Vinicius : north mine Wed Sep 5 14:16:08 2657 Victor : Good call Diadre & Vinicius! You are also correct. Wed Sep 5 14:16:34 2657 Victor : That was just to rattle your brains! Wed Sep 5 14:16:39 2657 Victor : Question 2! Wed Sep 5 14:17:15 2657 Victor : Name One of our VP's here on Core. First one to call in wins 250 credits! Callin now! Wed Sep 5 13:17:45 2657 Vinicius : Grey Wed Sep 5 14:17:51 2657 Victor : Correct Vinicius!! 250 to you! Wed Sep 5 14:18:05 2657 Victor : Question 3! Wed Sep 5 14:18:56 2657 Victor : Question 3! Wed Sep 5 14:19:02 2657 Victor : Worth 500 credits! Wed Sep 5 14:19:36 2657 Victor : What is the name of the first assignment (OOC: Quest) you are given to accomplish when you FIRST arrive on core? Wed Sep 5 13:20:00 2657 Vinicius : Documented immigrant Wed Sep 5 14:20:01 2657 Victor : Correct Vinicius! Your on a roll! Wed Sep 5 14:20:11 2657 Victor : Question 4! Wed Sep 5 14:21:43 2657 Victor : What is the compass location of the Drunken Heptosquid? Wed Sep 5 14:21:47 2657 Victor : worth 250 Credits! Wed Sep 5 14:21:57 2657 Victor : we are looking for the coordinates Wed Sep 5 13:22:23 2657 Vinicius : x=440, y=430, z=0 Wed Sep 5 14:22:23 2657 Victor : Correct Vinicius! Your on a roll! Wed Sep 5 14:22:36 2657 Victor : And we will be back after this break! Wed Sep 5 14:22:39 2657 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Wed Sep 5 14:22:44 2657 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Wed Sep 5 14:25:32 2657 Victor : And we are back! Wed Sep 5 14:25:41 2657 Victor : Question 6 it is! Wed Sep 5 14:26:49 2657 Victor : Who is our Disaster Specialist for Core, and who should always be contacted and coordinated thru whenever a emergency situation arrises on Core? (same answer to both) Worth 750 Credits! Wed Sep 5 13:27:05 2657 Cirak : Silva Wed Sep 5 14:27:06 2657 Victor : Correct Cirak! Wed Sep 5 11:27:12 2657 Silva : me Wed Sep 5 13:27:16 2657 Cirak : When he has a flashlight, of course Wed Sep 5 12:27:16 2657 Diadre : silva Wed Sep 5 14:27:20 2657 Victor : Ha ha!!! That's classic Cirak! Wed Sep 5 14:27:35 2657 Victor : Question 7! Wed Sep 5 14:27:41 2657 Victor : worth 1000 Credits! Wed Sep 5 14:28:40 2657 Victor : In the event of an invasion, all workers are advised to report to what location? (HINT:On Core Emergency Tape from rental shop) Wed Sep 5 14:28:45 2657 Victor : Worth 1500 Credits! Wed Sep 5 14:28:48 2657 Victor : 30 seconds! Wed Sep 5 11:29:23 2657 Silva : Central HUB? Wed Sep 5 14:29:24 2657 Victor : Can you be more specific? Wed Sep 5 11:29:45 2657 Silva : 000 Wed Sep 5 13:29:51 2657 Vinicius : scanning room Wed Sep 5 14:29:53 2657 Victor : That's half right Silva, not the answer we are looking for. Wed Sep 5 14:29:59 2657 Victor : Same to you Vinicius. Wed Sep 5 14:30:07 2657 Victor : Half right... not the answer we are looking for. Wed Sep 5 14:30:18 2657 Victor : Golly! Someone go rent that holotape! Wed Sep 5 14:30:55 2657 Victor : 10 seconds! Wed Sep 5 14:31:02 2657 Victor : 5! Wed Sep 5 14:31:10 2657 Victor : bEEP!!! TImes up! Wed Sep 5 11:31:34 2657 Silva : I gave you a location name and a precise coordinated set. Then it should be wrong or right. No middle term. Wed Sep 5 14:31:44 2657 Victor : In the event of an invasion, all workers are advised to report to the CITY domes to recieve thier diaster assignments. Wed Sep 5 14:32:01 2657 Victor : That's the answer we were looking for. Wed Sep 5 14:32:05 2657 Victor : Question 8! Wed Sep 5 14:32:26 2657 Victor : Worth 2000 Credits! Wed Sep 5 14:33:05 2657 Victor : In the game of Laser Core... What determines the winner? Wed Sep 5 13:33:31 2657 Vinicius : last one standing Wed Sep 5 14:33:32 2657 Victor : Not always! Next callin! Wed Sep 5 11:33:41 2657 Silva : Last one standing. Wed Sep 5 14:33:58 2657 Victor : But yes... you are correct Vinicius. Wed Sep 5 14:34:15 2657 Victor : Sometimes It's done by highest score. Wed Sep 5 14:34:19 2657 Victor : Question 9! Wed Sep 5 14:36:30 2657 Victor : Worth 2000 Credits! Wed Sep 5 14:37:06 2657 Victor : Who is the Director of Colony Ethics? Wed Sep 5 14:37:09 2657 Victor : 15 seconds! Wed Sep 5 13:37:44 2657 Vinicius : manny Wed Sep 5 14:37:46 2657 Victor : Correct Vinicius! 2000 credits to you sir! Wed Sep 5 14:38:00 2657 Victor : FINAL QUESTION!! #10 Wed Sep 5 14:39:29 2657 Victor : worth 5000 Credits! Wed Sep 5 14:39:44 2657 Victor : Who is currently #1 on the top 20 for CQ!!! Wed Sep 5 14:39:49 2657 Victor : 10 seconds! Wed Sep 5 13:40:33 2657 Vinicius : Detmir Wed Sep 5 14:40:34 2657 Victor : Correct Vinicus!! You win!!! Our top answerer tonight is Vinicius... Congratulations!!! Wed Sep 5 12:40:39 2657 Diadre : detmir Wed Sep 5 14:40:43 2657 Victor : and 2500 to the Runner up Diadre! Wed Sep 5 14:41:00 2657 Victor : Join us next time on KORE Trivia Wed Sep 5 14:41:13 2657 Victor : Till then this is KJ Victor, Signing off! Thu Sep 6 23:12:33 2657 Victor : GOOD Evening Core! Thu Sep 6 23:12:50 2657 Victor : It's time for another wonderful game of KORe trivia! Thu Sep 6 23:13:22 2657 Victor : Who's ready to play? Thu Sep 6 22:13:42 2657 Wyl : me and the voices in my head Thu Sep 6 23:13:48 2657 Victor : Ok interesting Wyl. Thu Sep 6 23:14:26 2657 Victor : QUESTION 1! Thu Sep 6 23:15:31 2657 Victor : Anyone is welcome to participate, just callin to the station and give you answer to the question. First one to answer correctly will win the prize for that questions worth! NOTE! All callins are screened and may be censored for improper language. So have fun and here we gooo!!! Thu Sep 6 23:15:55 2657 Victor : Ok... now! Question ! Thu Sep 6 23:15:57 2657 Victor : 1! Thu Sep 6 23:16:56 2657 Victor : Of all the mining shifts on Core, which one(s) are scheduled during 2100 and 2200 hours? (CST) Thu Sep 6 23:17:00 2657 Victor : Worth 500 credits! Thu Sep 6 23:17:17 2657 Victor : MUST answer question in it's entirity to win. Thu Sep 6 22:17:22 2657 Cirak : alpha, beta, gamma Thu Sep 6 23:17:25 2657 Victor : Correct Cirak. 500 credits to you sir. Thu Sep 6 23:17:31 2657 Victor : Question 2! Thu Sep 6 23:18:07 2657 Victor : Worth 250 Credits! Thu Sep 6 23:19:40 2657 Victor : What housing are miners assigned to for class 'B' level and are over company pay grade 16 (OOC: aka level 16)? Thu Sep 6 22:20:01 2657 Wyl : south mine Thu Sep 6 23:20:01 2657 Victor : Correct Wyl. Thu Sep 6 23:21:23 2657 Victor : For those of you just joining us, This is KORE trivia with you favorite KJ Victor! Thu Sep 6 23:21:32 2657 Victor : Anyone is welcome to participate, just callin to the station and give you answer to the question. First one to answer correctly will win the prize for that questions worth! NOTE! All callins are screened and may be censored for improper language. So have fun and here we gooo!!! Thu Sep 6 23:22:09 2657 Victor : Question 3! Thu Sep 6 23:22:17 2657 Victor : Worth 1000 Credits! Thu Sep 6 23:22:39 2657 Victor : What is the primary ore yielded by the 'West Mine'? Thu Sep 6 23:22:45 2657 Victor : 15 seconds. Thu Sep 6 22:22:56 2657 Wyl : corezite Thu Sep 6 23:22:56 2657 Victor : Wyl is correct! Thu Sep 6 23:23:24 2657 Victor : Question 4! Thu Sep 6 23:23:36 2657 Victor : Worth 2000 Credits! Thu Sep 6 23:24:49 2657 Victor : What is the current price of Zinc? Thu Sep 6 23:24:51 2657 Victor : 10 seconds! Thu Sep 6 22:25:05 2657 Cirak : 2.5 Thu Sep 6 23:25:06 2657 Victor : Correct Cirak! Thu Sep 6 22:25:10 2657 Jacaine : 2.5 Thu Sep 6 23:25:20 2657 Victor : I'm sorry Johnny Rocket... your a bit too late. Thu Sep 6 23:26:06 2657 Victor : Question 5! Thu Sep 6 23:26:57 2657 Victor : I know it's not my job to answer players, but no-one was active, plus I just told him I didn't know. Thu Sep 6 23:27:27 2657 Victor : Sorry bout that folks, wrong button ;) Thu Sep 6 22:27:35 2657 Jacaine : 42! Thu Sep 6 23:27:40 2657 Victor : Question 5! Thu Sep 6 23:28:24 2657 Victor : Who is the Director of Interplantetary Affairs? Worth 2000 Credits! Thu Sep 6 22:28:44 2657 Cirak : Jacaine Thu Sep 6 23:28:45 2657 Victor : Correck Cirak! Thu Sep 6 23:29:00 2657 Mek : Tawny.. oh wait, that's a different kind of affair.. Thu Sep 6 23:29:18 2657 Victor : Ha ha! Thu Sep 6 22:29:36 2657 Wyl : whoever sets at the desk in that office! Thu Sep 6 23:29:36 2657 Victor : Very cute Wyl ;) Poor Jacaine... Thu Sep 6 23:29:45 2657 Victor : Question 7! Thu Sep 6 23:29:53 2657 Victor : Wait... Question 6! Thu Sep 6 23:30:09 2657 Victor : man am I out of it today *shuffles papers* Thu Sep 6 23:30:23 2657 Victor : Alright... worth 3000 Credits... Thu Sep 6 23:30:27 2657 Victor : This is a riddle! Thu Sep 6 23:31:28 2657 Victor : If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door? Thu Sep 6 23:31:58 2657 Mek : infinity Thu Sep 6 23:31:58 2657 Victor : Correct Mek! Thu Sep 6 22:32:00 2657 Wyl : infinite, though 3 steps will be close enough Thu Sep 6 23:32:08 2657 Victor : You will never reach the door, it will always be half the distance, no matter how small! Thu Sep 6 23:32:19 2657 Victor : Question 7! Another Riddle! Thu Sep 6 23:33:36 2657 Victor : Frank and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Frank was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Frank decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How? Thu Sep 6 22:34:02 2657 Cirak : Sally lives in a different house Thu Sep 6 23:34:02 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Thu Sep 6 22:34:04 2657 Wyl : they're in alaska Thu Sep 6 23:34:05 2657 Victor : What???? Thu Sep 6 23:34:09 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Thu Sep 6 23:34:14 2657 Victor : 30 seconds! Thu Sep 6 23:34:45 2657 Mek : she's a cyborg! Thu Sep 6 23:34:45 2657 Victor : Incorrect! Thu Sep 6 22:34:51 2657 Cirak : Braille Thu Sep 6 22:34:51 2657 Jacaine : She's blind, reading braille. Thu Sep 6 23:34:51 2657 Victor : Correct Cirak! Thu Sep 6 20:34:55 2657 Silva : battery? Thu Sep 6 23:35:51 2657 Victor : I mean Grey didn't say anything, and I think he liked it. Thu Sep 6 23:36:07 2657 Victor : Is this still on? Thu Sep 6 23:36:11 2657 Victor : sorry folks. Thu Sep 6 23:36:16 2657 Victor : Question 8! Another Riddle! Thu Sep 6 23:36:24 2657 Victor : worth 5000 Credits! Thu Sep 6 23:36:58 2657 Victor : Question 8: The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false? Thu Sep 6 23:37:17 2657 Mek : yes Thu Sep 6 23:37:17 2657 Victor : Incorrect! Thu Sep 6 22:37:18 2657 Cirak : True Thu Sep 6 23:37:18 2657 Victor : Incorrect! Thu Sep 6 23:37:22 2657 Victor : 30 seconds! Thu Sep 6 22:37:37 2657 Jacaine : Neither and both. Thu Sep 6 23:37:38 2657 Vittorio : false? Thu Sep 6 23:37:38 2657 Victor : Jacaine is correct... But Why Jacaine? Thu Sep 6 22:37:40 2657 Robochris : false Thu Sep 6 22:38:26 2657 Jacaine : It's a paradox Thu Sep 6 23:38:27 2657 Victor : Exactly...! Thu Sep 6 23:38:30 2657 Victor : Next question! Thu Sep 6 23:38:36 2657 Victor : Question 9 Thu Sep 6 23:38:41 2657 Victor : worth 7500 Credits! Thu Sep 6 23:38:51 2657 Victor : get your calculators out for this one Thu Sep 6 23:39:55 2657 Victor : Question 9: How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550 Can you figure it out? Thu Sep 6 23:40:21 2657 Victor : Jacaine, your not allowed to answer this one ;) Thu Sep 6 23:40:24 2657 Victor : 30 seconds! Thu Sep 6 23:40:40 2657 Vittorio : Put a line through the equal sign Thu Sep 6 23:40:40 2657 Victor : Incorrect! Thu Sep 6 22:40:56 2657 Cirak : Change the first plus to a 4 Thu Sep 6 23:40:56 2657 Victor : CORRECT!!! Nice job Cirak! Thu Sep 6 22:41:55 2657 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Thu Sep 6 22:42:00 2657 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Thu Sep 6 23:42:35 2657 Victor : Question 10! Thu Sep 6 23:43:29 2657 Victor : Staiton Manager Jacaine will be posing question 10! Worth 10,000 Credits!! Good luck! Thu Sep 6 23:44:20 2657 Victor : Just a second folks, he's getting his paper work together......hmmhmm... Thu Sep 6 22:45:06 2657 Jacaine : How would you describe the phenomena that we witness when Hope seems to move backward in it's orbit passing over our other moon of Wrath? Thu Sep 6 22:45:33 2657 Vinicius : retrograde motion Thu Sep 6 22:45:37 2657 Jacaine : And Vinicius is correct! Thu Sep 6 22:45:43 2657 Wyl : doppler effect Thu Sep 6 22:45:55 2657 Wyl : oh sure, be picky about *facts* Thu Sep 6 23:46:04 2657 Victor : Congrats Vinicius... Thu Sep 6 23:46:10 2657 Victor : And that's all we have tonight folks... Thu Sep 6 23:46:23 2657 Victor : Thanks for tuning in to Radio KORE!! See ya tommorrow! Fri Sep 7 00:05:35 2657 Victor : ok. Sun Sep 9 00:28:49 2657 Victor : Good Evening Core! This is your favorite KORE KJ Victor, and my wonderful Co-host Assistant KJ Silva. Welcome to another round of KORE Trivia! Sun Sep 9 00:30:08 2657 Victor : KORE Trivia is a trivia contest that anyone is allowed to participate in! No matter what paygrade you are or what race you are anyone is allow to enter in a chance to win some credits! Sun Sep 9 00:31:04 2657 Victor : If you think you know the answer to a question please callin to our station and we will let you know if you are correct. With each question announced there will be a pre-determined value that goes with it. The higher the value of the credits, the harder the question. Sun Sep 9 00:32:26 2657 Victor : With that, I am going to hand the Mike over to Silva for QUESTION 1! GoOd luck from Radio KORE! Sat Sep 8 21:34:12 2657 Silva : Well hello Kore. How's everybody doing? Sat Sep 8 21:34:45 2657 Silva : Question 1! Sat Sep 8 21:35:28 2657 Silva : What's the price of Quartz stocks? Sat Sep 8 23:35:45 2657 Robochris : 13.60 Sun Sep 9 00:36:00 2657 Victor : Correct Robochris Sat Sep 8 23:36:20 2657 Robochris : woot! i want to send a shout out to... everybody1 Sun Sep 9 00:37:25 2657 Victor : Question 2! Sun Sep 9 00:37:32 2657 Victor : worth 350 Credits! Sun Sep 9 00:37:48 2657 Victor : Who is our favorite and best Company Archivist? Sun Sep 9 00:37:52 2657 Victor : 15 seconds! Call in now! Sun Sep 9 00:38:05 2657 Jerin : Karl! Sat Sep 8 21:38:09 2657 Kahless : Grey! Sun Sep 9 00:38:14 2657 Victor : Partly right! but we are looking for the full answer Jerin! Sun Sep 9 00:38:22 2657 Victor : Incorrect Khaless! Sun Sep 9 00:38:28 2657 Victor : Correct Jerin!! Sun Sep 9 00:38:29 2657 Jerin : Karl Schiller Sun Sep 9 00:38:50 2657 Victor : Silva! Question 3 Please! Sat Sep 8 21:39:50 2657 Silva : Ok For 500 credits. Sat Sep 8 21:40:21 2657 Silva : Find the obscure pattern: 6->3; 12->6; 24->?? Sat Sep 8 23:40:40 2657 Robochris : 12 Sat Sep 8 21:40:40 2657 Kahless : 12 Sun Sep 9 00:40:42 2657 Jerin : 12 Sat Sep 8 23:40:44 2657 Cirak : 9 Sun Sep 9 00:40:51 2657 Victor : Incorrect! Sun Sep 9 00:40:51 2657 Victor : Incorrect! Sun Sep 9 00:40:52 2657 Victor : Incorrect! Sun Sep 9 00:40:52 2657 Victor : Incorrect! Sun Sep 9 00:41:17 2657 Victor : all 4 of those answers are Incorrect! 15 seconds! Sun Sep 9 00:41:29 2657 Victor : Hey Silva... let's double the pot! 1000 credits to the correct answer! Sun Sep 9 00:42:01 2657 Victor : 7 seconds! Sat Sep 8 21:42:18 2657 Kahless : 10? Sun Sep 9 00:42:18 2657 Victor : Incorrect! Sun Sep 9 00:42:25 2657 Victor : Time is up! Sun Sep 9 00:42:40 2657 Victor : Silva, please tell them the correct answer and why! Sat Sep 8 21:42:56 2657 Silva : The answer is 11. The correct pattern is the number of letters of the first number written in the extended form. Remember, Obscure. :) Sat Sep 8 21:43:27 2657 Karl Schiller : Oh, and no :) on KORE, please. Sun Sep 9 00:44:11 2657 Victor : Question 4! Sun Sep 9 00:44:15 2657 Victor : worth 1000 Credits! Sun Sep 9 00:44:52 2657 Victor : What cluster is Sun Sep 9 00:45:14 2657 Jerin : G7-1 for the win1 Sun Sep 9 00:45:20 2657 Victor : Nice try Jerin... we haven't even asked the question. Sun Sep 9 00:45:43 2657 Victor : Which PMD cluster is 'The Mad Scienctist' shop located in? Sat Sep 8 23:46:18 2657 Cirak : h7-2 Sun Sep 9 00:46:20 2657 Jerin : H7-3, though he should of gone to G7-2 Sun Sep 9 00:46:39 2657 Victor : Incorrect! Sun Sep 9 00:46:40 2657 Victor : Incorrect! Sun Sep 9 00:46:44 2657 Victor : 30 seconds! Sun Sep 9 00:47:00 2657 Victor : Hey Silva... let's double the pot! 1000 credits to the correct answer! Sun Sep 9 00:47:02 2657 Jerin : G7-1! Sun Sep 9 00:47:09 2657 Victor : I'm sorry, make that 2000 Credits! Sun Sep 9 00:47:12 2657 Victor : Incorrect Jerin Sat Sep 8 21:47:12 2657 Silva : Sure! Sun Sep 9 00:47:48 2657 Victor : 30 seconds ladies and gentlemen, pot worth 2000 credits! Sun Sep 9 00:47:56 2657 Victor : Which PMD cluster is 'The Mad Scienctist' shop located in? Sun Sep 9 00:48:14 2657 Victor : Hint! Check the office of records! Sun Sep 9 00:48:18 2657 Victor : 15 seconds. Sun Sep 9 00:49:12 2657 Victor : Time is up! Sun Sep 9 00:49:18 2657 Victor : it was H7-6! Sun Sep 9 00:49:44 2657 Victor : Silva what is it with our listener friends today Sun Sep 9 00:50:02 2657 Victor : Question 5! Take it away Silva! Sat Sep 8 21:50:28 2657 Silva : Possibly thry just stay on their comfotable PMDs, hum? Sat Sep 8 21:50:53 2657 Silva : Ok. Imagine you are in a room, no doors windows or anything, how do you get out? Sun Sep 9 00:51:06 2657 Victor : Worth 2000 credits!! Call in now!! 30 seconds! Sun Sep 9 00:51:21 2657 Jerin : There's no walls, so I just walk away Sun Sep 9 00:51:23 2657 Victor : Not the answer we are looking for... but Thanks Jerin. Sat Sep 8 23:51:55 2657 Grizz : Climb up or down ? check for exits. Sun Sep 9 00:51:55 2657 Victor : Incorrect. Sun Sep 9 00:52:08 2657 Victor : Silva go ahead and answer. Sat Sep 8 21:52:25 2657 Silva : Stop imagining. Just leave the same way that you got in. Sun Sep 9 00:52:28 2657 Victor : Jerin, we reconsidered and decided to take you answer, as it is close to the one we were looking for. Sorry about that. Sun Sep 9 00:52:47 2657 Victor : Question 6! Sun Sep 9 00:53:01 2657 Victor : worth 3000 Credits! Sun Sep 9 00:53:19 2657 Victor : What is the name of the park closest to the starport? Sun Sep 9 00:53:33 2657 Victor : Correct Grahf! Sat Sep 8 21:53:34 2657 Grahf : shay Sun Sep 9 00:53:48 2657 Victor : Question 7! Sun Sep 9 00:53:53 2657 Victor : Worth 4000 Credits. Sun Sep 9 00:54:24 2657 Victor : Where is the Arena in relation to the CITY center? Sat Sep 8 21:54:39 2657 Grahf : 3ws Sat Sep 8 23:54:46 2657 Cirak : West Sat Sep 8 21:54:55 2657 Grahf : doh i mean 3sd Sun Sep 9 00:54:56 2657 Victor : Grahf answered first, with the most accurate answer. Thank you sir! Sun Sep 9 00:55:20 2657 Victor : Question 8! Sun Sep 9 00:55:25 2657 Victor : worth 5000 Credits! Sun Sep 9 00:55:38 2657 Victor : FINAL question. Sun Sep 9 00:56:17 2657 Victor : What is the primary ore yield of the South Mine? Sat Sep 8 21:56:30 2657 Grahf : mithril Sat Sep 8 23:56:31 2657 Grizz : mithril Sun Sep 9 00:56:31 2657 Victor : Correct Grahf!! Thank you! Sun Sep 9 00:56:34 2657 Jerin : Mithril Sat Sep 8 23:56:36 2657 Cirak : Mithril Sun Sep 9 00:56:51 2657 Victor : And that's about all we have tonight folks... thanks for playing and catch us again tommorrow! Sun Sep 9 00:57:10 2657 Victor : Till next time, this is your favorite KORE KJ Victor signing off. Sat Sep 8 21:57:39 2657 Silva : Thanks for listening! Sun Sep 9 00:57:44 2657 Victor : Also folks... Free drinks on me at the Squid if you meet me down there in the next 5 mins! Mon Oct 8 18:07:58 2657 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Mon Oct 8 18:08:03 2657 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Tue Nov 6 10:23:40 2657 Karl Schiller : Testing Tue Nov 6 13:01:24 2657 Harvey : This is a test of the automated KORE system. Tue Nov 6 13:01:29 2657 Harvey : Had this been an actual broadcast Tue Nov 6 13:01:34 2657 Harvey : it probably wouldn't have even been this exciting. Tue Nov 6 13:01:39 2657 Advertisement : Come to Levanon's Refinery for all your mineral needs! H7-6 Tue Nov 6 13:01:44 2657 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Tue Nov 6 13:06:55 2657 Harvey : This is a test of the automated KORE system. Tue Nov 6 13:07:00 2657 Harvey : Had this been an actual broadcast Tue Nov 6 13:07:05 2657 Harvey : it probably wouldn't have even been this exciting. Tue Nov 6 13:07:10 2657 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Tue Nov 6 13:07:15 2657 Advertisement : . Thu Jun 5 23:35:39 2658 Jacaine : Hello, I'm Alowishus Craston Wolfcastle the III, and I appreciate the finer things. That's why whenever I have my butler make a sandwich, he uses Grey Poupal mustard, for that refined taste. Grey Poupal, available where discriminating private shoppers shop. Thu Jun 5 23:40:10 2658 Jacaine : Hullo, mic on? Thu Jun 5 23:47:39 2658 Jacaine : Friends, does your life feel empty? Thu Jun 5 23:47:48 2658 Jacaine : Do you feel like you're all out of hope, nowhere to go? Thu Jun 5 23:48:49 2658 Jacaine : Well, nothing helps you feel better like the act of giving, so I need you to send me all your money, just to feel the compassion we all have. Thu Jun 5 23:48:52 2658 Advertisement : The Karl PMD. So far out, it's far out. Thu Jun 5 23:48:57 2658 Advertisement : The Karl PMD. So far out, it's far out. Thu Jun 5 23:50:13 2658 Jacaine : This is Krongdar, we're here to talk politics. Who should be elected, and who should be shot with the death ray! Thu Jun 5 23:51:09 2658 Jacaine : In the upcoming contest, we have two candidates. Farflak Netama and Larlak Sarplain. Thu Jun 5 23:51:29 2658 Jacaine : Krongdar thinks they should both be shot with the death ray and let Krongdar be elected! Thu Jun 5 21:52:49 2658 Karl Schiller : No vote for Krongdar! Thu Jun 5 21:53:18 2658 Karl Schiller : Krongdar idiot. Want women to vote. No vote Krongdar! Thu Jun 5 23:53:19 2658 Jacaine : Krongdar have new campaign slogan. Vote for Krongdar or death ray for all! Thu Jun 5 23:53:51 2658 Jacaine : Krongdar doesn't want women to vote. Krongdar needs women to carry death ray! Thu Jun 5 21:53:58 2658 Karl Schiller : Krangk say vote Nigel. Nigel bring dorks to all. Thu Jun 5 23:54:44 2658 Jacaine : Who does Krangk think Krongdar buy all the death rays from? Thu Jun 5 21:55:02 2658 Karl Schiller : Exactly. Cut out middleman. Vote Nigel instead. Thu Jun 5 23:55:02 2658 Jacaine : Nigel is in Krongdar's pocket like Krongdar's credits are in Nigel's pocket! Thu Jun 5 21:55:10 2658 Karl Schiller : No need Krongdar. Thu Jun 5 21:55:35 2658 Karl Schiller : Krongdar you ignorant slut. Thu Jun 5 23:56:13 2658 Jacaine : Krangk just upset that Krongdar beat him in the bilateral election on Tuscan VII Thu Jun 5 21:56:35 2658 Karl Schiller : No care about bisexual election. Nigel better anyway. Thu Jun 5 21:56:49 2658 Karl Schiller : Nigel have better running mate. Thu Jun 5 23:57:12 2658 Jacaine : Krongdar doesn't need a running mate, and Nigel is a strategically shaved baboon. He can't run! Thu Jun 5 23:58:39 2658 Jacaine : Krongdar better than Farflak Netama and Larlak Sarplain though! Thu Jun 5 21:58:53 2658 Karl Schiller : Not know who Farflak and Larlak are. Not care! Thu Jun 5 23:59:01 2658 Jacaine : They must get the death ray. Krongdar will give them the death ray after these messages! Thu Jun 5 23:59:04 2658 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Thu Jun 5 23:59:09 2658 Advertisement : Come to Levanon's Refinery for all your mineral needs! H7-6 Fri Jun 6 00:00:10 2658 Jacaine : Krongdar will death ray the people who wrote those ads! Sounds like they did Farflak and Larlak's ads! Thu Jun 5 22:00:36 2658 Karl Schiller : Politics stupid! Me not vote. Me scratch fur instead. Fri Jun 6 00:00:59 2658 Jacaine : Krongdar will death ray Krangk! Thu Jun 5 22:01:19 2658 Karl Schiller : Nigel protect me. That why me vote Nigel after good scratch. Fri Jun 6 00:01:19 2658 Jacaine : Yay! I love Krongdar!!! Thu Jun 5 22:01:29 2658 Karl Schiller : Me death ray Bree. Thu Jun 5 22:04:56 2658 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Thu Jun 5 22:05:01 2658 Advertisement : The Karl PMD. So far out, it's far out. Sat Jun 7 01:11:54 2658 Advertisement : This broadcast was sponsored by The Company. Sat Jun 7 01:11:59 2658 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sun Jul 6 21:24:51 2658 Jacaine : Good evening Core and welcome to another episode of 'Guess that number!' I'm your host Frank Starbuck. How many of you have never played before? Sun Jul 6 21:25:39 2658 Jacaine : Wow, stunned silence! Allow me to explain the rules. It's a simple number guessing game, with the potential for big prizes! Sun Jul 6 21:26:51 2658 Jacaine : When I call for your guesses, everyone will privately call in with their guesses, and our computer, ENIAC, will reveal the winning number for that round! Sun Jul 6 21:27:03 2658 Jacaine : Does everybody understand the rules? Sun Jul 6 21:27:23 2658 Ayyno : I guess. Sun Jul 6 21:27:31 2658 Jacaine : You guess? Come on, we need certainty! Confidence! Sun Jul 6 21:27:36 2658 Jacaine : Does everyone understand the rules? Sun Jul 6 21:27:50 2658 Kakure : Damn straight we do. Sun Jul 6 21:27:56 2658 Ayyno : Y-yes? Sun Jul 6 21:28:14 2658 Jacaine : Excellent! We'll start the first round, after these messages! Sun Jul 6 21:28:17 2658 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Sun Jul 6 21:28:22 2658 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Sun Jul 6 21:29:05 2658 Jacaine : And we're back. It looks like Ayyno and Kakure are our two contestants this evening. Sun Jul 6 21:29:15 2658 Jacaine : Kakure, why don't you tell us a little about yourself. Sun Jul 6 21:30:36 2658 Jacaine : I apologize folks, we seem to be experiencing technical difficulties right now. Sun Jul 6 21:30:53 2658 Jacaine : Let's take a look at some highlights from last season... Sun Jul 6 21:31:27 2658 Jacaine : What? How the hell can you say that! This is bullshit! Screw you! And screw this station! Sun Jul 6 21:31:32 2658 Kakure : Oh? About myself? Well I'm a miner, obviously by the fact that I'm here, single, in case any women out there are interested, and I don't really care how I get rich so long as I manage it. Anything else you wanted to know Frank? Sun Jul 6 21:32:23 2658 Jacaine : Kakure, this isn't lonely hearts. We don't match contestants up. But a loser last season did get a date with the bug blatter beast of traal. Sun Jul 6 21:33:09 2658 Jacaine : The number you will be trying to guess will be between 1 and 1000. Call in with your guesses now. Sun Jul 6 21:33:49 2658 Jacaine : We're waiting on Kakure. Sun Jul 6 21:34:11 2658 Jacaine : The guesses are in, and the result is... Sun Jul 6 21:34:29 2658 Jacaine : The winner is Kakure, with a guess of 500! Sun Jul 6 21:34:56 2658 Jacaine : Kakure, you have a choice between a prize of 500 credits, or what's inside the box. Sun Jul 6 21:35:03 2658 Jacaine : What's it going to be? Sun Jul 6 21:35:10 2658 Jacaine : Box! Box! Box! Sun Jul 6 21:35:28 2658 Jacaine : We know what the audience wants, but what do you want. Sun Jul 6 21:35:31 2658 Kakure : Lets see what's in the box. There's always more money to be had. Sun Jul 6 21:35:42 2658 Jacaine : He's going with the box. Sun Jul 6 21:36:01 2658 Jacaine : And he won a dead powercell! Let's hear it for him folks! Sun Jul 6 21:36:19 2658 Jacaine : You may pick up your prize at the studio at the end of the broadcast. Sun Jul 6 21:36:37 2658 Jacaine : Okay, we're onto round two. The rules are the same, but the prizes are better. Sun Jul 6 21:36:55 2658 Ayyno : Better than a dead powercell? I doubt that! Sun Jul 6 21:37:05 2658 Jacaine : Just wait and see. Sun Jul 6 21:37:15 2658 Jacaine : Please call in with your guesses...now. Sun Jul 6 21:37:32 2658 Jacaine : And the winner... Sun Jul 6 21:37:42 2658 Jacaine : Will be announced after this. Sun Jul 6 21:37:50 2658 Advertisement : Come to Levanon's Refinery for all your mineral needs! H7-6 Sun Jul 6 21:37:55 2658 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Sun Jul 6 21:39:13 2658 Jacaine : Hi, this is the Company talking. Bet you didn't think I could do that, huh? Heh. Well, I'm here to talk to you about an exciting opportunity. You've all signed four year contracts, but if you extend today, we're willing to give you health insurance! That's right, no more worrying about dust in the mines, you'll be covered, at least somewhat. So come on down to the office today, or else. Sun Jul 6 21:39:36 2658 Jacaine : And we're back, we have our guesses in and Eniac is about to reveal the result. Sun Jul 6 21:40:25 2658 Jacaine : The winner, one again, is Kakure! Sun Jul 6 21:40:36 2658 Jacaine : I'm beginning to think he might be cheating somehow. Sun Jul 6 21:41:03 2658 Jacaine : No matter, Kakure, you have the choice of 1000 credits, or what's inside the box. Remember, no matter what happens, you get to keep your powercell. Sun Jul 6 21:41:21 2658 Ayyno : Maybe he's so lonely he's sleeping with ENIAC... Sun Jul 6 21:42:01 2658 Jacaine : Hey now...we play nice on this show. The mudslinging death match is Wednesdays at 9:00. Sun Jul 6 21:42:05 2658 Kakure : Box again... and even I'm not that desperate Aynno. Sun Jul 6 21:42:27 2658 Jacaine : Wow! What a brilliantly witty retort Kakure, you sure showed her! Sun Jul 6 21:42:35 2658 Jacaine : He went with the box, let's see what he's won Sun Jul 6 21:42:56 2658 Jacaine : He won a package of energy bars, wonderful! Sun Jul 6 21:43:33 2658 Jacaine : Now before we move on to the third round, let's talk to Ayyno. We've already learned a little about our other contestant, but we don't know much about this little fire breather. Sun Jul 6 21:44:39 2658 Jacaine : Well, I guess we can cut to a commercial while we try to regain contact. Sun Jul 6 21:44:48 2658 Ayyno : Ooh, I like fire. Lets see... I'm the only female miner I've seen in a few moons... Uhhh, I run a refinery over in I7-9... Yeah. Sun Jul 6 21:45:27 2658 Jacaine : Remember folks. The ONLY female miner. That means you can stop chasing Nigel around, he's not normally like that, tequila does that to him. Sun Jul 6 21:45:46 2658 Jacaine : Okay, onward to round three. Sun Jul 6 21:46:27 2658 Jacaine : Right now Kakure is in the lead, having already won a box of power bars and a powercell, but Ayyno could turn things around in this round. Sun Jul 6 21:46:38 2658 Jacaine : Contestants, I will accept your predictions...now. Sun Jul 6 21:47:23 2658 Jacaine : Well folks, it looks like Ayyno took this round with a guess of 269. Sun Jul 6 21:47:45 2658 Jacaine : Ayyno, you have the choice between 1000 credits and of course what's inside the box. Remember, this is the final round. Sun Jul 6 21:48:23 2658 Ayyno : I suppose I'll choose the box. A thousand ain't that much. Sun Jul 6 21:48:52 2658 Jacaine : She went with the box folks...and she won...a flashlight! Sun Jul 6 21:49:16 2658 Jacaine : That means that Kakure is our big winner today and moves on to the final round. Sun Jul 6 21:49:46 2658 Ayyno : Awesome! I needed a flashlight... Sun Jul 6 21:49:54 2658 Jacaine : You may pick it up after the broadcast. Sun Jul 6 21:51:07 2658 Jacaine : Kakure, the rules are the same, but the payouts are different. Just for getting it this far, you win 1000 credits. If you guess the number within 300, you will win 1500, if you're within 100, you'll get 2500, if you're within 50, 5000 and if you guess exactly, you will in 10,000 credits! Sun Jul 6 21:51:15 2658 Jacaine : Are you ready to play? Sun Jul 6 21:51:27 2658 Kakure : sure Sun Jul 6 21:51:38 2658 Jacaine : Kakure, what is your guess? Sun Jul 6 21:51:59 2658 Kakure : 724 Sun Jul 6 21:52:21 2658 Jacaine : Ooh...so close! What do you think folks, should we give it to him? Sun Jul 6 21:52:28 2658 Jacaine : Yaaaaaaaay! Sun Jul 6 21:52:47 2658 Jacaine : Well, it looks like the audience is on his side. Sun Jul 6 21:53:25 2658 Jacaine : Congratulations Kakure, you're our big winner today, with 2500 credits, a box of energy bars and a dead powercell! Sun Jul 6 21:53:51 2658 Jacaine : Thanks to all our contestants for playing, and remember, if you're not drilling drunk, you're not drilling right. Good night Core! Wed Jul 9 21:31:58 2658 Karl Schiller : *cough* Wed Jul 9 21:32:04 2658 Karl Schiller : Is this thing on? Hello? Wed Jul 9 21:32:22 2658 Karl Schiller : Ah, evening Core! Wed Jul 9 21:33:00 2658 Karl Schiller : We'd like to take a little time to discuss all these alleged Odra sightings your crack KORE staff has been hearing about. Wed Jul 9 21:33:05 2658 Karl Schiller : But first...these messages. Wed Jul 9 21:33:18 2658 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Wed Jul 9 21:33:23 2658 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Wed Jul 9 21:33:45 2658 Karl Schiller : That's right, when it comes to defunct and badly-written advertising, think KORE! Wed Jul 9 23:34:12 2658 Jacaine : Well, Phil, I for one think these sightings are being blown way out of proportion! Wed Jul 9 21:34:24 2658 Karl Schiller : Kratz, you wouldn't know a damn thing about being blown. Wed Jul 9 23:34:37 2658 Jacaine : Not since your wife passed, no I wouldn't. Wed Jul 9 21:34:40 2658 Karl Schiller : Nevertheless, there's been enough reports that we've been forced to investigate. Wed Jul 9 21:35:00 2658 Karl Schiller : She left me for Peth, you dolt. Wed Jul 9 23:35:06 2658 Jacaine : It's all propaganda being put out by the Company to get us to stock up on more weapons. Wed Jul 9 21:35:16 2658 Karl Schiller : That's one theory. Wed Jul 9 23:35:22 2658 Jacaine : Don't you find it a little coincidental that these sightings come in at the same time we get lizon weapons? Wed Jul 9 21:35:32 2658 Karl Schiller : Others say it's just tourists looking for a little action in the local casinos. Wed Jul 9 23:35:42 2658 Jacaine : And who has the biggest market on the lizon guns right now? Our very own Vice President. Wed Jul 9 21:35:48 2658 Karl Schiller : C'mon Kratz, we don't subscribe to crackpot conspiracy theories here. Wed Jul 9 23:36:08 2658 Jacaine : Really? It's been that way since 2652! Wed Jul 9 21:36:20 2658 Karl Schiller : You'd have the nerve to accuse Grey on an open channel? Wed Jul 9 21:36:27 2658 Karl Schiller : Without Grey we'd all be sucking methane! Wed Jul 9 23:36:40 2658 Jacaine : Without Grey, I wouldn't have arthritis! Wed Jul 9 23:36:47 2658 Jacaine : Or lung cancer. Wed Jul 9 21:37:14 2658 Karl Schiller : Next you're going to say he gave you... no. I can't say that. Wed Jul 9 23:37:36 2658 Jacaine : You're damn right he did, I got a gold plated drill for drilling over 2,000,000 units of ore! Wed Jul 9 21:38:01 2658 Karl Schiller : Tawny is not 'ore', my friend. Wed Jul 9 23:38:13 2658 Jacaine : She was before I was done with her. Wed Jul 9 21:38:18 2658 Karl Schiller : But, this is definitely a first for KORE! Wed Jul 9 21:38:36 2658 Karl Schiller : We've made it to our first commercial break without bringing up Nigel's sexuality! More after this. Wed Jul 9 21:38:38 2658 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Wed Jul 9 21:38:43 2658 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Wed Jul 9 21:38:58 2658 Karl Schiller : That's right. Eagle's Pride Factory, out of business since 2657. Wed Jul 9 21:39:04 2658 Karl Schiller : Would someone please fix the goddamn ad booth? Wed Jul 9 23:39:26 2658 Jacaine : They need to bring in better ad writers. Wed Jul 9 21:39:31 2658 Karl Schiller : OK folks, we'd like to hear from you. Wed Jul 9 23:39:35 2658 Jacaine : Those Drunken Heptosquid ads were genius! Wed Jul 9 21:39:36 2658 Karl Schiller : Are there Odra out there? Wed Jul 9 21:39:45 2658 Karl Schiller : Or is it all just a myth perpetrated to get you to buy more lizon? Wed Jul 9 21:39:51 2658 Karl Schiller : And what IS lizon, anyway? Wed Jul 9 23:40:03 2658 Jacaine : We're here. We're waiting. We'll get you... Wed Jul 9 21:40:16 2658 Karl Schiller : Frank, fix the signal. Wed Jul 9 21:40:21 2658 Raltar Ivslaw : Are you insane? Wed Jul 9 23:40:27 2658 Jacaine : Phil Roger Wed Jul 9 23:40:31 2658 Ayyno : Lizon is liquified energy technology "retrieved" from Odra. Wed Jul 9 23:40:32 2658 Jacaine : I mean Roger Phil! Wed Jul 9 21:40:40 2658 Karl Schiller : Is who insane? Wed Jul 9 23:40:59 2658 Jacaine : We seem to have gotten off track folks. Wed Jul 9 23:41:10 2658 Jacaine : When you call in, please state the topic you want to speak on. Wed Jul 9 23:41:14 2658 Ayyno : Also, Odra are great hunting. What's a mining colony without a threatening raider party to hunt once in a while? Wed Jul 9 21:41:18 2658 Raltar Ivslaw : For the Odra sightings to just be Company propaganda, they'd need to fake both Odra scout ships as well as Odra themselves. Wed Jul 9 21:41:20 2658 Karl Schiller : And I don't buy that's an Odra for a second. Why would an Odra wear an "I mined in the East Mine and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt? Wed Jul 9 23:41:51 2658 Jacaine : I don't think that these Odra are really Odra anyway! Wed Jul 9 21:41:56 2658 Karl Schiller : So Raltar, you're saying it's more than propaganda? Or the whole thing is crap? Wed Jul 9 23:42:11 2658 Jacaine : I remember the old holovids showed that they once brought this colony to the brink of extinction. Wed Jul 9 21:42:16 2658 Karl Schiller : Ayyno, you can't hunt what doesn't exist. Wed Jul 9 21:42:23 2658 Raltar Ivslaw : Far more than propaganda. I saw one of the scout ships myself. Wed Jul 9 23:42:28 2658 Jacaine : They're a group of hoodlums at best. Wed Jul 9 23:42:31 2658 Ayyno : The scout ship I saw flying over I7-9 says Odra exist. Wed Jul 9 23:42:40 2658 Jacaine : That's exactly what the Company wants you to think! Wed Jul 9 21:42:43 2658 Karl Schiller : Oh, and YOU know what an Odra ship looks like? Wed Jul 9 21:42:52 2658 Karl Schiller : What about all of the Company's recent weather experiments. Wed Jul 9 21:42:58 2658 Raltar Ivslaw : I read, yes. Wed Jul 9 23:42:58 2658 Jacaine : Next you'll be saying that Core's polar regions are warmer than they used to be. Wed Jul 9 21:43:17 2658 Karl Schiller : Very good point, Kratz. Wed Jul 9 21:43:26 2658 Karl Schiller : That whole "Core Warming" thing is just a crock. Wed Jul 9 23:43:50 2658 Jacaine : You're damn right it is, I have the documents here in my formerly nicotine stained hands. Wed Jul 9 21:43:57 2658 Karl Schiller : Caused by rover emissions? Please. Wed Jul 9 23:44:12 2658 Ayyno : Well, if you wish to think that Odra don't exist, that is all well and good. But if we are attacked, then I don't want to hear you complaining. Wed Jul 9 21:44:38 2658 Karl Schiller : The Company says they don't exist. Wed Jul 9 21:44:41 2658 Karl Schiller : Therefore, they don't. Wed Jul 9 23:44:44 2658 Jacaine : I can't save you people from yourselves... Wed Jul 9 23:44:55 2658 Jacaine : There ARE things out there attacking us. Wed Jul 9 23:45:01 2658 Jacaine : But they are not Odra! Wed Jul 9 23:45:08 2658 Jacaine : Read your history please. Wed Jul 9 21:45:10 2658 Raltar Ivslaw : Personally, I want anti-ship weapons for our PMDs, as well as antipersonnel turrets. Kodin encounted a number of Odra outside the domes. Wed Jul 9 23:45:22 2658 Ayyno : The Company also says no one disappears on the colony. Or gets violently ill and dies from a virulent strain of virus in the mines. Wed Jul 9 21:45:24 2658 Karl Schiller : Miner Kodin has been in and out of psychiatric wards for years. We can hardly use him as an example. Wed Jul 9 23:45:39 2658 Jacaine : Indeed. Wed Jul 9 21:45:45 2658 Karl Schiller : No one does. And there's no such thing as a non-virulent virus, so keep your redundant repetitions to a minimum, please. Wed Jul 9 21:45:48 2658 Raltar Ivslaw : So the Odra blades he smelts come from... where, exactly? Wed Jul 9 23:45:59 2658 Jacaine : How do you know they're Odra blades? Wed Jul 9 23:46:07 2658 Jacaine : Do they say "Odra blade" on them? Wed Jul 9 23:46:14 2658 Ayyno : How do you know they aren't? Wed Jul 9 23:46:26 2658 Jacaine : Ah...a recursive argument, well done! Wed Jul 9 21:46:27 2658 Karl Schiller : Well that kind of circuitous reasoning gets us nowhere. Wed Jul 9 23:46:35 2658 Jacaine : I cannot begin to argue with that inpenetrable logic! Wed Jul 9 21:46:43 2658 Karl Schiller : They could be mutant toasters using that logic. Wed Jul 9 21:46:47 2658 Raltar Ivslaw : If I go outside, kill an Odra, and drag its corpse into your office, what would you say? Wed Jul 9 23:46:56 2658 Ayyno : Well this discussion gets us nowhere in the first place, so we're breaking even. Wed Jul 9 21:46:57 2658 Karl Schiller : I would say - get that thing off our carpet. Wed Jul 9 23:47:00 2658 Jacaine : Raltar...you weren't here for the battle of '48 Wed Jul 9 23:47:07 2658 Jacaine : I know what the Odra were Wed Jul 9 23:47:11 2658 Jacaine : They were not Odra Wed Jul 9 23:47:22 2658 Jacaine : What we have now are a rogue band of thugs. Wed Jul 9 23:47:41 2658 Jacaine : If the Odra were on our planet in such numbers, we'd all be dead. Wed Jul 9 23:47:43 2658 Ayyno : Well then we should be authorized to terminate them on sight. Wed Jul 9 21:47:45 2658 Raltar Ivslaw : A rogue band of thugs who want people to think they're Odra? Wed Jul 9 21:47:48 2658 Raltar Ivslaw : For what purpose? Wed Jul 9 21:47:53 2658 Karl Schiller : It's obvious. Wed Jul 9 21:48:04 2658 Karl Schiller : The miners are all banding together to try to turn this into some sort of socialist hierarchy. Wed Jul 9 21:48:26 2658 Karl Schiller : Better wages, better living conditions. It's all misguided. You SIGNED a contract. Live with it, miners! Wed Jul 9 23:48:46 2658 Jacaine : Those who have complained disappeared though. Wed Jul 9 21:49:09 2658 Karl Schiller : What it will really lead to is nothing more than an increase in your taxes! Wed Jul 9 23:49:13 2658 Ayyno : What about those of us that have expired contracts? Wed Jul 9 21:49:22 2658 Karl Schiller : What about you? You opt to stay, you live by the rules. Wed Jul 9 21:49:32 2658 Karl Schiller : The Company provides the roof, you have to abide by the rules. Wed Jul 9 21:49:39 2658 Raltar Ivslaw : Yes, but your point about a signed contract is null. Wed Jul 9 23:49:56 2658 Ayyno : If my credits will pay for changes under the roof, I don't see why changes should be made. Wed Jul 9 21:49:59 2658 Karl Schiller : Null? Wed Jul 9 23:50:03 2658 Jacaine : Okay, break your contract Raltar. I'll carry your bags to the shuttle. See if you can get off. Wed Jul 9 21:50:09 2658 Karl Schiller : Hmm Miner Ayyno, you're right, I don't see why changes should be made either. Wed Jul 9 21:50:27 2658 Raltar Ivslaw : How is the contract broken if it expired? Wed Jul 9 23:50:32 2658 Jacaine : Well folks, that sound means it's time for another break. Wed Jul 9 23:50:39 2658 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Wed Jul 9 23:50:44 2658 Advertisement : Come to Levanon's Refinery for all your mineral needs! H7-6 Wed Jul 9 23:51:25 2658 Jacaine : We're back, and as you'll recall we were talking about the fluctuating cost of iron and mithril. Wed Jul 9 23:51:43 2658 Jacaine : Phil, you had an interesting theory you were discussing during the break. Wed Jul 9 21:51:43 2658 Karl Schiller : Mithril is in heavy demand, with many refineries reporting acute shortages of late. Wed Jul 9 21:52:08 2658 Karl Schiller : The point is, Kratz, production has really picked up. Wed Jul 9 23:52:11 2658 Ayyno : I know I'm always in need of more mithril. Wed Jul 9 23:52:14 2658 Jacaine : I know many mines that recently had it seemingly had it stripped away. Wed Jul 9 21:52:27 2658 Karl Schiller : It's being fed into the refineries, like Ayyno's, like mad. Wed Jul 9 21:52:43 2658 Karl Schiller : Seems everyone wants all the newfangled gadgets these days, from hover droids to Company tents. Wed Jul 9 23:52:46 2658 Jacaine : It must be those invisible blit again. Wed Jul 9 23:52:52 2658 Ayyno : Just this day I went through well over four thousand units. Wed Jul 9 23:53:09 2658 Jacaine : There you have it folks. Ayyno is the cause of our mithril crisis. Wed Jul 9 21:53:44 2658 Karl Schiller : Glad we solved that. Wed Jul 9 23:53:46 2658 Jacaine : That's all the time we have tonight folks, and remember, the Company is your friend! Wed Jul 9 21:53:56 2658 Karl Schiller : Always! Thu Jul 10 21:45:14 2658 Jacaine : Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood evening Core! I'm your host Frank Starbuck, and it's time for everyone's favorite game...Guess That Number! Thu Jul 10 21:45:50 2658 Jacaine : I think everyone here is familiar with the rules, but we'll recap for those who might not be familiar. Thu Jul 10 21:46:18 2658 Jacaine : We have in our studios Eniac, who's been retrofitted to generate random numbers which you, the listeners out there, will have to guess. Thu Jul 10 21:47:18 2658 Jacaine : You'll have the choice between the cash prize for that round, or what's inside the box. The biggest winner for the night will go to the final round and a chance to win 100,000 credits! Thu Jul 10 21:47:37 2658 Jacaine : Who's ready to play? Thu Jul 10 21:47:49 2658 Ayyno : I am! Thu Jul 10 19:48:02 2658 Kahless : Twenty four! Thu Jul 10 21:48:18 2658 Grey : 36E cup! Thu Jul 10 21:48:18 2658 Jacaine : And Kahless has been disqualified for the round for answering before we called for geusses. Thu Jul 10 21:48:56 2658 Jacaine : Okay. I know you're enthusiastic, but please wait until I call for your guesses, okay? Thu Jul 10 21:49:11 2658 Tawny : I know all about the box, Frank. Thu Jul 10 21:49:22 2658 Jacaine : Emm...yes, I'm sure you do. Thu Jul 10 21:49:37 2658 Jacaine : Please call in with your guesses NOW. Thu Jul 10 21:50:28 2658 Jacaine : The winner is Ayyno, with 347. Thu Jul 10 21:50:44 2658 Ayyno : Yes! I want the box! Thu Jul 10 21:51:20 2658 Jacaine : She's going with the box, and she's won...a biomass cube! Thu Jul 10 21:51:27 2658 Jacaine : Looks like there's a bit of everyone in there. Thu Jul 10 21:51:34 2658 Jacaine : You can pick it up at the studio after the show. Thu Jul 10 21:51:37 2658 Ayyno : Yay for random body parts! Thu Jul 10 21:51:43 2658 Jacaine : Heh. Indeed. Thu Jul 10 21:52:09 2658 Jacaine : It's time for round 2 now, with a cash prize of 2500 credits, and of course the box. Thu Jul 10 21:52:17 2658 Jacaine : We'll take your guesses now. Thu Jul 10 21:52:51 2658 Jacaine : Anyone else? Thu Jul 10 21:53:00 2658 Peth : Peth can't count that high Thu Jul 10 21:53:12 2658 Jacaine : Not really a guess, but we'll take it. Thu Jul 10 21:53:16 2658 Jacaine : And the result... Thu Jul 10 21:53:21 2658 Jacaine : Will be announced, after this. Thu Jul 10 21:53:28 2658 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Thu Jul 10 21:53:33 2658 Advertisement : . Thu Jul 10 21:54:15 2658 Jacaine : Before we went to break we were about to find out what the number was. Thu Jul 10 21:54:38 2658 Jacaine : The winner is...Kahless, with a guess of 734! Thu Jul 10 21:54:50 2658 Jacaine : Kahless, do you want the 2500 credits or what's inside the box? Thu Jul 10 21:54:56 2658 Ayyno : Yay! Pick the box! Boxes are fun! Thu Jul 10 19:55:03 2658 Kahless : That's right..! I want me the box Thu Jul 10 21:55:09 2658 Peth : Gerbil in box? Thu Jul 10 21:55:13 2658 Tawny : Always pick box! Thu Jul 10 21:55:42 2658 Jacaine : He's going for the box... Thu Jul 10 21:56:07 2658 Jacaine : And he wins...a pakage of Energy bars! Thu Jul 10 21:56:44 2658 Jacaine : Well, it's hard to say who's in the lead right now, but maybe we'll see better after round three. Thu Jul 10 21:57:04 2658 Jacaine : Remember, this is the last preliminary round before the finals. Thu Jul 10 21:57:28 2658 Tawny : I hate premature stuff! Thu Jul 10 21:57:42 2658 Jacaine : Mmm, indeed. Thu Jul 10 21:58:18 2658 Jacaine : This time the cash prize is 10,000 credits or the box. Thu Jul 10 21:58:19 2658 Peth : Peth have 2 fists. Peth have 1 grog in each fist. Peth don't need to count more. Thu Jul 10 21:58:32 2658 Jacaine : Okay, so Peth is going with 3. Thu Jul 10 21:58:51 2658 Jacaine : Anyone else? Thu Jul 10 21:59:09 2658 Jacaine : Anyone else? Thu Jul 10 19:59:37 2658 Kahless : BOOYAH! Thu Jul 10 21:59:43 2658 Jacaine : And the winner is...Ayyno, I'm sorry Kahless. Thu Jul 10 21:59:55 2658 Jacaine : Ayyno who guessed 567 Thu Jul 10 19:59:58 2658 Kahless : You what? Thu Jul 10 22:00:01 2658 Ayyno : I pick the box, the box, the box! Thu Jul 10 22:00:03 2658 Peth : Peth smash machine! Thu Jul 10 22:00:14 2658 Jacaine : She's going with the box. Thu Jul 10 22:00:20 2658 Tawny : It's never 69! Thu Jul 10 22:00:29 2658 Jacaine : Tawny, if that's what you want, see me at the studio after the show. Thu Jul 10 22:00:41 2658 Ayyno : Or me! Thu Jul 10 22:00:44 2658 Grey : I'd go for her box too. Er.... Thu Jul 10 22:00:52 2658 Tawny : You got it, Frankie. Thu Jul 10 22:01:18 2658 Jacaine : *cough* Okay, Ayyno has won...an FE particle accelerator Mark II! Thu Jul 10 20:01:20 2658 Kahless : Should keep away from Tawny's box. Will catch something nasty if you open that Thu Jul 10 22:01:42 2658 Ayyno : YES FOR ME! Particles! Thu Jul 10 22:01:51 2658 Tawny : You'll never know, fur-fetish boy! Thu Jul 10 22:02:27 2658 Jacaine : That makes Ayyno our big winner for this evening, and takes her to the final round, where she has the chance to win 1,000,000 credits! Thu Jul 10 22:03:03 2658 Jacaine : Allow me to explain the rules. Just for making it to the final round, you will walk away with 10,000 credits no matter what. Thu Jul 10 20:03:09 2658 Kahless : Not a fur fetish. It's a tail/ear fetich Thu Jul 10 22:03:32 2658 Grey : aural sex? Thu Jul 10 22:03:46 2658 Jacaine : I apologize Ayyno, let's continue with the rules. Thu Jul 10 22:04:35 2658 Jacaine : If you guess within 300, you will receive 25,000 credits. If you guess within 100, you will win 100,000 credits. If you guess within 50, you will win 500,000 credits. If you guess exactly on, you will win 1,000,000 credits! Thu Jul 10 22:04:39 2658 Jacaine : Are you ready? Thu Jul 10 22:05:00 2658 Ayyno : Yes! Thu Jul 10 22:05:00 2658 Jacaine : What is your guess? Thu Jul 10 22:05:24 2658 Ayyno : Seven hundred and sixty eight! Thu Jul 10 22:05:39 2658 Jacaine : 768...and Eniac says... Thu Jul 10 22:06:10 2658 Ayyno : Woo! 25,000! Thu Jul 10 22:06:39 2658 Jacaine : Since you were within 200, and I neglected to mention that, you will receive 50,000 credits. Not bad for guessing a number. Thu Jul 10 22:07:01 2658 Jacaine : Thanks to all our contestants for playing, and you may pick up your prizes at the studio. Thu Jul 10 22:07:04 2658 Ayyno : Oooh! Thanks a bunch! Mon Jan 12 12:51:33 2659 Jacaine : Remember, we're always watching... Wed Jul 15 16:35:45 2659 Jacaine : Hello friends and welcome to the inagural episode of Money Matters, the show about you, by you and for you and your money. Wed Jul 15 16:36:40 2659 Jacaine : We're all suffering from a recession, it's so bad that this rock is all but empty, but if any of you in the outer reachers of the Hermes 517-G region can hear this, please call in with your financial woes Wed Jul 15 16:37:29 2659 Jacaine : If you didn't spend all your money on booze you might be able to afford a radio and hear this broadcast you winos. Wed Jul 15 16:38:18 2659 Jacaine : I assumed that what ENIAC means is that he only has 812 credits left. Wed Jul 15 16:38:31 2659 Jacaine : Well Mr. Eniac, if you were more fiscally responsible you wouldn't be in this mess. Wed Jul 15 16:38:46 2659 Jacaine : You know what your problem is? You're an idiot, do us all a favor and unplug yourself. Wed Jul 15 16:39:35 2659 Jacaine : You found 180 credits? You'd be wise to pay down your debt with that Mon Feb 22 17:27:10 2660 Jacaine : This is a KORE radio announcement: Karl Schiller is a ninny! Mon Feb 22 17:27:35 2660 Jacaine : Rebuttals? Mon Feb 22 17:29:01 2660 Jacaine : I concur. Karl Schiller IS definitely a ninny. Mon Feb 22 17:29:33 2660 Jacaine : Hullo? This on? Hullo? Mon Feb 22 17:32:03 2660 Jacaine : I don't know, I kind of like Karl. He seems bright. Mon Feb 22 15:36:13 2660 Karl Schiller : Thanks Jim. But you already paid off the last of your 5000 credit debt to me. Mon Feb 22 17:37:06 2660 Jacaine : There you have it folks. Four out of five people agree, Karl Schiller is a ninny. That's all for today. My name is Frank Starbuck, and that's news to me. Mon Feb 22 17:39:50 2660 Jacaine : Soz people. Soz vote. Soz smash Karl! Fri Aug 27 21:20:13 2660 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Fri Aug 27 21:20:18 2660 Advertisement : The Karl PMD. So far out, it's far out. Sat Aug 28 10:01:57 2660 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sat Aug 28 10:02:02 2660 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sat Aug 28 10:11:23 2660 Byron : Good morning and good day to you all CORE. Just a quick announcement to interupt the hum drum of those mining lasers and bunny slaying Lizon Guns......KORE will be hiring an additional KJ and several assistants. Interested applicants please submit a resume according to the terminal in the lobby. Sat Aug 28 10:13:17 2660 Byron : current positions in Radio are open, and Holovid productions will also resume once we have some creative talent. Applicants should be creative, patient, and willing to see their creations come to life on a holovid projector! Sat Aug 28 10:14:13 2660 Byron : Be sure to tune in later tonight for the Night Radio show, and the ability to call in your thoughts! Sat Aug 28 14:37:37 2660 Advertisement : The Karl PMD. So far out, it's far out. Sat Aug 28 14:37:42 2660 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Sat Aug 28 20:51:00 2660 Advertisement : Come to Levanon's Refinery for all your mineral needs! H7-6 Sat Aug 28 20:51:05 2660 Advertisement : Come to Levanon's Refinery for all your mineral needs! H7-6 Sat Aug 28 20:58:05 2660 Byron : Welcome to KORE Radio, this is Valentine, your dedicated voice of the night show. I'd like to, first of all, welcome KORE back to the air. We've got a good show for you tonight, and we here at KORE hope you'll enjoy. Tonight's lineup will include the latest news, a caller session so you loyal Company employees can voice your opinions, and Valentine' Sat Aug 28 20:58:37 2660 Byron : That is, Valentine's 5......just a little advice for new miners out there. Sat Aug 28 21:00:18 2660 Byron : Word on the street lately is that there has been a shortage of limbs being processed for all the clinics out there. Be sure to clean up the streets of all the critters you blast, and take those limbs on over to the nearest clinic....you never know when you'll need a limb grafted on. Sat Aug 28 21:01:57 2660 Byron : And all you Lizon shop owners, it looks like a pretty good supply of Lizon grade alcohol is being hoarded over at Mythlir's Pub.....Monopoly? Not at all.....I've heard from a reliable source that we might have another pub opening up over at H7-6....I'll keep you all posted with details as I get 'em! Sat Aug 28 21:03:04 2660 Byron : After all, there is nothing like a new Pub.....that means new recipes, good caffeine, and lots of drunken fun in the clusters! Who could ask for more? Sat Aug 28 21:04:38 2660 Byron : In other news, it seems that Odra scout patrols are being seen increasingly close to the safety of the Main City Dome.....Be sure to do your part and keep the airlocks clear of these threats. But be sure to pick up any tech you can find out there too....never know, maybe you can coin the next new tech and hit it big! Sat Aug 28 21:06:50 2660 Byron : We do have two new employees here at KORE as well. Not going to give out names, in order to protect anonymity, but we've got two new assistants, and hopefully they'll be hosting shows of their own periodically! We also have a bright new creative mind who is going to be putting out new holovids, so those dusty shelves over at the rental shop should fill up pretty quickly! Sat Aug 28 21:07:34 2660 Byron : Alright, I think its time for a few callers. Lines are open miners! Sat Aug 28 21:09:36 2660 Byron : Now now kiddies! Don't be shy! I'm sure SOMEBODY has something on their mind. Politics? New Motherlodes? That nice new shiny Lizon gun you saw in the window? Sat Aug 28 21:13:10 2660 Byron : Nobody tonight? Man this place is a graveyard! Do we have any requests for holovid production maybe? Sat Aug 28 21:14:11 2660 Byron : Well here is a pleasant surprise! It looks like I got a partner here in the station tonight! Sat Aug 28 18:14:49 2660 Odintu : Heeeeey all you cats out there. It is the Big-O and I am here to talk and talk and talk. Sat Aug 28 21:15:21 2660 Byron : Big-O eh? I thought that was a myth? Sat Aug 28 21:16:01 2660 Byron : At least that is what I read in the Human library terminal Sat Aug 28 21:17:26 2660 Byron : So Big-O....whatcha got on your mind tonight? Sat Aug 28 18:18:07 2660 Odintu : Well now, we've been able to travel through the cosmos, and I do know that at one time space travel was a myth as well. Sat Aug 28 21:18:53 2660 Byron : You got me there bud. Guess even I can be wrong then right? Sat Aug 28 18:19:53 2660 Odintu : Hahahah, It's all good Val. I'd just like to comment and congratulate everyone here at KORE for getting the system working again! Sat Aug 28 18:20:07 2660 Odintu : I'mwho Sat Aug 28 21:21:02 2660 Byron : Big hand there for VP Grey for letting us get it back in shape too! There must've been inches of dust on the soundboards in here. Well hell, you saw it too.... Sat Aug 28 18:23:03 2660 Odintu : Indeed. So I hear that we're taking calls! Lines are OPEN and we're up to talk about anything that may cross your minds. Sat Aug 28 21:23:25 2660 Byron : I gotta say O......maybe it's just me, but from the comms, it doesn't sound like there is anyone out there.....Maybe they left us here all alone? Oh well....more Corezite for us I guess right? Sat Aug 28 21:25:50 2660 Byron : Well I guess since we have no callers, we can go right to the next segment.....We've got a game for you guys tonight. Sat Aug 28 18:26:46 2660 Odintu : Sounds great Val, what are we going to be doing for our listeners tonight? Sat Aug 28 21:26:52 2660 Byron : The first person I get an announcement from that hits the arena tonight....will receive a 10k credit deposit to their pmd! And if they lack said dome, I will personally give the credits over to them! Sat Aug 28 21:27:58 2660 Byron : what do ya say listeners? That is enough credits for more than a few rounds at the pub! Sat Aug 28 21:28:33 2660 Byron : or maybe a nice new shiny piece of armor from Core Commandos! Sat Aug 28 18:29:42 2660 Odintu : You heard it, folks. Head over to the arena and let us know! Sat Aug 28 18:30:28 2660 Odintu : Who knows what a little extra credits will allow you do do. Sat Aug 28 18:30:39 2660 Odintu : Ahem..."to do" Sat Aug 28 20:31:02 2660 Zatharh : testingz Sat Aug 28 21:31:24 2660 Byron : Finally! Looks like we have a caller Big-O! Sat Aug 28 20:31:39 2660 Zatharh : im at ze arena Sat Aug 28 21:31:46 2660 Byron : Looks like we got a winner! Sat Aug 28 18:31:48 2660 Odintu : Excellent! What is your name, sir? Sat Aug 28 20:33:11 2660 Zatharh : ze nametag on my shirt says Zatharh Sat Aug 28 21:33:41 2660 Byron : Well Zatharh you are our winner tonight. How quickly can you get here to the studio? Sat Aug 28 20:34:51 2660 Zatharh : I amz here Sat Aug 28 18:34:56 2660 Odintu : Hell, before that, let everyone know who hooked you up with the prize! Sat Aug 28 21:37:28 2660 Byron : Alright, we love to see a winner here at KORE. Sat Aug 28 18:37:33 2660 Odintu : Again all of us at KORE would like to congratulate zatharh for participating in our little event. Sat Aug 28 18:39:19 2660 Odintu : So at least we know the lines function properly. Does anyone have anything they'd like to talk about? Issues, events, sports, or anything! Sat Aug 28 18:40:40 2660 Odintu : finger zatharh Sat Aug 28 21:40:54 2660 Byron : I think the miners are all working tonight there Big-O.....but thats ok. Our time is almost up....Mostly because my shift is coming on in a few heh heh Sat Aug 28 18:41:16 2660 Odintu : ehhhhh, we've got 30 minutes to spare Sat Aug 28 18:42:05 2660 Odintu : And what would our wonderful miners do without our soothing voices over the radio. Sat Aug 28 21:42:34 2660 Byron : I was expecting a lot more people to call in to be honest. Kinda hurts my feelings. I may have to head over to Kyra's Retail shop and spend some creds on something nice for myself Sat Aug 28 18:42:55 2660 Odintu : Oh that Kyra. Sat Aug 28 21:43:14 2660 Byron : She certainly is a looker isn't she? And such a hard worker too! Sat Aug 28 21:44:57 2660 Byron : You know Big-O, I was mining over at Kyra's earlier today, and I tell you some of her shafts are a veritable cash cow Sat Aug 28 21:45:27 2660 Byron : Corezite and plutonium and mithril runs deep in that mine. Sat Aug 28 18:45:53 2660 Odintu : The world could always use more Corezite. Sat Aug 28 21:46:21 2660 Byron : Ain't it the truth.....afterall, that is what put our lonely little colony on the galactic maps right? Sat Aug 28 18:46:35 2660 Odintu : No kidding! Sat Aug 28 18:47:03 2660 Odintu : I also find it amazing, the many uses of corezite. Sat Aug 28 18:47:41 2660 Odintu : For instance, the lizon technology that we've picked up from the aliens. You of all people should know this, but Lizon is made up of corezite as well! Sat Aug 28 21:47:49 2660 Byron : Oh yeah.....have you seen the little personal Rovers you can get? A ride in one of those is like strapping yourself to the nose of a shuttle with an E-Suit on and going to the next system! Sat Aug 28 18:48:09 2660 Odintu : Yes! Corezite rockets! Sat Aug 28 21:48:50 2660 Byron : And the best use for it? Keeping us good Company employees rolling in credits of course! Sat Aug 28 18:51:43 2660 Odintu : On a semi-related note. Sat Aug 28 18:52:19 2660 Odintu : Have you noticed how the nympho dome is still under construction? You'd think with all the money they make off corezite they'd hire better contractors. Sat Aug 28 21:52:48 2660 Byron : I totally agree with ya there. That place has been under construction since I shipped in here years ago. Sat Aug 28 21:53:12 2660 Byron : But there isn't a better sight seeing tour on all of KORE if you get my meaning Sat Aug 28 18:55:02 2660 Odintu : oh yesyes. Sat Aug 28 21:55:08 2660 Byron : and if your luck is good, you can win some games over there too! I just can't resist a hand of blackjack ya know? Sat Aug 28 18:55:30 2660 Odintu : I'm kinda getting that same urge right now! Sat Aug 28 18:55:59 2660 Odintu : There's just something about blackjack that just says. "Play me! I can vomit credits!" Sat Aug 28 21:56:28 2660 Byron : But don't get in too deep.....if you can, find a nice coworker to show you how to play before attempting it.....you could lose your whole savings if not! Sat Aug 28 21:59:04 2660 Byron : Well that is all the time we have for tonight. Or at least all the time I have. Any closing thoughts Big-O? Sat Aug 28 18:59:45 2660 Odintu : Oh yeah, that's all have, but before we go, lets go to a commercial break. Just remember, this portion is brought to you by the fine friends of PMD Cluster H7-6. Your destination for things not involving liquor! Sat Aug 28 19:00:30 2660 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! 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H7-6 Sun Aug 29 19:05:20 2660 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Mon Aug 30 22:10:45 2660 Advertisement : Think you don't look good enough in your peasant clothes? Grab design sense by the horns and come over to the newly re-opened CORE COMMANDO CLOTHIERS! You don't need to go Commando when you come to CCC! Located in the BEAUTIFUL H7-6 PMD Cluster, home of things not involving liquor! Mon Aug 30 22:10:50 2660 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Tue Aug 31 17:09:55 2660 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Tue Aug 31 17:10:00 2660 Advertisement : Think you don't look good enough in your peasant clothes? Grab design sense by the horns and come over to the newly re-opened CORE COMMANDO CLOTHIERS! You don't need to go Commando when you come to CCC! Located in the BEAUTIFUL H7-6 PMD Cluster, home of things not involving liquor! Wed Sep 1 20:19:32 2660 Odintu : Hello all you cats out there on Core...Big-O signing in. This is going to be one hell of a show! Wed Sep 1 20:20:18 2660 Odintu : That show being "Talk to me! KJ's!" Wed Sep 1 20:21:23 2660 Odintu : So to start off, I'd like to talk about what could potentially be a controversial subject. Wed Sep 1 20:22:03 2660 Odintu : However, I like controversy as much as I like capsaicin extract. Hot hot hoooooooooooooot! Wed Sep 1 20:23:02 2660 Odintu : I'm sure many of you folks join the company and think nothing of the strange-looking co-workers filing in along side you. Wed Sep 1 20:23:44 2660 Odintu : But each of those individuals have a story! Each has a history! Wed Sep 1 20:23:57 2660 Odintu : I'm talking of course, of Alien races. Wed Sep 1 20:24:21 2660 Odintu : oops, heheh, I suppose using the word "Alien" isn't very politically correct. Wed Sep 1 23:24:42 2660 Byron : Oh come on O.....since when are we politically correct Wed Sep 1 20:25:31 2660 Odintu : There's the other half of the show! Hows it going Valentine? Wed Sep 1 23:25:33 2660 Byron : Hey out there all you diligent miners.......Valentine here joining the show Wed Sep 1 23:25:53 2660 Byron : Actually not that bad....missed my shower after the mines though.....Not doing that again heh Wed Sep 1 20:26:50 2660 Odintu : *coughcough* ooooh yeah, the dust is definitely clinging onto you. Wed Sep 1 23:27:08 2660 Byron : So what is this controversial news about Aliens then? Wed Sep 1 20:27:47 2660 Odintu : Well I've been noticing how...not everyone is human, like me! Wed Sep 1 20:28:07 2660 Odintu : If you could see me you could see me wiggling around, showing off my good looks! Wed Sep 1 23:28:26 2660 Byron : and that surprises you? I mean....I'm a Liktah.....So in the traditional human sense....an Alien. Wed Sep 1 20:28:33 2660 Odintu : Things that come to mind are the gorbu and blit races Wed Sep 1 20:28:44 2660 Odintu : And likitongues! Wed Sep 1 20:28:48 2660 Odintu : I mean Liktahs Wed Sep 1 20:29:22 2660 Odintu : Now now, this is in no way some discrimination talk Wed Sep 1 23:29:54 2660 Byron : Ahhh....Nice one there! But even the humans have their racial problems don't they? Human history is filled with war and strife.....over race.... Wed Sep 1 20:29:54 2660 Odintu : Instead I'd like to enlighten our fellow miners so that they may embrace all races! Wed Sep 1 20:30:26 2660 Odintu : Exactly! That's why I'm so happy over how far we've come Wed Sep 1 23:30:53 2660 Byron : That's the spirit! So what is today's enlightenment then? Wed Sep 1 20:30:59 2660 Odintu : heheh, there I go, talking like a liktah. Wed Sep 1 20:31:08 2660 Odintu : Which segways into my first point! Wed Sep 1 20:31:38 2660 Odintu : As previously mentioned, Valentine is a liktah. Wed Sep 1 23:32:08 2660 Byron : A mighty good looking one I might add.....or so the Nymphos tell me Wed Sep 1 20:32:51 2660 Odintu : Ya'll've probably wondered to yourself. "DEAR //GOD\\...why do all them Liktahs keep to themselves?" Wed Sep 1 20:33:12 2660 Odintu : In my horrible attempt at an "old texan accent" Wed Sep 1 20:34:17 2660 Odintu : When the sun nourishing your home world decides to go boom, I don't think you would be very sociable either, would you? Wed Sep 1 20:35:27 2660 Odintu : However, I know from PERSONAL experience...Liktahs are AMAZINGLY Sociable. You just have to get to know them! Wed Sep 1 23:35:29 2660 Byron : We do have a long sad history O. And while that fact burns the heart of every Liktah, the worst part of our history was the exological destruction of our second home Wed Sep 1 20:36:25 2660 Odintu : I mean, look at the Big-O // Valentine casting pair. Wed Sep 1 20:37:32 2660 Odintu : Our familiarity breaks the ice! It's just like talking to that girl in your high school...or high school equivilant. Wed Sep 1 23:37:35 2660 Byron : and I will definitely agree O.....We certainly can talk. I guess that is why I do so well here! But what about humans? I've known some humans that can out talk me even! Wed Sep 1 20:37:51 2660 Odintu : Awwww val. You need to flatter me more. Wed Sep 1 20:38:40 2660 Odintu : If there's one fault humans have Wed Sep 1 20:38:52 2660 Odintu : It's that we talk too much! About random things that don't matter! Like Politics! Wed Sep 1 23:40:22 2660 Byron : Oh I can flatter.....For instance, that wonderful creation the humans had......The beautiful nymphos! Granted it wasn't a creation under the best of pretenses.....It did turn out for the good! I mean who doesn't like walking down the street and catching a sight of one of those! Or a pair of them if you get my meaning Wed Sep 1 20:40:56 2660 Odintu : Nymphos! Beautiful! Wonderful! Subject of our next rant right after these messages! Wed Sep 1 20:41:01 2660 Advertisement : . Wed Sep 1 20:41:06 2660 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Wed Sep 1 23:41:55 2660 Byron : But don't get me wrong, they aren't just good looking. We have an aspiring Nympho working right here at the Station....and she is brilliant I tell you! Wed Sep 1 20:44:15 2660 Odintu : Any nymphos out there want to chime in? Wed Sep 1 23:44:54 2660 Byron : And the Cyborgs....talk about ingenuity! Humans have an amazing ability to persevere.....as do other races of course, but to graft cybernetics to try and make the life of a horribly injured human is....well....brilliant to be honest! Wed Sep 1 23:46:02 2660 Byron : Oh yes.....we'd love to hear from a Nympho tonight.....and feel free to stop by the studio! Wed Sep 1 20:46:15 2660 Odintu : Cyborgs are an interesting subject actually Wed Sep 1 23:46:27 2660 Byron : How do you mean O? Wed Sep 1 20:46:47 2660 Odintu : Nymphos and Cyborgs. It's unfortunate that the only reason they exist is because we humans decided to play God. Wed Sep 1 20:48:26 2660 Odintu : Or perhaps they are happy that they exist because of help from Humans Wed Sep 1 20:48:38 2660 Odintu : Your thoughts! Call in! Wed Sep 1 20:49:44 2660 Odintu : Phone lines are going WILD.........at the lack of attention its getting! Wed Sep 1 23:50:38 2660 Byron : You know.....Humans aren't the only wonders though Wed Sep 1 20:50:53 2660 Odintu : Oh? Do go on Big-V Wed Sep 1 20:51:20 2660 Odintu : Trying to make it sound busy! Wed Sep 1 23:51:34 2660 Byron : Take the Blit for example....catlike as they are, the live in the trees.....in perfect harmony with their environment. Very Green of them, as it were. Wed Sep 1 20:52:40 2660 Odintu : It's almost like they're /Avatars/ of the finer aspects of life! Wed Sep 1 23:53:11 2660 Byron : And a blit is a friend for life too......unless you ask them if they can purr that is Wed Sep 1 23:53:44 2660 Byron : but if you get em to....especially a female.....ooooooooohhhhhhh.....Could make a guy shiver from head to toe Wed Sep 1 23:55:25 2660 Byron : If you hadn't already guessed listeners....I'm not a picky guy. I mean what does it matter what race a person is anyhow? Romance is a concept that surpasses the limits of race! Wed Sep 1 20:55:43 2660 Odintu : Amen to that brother Wed Sep 1 20:55:52 2660 Odintu : *audio fistbump* Wed Sep 1 20:56:26 2660 Odintu : And so we don't forget Wed Sep 1 20:56:42 2660 Odintu : our "reptilian" friends, the Gorbu and the Abernon Wed Sep 1 20:57:07 2660 Odintu : Of course..."reptilian" is a term coined by our...english-speaking humans. Wed Sep 1 20:57:33 2660 Odintu : but uhhh. Wed Sep 1 23:57:39 2660 Byron : Yes.....who could forget? I've met members of both races, and they never cease to amaze! The raw strength and power of both races is amazing! And you'll never find a better sparring partner! Wed Sep 1 20:58:40 2660 Odintu : Indeed! You might think that they are not very friendly from looks alone, but like any female, the good parts are never shown! Wed Sep 1 20:58:50 2660 Odintu : Until you break that shell! Wed Sep 1 20:58:58 2660 Odintu : Your thoughts? Wed Sep 1 23:59:41 2660 Byron : That's right! And I'm not afraid to admit, I've been with a female Abernon.....what a wonderful experience.....I mean....There really are no words! Wed Sep 1 20:59:54 2660 Odintu : How very Liktah of you, Val. Wed Sep 1 21:00:05 2660 Odintu : ohoho! I made a yoke! Thu Sep 2 00:00:38 2660 Byron : Why yes! Very Liktah of me. And for all you listeners....I literally grinning from ear to ear Wed Sep 1 21:02:12 2660 Odintu : Which leads to a great question that I present to everyone out there on Core. Wed Sep 1 21:02:18 2660 Odintu : Have you hugged an Abernon lately? Wed Sep 1 21:02:29 2660 Odintu : It could Change. Your. Life. Thu Sep 2 00:02:54 2660 Byron : And if you do it at the wrong time......Could end it! Wed Sep 1 21:03:24 2660 Odintu : Aw come on, they mine the corezites like the rest of us. Maybe they just need that hug! Thu Sep 2 00:04:15 2660 Byron : Oh don't get me wrong! Abernon are great! I've no qualms with anybody myself, but it really is better to shy away from that temper... Wed Sep 1 21:04:26 2660 Odintu : Speaking of hugs, It might be rather difficult to hug a Vaurgch. Wouldn't you think? Thu Sep 2 00:04:28 2660 Byron : now if the temper isn't there....go for it! Wed Sep 1 21:05:02 2660 Odintu : In their case, some of those..."Yo mamma?"...jokes would actually be true Wed Sep 1 21:05:32 2660 Odintu : I suppose that could very well qualify as being one of the "oldest jokes in the book" Wed Sep 1 21:05:52 2660 Odintu : next to those Arcaic "Knock^2" jokes Thu Sep 2 00:05:52 2660 Byron : You know...something just came to mind. Why is it that the most recent addition to our little colony, the Artrid, are persecuted? Have you heard? They can't own PMDs! I mean what kind of discrimination is that? Wed Sep 1 21:06:32 2660 Odintu : Now THAT is interesting. I actually haven't heard a lot about these Artrid. Care to elaborate? Thu Sep 2 00:06:36 2660 Byron : and being considered Substandard species?! It just isn't right I tell you! Thu Sep 2 00:07:38 2660 Byron : Well first of all......They honestly, by human standards of course, aren't the best looking creatures out there, but they have excellent traits! Wed Sep 1 21:08:05 2660 Odintu : After Abernons, I'm rady for anything Thu Sep 2 00:08:06 2660 Byron : and yet the Company has YET to recognize Artrid as official residents! Wed Sep 1 21:08:37 2660 Odintu : And folks! Don't worry! The Company pays us to talk about whatever the hell we want. Wed Sep 1 21:08:50 2660 Odintu : Controversy! Spicy! mmmmmmm Wed Sep 1 21:09:02 2660 Odintu : We'll continue this after a short commercial break Wed Sep 1 21:09:04 2660 Advertisement : Think you don't look good enough in your peasant clothes? Grab design sense by the horns and come over to the newly re-opened CORE COMMANDO CLOTHIERS! You don't need to go Commando when you come to CCC! Located in the BEAUTIFUL H7-6 PMD Cluster, home of things not involving liquor! Wed Sep 1 21:09:09 2660 Advertisement : . Thu Sep 2 00:10:08 2660 Byron : Welcome back to the Wednesday edition of Big-O and Valentine.....We are your hosts....erm....Big-O and Valentine! Wed Sep 1 21:10:25 2660 Odintu : "Talk to us! KJ's!" Thu Sep 2 00:10:32 2660 Byron : we were saying before the break....just how bad the Artrid have it here on Core Wed Sep 1 21:11:13 2660 Odintu : Yep yep. The company! Step it up GREY. Thu Sep 2 00:11:25 2660 Byron : There has been talk about a Critin faction....not unlike the Anti Corezite faction that plagues us from time to time, that is completely against the Artrid becoming residents! Thu Sep 2 00:11:51 2660 Byron : Now, I doubt VP Grey has much to do with this one, I think the President is the problem here..... Wed Sep 1 21:11:59 2660 Odintu : I hear that our glorious supreme vice-leader president has been prioritizing plant growth over civil rights for Artrids! Wed Sep 1 21:12:34 2660 Odintu : Plants being treated better than living, breathing organisms, your thoughts Val? Thu Sep 2 00:12:54 2660 Byron : And while Plant growth is important....what could be more important than a sentient, culturally colorful race like the Artrids??! Nothing I tell you! Wed Sep 1 21:13:26 2660 Odintu : Perhaps these Critin are more influential than I'm giving them credit for. Tell me more!" Thu Sep 2 00:13:40 2660 Byron : Yeah....we can't breath outside the domes, There hasn't been any terraforming yet....but....We've got Esuits.....A new race should be much more important to us than a couple plants. Thu Sep 2 00:15:02 2660 Byron : well the critin are interesting....Blind at birth...they have to develop their sight......Pretty hard thing to do really. And they always have a major goal in life, and that goal has a lot to do with even their smallest decisions......but I can't understand why they would oppose another race! Wed Sep 1 21:15:50 2660 Odintu : Blind at birth blind at birth. I'll have you know that HUMAN BAYBIES are also born blind! Wed Sep 1 21:16:04 2660 Odintu : But I jest Thu Sep 2 00:17:08 2660 Byron : That is just not a good reason to persecute another race. I think that the Critins, who are wonderfully accomplished miners, are afraid that the Artrid, who are also amazingly good miners, might just steal their thunder Wed Sep 1 21:17:30 2660 Odintu : Which is extremely unfortunate Wed Sep 1 21:18:06 2660 Odintu : Any Critins? Artrids? Single Nymphos? If you have anything you'd like to add, feel free to (kore) in. Thu Sep 2 00:18:53 2660 Byron : I don't think it is unfortunate at all......I mean two races of great miners? You'd think the Critin would welcome a partner race! But instead there is racism.......and it just isnt' right Wed Sep 1 21:19:30 2660 Odintu : By unfortunate I mean. Unfortunate that such a racial rivalry exists Thu Sep 2 00:19:48 2660 Byron : You know, I'd really love to have a guest Artrid in here....I want to get their opinion....I want the people to be able to hear THEIR side of the story! Thu Sep 2 00:20:02 2660 Byron : what do you think O? Wed Sep 1 21:20:38 2660 Odintu : I'll agree to anything that gets our ratings up Wed Sep 1 21:20:45 2660 Odintu : *rimshot beatbox* Thu Sep 2 00:22:10 2660 Byron : Man, the phones are silent still Big-O.....I might just have to leave the studio and go find us a caller! Thu Sep 2 00:23:10 2660 Byron : as a matter of fact.....I think that is a great idea O.....lets see if we've got any mobile mics around here Wed Sep 1 21:24:28 2660 Odintu : Actually Val. I think our time slot is almost over, so make this quick! Wed Sep 1 21:25:19 2660 Odintu : What you folks didn't hear is my casting buddy here heeding my words and rushing to create content Thu Sep 2 00:25:30 2660 Byron : Big-O....can you read me? Wed Sep 1 21:25:42 2660 Odintu : That I can, good buddy. What's the word? Thu Sep 2 00:26:13 2660 Byron : I think I've found is a good candidate!! What is your name sir? Wed Sep 1 21:27:14 2660 Pyxx : I am Pyxx. I'm a senior trainee here on the rock, and since I'm assuming none of you can see me, I'm a Gorbu. Wed Sep 1 21:27:27 2660 Odintu : Oh a Gorbu huh. Wed Sep 1 21:27:47 2660 Odintu : Well would you like to comment on your species' standing on "the rock"? Thu Sep 2 00:28:09 2660 Byron : Oh yes, and a wonderful specimen at that! This guy has got some serious musculature ladies! Wed Sep 1 21:29:09 2660 Pyxx : Well. While I've seen some of my kin around the domes, I really haven't interacted much with anyone yet, but I suspect that mostly because I've only been here for a few days. I guess you'll have to settle with my opinion, if that's alright. Thu Sep 2 00:29:41 2660 Byron : Of course! We are all about opinions at KORE radio! Wed Sep 1 21:31:18 2660 Pyxx : Okay. In my opinion, while striving for equality, there'll always be frayed nerves and rough edges. These kinda things take time. I mean, Shash only knows how long it took Abernon and Gorbu civilizations to be at least somewhat civil with each other. Wed Sep 1 21:31:54 2660 Odintu : Would you hug an Abernon, Pyxx? Thu Sep 2 00:32:06 2660 Byron : I completely agree with you there Sir..... Wed Sep 1 21:33:03 2660 Pyxx : That depends entirely on the circumstances, Mister O. However, assuming neither of us were feeling hostile at each other, yes. We're only superficially different at best. Thu Sep 2 00:33:43 2660 Byron : And what about a Nympho Sir? Would you hug a Nympho? Wed Sep 1 21:34:41 2660 Pyxx : I harbor no ill-will to you squishies, either. Even being all soft and pink isn't an issue, it depends on how you act as people. So I suppose that'd be a yes, too. Wed Sep 1 21:35:45 2660 Odintu : I'd like to take a small break to congratulate the promotion of a fellow miner! Wed Sep 1 21:36:17 2660 Lux : Hey, thanks guys. KORE rocks! Wed Sep 1 21:36:18 2660 Odintu : Congratulations "LUHX" . Thu Sep 2 00:38:10 2660 Byron : And that is the word from the street there. Our guest speaker has gone back to his shift for the time being Wed Sep 1 21:38:29 2660 Odintu : Thanks Val. We're also running out of time so here's one last commercial break. We'll be right back. Wed Sep 1 21:38:32 2660 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Wed Sep 1 21:38:37 2660 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Wed Sep 1 21:40:05 2660 Odintu : And we're back! Also, that's it for our show folks. Thanks for listening. My partner Val has already "clocked out" for the evening, so for both of us, I'd like to wish everyone on Core a good good night cycle. Wed Sep 1 21:40:16 2660 Odintu : Do your part! Hug an Albernon today! Wed Sep 1 21:40:33 2660 Odintu : CoreIsNotResponsibleForAnyInjuriesRelatedToAlbernonHugging. Wed Sep 1 21:40:40 2660 Odintu : NeitherIsTheCompany Wed Sep 1 21:40:46 2660 Odintu : Good night! Thu Sep 2 20:30:51 2660 Byron : Welcome to another edition of the Valentine Show! I'm your host, Valentine. And yeah, I'm everybody's sweetheart! Just a quick recap of our show last night....We touched on Racial differences, and why everyone should be more tolerant. Be sure to hug someone from a different race! Show the rest of the colony your love, and tolerance! And Vote YES for Artrid Equality! Thu Sep 2 20:33:17 2660 Byron : As usualy the lines are open for anyone to 'kore' in to your favorite radio station! But keep it clean people, I have a censoring button! And I know how to use.....just don't make me! Thu Sep 2 20:35:28 2660 Byron : Tonight's show is not going to deal with Race however. We are going to deal with a little bit more. I've noticed in recent days that more and more PMDs are going up all over Core! This is a good step in the right direction. The more PMDs we have out there on the surface, the more we can mine! Thu Sep 2 20:37:25 2660 Byron : the Company doesn't cap our profits on what we mine folks! We are free to make as many credits as we please! Thu Sep 2 20:38:45 2660 Byron : it is all determined by current stock prices.....and WE hold the only colony that can mine corezite! That wonderful substance that powers the starships of the universe! We can capitalize on this and retire rich and happy. But....even with that said....being rich doesn't necessarily make you happy..... Thu Sep 2 20:39:24 2660 Byron : as a reminder, feel free to use your 'kore' channel on your Company issued comm unit to chime in with any thoughts. We can change the subject, argue, get controversial.....you name it! Thu Sep 2 20:43:00 2660 Byron : We are going to move away from the subject of profits though, and move on to recent news. It looks like Cluster H7-6 is growing! Giogi has moved the famed Drunken Heptosquid to the previously Pub-less Cluster, and it is now complete! Thu Sep 2 20:44:11 2660 Byron : and I hear there may even be dancing soon! I, for one, just can't wait for that! We are finally going to get some live dancing entertainment here on the colony Thu Sep 2 20:44:55 2660 Byron : and on a colony that is already 90% males....that is a huge thing! We don't get too many women out this way, so the chance to see the few we have dancing and having a good time is a treat indeed! Thu Sep 2 17:45:29 2660 Lux : As a public service, we should remind him of the benefits of advertising. Such as offering free liquor to us hard-working miners. Thu Sep 2 20:46:37 2660 Byron : Yes caller! We really should! Who doesn't like free liquor after all? We are gonna take a short commercial break, and when we get back, we are going to hear a little bit more about freebies that might just make it out of your dreams! Thu Sep 2 20:46:39 2660 Advertisement : The Karl PMD. So far out, it's far out. Thu Sep 2 20:46:44 2660 Advertisement : Think you don't look good enough in your peasant clothes? Grab design sense by the horns and come over to the newly re-opened CORE COMMANDO CLOTHIERS! You don't need to go Commando when you come to CCC! Located in the BEAUTIFUL H7-6 PMD Cluster, home of things not involving liquor! Thu Sep 2 20:48:52 2660 Byron : Alright, we are back on the air again. Before the break, Our first caller of the evening mentioned some freebies! And I ask you, why shouldn't we get some freebies? We work hard on this rock! Thu Sep 2 20:50:26 2660 Byron : but aside from that, I gotta say, I've had some of Giogi's alcoholic and caffeinated concoctions, and I love em! I mean yeah, I love the feeling I get from them mostly, but at the same time, you can expect quality, and great flavors from our resident master brewer. Thu Sep 2 20:54:03 2660 Byron : But his drinks can be quite expensive, especially for some of our fresh-off-the-shuttle recruits. So I think some sort of free drink would be a nice addition for the grand opening. Maybe not all night mind you, but the first or second drink might be nice. Don't you listeners out there agree? Thu Sep 2 20:57:46 2660 Byron : Speaking of fresh recruits.....We have seem to had quite a few new residents here on our little rock. And I have to be honest, it is quite refreshing to see new faces. All you new faces out there, make yourselves known! Our audience would love to hear from you, maybe a little bit about you and where you came from. What are your goals? Have you had a hard time adjusting? Lets hear it! Thu Sep 2 17:59:38 2660 Lux : Hey out there in Radio Land. I'm Lux, one of the newbies. It's the same crap, different rock, as far as I'm concerned. But good to meet you all. Thu Sep 2 20:59:40 2660 Lance : Uh... hello...? Thu Sep 2 21:00:14 2660 Byron : There we go! Same crap different rock eh? What's your name callers? Let the people of Core know who you are. Thu Sep 2 21:00:37 2660 Lance : My name's Lance. I just moved in a few days ago. Thu Sep 2 18:00:53 2660 Lux : It's Lux. L like laser, U like ugly, X like... uhm... Xylophone. Thu Sep 2 21:02:04 2660 Byron : Well Lance. Welcome to Core. We are happy to have you to be sure. And the same goes for you Lux! Have you guys been adjusting ok? The Company doesn't provide much I know in the beginning, but I'm sure people have been nice enough, or at least that is what I'd like to believe! Thu Sep 2 18:02:52 2660 Lux : No natural light, no women, weak booze. At least the pay's alright. Thu Sep 2 21:03:52 2660 Lance : It's been easier since I've moved into my apartment. Thu Sep 2 21:03:54 2660 Byron : Well we do have light, You just have to get to the top of the City dome to see it! The laser turrets up top have a wonderful view when Hermes is rising. I gotta agree with you on the Women though....we could definintely use more women around here Thu Sep 2 21:04:31 2660 Byron : and you Lance must be in the North dome right? I was there not too long ago myself, and I know it can be sparse, and depressing....but that is why KORE is here. Just to brighten your day a little bit Thu Sep 2 18:04:37 2660 Lux : That's right! Why don't they fire up those cloners they have in the clinics, start pumping out some of those Nymphos? Now that'd be a good use of the morale budget. Thu Sep 2 21:05:39 2660 Byron : Well I would tend to agree with you Lux, but the Nymphos as a race, determine how many of them are to be made. They are sentient beings, and can certainly decide how many of them are around. Look at it from their point of view, if there were more of them, that would make it harder for the present population to stand out right? Thu Sep 2 18:06:24 2660 Lux : Hey, I've seen a few Nymphos. In my experience, they don't have any trouble 'standing out', if you know what I mean. Heh heh heh... Thu Sep 2 21:07:50 2660 Byron : You've certainly got a point there! They are a sight to behold, but they aren't the only sight though. All the races have points of beauty ya know. The more 'reptilian' races have the most wonderful eyes. Thu Sep 2 21:08:31 2660 Byron : I'm not sure about everybody else, but I tend to see beauty in every soul, but that is just me. Thu Sep 2 18:08:47 2660 Lux : I wasn't talking about their eyes there, buddy. I live on a rock full of men. I'm not up at night wishing I had more eyes to look at, know what I mean? Thu Sep 2 21:09:53 2660 Byron : I'm Valentine....of course I know what you mean! I'm the heart throb of the colony my friend! What we need to do to remedy that though, is give out incentives for women! Thu Sep 2 21:10:16 2660 Byron : if we can get them here, surely we can show them how diverse and wonderful this place can really be! And then they stay! Thu Sep 2 21:11:39 2660 Byron : We just have to make this place, a place that people want to come to! On that note, be sure to do your part to make this place more comfortable, and that might just happen. Thu Sep 2 18:12:55 2660 Lux : This is a barren empty rock. What are we going to do, toss a few pink throw pillows around and hope the babes flock in? Thu Sep 2 21:12:58 2660 Lance : Heh. I'll certainly try my best. Thu Sep 2 18:13:00 2660 Lux : Because if that'll work, I'll try it. Thu Sep 2 21:14:16 2660 Byron : well try it then Lux! Who knows, maybe it'll work! I can tell you this though, Nymphos are attracted to beauty, and they like to keep themselves beautiful, I mean, they spend the majority of their pay on the way they look traditionally.....Maybe a couple spas would do the trick! Turn this place, not just into a mining colony, but have a resort side! Thu Sep 2 18:14:53 2660 Lux : Now that's what I'm talking about! A clothing optional nympho spa. I like the way you think, V-man! Thu Sep 2 21:15:52 2660 Byron : Well, save those credits and maybe you can pioneer that idea! I know we have a casino, run by the Nympho population, and there is a massage parlor there, but maybe a beauty spa would be a great addition to the southeast quad! Thu Sep 2 21:17:04 2660 Byron : And now a word from our sponsors! Thu Sep 2 21:17:07 2660 Advertisement : Come to Levanon's Refinery for all your mineral needs! H7-6 Thu Sep 2 21:17:12 2660 Advertisement : The Karl PMD. So far out, it's far out. Thu Sep 2 21:19:23 2660 Byron : Before the break, we were talking about the possibility of a new spa or two to bring in the ladies. I personally think it's a great idea, but we need more than just that. We are all confined to the domes, and we know why.....We can't breath the atmosphere of this planet! Maybe we need to investigate the possibility of some terraforming as well. Now of course that is decades away, as far as results go, but no time like the present to start it up right? Thu Sep 2 18:21:39 2660 Lux : What if we set up the nympho cloners inside the spa? Then it's win-win, right? Thu Sep 2 21:22:44 2660 Byron : well actually that is against the law Lux. Nympho cloning is a very closely guarded profession. And is strictly controlled by local and intergalactic governments Thu Sep 2 18:23:49 2660 Lux : Hey, Core is an unterraformed rock. Surely we qualify for some sort of, y'know, hardship exemption, or whatever. Thu Sep 2 21:24:44 2660 Byron : While I agree with you, it is really up to the Nympho government as to how many, and where Nymphos are produced. Thu Sep 2 21:27:06 2660 Byron : But we just need to make ourselves more attractive to the opposite sex is all Thu Sep 2 18:29:26 2660 Lux : We've got a planet full or rugged miner men! That's got to attract some sort of ladies. Thu Sep 2 21:29:34 2660 Byron : Well folks, that is all the time we have for tonight. I'd like to end tonight's show with a special closing. I wish all of you listeners out there a safe and happy mining experience. Know that we here at KORE are with you, and we hope you all stay warm as well! Thu Sep 2 21:34:25 2660 Advertisement : Think you don't look good enough in your peasant clothes? Grab design sense by the horns and come over to the newly re-opened CORE COMMANDO CLOTHIERS! You don't need to go Commando when you come to CCC! Located in the BEAUTIFUL H7-6 PMD Cluster, home of things not involving liquor! Thu Sep 2 21:34:30 2660 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sat Sep 4 18:22:17 2660 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Sat Sep 4 18:22:22 2660 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sat Sep 4 18:35:38 2660 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Sat Sep 4 18:35:43 2660 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sat Sep 4 19:04:16 2660 Advertisement : . Sat Sep 4 19:04:21 2660 Advertisement : The Karl PMD. So far out, it's far out. Wed Jun 8 18:48:06 2661 Jacaine : Ladies and Gentlemen...mammals and amphibians, welcome to KORE! After a long absence we have resumed our programming. I am your host, Frank Starbuck. Wed Jun 8 18:48:16 2661 Jacaine : It's time for EVERYONE's favorite game show... Wed Jun 8 18:48:26 2661 Jacaine : Guess that number! Wed Jun 8 18:48:54 2661 Jacaine : That's right folks, Guess that Number. The game where you, the audience, gets to play for fabulous prizes. Wed Jun 8 18:49:12 2661 Jacaine : For those of you who haven't played before, the rules are very simple. Wed Jun 8 18:49:46 2661 Jacaine : Our computer generates a random number between 1 and 1000 and, when the time comes, whoever guesses closest to that number wins a prize. Wed Jun 8 18:49:59 2661 Jacaine : They get to choose between a known prize and the box. Wed Jun 8 18:50:25 2661 Jacaine : Are you ready to play? Wed Jun 8 19:50:59 2661 Bruno : Yes Bruno is. Wed Jun 8 17:51:30 2661 Seren : Sure. I'll try. Wed Jun 8 18:51:30 2661 Jacaine : Alright folks, I know there's at least one of you out there who can count, since Bruno isn't too sure. Wed Jun 8 18:51:50 2661 Jacaine : Okay, let's get ready for round 1. Wed Jun 8 18:51:59 2661 Jacaine : And the guesses are rolling in... Wed Jun 8 18:52:54 2661 Jacaine : And the winning number is... Wed Jun 8 18:53:37 2661 Jacaine : And the winner is Bruno, who guessed 666. Funny, I remember seeing that number somewhere before, but I can't quite place where. Wed Jun 8 18:54:08 2661 Jacaine : Now Bruno, as winner of the first round, you have your choice. Do you want a brand new air filter, or what's inside...the box. Wed Jun 8 18:54:25 2661 Jacaine : The box! The box! The box! Wed Jun 8 18:54:47 2661 Jacaine : And Bruno chose...the box. Wed Jun 8 18:54:55 2661 Jacaine : His prize is...an empty bottle! Wed Jun 8 18:55:12 2661 Jacaine : That's right, an empty bottle! This can be redeemed at any of the pubs in the area for the deposit. Wed Jun 8 18:55:19 2661 Jacaine : Let's hear it for Bruno! Wed Jun 8 18:55:46 2661 Jacaine : Alright folks, that was the end of round one. We're getting ready for round two now. Wed Jun 8 18:56:04 2661 Jacaine : Bruno, since you already won a round, you won't be eligible to play until the semi finals. Wed Jun 8 18:56:18 2661 Jacaine : Alright folks, send in your guesses...NOW! Wed Jun 8 18:57:14 2661 Jacaine : Only two guesses...you can't win if you don't play. Wed Jun 8 18:57:56 2661 Jacaine : I apologize, folks. You can pick up your prizes at the radio station after the show. Wed Jun 8 18:58:06 2661 Jacaine : And with two guesses...we're ready to go. Wed Jun 8 18:58:28 2661 Jacaine : And the winner is Eion, who guessed 602. Wed Jun 8 19:58:55 2661 Eion : Oh, wow! Wed Jun 8 18:58:56 2661 Jacaine : Eion, you have your choice now of the air filter, or what's inside...the box! Wed Jun 8 18:59:08 2661 Jacaine : Box! Box! Box! Wed Jun 8 18:59:19 2661 Jacaine : Now, now...it's his choice. Wed Jun 8 18:59:24 2661 Jacaine : What's it going to be? Wed Jun 8 19:59:28 2661 Eion : The box! Wed Jun 8 18:59:36 2661 Jacaine : He's gone with...the box! Wed Jun 8 18:59:51 2661 Jacaine : Inside the box is...a powercell with 38% life left! Wed Jun 8 19:00:08 2661 Jacaine : Congratulations, Eion. Wed Jun 8 20:00:13 2661 Eion : Eeeh! Wed Jun 8 19:00:16 2661 Jacaine : You can claim your prize at the station after the show. Wed Jun 8 19:01:02 2661 Jacaine : Alright folks, I think we have time for one more round. Wed Jun 8 19:01:10 2661 Jacaine : But first, a word from our sponsor. Wed Jun 8 19:01:11 2661 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Wed Jun 8 19:01:16 2661 Advertisement : . Wed Jun 8 19:02:01 2661 Jacaine : Erm...I'm not sure what Eagle's Pride is trying to advertise there, but I know I'm a customer now! Wed Jun 8 19:02:18 2661 Jacaine : We're heading into our final round now, folks. Wed Jun 8 19:03:03 2661 Jacaine : Send in your numbers, now! Wed Jun 8 19:03:44 2661 Jacaine : Any more? Wed Jun 8 19:03:58 2661 Jacaine : And the number is... Wed Jun 8 19:04:41 2661 Jacaine : And the winner is...Hedrick, who guessed 420. Wed Jun 8 19:04:48 2661 Jacaine : Suddenly I feel like a having a snack.. Wed Jun 8 19:05:22 2661 Jacaine : Hedrick, you have your choice of the air filter...or what's inside...the box! Wed Jun 8 20:05:40 2661 Hedrick : Air Filter Wed Jun 8 19:06:00 2661 Jacaine : He's gone with the air filter folks, which is good because the only thing left in the box was...well...the box! Wed Jun 8 19:06:31 2661 Jacaine : Alright folks, we're going to take a break now, and when we come back our three winners: Eion, Hedrick and Bruno will compete to see who goes into the final round. Wed Jun 8 19:06:36 2661 Advertisement : The Karl PMD. So far out, it's far out. Wed Jun 8 19:06:41 2661 Advertisement : Do you need protection from the dangerous bunnies and weevils of Core? Is that other guy on your shift harrassing that girl you've had your eye on? Well come on down Cluster H7-6 Custom Weapons and buy yourself something to level the playing field. Cluster H7-6 Weaponry......Keeping Core Odra free! Wed Jun 8 19:07:26 2661 Jacaine : Okay, we're back. There are no prizes in the semi final round, and only our winners are allowed to play. Wed Jun 8 19:07:36 2661 Jacaine : The rules are the same and so is the range. Wed Jun 8 19:07:48 2661 Jacaine : So Eion, Bruno, Hedrick...send in your guesses...NOW! Wed Jun 8 19:08:28 2661 Jacaine : Bruno, we're waiting on you. Wed Jun 8 19:09:23 2661 Jacaine : Looks like it's a close one. Wed Jun 8 19:09:53 2661 Jacaine : And the winner is... Wed Jun 8 19:10:06 2661 Jacaine : Eion, who guessed 602. Wed Jun 8 19:11:06 2661 Jacaine : Okay, Eion, I'll explain to you the rules of the final round. Wed Jun 8 19:11:17 2661 Jacaine : In the finals, you play for a cash prize. Wed Jun 8 19:11:34 2661 Jacaine : If you are within 100 of the number, you will win 5000 credits. Wed Jun 8 19:11:56 2661 Jacaine : If you are within 50, you will win 10,000 credits. Wed Jun 8 19:12:19 2661 Jacaine : If you are off by 5, you will win 50,000 credits. Wed Jun 8 19:12:29 2661 Jacaine : And if you guess exactly, you will win 100,000 credits! Wed Jun 8 19:12:35 2661 Jacaine : Are you ready? Wed Jun 8 20:12:50 2661 Eion : Ready! Wed Jun 8 20:13:02 2661 Eion : Six hundred and two! Wed Jun 8 19:13:08 2661 Jacaine : Are you sure? Wed Jun 8 20:13:29 2661 Eion : Yes I am! Wed Jun 8 19:13:45 2661 Jacaine : Okay. And what is the winning number? Wed Jun 8 20:14:02 2661 Eion : Awww.... Wed Jun 8 19:14:12 2661 Jacaine : Wow, he blew it folks. I have never seen such a pitiful display. Wed Jun 8 19:14:29 2661 Jacaine : This will undoubtedly go down as one of the most humiliating moments in our game's history. Wed Jun 8 19:14:43 2661 Jacaine : To be replayed time and time again on holovids across the planet. Wed Jun 8 19:15:03 2661 Jacaine : Well, Eion, you still won your powercell. Wed Jun 8 19:15:15 2661 Jacaine : And just for making it to the finals, you also receive all of today's prizes. Wed Jun 8 19:15:25 2661 Jacaine : An empty bottle and an air filter! Wed Jun 8 19:15:35 2661 Jacaine : Contestants, please meet Jacaine in KORE's lobby to claim your prizes. Wed Jun 8 19:15:55 2661 Jacaine : I'm Frank Starbuck, and if you enjoyed the show half as much as I did, then you enjoyed it twice as much as me! Thu Jun 23 12:06:51 2661 Karl Schiller : This is a test of the KORE emergency broadcasting system. This is only a test. Thu Jun 23 12:08:08 2661 Karl Schiller : Shove it, Karl. Fri Jun 24 09:56:43 2661 Remy : Good morning Core residents and denizens! Hermes-571 is up again, and so are we, mining away. To get your blood or mechanical body parts moving and start your day with a little bonus, the first Company employee to report to the KORE station dome with three core quad card chits, and call in on our comm line declaring their favorite Company-sanctioned station, wins a one thousand credit prize. Better still, your prize is doubled if any of your chits are level seven or higher, because the Company cares. Fri Jun 24 10:30:33 2661 Remy : No winners have reported in yet for our morning core quad card chit challenge, but never fear, Core residents and denizens. Late entries will be accepted later today, during the afternoon shift break, when we'll be hanging by the pool. South housing dome, southwest quadrant, for those of you fresh out of the Starport. To get you there, the first person to show up with three oxygen canisters will receive a two thousand credit prize. After all, swimming in your E-suit helps prepare you for the outside, and the Company cares. Fri Jun 24 12:42:31 2661 Remy : Good afternoon Core residents and denizens! For those of you who slept through your shifts this morning and missed our broadcast, KORE will be hanging by the pool during the afternoon shift break, and so will you if you're cool! To get you there, the first Company employee to show up with three oxygen canisters will receive a two thousanad credit prize. Because swimming with your E-suit on prepares you for the outside, and the Company cares. We're also continuing the morning core quad card chit challenge. The first employee to show up with three card chits wins one thousand credits. Two thousand if any of your chits are level seven or higher. Fri Jun 24 14:01:57 2661 Remy : Good afternoon, residents and denizens of the colony! As the Alpha and Beta shifts drill away in the mines, KORE is coming at you again with a reminder: At the afternoon shift break, we'll be hanging by the pool, and so will you if you're cool! To help make your day a little brighter, the first Company employee to show up with three oxygen canisters will receive a two thousand credit prize. Because swimming in your E-suit prepares you for the outside, and the Company cares. Stay profitable, and see you in two hours! Fri Jun 24 15:49:27 2661 Remy : Hey there, Core residents and denizens! It's nearly time for the afternoon shift break, so why not head down to the pool for a refreshing dip? Shower first please. To get you moving, KORE is offering a two thousand credit prize to the first Company employee to arrive with three oxygen canisters, because swimming in your E-suit is both cool and sanitary. Plus, it helps acclimate you to moving around outside, making this a Company approved form of exercise. The Company cares. Fri Jun 24 15:58:08 2661 Remy : As an added note to all of you people and people-like employees, KORE is also accepting late entries from our morning core quad card chit challenge. One thousand credits to the first employee to bring three card chits. The prize is doubled to two thousand if any of your chits are level seven or over. Two thousand credits, you say? This might be worth leaving the mines a little early. Mon Jun 27 12:09:54 2661 Remy : Good afternoon, Core residents and denizens! The afternoon shift break is four hours away. Why not waste it by the pool with KORE and your fellow miners? To help get you there this time, we're offering 500 credits for every power coil you bring, as part of a Company-based program to reduce waste. Because the Company cares. Mon Jun 27 13:45:26 2661 Remy : Hello residents and denizens of Core! Just a reminder to you all that during the afternoon shift break, in about two hours, KORE will be by the pool, fruitfully spending that precious hour swimming, lounging, and maybe even kicking back a few drinks. Be there in body, not just in spirit, and you might get a few drinks as well. And remember, we'll be paying 500 credits for every spare power coil you bring, because the Company cares. Don't jump into the pool with your power coils. Mon Jun 27 15:36:49 2661 Remy : That's right, Core residents and denizens! We're back with one more reminder. In about half an hour, every miner in the Colony is going to be off duty. Why not gather around by the pool for some drinks and comradery? That's the southwest quadrant of the south housing dome, for those of you fresh out of the starport -- The Company asks that you shower before swimming. To help get you there, we're offering 500 credits for every power coil you bring as part of a Company initiative to reduce waste. Because the Company cares. Tue Jun 28 12:00:18 2661 Remy : Good afternoon, Kore residents and denizens! At yesterday's pool gathering, all of the drinks were consumed in record time, so KORE will be by the pool once again during the afternoon shift break. Same time, same place, and same incentive to get you there. To help reduce waste, we're offering 500 credits for any spare power coils you bring by, and today, we'll also throw in a bonus for any unused bolts you have laying around. Because the Company cares. Tue Jun 28 15:49:34 2661 Remy : Good afternoon, Core residents and denizens! The afternoon shift break starts in under fifteen minutes, and like yesterday, KORE will be hanging by the pool for the hour, and so will you if you're cool. To help get you there, we're offering 500 credits for every spare power coil you bring as part of a Company-sponsored initiatve to reduce waste. Please shower before entering the pool, and please, don't jump in with your power coils. Because the Company cares. Fri Jul 8 15:18:03 2661 Remy : Good afternoon, Core residents and denizens! Are you exhausted from the past week's endless mining? Well, neither are we. So to celebrate all of those extra credits you earned, KORE will be hanging by the pool during the afternoon shift break today, knocking back a few drinks, and so will you if you're cool. To encourage comradery, go ahead and bring any nifty gear, supplies, or other junk you'd like to buy, sell, or trade with your fellow miners. Because the Company loves comradery, and the Company cares. Fri Jul 8 15:46:19 2661 Remy : Attention Core residents and denizens! KORE is providing you with a courteous reminder, for those of you that are exhausted from your week of endless mining: To celebrate all of those extra credits you earned, KORE will be hanging by the pool during the afternoon shift break, in about fifteen minutes, knocking back a few drinks. So will you if you're cool. To encourage comradery, go ahead and bring any nifty gear, supplies, or other junk you'd like to buy, sell, or trade with your fellow miners. Because the Company loves comradery, and all of us! Thu Dec 8 20:42:18 2666 Jacaine : Goooooooooooood Morning Core! Sat Dec 10 10:35:07 2666 Jacaine : Rising up, back on the street\Did my time, took my chances... Sat Jan 7 17:03:41 2667 Jacaine : Allllllllllright all you dirt monkeys, we are back. I know it's been a long time, but we have been waiting for the right opportunity. It's time for another exciting edition of Guess That Number! Sat Jan 7 17:04:43 2667 Jacaine : I'm sure you're all familiar with the rules of the game, but for those of you who might not be, it is pretty simple. We will play three rounds, with one final round. Each round, you will have to call in and guess what the number is, between 1 and 1000. Sat Jan 7 17:04:53 2667 Jacaine : Whoever the top winner is for the day gets to play in the finals! Sat Jan 7 17:05:42 2667 Jacaine : The winner of each round gets their choice of a prize, ooooor they can go with what's in the box! Sat Jan 7 17:05:47 2667 Jacaine : Now, who's ready to play Guess that Number! Sat Jan 7 17:06:12 2667 Jacaine : *scattered applause* Sat Jan 7 17:06:34 2667 Jacaine : Err...alright then. Now, go ahead and call in with your guesses now. Sat Jan 7 17:07:26 2667 Jacaine : Sorry about that, folks. The lines are now open! Sat Jan 7 15:08:11 2667 Santeria : 536 Sat Jan 7 17:08:12 2667 Jacaine : Any other guesses coming through? Sat Jan 7 17:08:57 2667 Jacaine : OK, all the guesses are in, and the result is... Sat Jan 7 17:09:23 2667 Jacaine : That means Santeria is the winner, with his guess of 536! Sat Jan 7 17:09:52 2667 Jacaine : Santeria, you now have the choice of two prizes. 1000 credits, or you can go with what's in the box! Sat Jan 7 17:09:56 2667 Jacaine : What's it going to be? Sat Jan 7 17:10:06 2667 Jacaine : Box! Box! Box! Sat Jan 7 17:10:26 2667 Jacaine : Well, it's clear what the audience wants you to choose, but the choice is yours! Sat Jan 7 15:10:31 2667 Santeria : Box! Sat Jan 7 15:10:38 2667 Santeria : Box Sat Jan 7 17:10:45 2667 Jacaine : And he chooses the box! Sat Jan 7 17:11:41 2667 Jacaine : Santeria, you have won...a depleted powercell! You can pick up your prize at the station after the broadcast. Sat Jan 7 17:12:07 2667 Jacaine : OK, it is now time for round two. The range is the same, but the prizes are still a mystery. Sat Jan 7 17:12:13 2667 Jacaine : Go ahead and call in with your guesses...now! Sat Jan 7 18:12:36 2667 Chantal : 774 Sat Jan 7 15:12:53 2667 Santeria : 20 Sat Jan 7 17:13:21 2667 Jacaine : And the number is... Sat Jan 7 17:14:22 2667 Jacaine : Chantal wins! I'm almost tempted to call shenanigans on that one. OK, Chantal. You have your choice betweem 500 credits, or the box...what will it be? Sat Jan 7 18:15:38 2667 Chantal : I think I shall also go for the box. Sat Jan 7 17:15:42 2667 Jacaine : She's going with the box. Sat Jan 7 17:15:57 2667 Jacaine : And your prize is...a flash light! You can pick it up later today, after the broadcast. Sat Jan 7 18:16:26 2667 Chantal : Thank you! I needed a new one. Sat Jan 7 17:16:51 2667 Jacaine : OK folks, we have one more round before the finals, so we are going to take a quick commercial break. Sat Jan 7 17:17:38 2667 Jacaine : Remember, The Company is your friend. You would give your life for The Company. Sat Jan 7 17:18:10 2667 Jacaine : That's right folks, The Company is your friend. And now we're ready to play round three. Sat Jan 7 17:18:10 2667 Jacaine : Go ahead and call in your guesses now! Sat Jan 7 17:19:03 2667 Ayyno : 7 Sat Jan 7 15:19:05 2667 Santeria : 500 Sat Jan 7 18:19:23 2667 Chantal : 150 Sat Jan 7 17:19:27 2667 Jacaine : And it looks like Santeria has won again. Sat Jan 7 15:19:51 2667 Santeria : Neato. Sat Jan 7 17:19:52 2667 Jacaine : Santeria, would you like to go with the 500 credits, or with the box? Sat Jan 7 15:20:20 2667 Santeria : Box please Frank Sat Jan 7 17:20:34 2667 Jacaine : He's going with the box... Sat Jan 7 17:21:12 2667 Jacaine : And he's won my box of recycling! That's right you can take these bottles back to the pub and get the deposit back on them. What a deal. You help the environment, and get money at the same time. Sat Jan 7 17:21:15 2667 Jacaine : Now we're moving into the final round. Santeria is our big winner today, so he gets to play. Sat Jan 7 17:22:12 2667 Jacaine : The rules are a little bit different. You still have to guess a number between 1 and 1000, but if you guess within 500, you win 500 credits. If you guess the number within 100 you win 100,000 credits. And what does he win if he guesses the number exactly? Sat Jan 7 17:22:31 2667 Jacaine : 1,000,000 credits! Sat Jan 7 17:22:43 2667 Jacaine : OK Santeria. No pressure now. Go ahead and call in with your guess now. Sat Jan 7 15:23:23 2667 Santeria : 724 Sat Jan 7 17:23:30 2667 Jacaine : 724. And the number is... Sat Jan 7 17:24:12 2667 Jacaine : Ahh...that's too bad, you did not win big today, but you still walk away with a dead powercell, 9 bottles, and 500 credits. Sat Jan 7 17:24:36 2667 Jacaine : *cheers* Sat Jan 7 15:24:44 2667 Santeria : Thank you very much Frank, it has been fun. Sat Jan 7 17:25:18 2667 Jacaine : You are very welcome, Santeria, and congratulations. Congratulations to all our winners today. You can stop by KORE to pick up your prizes. We'll see you next time on, Guess That Number! Sun Jan 10 22:03:16 2671 Steve : This is a test of K.O.R.E Pirate Radio, stealing the airwaves, a Down with Steve production....... Sun Jan 10 22:12:58 2671 Steve : This is a test of K.O.R.E Pirate Radio, stealing the airwaves, a Down with Steve production....... Thu Jan 14 22:34:54 2671 Steve : This is K. O. R. E. a Down with Steve Production, I'm your host Dr. X Thu Jan 14 22:35:37 2671 Steve : Steve needs to do something about those danged rats, they are driving Dr. Ivoo insane Thu Jan 14 22:36:15 2671 Steve : What does Steve even do anyways, he just sits around smoking at Empire Encodings Thu Jan 14 22:36:48 2671 Steve : This has been a Down with Steve production, catch us next time on the airwaves before enforcement catches us Thu Jan 14 23:09:09 2671 Steve : This is a Down with Steve Production....We have infiltrated KORE and are transmitting this message to let you know that Steve is evil, don't trust the cigarettes at empire encodings they are laced with something.......now we have to run before enforcement catches us....... Fri Jan 15 12:56:56 2671 Steve : This is a Down with Nigel Production Tue Jan 19 18:09:49 2671 Steve : Down with Steve, he's an evil company VP here to take the colony....we will not be silenced! Sun Jan 24 17:15:48 2671 Steve : All hands to battle stations, all hands to battlestations, all hands to battle stations! Odra mothership landed, multiple armed invaders! Tue Jan 26 20:03:16 2671 Steve : Down with Steve Thu Feb 4 15:06:50 2671 Hassr : Glory to the Odra Empire! I've broken into the station!!! BWWWWWhahahahaha! Thu Feb 4 15:07:47 2671 Hassr : Impudent FOOLS! You "colonists" are no match for our superior technology! DIE DIE DIE! haha!!! Thu Feb 4 15:08:58 2671 Hassr : I shall have Steve's head mounted on my glorious flagship's conn station as a trophy! Malcolm's.... meh. Thu Feb 4 15:11:34 2671 Hassr : There shall be no survivors.... Thu Feb 4 15:12:08 2671 Peth : PETH say VETOOOOOO!!!!! Thu Feb 4 15:12:41 2671 Grey : Security.... clean-up please in the KORE station transimission booth. Thu Feb 4 15:54:07 2671 Dirun : Alright chumps, it is time to throw down. Thu Feb 4 15:54:22 2671 Dirun : DOWN WITH VIRGINS! Thanks for nuthin'! Thu Feb 4 15:54:57 2671 Grey : Did Nigel let you out? Get back to your... cave. Thu Feb 4 15:55:31 2671 Dirun : I have rights! You can't do this to me! I have.... -- Thu Feb 4 15:55:42 2671 Grey : Security.... clean-up please in the KORE station transimission booth. Sat Feb 6 19:11:27 2671 Steve : And Steve's heart grew three sizes that day... Tue Feb 9 11:33:18 2671 Steve : Down with Steve! Thu Feb 11 14:50:35 2671 Steve : Down With Steve! He sucks! Fri Feb 12 19:40:05 2671 Steve : Down with Steve! Fri Feb 12 19:40:48 2671 Steve : He will be your on Duty Vice President tonight while I enjoy some well earned time off. Good luck! Fri Feb 12 19:41:20 2671 Steve : Thanks Grey....I think.... Fri Feb 12 19:42:50 2671 Steve : In other news the radio has been mostly cleaned up under neath the prison reactor, the sentient radioactive waste is far less dangerous to newer workers. Personally I think making things "Safer" is boring, who needs safety protocols when you have doctors. Fri Feb 12 19:43:26 2671 Steve : In unrelated news Dr. Ivoo just defended his 34th mal-practice lawsuit, good thing we make everybody sign those release forms before we put them in cryo.... Fri Feb 12 19:44:23 2671 Steve : A special reminder to all miners about the increased security measures. You cannot take ore out of a mine security zone, it doesn't matter where you found it. Fri Feb 12 19:45:46 2671 Steve : also I just heard from interplanetary logistics, our request for cows was rejected as they cost too much to ship....but they have offered us bees. Now I have no ides when the cargo ship with the bees will arrive, or how long they will take to uncrate, but we will be getting mead. Fri Feb 12 19:46:23 2671 Steve : There may also be an anti-Steve protest rally sometime this weekend, details to be announced. Fri Feb 12 19:47:41 2671 Steve : Also Company Enforcement arrested Jim Jones last night after a murderous rampage wherein 30+ enforcement officers had to be recloned. Apparently Jim is immune to the tranquilizer darts and he submitted willingly after he got bored. He was released under bond and his court date is yet to be determined. Apparently the last judge's clone didn't work out... Fri Feb 12 19:48:32 2671 Steve : Finally a reminder that it is double ore and double credit towards promotions weekend. The company needs to hit end of quarter targets which means overtime for you. Fri Feb 12 19:48:48 2671 Steve : This has been K.O.R.E and your weekend news, this is VP Steve Signing off.... Sat Feb 13 17:48:00 2671 Steve : And there was much rejoicing in the colony as Vice President Grey returned from his break to adoration from his fans. Sat Feb 13 17:48:19 2671 Steve : Sorry folks had the voice changer on Sat Feb 13 17:48:46 2671 Steve : :praise Vice President Grey Fri Apr 2 20:54:09 2671 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Fri Apr 2 20:54:14 2671 Advertisement : Visit Mek PMD mine and retail shop. It's more than worth the trek! Sat May 8 23:51:06 2671 Steve : This is a reminder, the colony hostage rescue training facility's access control is on the fritz. The company is urging all miners to avoid the area affectionately known as "the funhouse", we know for a fact atleast one miner has been eaten by the training clown. Sat May 8 23:53:03 2671 Steve : DANGER DANGER DANGER, There is a clown on the loose in the company hostage rescue training facility, it has started to eat trainees and hostages, it was last seen in the casino dome of the hostage rescue facility found in the elevator off the north dome. All colonists are advised to avoid this facility as the clown is aggressive. Sat May 8 23:54:00 2671 Steve : for further details please contact your nearest company safety representative. Down with Steve! Wed May 12 11:02:22 2671 Steve : No Steves were hurt in the making of this message. Down with Steve! Fri May 14 15:18:17 2671 Steve : Good morning colonists, welcome to the Bleak bleak rock orbiting Hermes-571G. The star has risen and you know what that means, its Mining Time!!! Pick up your laser drills and head on down to your mine, if you aren't working the company isn't making profits! Mon May 17 10:00:13 2671 Steve : Good morning Colony, Hermes-571G has risen over the horizon, that means its time for you filthy miners to get back to work! If you aren't mining the company isn't making profit! Mon May 17 10:01:50 2671 Steve : Down with Steve! Mon May 17 10:02:31 2671 Steve : Also remember there is a clown on the loose in the Company Hostage Rescue Training Facility, aka the "Funhouse", remember the clown needs to die Thu May 20 14:34:57 2671 Steve : I hear Steve likes Clowns! Thu May 20 16:50:01 2671 Steve : Good Evening Colonists, this is your reminder that any time not spent mining is loss on profit for the company. Beatings will continue until morale improves! Thu May 20 16:50:23 2671 Steve : Also a clown is still on the loose in the Company Hostage Rescue Training Center, the clown must be stopped. Thu May 20 16:53:14 2671 Nigel : I know Nigel's morale would improve if the beating continued! Thu May 20 16:53:44 2671 Steve : Thats because Nigel likes it rough Thu May 20 16:54:09 2671 Nigel : You just had to make it sexual... Thu May 20 16:54:57 2671 Steve : Thats just because we are short on our nympho shipments this month Thu May 20 16:55:41 2671 Nigel : You do realize that the activists get all bent out of shape when you objectify the nymphos. Thu May 20 16:55:57 2671 Nigel : Oh well. More heads to smash... Thu May 20 16:56:42 2671 Steve : Thats Steve's Problem Thu May 20 16:56:59 2671 Steve : I just pretend to work here Thu May 20 16:58:07 2671 Nigel : Just make sure you don't disappoint Zorg. Had to clean the last guy off the ceiling. Thu May 20 16:58:34 2671 Steve : He's just a human, its not like he's scary like Nigel Thu May 20 16:59:17 2671 Nigel : Isn't it part of his job to be scary? Thu May 20 17:00:20 2671 Steve : Yeah, speaking of we haven't thrown anybody out the airlock in a while, we should do that! Thu May 20 17:00:57 2671 Nigel : Yeah we do! But it'll have to be later. I got to go make it to the Anti-Steve protest I signed up for. Thu May 20 17:01:41 2671 Steve : Yes that reminds me, Anti-Steve protest tonight at 1900 Thu May 20 17:01:44 2671 Nigel : Oh Stevette. I'll throw her out of the airlock as I'm enroute. Thu May 20 17:05:52 2671 Steve : And that my friends is what random company officials do for fun, poor stevette, I bet the airlock is happy though Thu May 20 19:56:56 2671 Bennis : Remember, a productive employee is a happy employee. Sun May 23 16:54:23 2671 Grey : Hey loyal KORE listeners! Sun May 23 16:54:53 2671 Grey : In a surprising turn of events, your friends at The Company have opened 2 new shops in the NE Merchant shopping district! Sun May 23 16:55:34 2671 Grey : Problems have been reported by our loyal mine workers and technicians that inspect and repair problems exist in the Factory and Armour shops. BOO!!!! Sun May 23 16:56:11 2671 Grey : The Company believes the test Armour shop in this new section of the NE Merchant dome addresses the inspect and repair issues. Sun May 23 16:56:43 2671 Grey : The test Factory Shop has yet to be adjusted, so right now it is the same as the Factories out in the PMD Clusters. Sun May 23 16:57:09 2671 Grey : The test Armour shop does have damage to its equipment that you can attempt to inspect and repair. Please come try it out! Sun May 23 16:59:37 2671 Grey : WHERE are these fabulous shops, you might add? Head on over to the center of the NE Merchant dome, and then proceed southwest into the new shopping district our helpful engineers just opened! Sun May 23 17:00:47 2671 Grey : Compass coordinates are: X: 410, Y: 190, Z: 0 Sun May 23 17:03:34 2671 Grey : KJ Grey signing out. Down with Steve! Sun Jun 6 10:50:08 2671 Steve : Good Morning Colonists, Hermes-571G has cleared the horizon, and you know what that means, time to get back to work and make the Company some more Money! Sun Jun 6 10:50:48 2671 Steve : Also there will be an Anti-Steve protest at 0,0,0 sometime today, make sure you get your best anti-steve slogans ready Wed Jun 9 00:21:53 2671 Steve : Down with Steve! Wed Jun 9 01:36:32 2671 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Wed Jun 9 01:36:37 2671 Advertisement : Visit Mek PMD mine and retail shop. It's more than worth the trek! Wed Jun 9 01:39:02 2671 Elias : You're listening to Radio KORE, your only choice in Dome-Wide infotainment Wed Jun 9 01:44:50 2671 Elias : I'm Old Rusty! I'm excited to be back on the air and in the Domes after a brief six years trapped beneath my PMD in a rather unfortunate blasting cap incident. But I'm out of the rubble, mostly functioning, and ready for another Old Rusty Trusty Tale! Wed Jun 9 01:46:47 2671 Elias : Speaking of blasting caps, remember those? When were they banned? And everything is lizon based? When I was first upgraded for duty, we were satisfied with gunpowder and dangerous explosives! Wed Jun 9 01:48:19 2671 Elias : I didn't lose %35 of my physical body in a series of unrelated explosions to suddenly be told no more! Wed Jun 9 01:49:23 2671 Elias : Back in my day, we'd detonate blasting caps without even clearing the mine first Wed Jun 9 01:49:54 2671 Elias : Not one person who was reduced to atoms ever complained Wed Jun 9 01:50:51 2671 Elias : So, anyway, how are things with the you? Any important concerns? Wed Jun 9 00:51:36 2671 Tawny : I'm out of batteries. Wed Jun 9 01:52:09 2671 Elias : No powercells? Really? Wed Jun 9 00:52:22 2671 Tawny : Powercells.... totally drained. I need to visit a refinery. Wed Jun 9 01:52:38 2671 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Wed Jun 9 01:52:43 2671 Advertisement : . Wed Jun 9 01:53:46 2671 Elias : Tragic, remember to pick up a company-approved hoverdroid so you'll never be caught unexpected Wed Jun 9 01:55:01 2671 Elias : You're listening to Radio K.O.R.E, this is Old Rusty's Trusty Tales Wed Jun 9 01:56:14 2671 Elias : Lines are open, call in eith your concerns, questions, or completely true stories. Wed Jun 9 01:56:55 2671 Elias : In the mean time Wed Jun 9 00:57:50 2671 Grey : I'm scrambling to come up with one of my crazy stories. Got nothing so far. Wed Jun 9 01:58:20 2671 Elias : An honour to hear from the Vice Prez himself! Wed Jun 9 01:59:20 2671 Elias : Any truth to the rumors of ancient alien tech circuses previously visiting the planet to trade mysteriius tech? Wed Jun 9 02:01:08 2671 Elias : Listeners may remember rumors of three armed visitors long ago? Wed Jun 9 18:01:41 2671 Kahless : There's been three legged visitors since I got here Wed Jun 9 02:02:10 2671 Elias : Three legs! Exciting, tell us more, listener Wed Jun 9 18:02:29 2671 Kahless : You know.. Three legs.. Wed Jun 9 18:03:58 2671 Kahless : Never mind.. Wed Jun 9 02:04:03 2671 Elias : You're saying they had some sort of trinary structure Wed Jun 9 02:05:09 2671 Elias : Exciting, this reminds me of the recent news about a shuttle of male nymphos recently recovered by the Company, could these be related? Wed Jun 9 02:05:49 2671 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Wed Jun 9 02:05:54 2671 Advertisement : Visit Mek PMD mine and retail shop. It's more than worth the trek! Wed Jun 9 02:07:01 2671 Elias : Male nymphos, previously thought extinct, exciting new friends or dangerious strangers? Call in now! Wed Jun 9 18:08:12 2671 Kahless : Everyone who isn't me is a dangerous stranger. Shouldn't be here! Wed Jun 9 02:08:18 2671 Elias : Personally, I think, if you're going to be changing people, the only way to do it is good old fashioned cybernetics Wed Jun 9 02:10:13 2671 Elias : Genetic engineering, what a thing Wed Jun 9 02:12:17 2671 Elias : Mechanical engineering is the real engineering. Hard alloys not soft allele Wed Jun 9 02:13:20 2671 Elias : Would I have survived six years in the rocks without my beautiful cybernetics? Wed Jun 9 02:14:09 2671 Elias : And a number of large insects, very edible Wed Jun 9 02:15:24 2671 Elias : But yes, all are valuable to the Company, even the softest meatsack Wed Jun 9 02:16:14 2671 Elias : Reminds me, don't forget to process all biological waste, keep CORE clean and healthy Wed Jun 9 02:17:26 2671 Elias : Rotting giant insects spread diseases, and a Clean Dome is a Safe Dome! Wed Jun 9 02:18:07 2671 Elias : Ok, time for announcements, should be good... Wed Jun 9 02:18:12 2671 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Wed Jun 9 02:18:17 2671 Advertisement : Do you need protection from the dangerous bunnies and weevils of Core? Is that other guy on your shift harrassing that girl you've had your eye on? Well come on down Cluster H7-6 Custom Weapons and buy yourself something to level the playing field. Cluster H7-6 Weaponry......Keeping Core Odra free! Wed Jun 9 02:20:19 2671 Elias : Warehouse Dome remains closed for renovations, rumors of rampaging cyber droids have been discredited as "exhaustion and over exaggeration" Wed Jun 9 02:22:14 2671 Elias : Might want to steer clear of the North-East dome for a while too, thiugh we've been told the no-one has landed any dangerous anythings, not crashed, and nothing is overrun Wed Jun 9 02:23:55 2671 Elias : And the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Pottles closed it's doors today due to lack of interest, and the total extinction of Pottles Wed Jun 9 02:27:17 2671 Elias : And... Company surveys indicate employees show widespread adaption of the new rovers and cluster systems, and that they are especially happy to befunding it by cutting away the useless expensive medical services in the main dome Wed Jun 9 02:28:46 2671 Elias : The last line is a little cut off, hmm Wed Jun 9 02:29:41 2671 Elias : Just be sure to be prepared for open something Wed Jun 9 02:30:54 2671 Elias : Hopefully nothing to important, just be careful around... openings... I guess Wed Jun 9 02:31:19 2671 Elias : Let's take another caller Wed Jun 9 02:31:38 2671 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Wed Jun 9 02:31:43 2671 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Wed Jun 9 02:34:06 2671 Elias : Hey Old Rusty, first time caller here, what's your problem with Steve? Wed Jun 9 02:34:49 2671 Elias : Oooooh, the call seems to have dropped Wed Jun 9 02:35:22 2671 Elias : Anyone catch that, sounded like garbled nonsense. Wed Jun 9 02:36:29 2671 Elias : *gunfire*, *explosions* Wed Jun 9 02:37:10 2671 Elias : You'll never take me alive! Wed Jun 9 02:38:04 2671 Elias : Whirring metalic grinding and deep laughter Wed Jun 9 02:39:34 2671 Elias : That's right, run! You'll never keep KORE from broadcasting important news like... Wed Jun 9 02:39:40 2671 Advertisement : Visit Mek PMD mine and retail shop. It's more than worth the trek! Wed Jun 9 02:39:45 2671 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Wed Jun 9 02:41:19 2671 Elias : Anyway, that's all for tonight, join me again for another important episode of Old Rusty's Trusty Tales! Mon Sep 20 10:28:29 2671 Grey : :taps the station microphone. Tue Sep 21 08:58:20 2671 Grey : Down With Steve! Wed Sep 22 20:11:28 2671 Grey : This just in on the galactic holonews: Soylent Green IS Steve! Wed Sep 22 21:35:20 2671 Alec : Listen to KORE! It's like alcohol, but less painful, and you won't go to bed at 2 with a 10 and wake up at 10 with a 2! Wed Sep 22 21:40:05 2671 Alec : Our lines are NOW OPEN if you need to get something off your chest, and we do NOT mean last night's date. Wed Sep 22 20:40:38 2671 Grey : Hey I have a funny joke for psychics.... Wed Sep 22 21:40:46 2671 Alec : They probably already got it. Wed Sep 22 20:40:47 2671 Grey : Get it? Wed Sep 22 21:41:10 2671 Alec : It's a good one! Wed Sep 22 20:41:39 2671 Grey : I'd tell a joke about the Steve Flu but there's a 99.97% chance nobody will get it. Wed Sep 22 21:46:05 2671 Alec : Is Steve the VP of Weed? Find out... by following the stink! Wed Sep 22 22:22:13 2671 Advertisement : Come to Levanon's Refinery for all your mineral needs! H7-6 Wed Sep 22 22:22:18 2671 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Sun Sep 26 15:19:29 2671 Alec : So, it looks like the Miner of the Week has been calculated! Sun Sep 26 15:19:50 2671 Alec : And no, that title isn't who smokes more weed than Steve. Sun Sep 26 15:21:37 2671 Alec : We want to know, fellow listeners, if you care! We can report these achievements, or say screw 'em. Mon Sep 27 20:31:50 2671 Alec : So, who wants to sound off on KORE today? All topics are open! Mon Sep 27 20:37:28 2671 Alec : Well, if not, we can always talk smack about Steve! Mon Sep 27 20:39:13 2671 Alec : Radio KORE, blastin' to you from the dustiest mining colony around. Mon Sep 27 20:39:28 2671 Advertisement : Visit Mek PMD mine and retail shop. It's more than worth the trek! Mon Sep 27 20:39:33 2671 Advertisement : The Karl PMD. So far out, it's far out. Mon Sep 27 20:40:46 2671 Alec : Hey, who are those fat cats who run their own PMDs? Weird! Mon Sep 27 20:48:23 2671 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Fri Oct 1 13:09:09 2671 Alec : Lines are open if you need to vent some space dust! Fri Oct 1 18:53:16 2671 Alec : Remember: don't touch Steve's weed! Fri Oct 1 19:05:28 2671 Steve : Damned right you never touch my weed! Fri Oct 22 15:13:57 2671 Alec : So I hear people want some radio shows, eh? Fri Oct 22 15:15:03 2671 Advertisement : Visit Mek PMD mine and retail shop. It's more than worth the trek! Fri Oct 22 15:15:08 2671 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Fri Oct 22 15:21:23 2671 Alec : I've opened up the lines. Sound off folks! Fri Oct 22 16:21:44 2671 Edgar : West mine, best mine! Fri Oct 22 15:22:21 2671 Alec : Can't deny mine fanaticisim! Fri Oct 22 15:22:50 2671 Alec : Heck, sound off on why you prefer your mines. Fri Oct 22 15:22:53 2671 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Fri Oct 22 15:22:58 2671 Advertisement : Visit Mek PMD mine and retail shop. It's more than worth the trek! Fri Oct 22 15:27:27 2671 Alec : Sounds like folks are busy! Not many calls. That's fine. Fri Oct 22 15:41:48 2671 Alec : Well, folks have spoken, and it's time for me to remodel the ol' lizon shop. Fri Oct 22 15:41:57 2671 Alec : Sounds like we have more than enough of them around. Fri Oct 22 15:42:06 2671 Alec : However, ol' Dusty can't afford the price tag! Fri Oct 22 15:45:17 2671 Alec : So, if you're interested in seeing a new PMD Refinery out there for YOUR use, transmit YOUR donations to Alec the Shift Foreman. Fri Oct 22 15:45:26 2671 Alec : He's in charge of my affairs! Fri Oct 22 15:45:31 2671 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Fri Oct 22 15:45:36 2671 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Mon Oct 25 20:34:42 2671 Grey : KORE is online. Prepare your earplugs because The Company does neither condone nor recognize these bozos. Mon Oct 25 20:43:49 2671 Ayyno : Hello all you miners, drillers, and spelunkers. Mon Oct 25 20:50:35 2671 Ayyno : Tonight on KORE is me, Ayyno. How about I open up the lines for callers? Call and tell me what you are up to. Let us hear how profitable it is in mines! Mon Oct 25 21:51:32 2671 Edgar : Hi Ayyno! First time caller, long time fan, what's the deal with the odra, am I right? Just go home, odra! Mon Oct 25 20:52:19 2671 Alec : I don't get all the hate for the Company. I'm making a fortune! Down with Steve, up with Ayyno! Mon Oct 25 20:53:15 2671 Ayyno : Yes! Your fortune is my fortune! Mon Oct 25 20:53:35 2671 Legoean : My mother was a hampster and my father an elderberry. What does that make me? I'm so confused... Thanks for taking my call... Bye! Mon Oct 25 20:54:04 2671 Ayyno : Oh dear, caller. I am sorry to hear of your mother. Mon Oct 25 20:54:31 2671 Ayyno : But perhaps your father will make lovely wine! Mon Oct 25 20:54:58 2671 Grey : Perhaps some wine made of elderberries? Mon Oct 25 20:55:11 2671 Ayyno : Ahh! It's real me! Ahhhh! Mon Oct 25 20:55:53 2671 Ayyno : Oh dear, President Grey seems to have scared off what definitely was not a pretend President made out of a sock and several googly eyes. Mon Oct 25 20:56:13 2671 Ayyno : Wish you could have seen it, callers, but I believe this is sound only. Mon Oct 25 20:56:30 2671 Ayyno : My nonexistent intern is nodding at me, it is sound only. Mon Oct 25 21:03:20 2671 Ayyno : Well I have fiddled with many of these knobs on this board already and am reasonably sure I will not deafen all of you. Mon Oct 25 21:04:17 2671 Grey : Just don't polish the knob, eh? So I have some stories to tell. Let's see if I can pick one. Mon Oct 25 21:04:41 2671 Ayyno : If I didn't mention, my special guest this evening is... apparently President Grey Mon Oct 25 21:05:01 2671 Steve : I may as well join in Mon Oct 25 21:05:13 2671 Ayyno : ...and also apparently... the lock on the booth door is broken. Mon Oct 25 21:05:28 2671 Grey : It is mass hysteria in here. Mon Oct 25 21:05:31 2671 Steve : :gets thrown out by security Mon Oct 25 21:05:41 2671 Ayyno : It's like a clown car of executives in the booth today. Mon Oct 25 21:06:00 2671 Grey : Dogs and cats, living together. Sewer rats. Mon Oct 25 21:06:06 2671 Ayyno : Lines are open, what do you have for me callers? Mon Oct 25 21:06:43 2671 Steve : sorry about that, i stumbled in the wrong door of KORE, it wasn't the redhead convention Mon Oct 25 22:07:09 2671 Edgar : I think we should bring that other Grey back, he seemed like a strong leader! Mon Oct 25 21:07:42 2671 Ayyno : Sockpuppet Grey may seem like strong leader, but he is very floppy and lacks spine. That is mostly because he is a sock. Mon Oct 25 21:08:07 2671 Legoean : I have a question for our estemed VPs... If it's getting hot in here... what is the best way to alleviate the situation? Mon Oct 25 21:08:31 2671 Ayyno : Well, President Grey? How do you like to cool off? Mon Oct 25 21:08:58 2671 Grey : Well caller, at the moment I'm enjoying lemon-flavored moonshine Mon Oct 25 21:09:33 2671 Ayyno : Oooh, that sounds both refreshing and like it might blind me. Mon Oct 25 21:09:50 2671 Grey : I had a hideous dream the other night. Really. Could be the story for a horror holovid. I'm not kidding. Mon Oct 25 21:10:36 2671 Ayyno : Oooh, you know I think we have some recording equipment around here... Mon Oct 25 21:10:40 2671 Grey : I had no idea where it came from when I woke up. During the dream there was a point where I was like "I don't wanna watch this! I don't wanna watch this!" but I had to, because it was my freaking dream. Mon Oct 25 21:11:13 2671 Steve : I think VP Grey needs to smoke the random stuff from empire encodings... Mon Oct 25 19:11:18 2671 Santeria : Thanks Ayyno for having me on. The mines have been great recently for profit and even safer since the pirates have been cleaned out, but my personal dome is have a shortage of aluminum. Please visis my shop in G7-2 if you interesting in bidding on this contract. Mon Oct 25 21:11:27 2671 Grey : I don't don't want to torment you all with it. So I can tell a happy story instead if you want. Mon Oct 25 21:11:52 2671 Ayyno : And there's one of our first advertisements! Sorry about the timing on that one, Santeria. I'll be working out the kinks in the booth here! Mon Oct 25 21:14:48 2671 Ayyno : Well, President Grey, the lines are closed so I can offer you the mic if you'd like to regale us with that story. Mon Oct 25 21:16:14 2671 Grey : Certainly. Thank you for your service, Ayyno. Now callers, do you want to hear a completed happy story from reality, or an incomplete horror story from the depths of my brain? Mon Oct 25 21:17:51 2671 Grey : Let's try again. Ayyno keeps closing the lines on me :p Mon Oct 25 19:18:00 2671 Santeria : Caller here. I would like to hear a happy story from the reality of the Core please and thanks. Shout out to my G7-2 neighbors! Mon Oct 25 21:18:04 2671 Ayyno : I'm sorry, there are just so many buttons! Mon Oct 25 22:18:34 2671 Edgar : The depths of your brain ARE an incomplete horror story! HEYOOOOOO Mon Oct 25 21:19:46 2671 Grey : Actually I'd rather do the happy story. The horror story I dreamt of the other night really creeped me out. So here goes with the happy one Mon Oct 25 21:21:02 2671 Grey : This is real and I'll just change a few names and places so a VP like me cannot be blackmailed later, OK? Mon Oct 25 21:21:37 2671 Grey : One moment please as I need to refill my moonshine Mon Oct 25 21:22:10 2671 Grey : OK! Good to go. Feel free to mine as I rant. Mon Oct 25 21:24:03 2671 Grey : So some of you may know I was born back on Earth. I was given up for an adoption as an infant and never knew who were my birth parents were. Even being a Vice President, I still had questions from time to time. Mon Oct 25 21:25:39 2671 Grey : So a close confidant of mine who knew about this approached me one day Mon Oct 25 21:26:22 2671 Grey : They said "Hey Grey, did you know the regional government where you were born passed this particular law?" Explained it to me. Mon Oct 25 21:27:50 2671 Grey : It turns out that if I were submit specific documentation, the regional government would provide in response my original, UNREDACTED, birth documentation. I just needed to prove my identity and send about 40 credits. Mon Oct 25 21:28:43 2671 Grey : I think it was about 20 credits back then. Mon Oct 25 21:29:02 2671 Grey : Taking another sip, stand by. Mon Oct 25 22:29:04 2671 Edgar : That's less than the cost of a stiff drink! Mon Oct 25 21:29:30 2671 Grey : Exactly, Miner Edgar. Not that expensive at all! Mon Oct 25 21:30:14 2671 Grey : So a little bit of transmission time passes, maybe 7-10 Earth days. Mon Oct 25 21:30:50 2671 Grey : And then I receive the message back from Earth with my REAL birth documentation. Nothing redacted. Mon Oct 25 21:31:41 2671 Grey : A little disappointed initially. Birth bioscan said "Baby Boy REDACTED" instead of a real first and last name. Mon Oct 25 21:32:10 2671 Grey : But there was a hyperlink to a doctor and a partial name of the birth mother. Mon Oct 25 21:32:30 2671 Grey : Hey am I boring ya'll or shall I continue? Mon Oct 25 21:32:46 2671 Ayyno : Oh this is great stuff, please continue. Mon Oct 25 21:33:11 2671 Grey : I have booze left so OK. Oh Shut up, JJ!!!!! Mon Oct 25 21:33:21 2671 Legoean : I'm listening! Mon Oct 25 21:33:50 2671 Ayyno : See, the callers are loving it! Mon Oct 25 21:34:47 2671 Grey : A caller's message did not get through for some some unknown reason. His question: "You don't know your real name?" Mon Oct 25 21:35:23 2671 Grey : Answer. My real name is Grey. But the answer is no, at the time I did not know my birth name Mon Oct 25 21:36:01 2671 Steve : We all assumed he was assembled out of spare parts in executive school before he was dropped into cryo Mon Oct 25 21:36:14 2671 Grey : You see, my birth mother choose to give me up at birth. Therefore she did not want to give me a given first name as my adoptive parents would do that. Mon Oct 25 22:36:32 2671 Edgar : Hey, YOU'RE spare parts, bud! Mon Oct 25 21:37:02 2671 Grey : I was human, then cyborg, before I finally assumed my current arachdroid form. Let's continue. Mon Oct 25 21:37:47 2671 Grey : So at this point I know had the scan code for my original birth document and an ID of my birth mother and the doctor who attended. Mon Oct 25 21:39:37 2671 Grey : At this point I had not yet been assigned to Core, but was far from Earth. I was on a Company mining colony orbiting Pluto in training as a Director to eventually be sent to Core. So I couldn't just hop on a shuttle and take a quick weekend excursion to check out the various archives on Earth, trying to find my birth mother. Mon Oct 25 21:40:15 2671 Grey : So after a few remote searches, I was at an impasse. Mon Oct 25 21:40:45 2671 Grey : Callers, at this point, what would you do? Give up? Mon Oct 25 21:41:37 2671 Grey : I'll tell you, I did not. Mon Oct 25 22:42:24 2671 Edgar : Pluto's not that far from Earth! Just a hop, skip and a jump, right? Mon Oct 25 21:42:28 2671 Grey : I went back to the Regional Government and hacked in. Found they had this thing I was previously unaware of called "authorized search agents" Mon Oct 25 21:43:07 2671 Grey : So I hired one. Located on Earth and they could hack into my files locally and trace down all contacts Mon Oct 25 21:44:02 2671 Grey : The search agent was also authorized by me, after a modest sum of credits, to initiate anonymous contact if a live birth mother or birth father could be found. Mon Oct 25 21:45:10 2671 Grey : If the birth parent did not want to speak to me, the regional government required that all health information be turned over to me so I would know if I should expect various diseases, cancers, nanoprobes, etc Mon Oct 25 21:45:33 2671 Grey : So I rolled the dice and let the search agent do her thing. Mon Oct 25 21:45:43 2671 Grey : Taking another sip Mon Oct 25 21:46:11 2671 Grey : About a week later, I get a holocall from Earth. Get this..... Mon Oct 25 21:46:39 2671 Grey : "Grey, I just got off the holovid with your birth father." Mon Oct 25 21:47:30 2671 Grey : "Your birth mother passed away, but you have 2 full-blood younger birth sisters." Mon Oct 25 21:49:11 2671 Grey : I'll conclude this long KORE store with this. At some point after this happened, I took a leave of absence from Pluto and retured to Earth. Met my birth father and my youngest birth sister in person. We were supposed to meet in a restaurant on Earth. Mon Oct 25 21:49:51 2671 Grey : I walk to where Otto-Matic is stationed and start to ask where my table has been reserved. Mon Oct 25 21:50:36 2671 Grey : Then I hear this woman's voice from behind me. "Grey???" I turn around, and this woman rushes up to me and gives this this big f'ing bear hug. Mon Oct 25 21:51:03 2671 Grey : (sssh don't tell anybody) I'm crying and say "Are you my sister???" Mon Oct 25 21:51:36 2671 Grey : I'm ending it here. I hope you enjoyed tonight's KORE reality section Mon Oct 25 21:52:30 2671 Ayyno : ...and there you have it, listeners! Our very own President Grey with quite the story! Mon Oct 25 21:53:38 2671 Ayyno : And now for a commercial break. Mon Oct 25 21:54:59 2671 Ayyno : Hello y'all minin' folk and yeehaw every pard'ner! Did you know that every Presidential Moonshine sip is sponsored by Moonshine Marv's Moonshine Emporium?! Well shucks, it is! And remember, if you go blind at Moonshine Marv's we also specialize in state-of-the-art cybernetic eye enhancements! Mon Oct 25 21:55:35 2671 Ayyno : Moonshine Marv's... ugh... The... Moonshiniest. Do I get paid extra to read this? No? Mon Oct 25 21:56:49 2671 Ayyno : Do YOU suffer from Drill rot? Mon Oct 25 21:57:06 2671 Ayyno : Yeah... Mon Oct 25 21:57:09 2671 Ayyno : Announcer Mon Oct 25 21:57:27 2671 Ayyno : Lazy Trigger Finger? Mon Oct 25 21:57:34 2671 Ayyno : You know it... Mon Oct 25 21:57:49 2671 Ayyno : How about Rusty spindle?! Mon Oct 25 21:58:22 2671 Ayyno : Well all of these common ailments are treatable, at your LOCAL COMPANY MEDICAL CENTER. Mon Oct 25 21:58:46 2671 Ayyno : Don't be a chump! Drill into a MOTHERLODE of HEALTH! Mon Oct 25 22:00:58 2671 Ayyno : Alright Callers, we just heard a story from our very own President Grey and it is at the hour. How about we open up the lines, see how all of you little ones are doing? Mon Oct 25 22:03:13 2671 Ayyno : Well the good news is that I just checked, I still get paid even if no one calls in. Mon Oct 25 22:04:20 2671 Grey : Follow-up time? Mon Oct 25 22:04:48 2671 Ayyno : It beats dead air! Mon Oct 25 22:05:37 2671 Grey : So I have this kind of weird eye shape. It is hard to describe. I've never met anyone in my life who has my eyes so I guess I was kind of a freak. Mon Oct 25 22:06:13 2671 Ayyno : What makes it a weird eye shape? Mon Oct 25 22:06:27 2671 Grey : Maybe why I eventually became an arachdroid. But fast forward to my meeting back on Earth with my birth family. Mon Oct 25 22:08:25 2671 Grey : Like I said, hard to describe. Like if you were to compare a person from the western continent of The Company's headquarters against ancient Egypt, mix 'em together and get this kind of droopy eye shape. Mon Oct 25 22:09:29 2671 Grey : So here I am face to face with my birth father and one of my full-blood birth sisters. Mon Oct 25 22:10:03 2671 Grey : And she starts the conversation with "Tell us about your life." Mon Oct 25 22:10:14 2671 Grey : How do you respond to that??? Mon Oct 25 22:11:14 2671 Grey : So I talk about my adoptive parents, my upbringing, my rise in The Company.... and then notice something.... Mon Oct 25 22:11:45 2671 Grey : This woman. She's staring intently at me. Mon Oct 25 22:13:48 2671 Grey : Then finally she says it. "You have our mother's eyes". Then I stare back at her. She has them too. Later on, she sent me datagrams of our birth mother. There's now 2 other people in the galaxy that have (or had, as my birth mother has passed) the same eyes as me. I no longer feel alone now. Passing the baton back to KORE. Mon Oct 25 22:14:23 2671 Ayyno : Wow, and a heartwarming conclusion to our earlier segment with President Grey! Mon Oct 25 22:15:37 2671 Grey : (ssshhh!!! I'm just Vice President. I haven't offed the other guy yet) Mon Oct 25 22:15:52 2671 Ayyno : Ahaha, technical difficulties Callers. Mon Oct 25 22:16:50 2671 Ayyno : ...and ...well what a fun day so far. Vice President Grey, it was lovely to have you. Mon Oct 25 22:17:49 2671 Grey : Thank you for having me. I believe I've run out of moonshine, so it is time to move on to my old stand-by Mon Oct 25 22:18:19 2671 Ayyno : Oh? And what to drink when you have run out of moonshine? Mon Oct 25 22:19:04 2671 Grey : 100 units of corezite immediately deposited into the satchel for the person who correctly guesses within the next 5 minutes. Go. Mon Oct 25 22:19:20 2671 Grey : 10:19PM US Central time contest begins Mon Oct 25 22:19:50 2671 Ayyno : Five minutes on the timer, 10:25pm sharp will be when the contest comes to a close! Mon Oct 25 22:20:26 2671 Ayyno : Just call in to KORE with your guesses! Mon Oct 25 22:23:43 2671 Ayyno : Only about a minute left, folks. No one has any guesses as to what Vice President Grey is going to be drinking? Mon Oct 25 22:24:14 2671 Grey : Not "going to be". "Is". Mon Oct 25 22:25:04 2671 Ayyno : And the contest isn't "going to be" over because it now "is" over! No one guessed it. So, VP Grey, what are you drinking? Mon Oct 25 22:25:10 2671 Mick : /trying to hold it back Tue Oct 26 20:03:10 2671 Ayyno : Hello folks and I hope you're ready for an evening of potentially mediocre radio content! Tue Oct 26 20:03:55 2671 Ayyno : We've got weather in a minute and then on to news! Tue Oct 26 20:04:08 2671 Ayyno : But first, commercial messages! Tue Oct 26 20:04:49 2671 Ayyno : I only had enough credits for five seconds! Join shift Delta! Delta rules! Tue Oct 26 20:06:27 2671 Ayyno : Do you find yourself halfway across a system with no place to fuel that grumblin' belly? Well, honey, point your vector square at All Night Irenes, your go-to chain of fast food truck stop emporiums! Tue Oct 26 20:12:51 2671 Ayyno : and now over to Boris with the news. Tue Oct 26 20:13:08 2671 Ayyno : Hello fellow miners, and welcome to the Boris News Time Segment. Today in news: Mining. Tomorrow in news: Also mining. News is now over. Thank you for news. Tue Oct 26 20:13:31 2671 Ayyno : Announcer Tue Oct 26 20:13:43 2671 Ayyno : Which button to press fo- Tue Oct 26 20:59:58 2671 Ayyno : Hello! This is an automated message to let the fine staff of Hermes 571-G know that the item [DELICIOUS PUDDING] has been [REMOVED] from the Company meal vendors due to stocking issues. Thank you for you cooperation. Tue Oct 26 21:04:15 2671 Ayyno : We've got breaking news here at KORE today, with the automated message I'm sure you've all heard. The shocking lack of pudding due to nebulous "stocking" issues raises many questions here in the newsroom. Questions such as "Who is to blame for the pudding shortage?". We'll have more on this story... as it develops. Tue Oct 26 21:06:03 2671 Ayyno : I blame Steve! Tue Oct 26 21:06:18 2671 Ayyno : I blame the slow decline of machinery! Tue Oct 26 21:06:46 2671 Ayyno : I blame the Odra! Tue Oct 26 21:43:43 2671 Ayyno : This just in: Several miners report listening to a Hermes 751-G radio station called "KORE", yet Hermes 751-G is a desolate rock devoid of life and/or radio stations. More on your space madness as it progresses. Tue Oct 26 21:44:40 2671 Ayyno : This and more classic radio pranks brought to you by Al's Joke Barn! It's a barn! Full of jokes! Literally! C'mon down! Tue Oct 26 21:51:42 2671 Advertisement : Remember, if it wasn't made with the attention to detail and high standards of quality we use to manufacture each and every of our products here at Eagle's Pride Factory, then it just might kill and eat your family pet! Tue Oct 26 21:51:47 2671 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Tue Oct 26 22:00:18 2671 Ayyno : Hello and welcome to the KORE News at ten-o-clock. Tue Oct 26 22:00:48 2671 Ayyno : As you may have heard, earlier the news broke about a critical shortage... of pudding. Tue Oct 26 22:02:04 2671 Ayyno : We dispatched reporters to get comments from several influential figures, but only two returned. We're going now to Brent Oveurr who is reporting live after reportedly just being kicked out of a meeting with a VP. Tue Oct 26 22:02:50 2671 Ayyno : Well I, uhh... You didn't tell me it was VP Steve. Or that he would be so mad. Tue Oct 26 22:03:18 2671 Ayyno : Well, those are the hazards of the job, Brent. What's the word from VP Steve? Tue Oct 26 22:03:52 2671 Ayyno : Uhh, well... Pardon my language but I believe his words were something like, "You'd better find some fucking pudding or you're all dead." Tue Oct 26 22:04:57 2671 Ayyno : Wow. Poignant words from VP Steve. That just goes to show how much the VPs care for all of us. We'd better find a way out of this pudding shortage or we will surely all be dead. Tue Oct 26 22:05:24 2671 Ayyno : This has been the KORE News at 10. Now we go to Boris with the weather. Tue Oct 26 22:07:25 2671 Ayyno : Hello. I am Weather Boris. Do not confuse with News Boris. I hate that man. Today the weather is temperate. As the air is recirculated. By large machine that keeps us all alive. Thank you large machine. We all thank Company for large machine for air. This has been weather. I am Weather Boris. Tue Oct 26 22:10:17 2671 Ayyno : Thanks Boris. The time is now ten ten. This has been KORE News. Tue Oct 26 22:29:32 2671 Ayyno : Are you a refinery owner looking to bid some materials? A pub owner looking for honey? Well Radio KORE can help YOUR BUSINESS! Stop on by the ad booth at the radio station to buy advertisement blocks today! Tue Oct 26 22:30:03 2671 Ayyno : Don't forget your shop ID card, or those sweet, sweet credits! Wed Oct 27 19:23:39 2671 Advertisement : Santeria's Simple Smelter currently has ore bids open for silicon and aluminum. If you have either of those in your stockpile and are interested in making some credits please stop by. We are located northeast of the garage in cluster G7-2. Wed Oct 27 19:23:44 2671 Advertisement : Do you need protection from the dangerous bunnies and weevils of Core? Is that other guy on your shift harrassing that girl you've had your eye on? Well come on down Cluster H7-6 Custom Weapons and buy yourself something to level the playing field. Cluster H7-6 Weaponry......Keeping Core Odra free! Wed Oct 27 20:05:56 2671 Grey : Hello everyone. The Company's engineers were very busy today, and many Clinic shops have been updated. Visit a few! Wed Oct 27 20:07:16 2671 Grey : Boob jobs cost extra and are only available from my secret doctor. All other services appear to be functional. Thu Oct 28 18:21:33 2671 Advertisement : . Thu Oct 28 18:21:38 2671 Advertisement : Visit Mek PMD mine and retail shop. It's more than worth the trek! Thu Oct 28 19:00:58 2671 Ayyno : Hello folks and welcome to KORE News at seven. Thu Oct 28 19:01:13 2671 Ayyno : We'll begin this evening's broadcast with Boris on weather. Thu Oct 28 19:02:37 2671 Ayyno : Hello. I am weather Boris. Today weather is the same regulated environment as always. It does not change. Except for Northern housing have slight moisture due to damaged regulator. It will be repaired by the evening. This has been weather. I am Boris. Thu Oct 28 19:03:17 2671 Ayyno : We will return to our broadcast after these messages. Thu Oct 28 19:04:21 2671 Advertisement : . Thu Oct 28 19:04:26 2671 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Thu Oct 28 19:05:57 2671 Ayyno : Are you a refinery owner looking to bid some materials? A pub owner looking for honey? Well Radio KORE can help YOUR BUSINESS! Stop on by the ad booth at the radio station to buy advertisement blocks today! Thu Oct 28 19:06:08 2671 Ayyno : Don't forget your shop ID card, or those sweet, sweet credits! Thu Oct 28 19:09:04 2671 Ayyno : Hello and welcome back to KORE News. Now, for the news. Thu Oct 28 19:11:14 2671 Ayyno : Hey listeners, how are you today? We'll begin today's news with a look at how each shift is doing when it comes to their quota. Thu Oct 28 19:12:06 2671 Ayyno : Tonight our numbers are dominated again by Delta, with Gamma in a healthy second. Beta and Alpha had better pick up their slack if they hope to make it to quota! Thu Oct 28 19:12:17 2671 Ayyno : Delta is, as of yet, the only shift to finish quota. Thu Oct 28 19:12:58 2671 Ayyno : Congratulations Delta! Thu Oct 28 19:13:39 2671 Ayyno : I think one of the staff here is a Delta... yeah c'mere. ...we have our very own Ayyno of shift Delta with us. Got any words of encouragement for the other shifts? Thu Oct 28 19:14:29 2671 Ayyno : ...uhh... I have been busy at station so... I rely on other Deltas. Team work makes dream work! Thu Oct 28 19:15:13 2671 Ayyno : Ahh yes, the Company does champion the positive benefits of some good, ol' fashioned teamwork! Thu Oct 28 19:18:25 2671 Ayyno : Well that's all I have on the docket for this evening. Expect more news... as it happens. Thu Oct 28 19:18:37 2671 Advertisement : Look for the manufacturer's mark of Eagle's Pride Factory, because anything else might explode in your face! Thu Oct 28 19:18:42 2671 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Wed Nov 3 18:30:33 2671 Ayyno : Hello miners and welcome to KORE News at six-thirty! At the top of the hour we have Boris with the weather. Wed Nov 3 18:32:09 2671 Ayyno : Hello. I am Boris. This is weather. Controlled environment of domes has been stable today. South housing may have slight dryness while replacement moisture pump warms up. That is all. Wed Nov 3 18:32:25 2671 Ayyno : Announcer Wed Nov 3 18:34:26 2671 Ayyno : Now we go to Clarence with a look at financials. Wed Nov 3 18:36:15 2671 Ayyno : Hello darlings, I am CLARENCE and TODAY we will be looking at stocks! Get those tickers out and see how your money's doing, honeys! Wed Nov 3 18:37:25 2671 Ayyno : Macrosoft is up .30 credits a share while Cybernet is down .15 credits a share. I'm sure we all know why! That latest OS of Macrosoft's is straight-up printing money! Literally! One of their chief investors is a certain financial giant, word is on the grapevine. Wed Nov 3 18:39:20 2671 Ayyno : Now for mineral futures. I'm sure all of you grubby little dirt-pirates are out there mining up a storm! In the alloy world, Tantalum and Aluminum-titanium are down .40 credits a share each while Yttrium is up .15 and Silver is up .25! If you're lucky enough to have some Corezite stocks, those are up .20 credits a share as well! Wed Nov 3 18:40:13 2671 Ayyno : I've been Clarence and this has been your financial update. Toodles! Wed Nov 3 18:41:27 2671 Ayyno : Please stand by for a few messages from our sponsors. Wed Nov 3 18:41:36 2671 Advertisement : Come to Levanon's Refinery for all your mineral needs! H7-6 Wed Nov 3 18:41:41 2671 Advertisement : Do you need protection from the dangerous bunnies and weevils of Core? Is that other guy on your shift harrassing that girl you've had your eye on? Well come on down Cluster H7-6 Custom Weapons and buy yourself something to level the playing field. Cluster H7-6 Weaponry......Keeping Core Odra free! Wed Nov 3 18:42:26 2671 Ayyno : Are you a refinery owner looking to bid some materials? A pub owner looking for honey? Well Radio KORE can help YOUR BUSINESS! Stop on by the ad booth at the radio station to buy advertisement blocks today! Wed Nov 3 18:42:36 2671 Ayyno : Don't forget your shop ID card and those sweet, sweet credits! Wed Nov 3 18:43:25 2671 Ayyno : Now for the news. Wed Nov 3 18:44:05 2671 Ayyno : Hello miners and welcome to KORE News. The current time is six fourty four. Wed Nov 3 18:44:32 2671 Ayyno : On shifts today it looks like Delta has once again hit their quota. Congrats Deltas! Wed Nov 3 18:44:57 2671 Ayyno : Gamma is making good progress toward their quota and are almost halfway there. You can do it Gammas! Wed Nov 3 18:45:30 2671 Ayyno : Alec is currently foreman on duty for Gamma. Make sure you sync up for safer and more efficient work, miners! Wed Nov 3 18:45:48 2671 Ayyno : Alpha and Beta are, as usual, in dead last. C'mon guys! Wed Nov 3 18:47:13 2671 Ayyno : In other news, the source of the recent pudding shortage has still not been found. Wed Nov 3 18:48:18 2671 Ayyno : This has been the news. Please stand by for Company mandated safety broadcasts. Wed Nov 3 18:50:12 2671 Ayyno : Breaking news: Vice President Steve confirms he is the reason for the local pudding shortage. We would like to remind all staff that any discovered local stores of pudding are to be turned over to the nearest company representative for stock shifting. Presumably to ensure our continued survival in these trying times. Wed Nov 3 18:53:27 2671 Ayyno : Welcome to a mandated KORE Safety Administrative Department reminder. Your drill is NOT A TOY. Please ensure you familiarize yourself with your drill and equipment before every trip into the mines! The difference between a PREPARED miner and a LAZY miner... is PROFITS! Wed Nov 3 18:54:32 2671 Ayyno : Do not use your drill beam to open your apartment door if the latch is malfunctioning. Please contact colony services for assistance for any Company-issued apartment problems. Wed Nov 3 18:55:25 2671 Ayyno : Do not look into the barrel of your drill while it is powered. We should not need to keep reminding you. The Company reserves the right to charge full cost of replacement clone or clone organs to repair damage sustained by drill misuse. Wed Nov 3 18:56:45 2671 Ayyno : Mandated safety broadcast completed. This has been KORE News. Have a great evening and greater profits! Thu Nov 4 11:20:37 2671 Grey : Half man. Half dog. I'm my own best friend! Thu Nov 4 11:21:56 2671 Grey : Radio lines are now open. Don't tell any of the VPs. Thu Nov 4 11:22:40 2671 Alec : Down with Steve, up with stocks in pudding Thu Nov 4 11:23:43 2671 Grey : I'm pudding this one up on The Company's bulletin board: DOWN WITH STEVE! Thu Nov 4 11:23:52 2671 Grey : (when nobody's looking, of course) Thu Nov 4 13:00:00 2671 Grey : A donut with no hole.... is a danish. Thu Nov 4 13:51:55 2671 Alec : Psst. Down with Steve. Thu Nov 4 13:52:02 2671 Grey : No kidding! Thu Nov 4 13:58:18 2671 Grey : YoyoDine Propulsion Systems. Where the Future begins Tomorrow! Thu Nov 4 13:59:05 2671 Alec : Hey Barf, stay cool, man. Do you accept pets? Thu Nov 4 14:01:09 2671 Grey : Only when I'm drunk. Thu Nov 4 14:04:42 2671 Grey : One more test. This time to strip out the color codes from the web log. Thu Nov 4 14:06:02 2671 Grey : Our prior station manager has been let go. Up with me! Thu Nov 4 14:06:43 2671 Grey : Perfect! https://coremud.org/koreweb.log Thu Nov 4 15:15:12 2671 Grey : Edgar's Pub: EVERYBODY'S A WINNER!!!! Thu Nov 4 15:29:12 2671 Grey : Don't be a Smart Alec; visit Alec's Lizon shop today! Thu Nov 4 15:36:40 2671 Grey : Another log test.... Thu Nov 4 15:48:45 2671 Grey : Did somebody say "Happy Hour at Edgar's"? Thu Nov 4 17:18:33 2671 Grey : Call-in lines are open! Thu Nov 4 17:19:06 2671 Steve : Barf sucks Thu Nov 4 17:21:38 2671 Grey : Nope. Too busy drinking, my uppidy friend! Thu Nov 4 17:22:24 2671 Alec : Dusty here, inviting Random Company Official to go fornicate themselves with an Odra male in heat. Thu Nov 4 17:23:03 2671 Grey : That.... could become rather painful. We all know that Odra have 4 arms. What ELSE do they have multiples of, hmmm??? Thu Nov 4 17:27:31 2671 Grey : Rando... f it. Let's call him RCO for short. He/she/it/they/them get no Blackjack machine. Thu Nov 4 17:27:56 2671 Grey : Keeping track of these pronouns is quite exhausing. RCO is just "turd". Thu Nov 4 17:29:34 2671 Grey : In other news, an election happened recently on Earth. The outcome? Core's miners say wholeheartedly "WHO CARES?!? As long as The Company provides credits for mining, we'll keep on mining." Thu Nov 4 17:29:55 2671 Grey : Now that's the spirit! Long live The Company! The Company is your friend! Thu Nov 4 17:30:34 2671 Mick : You paid shill!!!! Better watch your back.... Thu Nov 4 17:31:13 2671 Grey : Nope I'm an unpaid volunteer. No hush money slipped under the table to me. At least not that you know about! Thu Nov 4 17:31:30 2671 Steve : Who are you calling a paid Shill, somebody stole my job! Thu Nov 4 17:31:50 2671 Steve : I'm the only paid shill around here Thu Nov 4 17:32:17 2671 Mick : I wasn't talking to you, paid Company monkey. I was addressing the moron behind the station's mic. Thu Nov 4 17:32:38 2671 Grey : Now now. Plenty of credits here on this colony to go around for everyone! Thu Nov 4 17:32:54 2671 Steve : Down with Mick! Thu Nov 4 17:33:08 2671 Mick : Down with YOU! Thu Nov 4 17:33:22 2671 Grey : Things are getting heated up here on the airwaves, folks! I'm pouring myself a refill! Thu Nov 4 17:35:09 2671 Steve : You are right, there's room for more than one paid company monkey around here, have fun barf, Mick's your problem now.... Thu Nov 4 17:35:27 2671 Grey : Earlier today a holovid girl spammed my comm unit. cc'd at least 20 other miners. All the sudden I'm getting these "reply to all" messages asking "WHO IS THIS?" and "STOP TEXTING ME, I'M JUST x YEARS OLD." I'm reminded of when I worked in the corporate world.... Thu Nov 4 17:36:26 2671 Grey : One former co-worker, and I do mean former, gave an equisite f-you on his final day on the job. He had already turned in his 2-week notice, blah blah blah. Thu Nov 4 17:37:02 2671 Grey : A stupid "virus" was spreading around the comms at the time. Thu Nov 4 17:37:24 2671 Grey : Someone replies to all and says "STOP REPLYING TO ALL!!!!" Thu Nov 4 17:37:57 2671 Grey : So this bozo on his last day had the last laugh. Replied to all with simply "how do I stop replying to all?" Chef's kiss. Thu Nov 4 17:40:27 2671 Mick : My last day on the job in an office setting played out a little different. Mining is sooooo much better. I set my own hours and get paid immediately when clocking out. Thu Nov 4 17:40:52 2671 Mick : We knew layoffs were coming and there would be a 20% haircut at corporate. Thu Nov 4 17:41:49 2671 Mick : Being a team lead at the time, I suspected I would be counted in the 20%. At the time I was likely the highest-paid member on my team. Thu Nov 4 17:42:54 2671 Mick : So I had a device queued up with the "sad trombone" sound clip. You all know the one. "waaaah waaaah" Thu Nov 4 17:44:03 2671 Mick : Sure enough, my VP shows up at my desk, which he never did because I ran my team how I saw fit. I clicked "Play". My team heard. Thu Nov 4 17:44:36 2671 Grey : But what happened next, Mick? Did the VP actually lay you off? Thu Nov 4 17:45:21 2671 Mick : Sure did. But I don't care. Got paid severance and then got this here mining gig. Thu Nov 4 17:45:45 2671 Grey : My dear listeners, that right there is a happy end to a story! Thu Nov 4 17:48:29 2671 Legoean : Hey Mick & Barf what do you think of the new mining policy banning litterboxs from the shaft? Thu Nov 4 17:49:27 2671 Grey : Well just now I yelled at my cat to get off the transmission booth's control panel. I don't think cats would be happy in the mines. Thu Nov 4 17:51:01 2671 Mick : Not so fast, buster! Those mines.... all of that dust. Its a natural litter box to be sure! Thu Nov 4 17:51:45 2671 Grey : But Mick, there's a flaw in your logic. Thu Nov 4 17:52:23 2671 Grey : A litter box can be filled with PUDDING. We need to keep VP Steve's needs in mind. Thu Nov 4 17:53:53 2671 Legoean : follow up question, would it be possible to add restroom facilities for people in place of the litterboxes? some of these holes sure are deep and we could really use the relief. Thu Nov 4 17:53:56 2671 Mick : Dude. I just know you ordered one of those little tubs for kids from Earth, and you fill it with pudding. Thu Nov 4 17:54:48 2671 Grey : I did. And I just roooooooll around in it, just for the giggles. Thu Nov 4 17:56:22 2671 Grey : Legoean I would need to consult with Company management. Of course, as an unpaid volunteer I have no cloud whatsoever. For now I'd say: turn around for your privacy, unzip, and let your freak flag fly! Thu Nov 4 17:57:03 2671 Grey : Unless its #2. Then you need to go back to your apartment and do that in private. Because.... ewww. Thu Nov 4 17:57:40 2671 Grey : The Company loves us, but not so much to install port-a-poopies in each mine shaft. Thu Nov 4 17:58:24 2671 Legoean : Thanks for the advice Mick & Barf you guys are my favorate show! Bye! Thu Nov 4 17:58:39 2671 Mick : Stop eating solids!!!! Problem solved. I exist purely on gravy. Thu Nov 4 17:59:57 2671 Grey : An interesting take, Mick. I heard VP Grey exists on the tears of people trying to figure out what's happening to The Company's payroll. Thu Nov 4 18:00:31 2671 Mick : And I heard your mom.... Thu Nov 4 18:00:33 2671 Grey : Censored. Thu Nov 4 19:11:21 2671 Mick : "The Camptown Lady"? Mr. Mine Foreman, I don't believe I know that song. Thu Nov 4 19:11:40 2671 Grey : Oh knock it off, you! Quoting an ancient film that cannot be produced today. Thu Nov 4 19:12:38 2671 Mick : "Barfy-Barf sang that song. Do-dah. Do-dah." Thu Nov 4 19:12:56 2671 Grey : That's it. I'm swapping out this drill with a grapping hook. I'm coming for you. Thu Nov 4 19:13:18 2671 Mick : Bring it, homechicken!!! Thu Nov 4 19:15:46 2671 Grey : More information on the slur "homechicken" may come when more miners are tuning in. Barf is signing out for the night. Time for Barf to play the slots! Thu Nov 4 19:17:07 2671 Mick : STEVE IS SKIMMING THE SLOT MACHINE PROFITS! You all know what to say.... DOOOOOWN WITH STEVE! Thu Nov 4 19:17:30 2671 Grey : Abe Lincoln disapproves. =|:}( Thu Nov 4 19:18:00 2671 Steve : Alright, you caught me Thu Nov 4 19:18:50 2671 Grey : RCO minus 1 Jasmine point for you. Thu Nov 4 19:41:40 2671 Alec : Did you say Abe Lincoln or Hey Blinkin? Thu Nov 4 19:42:56 2671 Mick : I think we can agree upon "Let's Go Stefan!" clap clap clap. =|:}) Thu Nov 4 19:44:09 2671 Grey : ....and we're going to Mars, and then we're going to Jupiter, and then we're going to Pluto. YEEEEEARRRRR!!!! Thu Nov 4 19:44:41 2671 Mick : You forgot about the Odra homeworld. Thu Nov 4 19:44:53 2671 Grey : I'm not finished yet!!!!! Thu Nov 4 19:45:13 2671 Grey : (I still have booze left) Thu Nov 4 21:04:41 2671 Mick : I played through the Mass Effect videos so I know how this ends! DOWN WITH STEVE! Thu Nov 4 21:05:28 2671 Grey : Now now. Let's not be hasty. Thu Nov 4 21:06:05 2671 Mick : F you Treebeard!!!! And Let's Go Brandon. Thu Nov 4 21:06:51 2671 Grey : Brute squad: we might have a little revolt happening here. Inspect. Thu Nov 4 21:07:33 2671 Mick : That's what I've talking about! I have rights! I hav.... Thu Nov 4 21:07:54 2671 Grey : Transmission interrupted. Sorry about that, my dear listeners. Sat Nov 6 10:51:40 2671 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Sat Nov 6 10:51:45 2671 Advertisement : Santeria's Simple Smelter currently has ore bids open for silicon and aluminum. If you have either of those in your stockpile and are interested in making some credits please stop by. We are located northeast of the garage in cluster G7-2. Sat Nov 6 10:51:54 2671 Alec : Howdy folks! KORE online. Let's chat about anything at all! Sat Nov 6 10:54:08 2671 Alec : So I hear Steve is the one who ate all of the pudding. Wild! Sat Nov 6 10:56:02 2671 Legoean : Hey Dusty, Steve did give me a taste of the pudding, does that count? Sat Nov 6 10:56:26 2671 Alec : Hey dude! Everyone deserves a taste! People are mad because he's hoarding it, though. Y'dig? Sat Nov 6 11:00:00 2671 Alec : Hey, a new trainee! Slick! Welcome to the best mining rock out there! Sat Nov 6 11:01:54 2671 Advertisement : Santeria's Simple Smelter currently has ore bids open for silicon and aluminum. If you have either of those in your stockpile and are interested in making some credits please stop by. We are located northeast of the garage in cluster G7-2. Sat Nov 6 11:01:59 2671 Advertisement : Come to Levanon's Refinery for all your mineral needs! H7-6 Sat Nov 6 11:03:47 2671 Alec : Whoa, Levanon. I haven't seen that dude in ages. Sat Nov 6 11:06:33 2671 Legoean : So I heard rumors the Ore Pirates have started to lurk in orbit around core again. Any advice if I should encounter them? Sat Nov 6 11:06:49 2671 Alec : Gnarly, dude. Keep your lizon filled and ready. They can be a bit of a bastard! Sat Nov 6 11:07:49 2671 Alec : Grab good gear, too. You don't wanna be caught unawares! Sat Nov 6 11:07:53 2671 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Sat Nov 6 11:07:58 2671 Advertisement : Now selling bespoke lizon armaments at Alec's PMD, located in G7-2! Mass-produced items too! Sat Nov 6 11:08:38 2671 Legoean : so why can't The Company keep us safe? Is this a sign of the future? Can they keep cutting their security budget and expect us miners to pick up the slack? Sat Nov 6 11:09:18 2671 Alec : I can't speak for the veeps but I gotta think they're still reeling from the Odra, man! Sat Nov 6 11:10:40 2671 Legoean : Maybe we should pay the Odra to keep us safe instead of The Company. I for one welcome our new alien overlords. Sat Nov 6 11:11:03 2671 Alec : Whoa, dude! That's some pretty gnar stuff to admit! Sat Nov 6 11:12:07 2671 Legoean : we're mining their territory, we should respect native territorial rights. Sat Nov 6 11:13:39 2671 Alec : Wild! Any agents of the Company care to respond? Sat Nov 6 11:13:53 2671 Advertisement : Think you don't look good enough in your peasant clothes? Grab design sense by the horns and come over to the newly re-opened CORE COMMANDO CLOTHIERS! You don't need to go Commando when you come to CCC! Located in the BEAUTIFUL H7-6 PMD Cluster, home of things not involving liquor! Sat Nov 6 11:13:58 2671 Advertisement : Visit Mek PMD mine and retail shop. It's more than worth the trek! Sat Nov 6 11:15:21 2671 Legoean : These 'Agents' don't scare me, I know my rights, It's a free Galaxy dude! Lets see what they have to say. Sat Nov 6 11:17:29 2671 Alec : We here at KORE totally respect free speech, man! Sat Nov 6 11:19:53 2671 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Sat Nov 6 11:19:58 2671 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Sat Nov 6 11:20:14 2671 Alec : Wow, we need the boss to clear out that booth! Sat Nov 6 11:20:54 2671 Legoean : Well if Agents won't respond I'm gonna go speak with the Odra myself, I'm making my way to the crashed ship now to speak with a representitive. Sat Nov 6 11:23:28 2671 Alec : Oh yeah? Who you takin'? Sat Nov 6 11:24:47 2671 Legoean : Greetings on the behalf of humanity Mr. Odra, I wanted to extend my hand in friendsh... *Energy weapon fire erupts then silence and finally a distorted alien voice speaks over the call in a disgruntled manner* Sat Nov 6 11:25:53 2671 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Sat Nov 6 11:25:58 2671 Advertisement : Santeria's Simple Smelter currently has ore bids open for silicon and aluminum. If you have either of those in your stockpile and are interested in making some credits please stop by. We are located northeast of the garage in cluster G7-2. Sat Nov 6 11:31:53 2671 Advertisement : Visit Mek PMD mine and retail shop. It's more than worth the trek! Sat Nov 6 11:31:58 2671 Advertisement : Do you need protection from the dangerous bunnies and weevils of Core? Is that other guy on your shift harrassing that girl you've had your eye on? Well come on down Cluster H7-6 Custom Weapons and buy yourself something to level the playing field. Cluster H7-6 Weaponry......Keeping Core Odra free! Sat Nov 6 11:37:53 2671 Advertisement : Do you need protection from the dangerous bunnies and weevils of Core? Is that other guy on your shift harrassing that girl you've had your eye on? Well come on down Cluster H7-6 Custom Weapons and buy yourself something to level the playing field. Cluster H7-6 Weaponry......Keeping Core Odra free! Sat Nov 6 11:37:58 2671 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sat Nov 6 11:43:53 2671 Advertisement : Come to Levanon's Refinery for all your mineral needs! H7-6 Sat Nov 6 11:43:58 2671 Advertisement : . Sat Nov 6 11:49:53 2671 Advertisement : Now selling bespoke lizon armaments at Alec's PMD, located in G7-2! Mass-produced items too! Sat Nov 6 11:49:58 2671 Advertisement : The Karl PMD. So far out, it's far out. Sat Nov 6 11:55:53 2671 Advertisement : Think you don't look good enough in your peasant clothes? Grab design sense by the horns and come over to the newly re-opened CORE COMMANDO CLOTHIERS! You don't need to go Commando when you come to CCC! Located in the BEAUTIFUL H7-6 PMD Cluster, home of things not involving liquor! Sat Nov 6 11:55:58 2671 Advertisement : Now selling bespoke lizon armaments at Alec's PMD, located in G7-2! Mass-produced items too! Sat Nov 6 12:01:53 2671 Advertisement : . Sat Nov 6 12:01:58 2671 Advertisement : Visit Mek PMD mine and retail shop. It's more than worth the trek! Sat Nov 6 12:07:53 2671 Advertisement : Think you don't look good enough in your peasant clothes? Grab design sense by the horns and come over to the newly re-opened CORE COMMANDO CLOTHIERS! You don't need to go Commando when you come to CCC! Located in the BEAUTIFUL H7-6 PMD Cluster, home of things not involving liquor! Sat Nov 6 12:07:58 2671 Advertisement : Visit Mek PMD mine and retail shop. It's more than worth the trek! Sat Nov 6 12:13:54 2671 Advertisement : Visit Mek PMD mine and retail shop. It's more than worth the trek! Sat Nov 6 12:13:59 2671 Advertisement : The Company looks out for your safety. Sat Nov 6 15:31:35 2671 Grey : The radio station lines are now open! Sat Nov 6 15:31:50 2671 Grey : And this afternoon, we have a special guest. Sat Nov 6 15:32:06 2671 Hassr : Piss off. Sat Nov 6 15:32:52 2671 Hassr : Down with Steve. Actually, down with ALL of YOU. Sat Nov 6 15:34:30 2671 Legoean : Hey barf, I have a question for your guest. Are all Odra bloodthirsty monsters bent on reclaiming lost territory from The Company, or just this perticular sect? Sat Nov 6 15:35:02 2671 Hassr : We want your ORE! Your blood is just a bonus..... Sat Nov 6 15:35:14 2671 Hassr : Actually we want your blood too. Sat Nov 6 15:35:49 2671 Grey : I'll do what I can to constrain him. Steve's fuzzy handcuffs only go so far. Sat Nov 6 15:36:21 2671 Steve : so thats where they went Sat Nov 6 15:36:42 2671 Grey : Oh no, not this guy again. Sat Nov 6 15:37:00 2671 Legoean : Follow up question, why do the Odra rely on ancient bladed weapons of war? I'm sure any suffiecently advanced species would opt for Plasma or Ion based weapons. Are you still a stone age species? Sat Nov 6 15:37:55 2671 Hassr : F you!!!! We use Plasma! LOOK at our weapons next time! Stupid Grey re-skinned our old weapons. Sat Nov 6 15:38:23 2671 Grey : The VP is unavailable for questioning at this time. Sat Nov 6 15:38:28 2671 Steve : Those plasma blades hurt Sat Nov 6 15:40:11 2671 Grey : Bear with me. I need to recollect a story to tell. Sat Nov 6 15:40:29 2671 Legoean : Well Admiral, I just slaughtered one of you Kgrithnit guards Sat Nov 6 15:40:58 2671 Hassr : I'll get you my pretty!!!! And your little ore hauler, too! Sat Nov 6 15:41:04 2671 Legoean : and it clearly states that they are not using plasma, are you compensating for your failed invasion of Core? Sat Nov 6 15:42:00 2671 Grey : Dernit. Admiral stop grabbing the microphone from me. Sat Nov 6 15:42:21 2671 Hassr : F YOU!!!!! This peon is making me angry! Sat Nov 6 15:42:51 2671 Grey : I think this station might need to be family-friendly. Sat Nov 6 15:43:10 2671 Legoean : Oh sure you have some big guns on that ship of yours... but your gunners are so squishy it's like your not even trying. Sat Nov 6 15:43:31 2671 Hassr : NO! We're not friendly when our ROVERS ARE USING YOUR GUTS TO GREASE OUR GEARS!!! Sat Nov 6 15:47:11 2671 Legoean : Your Excellency, if you ask me your superiors know you are lacking in the 'invasion' department. Compensating for your failures by cursing only proves their point. Why don't you lay down your arms, all of them, and lets have a nice chat about peace. Odra command obviously wants you dead, so join us. Sat Nov 6 15:58:24 2671 Hassr : If you start quoting the original Ghostbusters I'm blasting off and nuking this rock from space! Its the only way to be sure. Sat Nov 6 16:07:54 2671 Hassr : I got your warrant right here! Sat Nov 6 16:09:17 2671 Legoean : Bring it Admiral, prove your better than a lowly Cargo Rat. Sat Nov 6 16:10:34 2671 Hassr : Oh you just wait. Those rats were just a measely test for Core colony rats like yourself. The real test awaits. Sat Nov 6 16:13:02 2671 Legoean : I found your dopleganger Admiral, maybe your twin brother, should I let him live? Maybe I'll cut off one arm at a time untill he gives me the cordinates of your homeworld. Sat Nov 6 16:13:29 2671 Hassr : Ok even I'm a dick but I find the shroom advice to Steve a bad idea. Sat Nov 6 16:14:02 2671 Legoean : Okay, we have some common ground there... Sat Nov 6 16:16:16 2671 Legoean : ooopse, he caught me stealing a trinket, had to put him down Admiral. I can't wait for your next clone. Sat Nov 6 16:17:29 2671 Hassr : This bastage isn't using his real voice!!! A-hole!!!! Sat Nov 6 16:24:21 2671 Hassr : No freedom for you!!!! Sat Nov 6 16:25:50 2671 Hassr : I heard that! Sat Nov 6 16:26:22 2671 Hassr : Ah'm coming for you Sat Nov 6 16:27:06 2671 Grey : And do you know what's waiting for you, homechicken? Sat Nov 6 16:27:49 2671 Grey : Aligator moat. Laser mounted headsets. Bring it. Sat Nov 6 16:28:34 2671 Legoean : What? an exotic dinner? Admiral Ala Mode? Sat Nov 6 16:31:37 2671 Alec : sound Sat Nov 6 16:39:11 2671 Hassr : Even we Odra have morals. Don't transit that sound again. Sat Nov 6 16:40:14 2671 Hassr : OK. We're attacking. Sat Nov 6 16:44:55 2671 Alec : This just in, dudes and dudettes: down with Steve, up with Pudding. Sat Nov 6 16:48:59 2671 Alec : Is Odra meat consumable by humans? Can we repurpose them to fill our failing ration supplies? Can you make pudding out of them? Sat Nov 6 16:49:04 2671 Alec : The people want to know! Sat Nov 6 16:52:16 2671 Hassr : I'm doing my part! Sat Nov 6 16:52:48 2671 Legoean : Would You Like To Know More? Sat Nov 6 16:53:47 2671 Alec : I'm doing my part! Sat Nov 6 16:56:32 2671 Steve : The company disclaims any knowledge of this broadcast Sat Nov 6 17:51:45 2671 Advertisement : Be sure your retailer is buying their products from Eagle's Pride Factory. It might just make the monkey in your head stop screaming. Sat Nov 6 17:51:50 2671 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Fri Nov 19 13:59:51 2671 Axax : (tapping mic) The lines are open! Fri Nov 19 14:01:05 2671 Axax : Vice President Steve is travelling offworld. Best wishes to him on his travels. Down with Steve! Fri Nov 19 14:01:51 2671 Axax : Vice President Grey is still here, because he has no life. Fri Nov 19 14:02:04 2671 Grey : Shush, you! Fri Nov 19 14:02:10 2671 Axax : And now for the news. Fri Nov 19 14:02:47 2671 Axax : Odra have been observed patrolling the northeast sector of the City Complex. What's going on here? Fri Nov 19 14:04:05 2671 Axax : We are also getting reports of 2 new pubs opened recently in the City Complex, and 1 new Clinic. Other new City Complex shops are rumored to be in the works, but Company officials are tight-lipped on the subject. Fri Nov 19 14:05:25 2671 Axax : In other news, the plague of ore pirates has ceased. But laser drills are mysteriously overheating. This cannot be a Company conspiracy, because The Company is our friend and loves us. Fri Nov 19 14:07:42 2671 Axax : Switching over to Social Media news, KORE is hearing vague reports about a "redhead brigade". Fri Nov 19 14:08:17 2671 Axax : It has been suggested that the ringleader might be Gr- Fri Nov 19 14:08:42 2671 Grey : Transmission interrupted. Sorry folks Fri Nov 19 14:10:12 2671 Axax : It would seem station power has been restored. Enjoying the show, folks? Visit https://coremud.org/koreweb.log for the complete station transcript! Fri Nov 19 14:12:08 2671 Axax : Last bit of news for this afternoon: Down with Steve! Fri Nov 19 14:12:31 2671 Mick : Dooooooown with Steve!!!! Fri Nov 19 14:15:08 2671 Axax : Oh lookie! 2PM Earth standard time on a Friday. Time to pour a drink Fri Nov 19 14:15:51 2671 Axax : PSA: Folks, don't drink and mine. You might lose a limb that way. Fri Nov 19 14:16:38 2671 Alec : Don't drink and mine, kids. Do all of your drinking first, /THEN/ go mining! Fri Nov 19 14:16:58 2671 Grey : Turn in a full satchel and The Company does not care. Bottoms up, buddy. Fri Nov 19 14:20:35 2671 Alec : If that funky mawg is back in the booth, fire off an ad or two! Fri Nov 19 14:27:13 2671 Advertisement : . Fri Nov 19 14:27:18 2671 Advertisement : Does the thought of back breaking labor make you cringe? Do you dread going into the mines for another three hours? If so, be sure to get loaded at the Drunken Heptosquid before your shift. Remember, we're 90 days accident free, it's time to break that trend. Fri Nov 19 14:28:04 2671 Axax : Sorry I've been slacking off. Needed to top off my vodka screwdriver Fri Nov 19 14:28:52 2671 Axax : I remember taking a trip and stayed at this popular hotel on Mars Fri Nov 19 14:29:22 2671 Axax : I stroll over to the bar and asked if they had any specials for the night. Fri Nov 19 14:29:46 2671 Axax : They responded "Would you like to try 'The Grey'?" Fri Nov 19 14:29:55 2671 Axax : I'm like, um what? Fri Nov 19 14:31:11 2671 Axax : They're like, "well there was this guy named Grey who stayed here so often we named his favorite drink after him. We even put a special code for it in our system so he didn't have to give his room # anymore. It was just 'Grey'. The front desk knew where to charge it." Fri Nov 19 14:31:31 2671 Axax : And I'm "OK, what's in this Grey beverage?" Fri Nov 19 14:31:47 2671 Axax : Staff: "No no, its 'The Grey'." Fri Nov 19 14:32:02 2671 Axax : Ooooo-kay. So what's in it? Fri Nov 19 14:33:07 2671 Axax : Staff: "One or two shots of vodka, depending upon Grey's rage meter. Top it off with unflavored soda water, and add a few splashes of lime juice." Fri Nov 19 14:33:13 2671 Axax : Me: I want one. Fri Nov 19 14:34:19 2671 Mick : Do they come in pints? Fri Nov 19 14:34:35 2671 Axax : No, hobbit. Hotel bars are not that generous. Fri Nov 19 14:34:59 2671 Mick : Dammit. Fri Nov 19 14:35:57 2671 Grey : True story. My bartender cried and hugged me when I told her I was checking out for the last time and returning to Core. Fri Nov 19 14:36:38 2671 Grey : Tip your helpers well. They work hard for little in return. Fri Nov 19 14:37:43 2671 Alec : Sounds like some advice for Core as well... Fri Nov 19 14:43:59 2671 Grey : I'll get my tip when Jasmine returns from travel. Fri Nov 19 14:44:21 2671 Grey : Wait, Steve is travelling too. If.... oh there will be Hell to pay. Fri Nov 19 14:44:57 2671 Axax : So um, folks. Be sure to tip your shopkeepers if they make custom gear for you, OK? Fri Nov 19 14:46:25 2671 Alec : I know that new Lizon fellow appreciates tips. Fri Nov 19 14:56:39 2671 Axax : So folks, be smart. Don't shop S-Mart. Shop at Smart Alec's Fri Nov 19 15:04:45 2671 Axax : New report just arrived. Apparently the infamous Delta shift has achieved their daily ore quota. Well done, Delta! Fri Nov 19 15:09:52 2671 Axax : It has also been reported there is a ruckus in one of the mines. Fri Nov 19 15:10:18 2671 Mick : Could you describe the nature of the ruckus? Fri Nov 19 15:10:34 2671 Axax : What is this, The Breakfast Club?!? Fri Nov 19 15:12:03 2671 Dirun : Well, rumor has it somebody imitated a person with limitations, and Steve's wife was unhappy. Blood and gore splattered all over the mine shaft walls. Fri Nov 19 15:12:43 2671 Mick : Dogs and cats. Living together. MASS HYSTERIA. Fri Nov 19 15:12:58 2671 Axax : OK people. Settle down. We'll sort this out. Fri Nov 19 15:17:35 2671 Axax : On the one hand, we want Steve to answer for his crimes. On the other, the moment his boot touches Core soil, he has immunity as a Vice President here just as Grey. Its a touch-and-go situation. Fri Nov 19 15:18:32 2671 Axax : Maybe we should have a poll? Who says Steve should safely return to Core? 1 = yes, 0 = fat no. Call in your vote NOW! Fri Nov 19 15:19:00 2671 Mick : 0. Steve sucks. Down with Steve. Fri Nov 19 15:19:30 2671 Grey : 1. Yes that is a surprise coming from me. But Steve sponsored some valuable equipment. Fri Nov 19 15:19:45 2671 Axax : Folks, we are tied!!!!! Need more of you to weigh in Fri Nov 19 15:39:12 2671 Alec : 1. We need our precious scapegoat! Fri Nov 19 15:47:07 2671 Axax : Folks we are now at 2 pro-Steve, 1 anti-Steve Fri Nov 19 16:00:05 2671 Axax : In other news, it is rumored that our long lost Vice President Nigel is living somewhere.... in an environment tent, down by a lava river. Fri Nov 19 16:01:22 2671 Mick : My bet is his feet got injured by stepping on Legos, and he's too embarrassed to admit it. Fri Nov 19 16:01:28 2671 Alec : I miss that dude. He was pretty solid. Fri Nov 19 16:01:54 2671 Dirun : I want more Nigel snacks! Like, he needs to make.... Scooby Snacks. Fri Nov 19 16:17:32 2671 Axax : Folks, it looks like things are about to get crazy this weekend. Fri Nov 19 16:19:10 2671 Axax : Next week features the traditional Thanksgiving dinner in some countries on Earth. Of course here on Core, we are thankful every day for The Company. But call in if there is something you are thankful for in particular. Fri Nov 19 16:19:34 2671 Mick : I'm thankful for boobies!!!!! Fri Nov 19 16:20:11 2671 Axax : I'm.... not sure if anybody could argue with that. Anybody else? Fri Nov 19 16:21:30 2671 Grey : Tawny. Don't tell Jasmine. Fri Nov 19 16:22:34 2671 Dirun : If Steve were here, he'd say WEEEEEED. Fri Nov 19 16:46:00 2671 Axax : Double ore bonus weekend is here! Miners, head to your mines. Sat Nov 20 01:11:06 2671 Axax : Late-night quiz time, folks! Sat Nov 20 01:12:24 2671 Axax : Q: How many circus clowns are needed to swap out a powercell in Steve's wife's refinery shop? Sat Nov 20 01:12:43 2671 Axax : A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY. Sat Nov 20 15:10:45 2671 Axax : News flash, folks. Grey is taking a brief shopping trip offworld. EVERYBODY PANIC!!! Sat Nov 20 16:19:38 2671 Axax : News update: Grey has returned from offworld. Be at ease. And remember, The Company is your best friend! Sat Nov 20 16:23:11 2671 Grey : Ya know what I miss the most about Earth? Fresh squeezed orange juice. I just ran out of the frozen stuff and need to put in a shipment order for more. Sat Nov 20 16:23:53 2671 Axax : Wha.... wait a minute. You can get ORANGE JUICE? Delivered to HERE? Sat Nov 20 16:24:18 2671 Grey : That's a perk of being VP. Sat Nov 20 16:25:29 2671 Grey : Steve, on the other hand. He spends his spare credits on certain leafy plants. Sat Nov 20 16:25:31 2671 Axax : Say no more!!!! Sat Nov 20 16:26:10 2671 Mick : No more. Sat Nov 20 16:26:25 2671 Axax : No, that's an expression. Not a literal command. Sat Nov 20 16:27:13 2671 Mick : But you said, say no more. So I said no more. But be that way. Sat Nov 20 16:28:09 2671 Grey : You two keep arguing. I'm cracking open this fine bottle of rum I just picked up from offworld. Sat Nov 20 16:28:38 2671 Axax : Oh no. Bad things are about to happen.... Sat Nov 20 16:35:34 2671 Steve : Hey, I don't spend a dime on my leafy stuff, I smuggled seeds here for that, thankfully I have VP Immunity. No my money gets spent on importing maple syrup for my breakfast. Sat Nov 20 16:36:36 2671 Alec : We need better grow operations, dude. Sat Nov 20 16:37:01 2671 Steve : speak for yourself, I've got an entire dome and distribution system Sat Nov 20 16:38:09 2671 Steve : Apparently Tawny loves my product Sat Nov 20 16:38:29 2671 Alec : Yeah, but you've got more resources, "Random Company Official". Sat Nov 20 16:39:57 2671 Steve : yep, to be fair I'm on like my fifth company contract in a row, in fact I'm now on a no-cancellation "indefinite term of service", so y'all are stuck with me Sat Nov 20 16:40:52 2671 Steve : its not like anybody ever actually makes it back after their fourth year, I've never seen it happen. Sat Nov 20 16:43:24 2671 Alec : Too much fun here, man! Sat Nov 20 16:44:44 2671 Steve : especially when you have a dome full of sticky icky Sat Nov 20 19:07:08 2671 Axax : Remember folks! If you're not wandering in the outside wilderness from time to time, take your vitamin D! The artificial lighting inside the domes don't stimulate our skin enough to produce vitamin D naturally. Sat Nov 20 19:10:25 2671 Alec : We really should change that, man. Sat Nov 20 19:13:16 2671 Axax : I've been told it would be too costly with respect to new lighting equipment, labor, and ongoing power expense to replace all of the lights with the fancy-smanshy vitamin D lights. Having workers acquire their own vitamin D supplements is apparently the cheaper optionn. Sat Nov 20 19:13:58 2671 Steve : Why bother, when you die of depression we just re-clone you, you can't escape Sat Nov 20 19:14:24 2671 Steve : Why do you think the company supplements the food, its cheaper. Sat Dec 4 19:19:18 2671 Axax : Alec is doing his part. ARE YOU? Sat Dec 4 19:19:40 2671 Axax : Alec is doing his part. ARE YOU? Sat Dec 4 19:20:37 2671 Axax : No worky in the station. Grey is NOT doing his part. Sat Dec 4 19:26:13 2671 Axax : I hope this works or Grey's Rage Meter increases Sat Dec 4 19:27:08 2671 Grey : Worky. The planet is saved from nuclear annihilation. Sat Dec 4 19:29:41 2671 Axax : OK my friends. Game on. We need to hear a brief message from the Swedish Chef Sat Dec 4 19:31:32 2671 Axax : The year is 2671, but who is still relevant??? The Muppets. Sun Dec 5 23:10:34 2671 Axax : The KORE lines are open! Because I have it on authority that a scary droid is waiting in 000 for any and all comers. Sun Dec 5 23:12:13 2671 Axax : WHO can take down this menace on civilized society? Alec? Legolas? Lolita? Clearly not SlimJim. Sun Dec 5 23:15:55 2671 Legoean : My Arrows have no effect! Sun Dec 5 23:17:40 2671 Axax : Reports are coming in that this "robosteve" is a very tough opponent. And quite possibly a douchebag. Sun Dec 5 23:18:43 2671 Legoean : Bad Touch! Bad Touch! We need backup in 000! Sun Dec 5 23:20:13 2671 Axax : Be careful, my listeners! Sun Dec 5 23:20:55 2671 Axax : The highest level person who attacks this monstrosity causes it to inflate to their level. Sun Dec 5 23:44:17 2671 Axax : Listeners, we have strange reports coming in about robot enemies appearing in the City Complex. We need anyone who encounters them to please call in their location! Sun Jan 23 12:51:31 2672 Grey : It has come to our attention a power brownout might be in effect in the City Complex! Sun Jan 23 12:54:23 2672 Grey : Let's try this again: Down with Steve! Sun Jan 23 12:54:49 2672 Steve : Down with Steve!!!! Sun Jan 23 13:10:56 2672 Grey : More urgent updates concerning the alleged brownout in the City Complex! Sun Jan 23 13:11:26 2672 Grey : The brownout has been confirmed. Lights are still on and basic functions are still available, but..... Sun Jan 23 13:12:21 2672 Grey : It would seem that remote shops are unable to purchase power from the City Complex. Company officials are hoarding power for the City and refusing any power transmissions to remote dome complexes across the planet's surface. Sun Jan 23 13:14:20 2672 Grey : Over the weekend, engineers completed a system where dome-to-dome power transfers are possible. Power sellers set their own prices and apparently things are starting to get a little cutthroat out there. Sun Jan 23 13:23:54 2672 Grey : Company officials are out drinking and have declined to comment. Fri Jan 28 17:56:42 2672 Grey : tap tap Fri Jan 28 17:57:07 2672 Grey : Folks, we have a bit of an emergency here! Fri Jan 28 17:58:01 2672 Grey : The City Complex is under a BROWNOUT. Shops across the planet surface can only buy power from each other. Fri Jan 28 18:00:04 2672 Grey : Some sources blame Steve. Others point to a hidden cabal run by Santeria. This reporter is unsure of the truth and will continue digging. Fri Jan 28 18:01:52 2672 Steve : Its likely steve Sun Jan 30 18:41:08 2672 Grey : Lines are open! Sun Jan 30 18:42:08 2672 Grey : City safety engineers have just reported that the Brownout situation for the City power grid has been corrected. Seriously, somebody needs to lose their job over these Brownouts! Sun Jan 30 18:42:45 2672 Grey : Shop owners are encouraged to top off their shop's gerk supply before another Brownout happens. Sat Feb 12 16:24:38 2672 Grey : Radio station callin lines are now open! Sat Feb 12 16:24:53 2672 Grey : Friends, we have a bit of a... situation. Sat Feb 12 16:26:21 2672 Grey : Company maintenance engineers have been slacking off again. The City Complex is in a POWER BROWNOUT situation! Sat Feb 12 16:27:20 2672 Mick : Oh you gotta be kidding me.... Sat Feb 12 16:28:19 2672 Grey : That's right, my friends. Shop owners can't buy power from the City Complex until the various reactors get repaired. Sat Feb 12 16:28:59 2672 Grey : Until then, it is still possible to buy power from worker-operated refinery shops out in the PMD clusters. Sat Feb 12 16:29:07 2672 Grey : Best luck, and stay safe out there! Sat Feb 12 16:30:29 2672 Mick : Easy for YOU to say... from the warmth and comfort of your fancy radio booth. Sat Apr 16 08:57:07 2672 Grey : This news is just in! Steve smells funny. Sat Apr 16 09:33:40 2672 Grey : Nooooo Mon Jul 18 23:21:06 2672 Bennis : add Mon Jul 18 23:21:20 2672 Advertisement : Do you need protection from the dangerous bunnies and weevils of Core? Is that other guy on your shift harrassing that girl you've had your eye on? Well come on down Cluster H7-6 Custom Weapons and buy yourself something to level the playing field. Cluster H7-6 Weaponry......Keeping Core Odra free! Mon Jul 18 23:21:25 2672 Advertisement : Santeria's Simple Smelter currently has ore bids open for silicon and aluminum. If you have either of those in your stockpile and are interested in making some credits please stop by. We are located northeast of the garage in cluster G7-2. Mon Jul 18 23:23:54 2672 Bennis : Time ticks away, and Gamma shift has still not even begun to meet their daily quota. As this behavior seems to have begun to trend, citizens wonder what'll be done about the lackluster shift. Sat Jul 22 21:06:39 2673 Steve : the Company would like to congratulate Tristan on their recent promotion